I think phone gps should track how fast you drive and when you speed it should immediately report you to the police
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Cancelling Frank for being a tranny chaser
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i think about this greece line all the time btw. "UGH TURKEY YOU REEK OF BEING A WOMAN-LIKER" like ok queermo we get it
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if no one plays the ask game later im going to personally piss in everyone’s water
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I ranted about Danganronpa to my friend and my period cramps suddenly got severely worse, I think Kodaka cast a curse on me
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lancer dislikers die 1000 deaths. goodnight
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so autistic when i’m playing with someone’s tits i just pretend i’m solving a rubik’s cube
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ur a xisuma blog cause tumblr says so
this is the worst day of my life i think
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coffee waltz… headfirst slide knees on the ground forehead on his hip… clinging to his back while he sings and kindasorta kissing his neck… just a few things that cancel culture took from us😔
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Wilbur purposefully sabotaged the potential for a Tntduo reconciliation stream because he could not allow Quackity to even HINT that Tntduo /r was canon, in this essay I will—
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when i listen to shanti shanti shanti.. and it’s like omg babymetal desi queens
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sylvee lagging in battle box is dare i say it misogyny
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can u guys read my charles drabble pls i was so proud of it and i need the validation 👹👹👹👹
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as a native english speaker, i can confirm that english is stupid and full of bees and i'm so sorry that it likes to hang around dark bars, knock out other languages as they come out drunk, and go through those languages' pockets for whatever vocabulary they can pick up.
You literally colonized half of the world AND you stole their words too that's why nobody likes you guys
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I don’t think people understand that lot s of ideas couldnt be seen as original… even though like they are.,.
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ebay loves sending me emails that things i was looking at buying aren't available anymore. do you want me to kill myself
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