#size proportions

[julialametta]

one a day 41/366

"size proportions" / Vienna / Austria / ©Julia Lametta

#photography #exhibition #gottfried helnwein #painter #albertina #visitor #size proportions #series.ONE.A.DAY #julialametta #original photographers #vienna

[ohpsshaw]

I have been allowed to selfishly cut Drow's (@meanbossart) hair. Just to see... but this also seems like an essential part of Drow-tending, like shearing a big purple sheep. God knows what's stuck in there, and you KNOW this man doesn't brush any part of himself enough.

Unfortunately Typhus cannot always be trusted with the clippers. At least this ram can keep the shepherd in line...!

#it's fine. ty-ty knows sneak attack. coming at you from the front means he likes you #my typical big boy proportion issues are all over this but I think they're hilarious #SURE DROW YOU CAN HAVE BICEPS THE SIZE OF A SKULL YOU"RE WELCOME #tiefling #drow #bg3 #bg3 durge #typhus #had to finish this finally before RJ died in bed

[pcktknife]

they'd bond over their shared love of eels :)

#splatoon #frye #submas #emmet #pokemon #myart #drawing inklings with humans is so funny cause theyre not small theyre people sized their proportions just trick you #in many ways emmet and frye are the same character. think about that

[mommytimmy]

#tim drake #batman #my drawing #the batfam #ensemble cast…………. how tag all of ‘em LMAO #the kids + Steph at a 11pm showing #also I don’t care about sizes and proportion only Shape #shaped batfam #Tim paying with a CC like #Barbie IS worth your secret identity. correct

[fivepibbles]

they have him pinned, but at least they're warm!

fanart for @tsunochizu 's backwards through the snow fic! im SO normal about this story (still emotionally recovering from chapter 15) i love this fic so much <3

they are the STINKIEST of family...

(for those who haven't read this fic, first of all, go read it now. but also pebbles is mostly ok. kinda. hes just dirty and stinky... amongst other things)

#rain world #rw backwards through the snow #am i allowed to use that tag i hope so #ouyhgdhggdh this fic.... THIS FIC..... #this fic is everytging i wanted for a rain world fix it fic #like this fic has destroyed me and fixed me again ugh its so good #i could gush about this all day but unfortunately i am bills to pay children to feed . so have this fanart #everybody say thank you tsunochizu for writing such an amazing story full of super interesting headcanons and hurt/comfort #five pebbles #artificer #my art #now that i look back on the size ref i think i messed up the proportions a lot errmmmm oops #confession. i may have ressutected my dead art account JUST to post this fanart c: #pibblescribble

[blujaynoodles]

if a satyr met a centaur would it look like this or like this

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #fantasy art #centaur #satyr #faun #character art #nudity #thinkin about centaur proportions and remembered Nyssa has met one (actually a small herd but she only talked to the one) #the first one is based on the approx size of a wild horse-- the second on a fresian #BIG LADY. GIANT WOMAN #and of course nyssa is a wee lass anyway (she's only 4'8) #PROBABLY centaurs that are 'only' around seven feet tall are reasonable but the bighuge one is funny to me #my OCs #nyssa

[raaorqtpbpdy]

Listen, the simple fact of the matter is: a walrus is bigger than a fairy.

I hear a knock on the door and I open it. I see a fairy. It’s two apples tall. It gives me a start but all I have to do is politely turn it away and I’m good. Conversely it’s human sized and I fully believe it’s a human in a costume—because how the hell would I even be able to tell it’s not—and all I have to do is politely turn it away and I’m good. The encounter is brief, there’s no need to get anyone else involved, and I can have an existential crisis about the existence of fairies after it’s gone.

I hear a knock on the door and I open it. I see a walrus. I fully jump, scramble backwards. I attempt to slam the door in its face, but it’s already halfway through the doorway, barreling towards me with its long tusks and heavy body. I run for my life from the creature that utterly wrecks the narrow walkways of my home behind me. This encounter will not be brief. I have time to wonder: why the fuck is a walrus here? How did it get here? How did no one see it headed here and call animal control? The nearest zoo it over an hour away by car and it doesn’t even have walruses? How long has it been tracking me? Does it know who I am? How did it even knock when it only has flippers and not hands? How the fuck do I get out if this situation? I can’t call anyone because who the fuck is going to believe that I have an actual, real life walrus in my house. I don’t even believe it. I find a window and knock the screen out, scrambling through it into my backyard. I go to the library and look up real estate listings—that’s the walrus’ house now.

#so yeah #both would be surprising for sure #but the shock factor is definitely proportional to the size of the visitor and the length of the ensuing interaction #a fairy can be reasoned with #a walrus cannot #fairy vs walrus

[gabelew]

i can't believe i never posted any of my pre-calamity Seggin sketches aaa such an oversight TToTT he's so fun to draw! the most unhinged old man!

#zora #seggin #bazz #botw #loz #im love this scary fish but he should not have been allowed to have kids #Bazz being Like That(tm) is a direct result of Seggin being Even Worse(tm) #smol bazz is holding a comically large spear because the zora don't really make child-sized weaponry #a zora soldier isnt expect to start spear training before reaching their growth spurt #child zora body is just so different from adult zora body #with its proportions and center of gravity #that its considered useless to teach them complex skills that they'll have to relearn in a few years anyway

[jorvikzelda]

i have played hollow knight for approximately 80 hours in the past 11 days

(alternate version with autism creature eyes/face as requested by my friend below cut)

#this was GENUINELY my best fucking attempt at little ghost i redrew their head Several fucking times and also the entire them once #i love them so much but i cannot give them what they deserve #decided to not even try drawing the hollow knight. they have Too Many Joints #but if i did their caption wouldve been something like ''third more fucked up sibling'' #would they be the eldest sibling? probably right? i could make an eldest sibling trauma joke too #the abysmal size difference here is Hysterical to me btw. it was Not on purpose i just cant proportion but its hilarious im keeping it #z talks #hollow knight #i did draw the autism creature face myself #no copy pasting here #also hornets legs are just lines bc i tried to make them more like in game but i coulnt make it work . so

[5-pp-man]

Strega - Persona 3 vs Persona 3 Reload

#persona 3 reload #p3re #strega #takaya sakaki #jin shirato #chidori yoshino #tedpost #technically i edited these to be about the same size so they wouldnt crop weird. but its not rlly worth a tag tbh #the proportions in og p3 are very different. more toon-y n exaggerated. new art is soft n flow-y #love their new poses btw. shows their character very well. and chidori still has that iconic thousand yard stare that i love #the lighting is also veeeryy good. v dramatic

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

stats time as these polls have finally finished! bojan jan jure kris nace

these show the same data but in slightly different ways in case people find one easier to interpret.

so i guess the gays and lesbians love kris, the bisexuals love jan, the aces love nace, the straights love bojan, and the 'others' love jure? ngl i'm not so surprised by this! anyone else have thoughts?

also as always i'm amazed by how many bi and ace people there are in this fandom! and the fact that so few straight people come here haha.

data under the read more:

#joker out #nace jordan #jan peteh #bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #jure maček #anyone else find this super interesting? i love analysing data like this #as an ace nace girlie (gn) this makes me very happy haha #also i'm taking 'other' to mean queer/doesn't use labels but isn't straight so it's interesting to see jure winning that one #sad that jure has a much smaller sample size though he's so underrated #also i spent too long working on the colour scheme lmao #obviously this isn't the best data like i'm sure the sample size proportions don't match the poll for who's your favourite #but it doesn't really matter anyway #we're so queer on here i love us

[idrawgaystffs]

After the fact, I totally believe GLaDOS is just purring up a storm

#my art stff #chelldos #portal Chell #portal GLaDOS #portal fanart #portal 2 #portal #chell legs are cramping GLaDOS let her up #loveee making her huge #her size is proportional to how much love her has for the Chell #my art

[moongothic]

Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation. #We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential #Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something #They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing #Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess #And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face] #Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao #ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like #If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then??? #Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc #So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way #I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos #Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly

[oldmanffucker]

*guy who’s really normal about House MD voice* I’m making a mini version of this vase in the background of Wilson’s office in season 5

#proportions are wack but it was a spur of the moment decision #the grey clay will fire to white #this is like a third of the size of the actual one #I taught a clay class tonight and made this lmao #image post #house #house md #james wilson #my art

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

how the hell is dust alive?

Dust: (shrug)

#dust sans #death mention #food #i drew it really bad but those are supposed to be scrambled eggs #consistent size and proportions who #Dusts shirt is from the last post btw #and for the record Dust is only still alive because his HP stayed above 0 #cuz Ink doesn't deal damage regarding HP because he doesn't have a soul for magic or intent but by fucking jod does he deal DAMAGE #Ink mentioned because he's the one who caved in Dust's skull :) #queue

[cherrycon2011]

i fucking hate 3/4 anglr

#had to compress imafe so that tumblr wouldnt freak out over the size 🪦 #i feel like my art lacks flavour idk #ranfren #randal ivory #ранфрен #fanart #art #digital art #sebastian de tomato smith chicken legs #ranseb #sebran #do not look ar the proportions