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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#medication #some rocks #nintendo switch #kindle #yarn #tv remote #clock #my tablet accessories #a bean bag shaped like a square bear #my night guard and a lil cup to put it in #and a space for my water bottle

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these are my thotz as someone who has been directly exposed to 2022 and 1966 batman within less than a month: there's a sweet spot between silly/gloomy ways to write bruce wayne, there's unpleasant extremes, and then there's the real extremes that are such weird little freaks that they make perfect sense

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I prefer the sketch

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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dc cowboy doodles & wips !

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you guys weren’t kidding about the driver’s license propaganda Tim keeps peddling huh (from: joker’s wild no.1? I think?)

#hes such a good boy thats why

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bruce and dick are fighting again and dick is ranting about it

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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

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this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny