#sir please I beg you

[ponderingmoonlight]

That shot has me in a choke hold

Like fuck, let me kneel in front of you while you look at me like this sir

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk shibuya arc #jjk season 2 #jjk choso #jujutsu kaisen choso #choso jjk #choso kamo #choso #choso x reader #How is he so fucking hot #Like fr #sir please #i cannot #begging on my knees #kamo choso #chousou #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #choso x you

[tiramegtoons]

#CUTEST FUCKING THING #I HAVE EVER SEEN #please i beg of you never take away his egg bois ever again #sir pentious #hazbin hotel

[lloydfrontera]

i'm also obsessed with lloyd still thinking about javier's looks even when he's five seconds away from dying. he's so upset he's gonna die for javier's handsome ass. he's literally like "you better live a good long life after this you bastard. and i hope you lose your hair and get stinky feet" cause he thinks it's unfair javier will not only get to live but also continue on being unnaturally pretty.

he really said

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #llojavi #sir. sir please stop being gay for five minutes. sir you are literally in mortal danger. sir please. #i am mildly exaggerating about this one #but only because while he *is* upset about dying he's actually mentally begging javier to live #to survive with the time lliyd had gotten him #so it is kinda gay but mostly because javier is the person lloyd thinks about and to when he's about to die #i just thought it was funny he still had a moment to think about how unfair it would be for javier to keep on being so hot when he's gone #javier asrahan

[scarlet-and-ultraviolet]

#sleep token #vessel #iii #ii #iv #i think i just almost fainted HOLY SHIT IV #if i wasnt on my knees before i fucking am now!! #please mr iv sir do that again inches from my face i am BEGGING you

[kedreeva]

Went to let the birds out and found this furious little (baby) lad in one of the trenches, exhausted from trying to get out of the coop he so bravely wiggled his way into. I fetched him out and let him go outside the pen. Hopefully he won't be trying that again.

#longfeather Lane #his brother or dad was sitting on top #yelling at me the entire time #very angry i had this guy #but maybe don't squeeze your little ass through the netting you turds!! #there's no food in that pen!! #none you can see anyway #usually it's the little juncos that get in #but they get right back out again #i was surprised to find a whole ass cardinal #please I'm begging you there's wild food all over for you #i cultivate my wilds for Cardinals you should have no problems #birds #Cardinals #just holding my finger and screaming away #sir please #my birds have killed birds bigger than you #and you were on the ground #i could not handle my favorite songbird being murdered #you must do better from now on

[centralkvetchmonolith]

This page from Unmasking Autism by Dr. Devon Price is a great example of why I can't stand Price's writing. Validating autistic existence (and complaining about how autistic behavior gets pathologized) is eminently possible without lying/swinging hard into the opposite absolutes.

Not only does he say "completely harmless" about behaviors that have readily identified harms, he labels common autistic behaviors (which should absolutely be understood, & contextualized as part of human experience) as "healthy", which at its most innocuous is saying that these behaviors are present in otherwise unremarkable autistic people but which I interpret to mean he believes these are *necessarily euadaptive* behaviors. The absolutism of "complete[ness]" and necessity has no place in serious writing about psychology.

Anyway that's the point I wanted to make, but here are some specifics about how these normal and understandable behaviors (many of which I exhibit) aren't harmless:

1) Not noticing surroundings can be super dangerous! Not noticing that people are trying to talk to you is mildly inconvenient (which is a harm)!

2) *Needing* to know what to expect implies that being thrust into an unfamiliar situation w/o information causes distress irrespective of the actual contents of the situation. That's a harm (despite merely being an extreme version of a universal part of human experience)!

3) The more rigid a structure is, the more catastrophically and frequently it breaks. Rejecting deviations often means rejecting necessary activities like eating, or like leaving a dangerous situation.

4) Taking a long time to fully respond to a question is fine. Giving no sign that you're considering — or have even heard — the question is distressing to yr conversational partner. I highly recommend going "hmm" or cocking yr head to the side when you think about things, if this is true of you.

5) Taking information into consideration is a healthy behavior. It is physically impossible to know literally all information about a decision. Depending on your definition of "all", this behavior may lead to spinning your mental wheels while never making an actual decision, which mad sucks to experience and to cooperate with.

6) Alexithymia (i.e. not knowing how you feel) also sucks to experience! Just because you can't name or even identify the existence of a feeling doesn't mean you don't have it! Like the other behaviors I've mentioned, alexithymia has no inherent moral weight.

Anyway! I love being autistic, and wouldn't choose otherwise even if I could, but some parts of it are maladaptive even when the only other people you interact with are also autistic, and I wish Dr Price would acknowledge that.

#autism #devon price #unmasking autism #actuallyautistic #please sir i am begging you for a crumb of nuance

[meetingthestarcatchers]

currently having a jakedown

want him to focus on fucking me as much as he focuses on playing the guitar

#em talks #jake kiszka #SIR?? #PLEASE #I BEG YOU

[saucy-mesothelioma]

Words can't explain how this thumbnail makes me feel.

On one hand, I already know the story from Unsolved Mysteries so I'm excited to see their take on it.

But on the other hand Ryan doing the fucking disaster girl look made me do such a double take that I'm a bit afraid to watch it now.

#I'm so intrigued yet also a bit wary because I don't like Ryan lookin at me like that #sir please stop I'm begging you #mystery files #watcher entertainment #meso's musings

[murderandcoffee]

THIS SHIT WITH NUREYEV HAS GOT ME STRESSED TF OUT

#SIR PLEASE JUST TALK WITH JUNO. PLEASE #I AM BEGGING FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO COMMUNICATE #B E G G I N G #tpp #the penumbra podcast #junoverse #peter nureyev #bs.txt #josie listens to podcasts

[mothonice0]

I just remembered I’ve made this shortly after release… 💀

#ffxvi #final fantasy 16 #ff16 #final fantasy 16 spoilers #ffxvi memes #dion lesage #ff16 dion #sir terence #ff16 terence #teredion #flareknight #i’m so sorry #they’re really yassified Charming and Shrek #I need a crossover please someone write it #I beg of you

[miodiodavinci]

every day that goes by i relate more and more to that post that's like "is the video essay analysis or is it summary → it's a good essay sir → open the video → it's summary"

#(face in hands) i got really excited thinking someone had actually made a video essay about one of my favorite art games #and it was quite literally just 30 minutes of play-by-play summary #punctuated by periodic question positing that did nothing to introduce new ideas or build on existing ones #like questions on the level of 'who is this? what does it mean?' #like my good sir you tell me. make an argument. please. #same for the video essays i tried to watch last week on one of my favorite horror films and one on the world building in dungeon meshi #both were just. summary. #i wouldn't even be mad if they just. clearly advertised themselves as summary videos (or documentaries in the case of summing up irl events #but they come off as indistinguishable from real video essays until you get like. #five to ten minutes in and go 'hey this is a LOT of introduction and summary are you going to introduce your thesis at some point' #like pleas.e please what part of essay do you. not understand. i am on my hands and knees begging and pleading

[skitskatdacat63]

Just watched the Weekend Warm-Up and learned some insane fucking stats about Fernando.

He's going to have participated in 1/3 of all F1 races ever held??????? 365 races is insane in general(a race for every day!), but when you consider that it's 365/1,086 races...AND THAT'S 33% OF RACES!!

So....he'll have participated in 33% of races held, he's literally in garage and pit box #33 this weekend, and he's at his home race which was his last race he won 10 years ago...PLEASE THE STARS ARE LITERALLY ALIGNING

Guys I'm feeling delusional.

#qué grande eres magic! #but seriously 33 is literally everywhere #that partipation stat is fucking insane like actually insane #my brother was shocked and hes usually a realist with race winners but he literally said when i told him all of that info above: #'the stars are aligning for my guy Alonso' #(i stole the line from him thank you sir!) #but the percentage is crazy when you realize he didnt even race in 2002/2019/2020 yet still hit this record #also the fact that hes literally in garage number 33 #PLEASE CMONNNNNNN IM BEGGING ITS HIS HOME RACE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #notice that i do not say it directly 🤭 not risking jinxing that bro #also apparently this is his 33rd helmet design so..... #its truly coming up fernando street #manifesting red bulls committing a spain 2016 what can i say #catie.rambling.txt

[jae-o15]

I need Phaya and Tharn to stop dancing around each other and actually talk about things ASAP. Like forget about them fucking I need them to TALK

#the sign the series #like sirs please act like the adults you are and amhabe a conversation #i beg of you #I'm tired of the fights jist talk about it #please #the sign #phayatharn

[palilious]

here comes the bastard~

#warm up doodle #mr albus sir please one chance i beg of you #big ol tibbies #that is the canon bastards mark on his chest btw #gwens character design for him made me foam at the mouth #i love this man and i love his storyline #goodboyaudios #good boy audios #gba albus #gba bastard warrior #sketch #doodle #pali draws goodboyaudios

[byhimawari]

this scene of Levi’s hand drives me absolutely feral

#please touch me #PLEASE #i beg of you #i’m not okay #the way his hand traced the wood like PLS #i’ll trace ur wood sir #levi snk #attack on titan #levi ackerman #shingeki no kyoujin levi #attack on titan levi #levi shingeki no kyojin #aot levi #levi attack on titan #levi heichou #snk levi #levi aot #captain levi

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

I absolutely feel like 80% of my problems or lack of gumption could be solved if an old guy in a fez was bossing me around, promising to ravish me if I did what I was told 👉👈

#stan pines #stanley pines #post about stan #hunkle stan #please 👉👈 #🥹😈🤤🫠😏 #just take me sir #i beg of you