#simba bonfamille lyons
Swynlake Style - Tallulah’s Circus Party
A hot or not fashion rating for the EVENT OF THE SUMMER. (Totally not biased!)
Phineas Flynn - -1/10
Why on earth would someone dress up as Evil Knevil (Is that even how it’s spelled??) for someone’s birthday party? You had the right energy, but honestly, atrocious... fashion SIN!
TIANA TRUITT - 7/10
Amazing. Very simple, but ON THEME. Plus you always look good, babe!
Martin Ambrosius - 4/10
You’re giving me very sad circus tent/even sadder concessions clerk vibes. BUT! ON THEME, so you get some points there!
Susan Webb - 11/10
The beading on this was very well executed, who made that? I could have done a bit better, but still it was a look™. Have you considered running away to join the circus? Taming lions?
Henry Charming - 7/10
VERY on theme, I appreciate your efforts young man!
Anna Sommers - 2/10
I KNOW I said it was a circus theme, right? Not Candyland? Either way, it looks kinda cute on you and you pulled it off better than most would.
PACIFICA NORTHWEST - 100000/10
I ABSOLUTELY ADORED THIS LOOK, YOU WIN. BUT ALSO NEVER SHOW UP TO MY EVENTS LOOKING THAT GOOD EVER AGAIN OR I WILL TAKE IT PERSONALLY NEXT TIME.
Oliver Saluki - 8/10
I understand that you did NOT dress yourself for this event, so again credit to the tasteful, Pacifica Northwest!
Jessica Rabbit - 8/10
Gorgeous. You Court ladies really know your classy looks™ don’t you? Red is your color, babe!
Wendy Darling - 6/10
DARLING. So simple, on theme, and wow you’re to die for! Would have loved to see you in something a little more bold, but NOT BAD!
Barbie Roberts - 10/10
BARBIE HOW COULD YOU. You looked fab, it was BOLD and COLORFUL and CAMPY. I did not expect any less from you!
TOM - ∞/10
YOU WERE SO HANDSOME, I LOVED THAT YOU LET ME GIVE YOU THAT JACKET SO WE COULD MATCH, YOU’RE THE BEST. SO SWEET!
Sarina Go - 12/10
YES. That’s all I have to say, wait no. I have more! ASJKLJGKL. Ok, that’s all now.
Toulouse Bonfamille - 13/10
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BOOTS?! To die for!! They really brought the whole look up a level. Magnifique!
Ashlee Tomassian - 3/10
Yesss Queen give me nothing! No feathers? NEED MORE STRIPES. mORE color!
Simba Bonfamille-Lyons - -10/10
HOW MANY MORPH SUITS DO YOU HAVE? WHY DOES YOUR HUSBAND LET YOU HAVE THEM!?
Melody Oceana - 1/10
Striped parachute pants? NOT EVEN COLORFUL STRIPED PARACHUTE PANTS? Babe, we both know you can do better!
Attina Triton - 7/10
So cute!! Vintage show girl vibes were the vibe of the night for so many ladies and you looked so sexy! *chef’s kiss*
Vixey Chakraborty - 10/10
Actually a very cute clown look!! I love how original the idea was, not many people came as clowns! The face paint shows commitment to the fit and I applaud you!!!
Roman Triton - 4/10
As MUCH as I love this jacket, WHERE WAS THE REST OF THE PIZZAZZ?!?!
Theodore Barrie - -2/10
Such a pretty face... such an... outfit... You got points for originality but I just hate it.
Zira Blackwell - 11/10
Iconic. V similar to my outfit, but honestly, I can’t be mad! IT’S A GOOD OUTFIT.
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Sort the board members by most to least likely to: have buried a body; skinny dipped; and fought a bear
in my opinion these exist on a spectrum and so i have sorted them all THUS:
one could translate this into an alignment chart with Simba as the True Neutral if that helps ;)
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thoughts on ashlee getting the lead in the cast...directed by her adoptive father 🤔
well honey! when u put it like that!
the theatre has never been free from nepotism as we all know, though none of us were
so it is hard to tell. Maybe Candace bombed her audition. Maybe Ashlee secretly has pipes. Looking back at Simba’s HISTORY as director (he’s done several plays and musical at this point) we do recall Kiara, his other adoptive daughter (ugh cant wait till he adopts ME and i can check it off the bingo card), as Tybalt which is a preeeeeeeeetty big role...
Suspicious. That’s my official Thought On The Matter. Veeery Suspicious.
shout out to my husband for FIVE happy years!! and one wonderful year of marriage!! here's to a million more (please post this tomorrow, as it is our actual anniversary tomorrow.)
i am nothing if not a simba stan first and a simber stan second. ur wish my command!
it’s simber’s anniversary today! ? maybe ? i dunno! anyway if you respect love you should wish them a happy anniversary and maybe cupid will bless u too in 2021
@ber-bonfamille-lyons CONGRATS ON STAYING MARRIED FOR A YEAR!!
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shout out to my husband!! it's our anniversary month which means we've almost been married a full year!! and i'm even MORE in love with him than i was before! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺
hi @ber-bonfamille-lyons and happy anniversary month!!!
Anyone notice how Simba likes to lurk around in bars when he has "business meetings"? He sure is dedicated to his business! He gets there early every time and makes sure to test the alcohol! Gotta make sure it gets ya good and drunk, huh simba?
Wow....Simba Bonfamille-Lyons day drinking! It’s almost like I had a blind item at the start of the year that was very similar to this...
Wonder what could be causing so many important business meetings. Budgeting headache? Maybe he got wind of Aquata and Greg’s ongoing feud? More skeletons in Reza’s closet? Or Hades has passed off some work his way now that he has two new babies...
Oh, that wacky Board.
Classroom Cleanout || Drimba
Being back in high school, Secondary, play pen for teenagers, whatever you called it!, had turned out to be a better decision than he had originally thought! There was so much office supplies at his disposal! Already back in his apartment he had a stack of notebooks and a canister of pens he had taken home everyday.
He had taken to roaming the school during his lunch hour. Not because he had war flashbacks to when he had been in high school and been bullied to a pulp during lunch hours! No! But because he was getting a lay of the land! And because when a good majority of the people in the building were in one location, it left everywhere else vulnerable.
Today he was raiding a relatively empty room. He was searching through one of the drawers when the door handle made a sound. His initial reaction was panic, making him slam the drawer closed. Right on his finger.
There was a brief moment of silence where the pain hadn’t resonated yet. Until it did.
That’s when Drakken yelled.
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here to shout out my husband! so lucky to get a permanent new year’s kiss for the rest of my life!!! ❤️❤️✨✨
Ah, the best way to begin the first Fan Faves of the new year-- Simba’s undying love for his husband.
@ber-bonfamille-lyons and swynlake as a whole, never fear-- love still exists!
Swynlake holiday gift guide please? I have so much shopping to do and zero ideas.
HELLO! Right in time for the last week of shopping because I KNOW some of you need it!
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laaaaaast christmas, i gave you (ber) my heart -- and thiiiiiis christmas i'll give you (ber) my heart,, and all the other christmasses too -- anyway, shout out to berlioz <3
i dont know what to do with this
@ber-bonfamille-lyons plz come collect ur husband
hi boba!! that time of the week again!! shouting out my hubby for being the very best hubby in the whole world! excited to do the holidays with you, once again <333
Wow, so much love for Berlioz this week! Berlioz, are you on the way to be the Spill’s next fave??? :ooooo Keep sending these cute little love notes, Simba, and he might!
@ber-bonfamille-lyons, you’re still not divorced! Congrats!
hi boba!!! me again!! wanting to shout out my amazing husband for indulging me the way that he does. i had to convince him to do the polar bear plunge with me and he did!! and we had a great time!! :D
OH Simba darling, we DID all see it. Ber looked like this after:
And he was very cute.
Hi @ber-bonfamille-lyons, if you haven’t decided to divorce Simba, good for you! He thinks you’re just the best. ;)
shout out to my husband!! he's been bummed since he broke his finger last friday :(( so this is a shout out to cheer him up. love you, mume!! <3333
Gasp, Simba returns!!! I was worried that you’d skipped town entirely Simba when I didn’t get this message last week. But you were just laying low, huh? Well, probably a smart move. It’s not every day a Board Member punches out a primary school teacher. And then gets his husband’s thumb broken!
Hope this week is going better for you! Hey @ber-bonfamille-lyons get better soon!
Shoutout to Tigg for starting a one woman war on Wilbur’s mom. Bish really is crazy
Tigg might be my hero.
As the person behind the initial match my donation campaign, I would like to take this time to explain how it works!
Match my donation is supposed to encourage grassroots activism! You match someone’s donation, at a reasonable amount, and spread it onto your followers! The whole point is the power in the collective, and it works in a similar vein to kickstarter or GoFundMe, so that people see that a little can go a long way when we all work together.
Rich people, I am not saying you SHOULDN’T donate a billion thousand dollars to worthy causes-- but think about why the eff you posted your receipt on your social media when you could just as easily have called in your donation privately. Your donation comes across as philanthrophy-for-performance. It’s tacky, and gross, and can actually discourage people with less from participating. Again, we’re not saying you can’t donate. We’re just asking very politely why you are hijacking a grassroots campaign for your own reputation’s sake. you don’t need the praise or attention. :) fuck off :)
So this is a call out post for Franny Robinson, Seamus MacTunnag, Lou Bonfamille, Adella Triton etc etc. Maybe pick up a phone and call next time, or just pledge to match final amounts, like Simba Lyons did? Yeesh
tl;dr EAT THE RICH
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Why are there so many greasers this year? Did just everyone feel like being lazy? At least Simba went all-out!
I have NO idea what you’re talking about!!
But no, you’re 100% right. Tony and Berlioz’s wardrobe is already 95% just leather jackets and t-shirts, so unless they were going for some kind of metacommentary on the evolution of the Greaser or something, they phoned it in. They did look cute doing so, however.
The only person in this group that gets my respect is Simba.
coming in to shout out my husband who isn't embarrassed to be seen with me when i dress up in ridiculous costumes and is always down to be my plus one <3333
Whoops, it’s turning into tradition that I leave a fan fave unanswered~ but you know what i think starting our monday with a reminder that true love exists is the best move and so i did it on purpose!!!
HEY Swynlake, true love exists!
HEY @ber-bonfamille-lyons, your husband loves you!
Congrats on winning Pixie’s contest!
hi boba, it's me, shouting out the best hubby ever: ber! <33333
Ugh, this is so sweet every week will it ever get old?? of course not love is eternal and so is simber. thanks for continuing to be a role model, simba!
@ber-bonfamille-lyons, your husband still loves you by god it’s a miracle!
Hi Swynlake! I know it can be SO difficult this time of year to think of a politically correct, and appropriate, and sensitive, but still very scary (!!) and creative (!!) costume for Halloween. So I’ve decided to compile a list of safe options for everyone!
Not jiving with any of these options? Or maybe you want me to come up with a costume for you (or a friend) specifically? Just drop the name in my ask!
Now let’s get to it!
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nominating my amazing husband, berlioz! no one is more deserving of allllllll the recognition! <3 <3 <3
Ah, love. It does exist. Another week, another small token of appreciation from Prince of Swynlake, Simba Bonfamille-Lyons, to the love of his life.
@berlioz-bonfamille-lyons, i hope to see u in my inbox returning the favour. ;) Until then, here’s your biggest fan!