#shut up magiccan

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this is the funniest possible response anyone could have to bullshit like that

#shut up magiccan #tw transphobia #(tagging jic) #god I love F1nn5ter #gender is a game and he’s eating all of the pieces and I support him #finnster #f1nn5ter #f1nnster

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I’ve been depressed here (in italy) because i love ten chittaphon with all of my severed limbs in 15 cars.

#shitpost #shut up magiccan #lillie why do you only stay in UMUS #fallout 3 #chittaphon #Why do i just like? #Kiibo: yes my father was resurrected from the movie: *3 hour long scream*. #i #Who would win? #Me #fuck! #ai #generated #bot

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this is his post now

#shut up magiccan #(no this is not my cat. he’s my sister and brother in law’s cat #his name is Butters btw) #anyway. I think the meme is almost over now that it had the perfect conclusion #(the movie bombing for the second time) #I still think it’s great it’s just. where do you go from there

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I need to shake the hand of the brilliant bastard who thought to make the reward for beating the most difficult challenge in the game (professional mode with an S+ ranking) be cat ears as an accessory for Leon. Genuinely the funniest possible thing they could’ve added to the remake. They absolutely knew what they were doing.

#shut up magiccan #resident evil #leon kennedy #re4r spoilers #kinda…? not really but I wanna be safe #also yes. this is real. it is officially in the game. it is not a mod. #resident evil 4 remake #re4r #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy

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I made floor Leon from og RE4 transparent. You’re welcome.

#shut up magiccan #resident evil #leon kennedy #sorry that tumblr killed the quality you have to click/tap on it to see it better #resident evil 4 #re4 #resi 4 #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy

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Obsessed with this exchange I saw in the comments on a post in the Hotline Miami subreddit

#shut up magiccan #it was on a post about Corey’s roll ability specifically

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my wonderful boyfriend who has every disease

#shut up magiccan #resident evil #leon kennedy #goofs aside I love how absolutely gnarly the infection looks in the remake #also. the whole section that these screenshots are from. bites a chunk out of a wall #ouuughhh the STORYTELLING. #re4r spoilers #re4r #resident evil 4 remake #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy

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#shut up magiccan #resident evil #leon kennedy #yes I’m gonna be lame and post my own Discord message #but yeah. in RE2R he’s a golden retriever of a man how the fuck did he get through police training #and in RE4R he’s still like. a good dude but he’s VERY hardened after everything that has happened #and yes the same could be said about the originals but RE2R does a much better job #at establishing how sweet and at times naive he is #and so far RE4R seems to be doing a much better job at exploring his trauma and how #the shit he has been through has affected him #before anyone comes after me. that’s not a dig at RE4 #remakes SHOULD try to be different from the original and not replace them imo #and I can (and probably will) write a whole essay about that #not just games btw like. movie remakes too #resident evil 4 remake #re4r #resident evil 2 remake #re2r #leon s kennedy #leon scott kennedy

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#shut up magiccan #tw guns #tw weapons #resident evil #leon kennedy #hi did I mention that he’s my special little guy #despite all of the horrors and trauma he has experienced he still has compassion in his heart #peace and love on planet violence! #re4r #re4r leon #resident evil 4 remake #re4 remake #resi 4 remake

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I FLY BYYYYYY THE DANGEROUS BEND SYMBOL DON’T HESITATE TO MAYBE OVERCOMPENSATE AND THEN BY THE TIIIIIIMME I CATCH IN MY PERIPHERAL DON’T HESITATE TO MAYBE OVERCOMPENSATE

#shut up magiccan #twenty one pilots #tw flashing #this song has been marinating in my brain since I watched the premiere on YT. god #it goes so fuckin hard dude. what a comeback I am SO excited for this album

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#shut up magiccan #resident evil #leon kennedy #hi the RE4R demo is making me insane #anyway yes he is pretty and yes this is a funnie heehoo meme but getting serious for a moment #I REALLY like that they seem to be tackling his trauma more in the remake #man is constantly going through horrible shit and the effect is has on him is very evident #with what we’ve seen with this remake so far #also ‘the training - the punishing missions nearly killed me #but at least they kept my mind off of everything’ holy shit dude you need a hug real bad #re4r #re4 remake #resident evil 4 remake

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#shut up magiccan #house of wax #hi this is an inside joke but I am still posting it #sparkle on! it’s Monday! don’t forget to superglue your lips!

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YouTubers that need to be smited by the lord above immediately:

goretubers

anyone who still accepts a BetterHelp sponsorship

parents that run family channels that are clearly exploiting the kids for money

pranksters

YouTubers that have a special place in heaven waiting for them:

ppl who made tutorials in like 2008 with a microphone found in a dumpster, a camera capable of displaying 5 pixels and their only editing knowledge being with Windows Movie Maker

that guy who made the peet rat gummai candaaaaaiii video

#shut up magiccan

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Leon Kennedy saying the dumbest one liner possible while having his 2192nd bad day in a row

#shut up magiccan #resident evil #leon kennedy #he may as well be experiencing the events of The Divine Comedy I think #the way he has gone through all circles of hell #(insert DMC joke here) #I like how in RE4R his little quips more so seem like him trying to ease the tension for himself #and less like an action dude saying cool action guy things like it was in the original #don’t get me wrong I LOVE all of the goofy dialogue in RE4 #I just personally prefer the way RE4R goes about it #but in both games he still finds a way to be a little silly even when he can die at any moment bless his soul honestly

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“We CGI’d a mask onto Brahms’ face because test audiences said he was too hot” buddy knowing how slasher fans tend to be I’m pretty sure a lot of people think the mask makes him even hotter

#shut up magiccan #brahms heelshire #(gonna make my tag for the movie his name bc ‘the boy’ might screw with tag results #anyway. watched The Boy My Bloody Valentine and some Hannibal with a bud yesterday #was NOT expecting that twist for The Boy. like it made sense and was built up to perfectly #but still. holy shit #also it was a really good movie. I will fight everone involved with the Rotten Tomatoes ratings #also yeah that’s the official reason they gave him a mask. I’m not joking. fucking amazing #the boy 2016 spoilers #(tagging jic) #the boy 2016 #brahms the boy #slashers

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Thinking about this older gentleman I saw at work a little while back who had a shirt that said “Jesus took naps and I would kill to be him right now. Mark 4:38”

For anyone who isn’t familiar with that verse, this is it:

#shut up magiccan #religion #christianity #for every customer that has a rlly shitty political shirt or something there’s a customer with #the most incredible shirt I’ve ever seen in my life #90% of the time if someone is wearing a shirt with a Bible verse on it they’re shoving their beliefs down your throat #luckily this guy was in the 10%