#shut up blitz

[blitzgamev]

"maybe my reward will be that you'll get to stay... around" and maybe I will just cry my eyes out

#the lazy resolution comment is sending me tho #shut up blitz

[tooshnado]

some things never change

#helluva boss #hellaverse #helluva boss blitz #fanart #fizzarolli helluva boss #fizzarolli #helluva boss season 2 #my artwork #my art #fizzarolli fanart #helluva boss fanart #fanartist #vivzieverse #cookin up angst again #they are friends #i will never shut up abt them #blitzo #baby fizz #baby blitz

[nyxofdemons]

so was anyone going to fucking tell me that the music that plays during this scene

IS THE SAME MUSIC THAT PLAYS DURING THIS SCENE

OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO FIGURE THAT OUT MYSELF???

#EVERYONE SHUT UP AND NOBODY LOOK AT ME. IM EXPERIENCING EMOTIONS #this is. ough. fucking OUGH #if my night was to be ruined by this yours is too #helluva boss #stolas #blitz #stolitz #helluva boss the circus #helluva boss ozzies #helluva boss blitz #helluva boss stolas #e: the circus #e: ozzie's #analysis #mine

[crenmir]

I seriously dont like it when people say stolitz ship is beatifull " woman"x ugly man trope...??? blitz isnt unattractive at all ?? He is not some bigot "macho" Man ...like are we watching the same show...blitz is literally a guy who Does crossdress and loves to act cutely.

Please stop calling my boy ugly and say that he doesn't deserve "pretty" stolas...ugh

#just me being upsetti some people treat lizard man so low #ı swear he is so underrated man #blitz #Helluva Boss #not art #he is so cute shut up..he just wants to be loved just like stolas #stolitz are both pretty af ..they are beatifull boyfriends #blitz is so gender #sjdjdj

[sophfandoms53]

Striker: Will you all be serious for one minute?

The rest of the HB cast: Thirty seconds is our limit.

Blitz, snickering: That’s what she said.

Striker, on the verge of a mental breakdown: I'm goin’ insane.

#this man is in the wrong show LMAOO #i promise i’ll shut up about this at some point #i probably wont #BUT REGARDLESS #ITS FUNNY😭 #he’s trying his best but this is not the place for it #helluva boss #hb #helluva boss striker #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss blitz

[synthshenanigans]

BRO

Im crying

#juno shot at the sun with a fuckin squiffer #i went to go hit the fresh button back at them & i saw their locker changed #10/10 i love to see it #if you see this you have gr8 locker artist skills #also that I'm sorry i was so bad tonight PFFT #This morning i was doin clam blitz & had like a baseline of like 10-15 kills #& tonight i was struggling to get like THREE #they were very kind tho & had the most encouraging booyahs. nice to have even when im getting sniped in the back of the head :} #however ended on a high note being back to 10 kills & we won the match #ALSO I S RANKED TODAY very happy with myself #moving up in the world #okay okay ill shut up now. im tired so i rant a lot aight let me have this #chonny jash #moss post #KJ rants too much again

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Any wild guesses on what my favorite episode is?

In all seriousness, tonight (or maybe tomorrow morning) Im going to post the first of a series of analyzations of Helluva Boss. Starting with general overviews of each episode. Things like blink and you miss it details, easter eggs, foreshadowing, ect. As well as talking about parts of the episodes I feel get overlooked.

I will be doing one episode at a time, hopefully one a day. Would like some input though: Should I start with the pilot or episode 1?

#I will also be doing other theories and more specific analyzations either sprinkled in or after I do the episode overviews #Im really excited to share all my thoughts and discoveries! #The first few will probably be boring because the first few episodes are easily taken at face value for the most part #helluva boss #blitzø #Blitzo #Blitz #Blitzo buckzo #Moxxie #Millie #Loona #Loona Buckzo #Fizzarolli #asmodeus #Stolas #stolas goetia #octavia goetia #stella goetia #hellaverse #Barbie Wire #verosika mayday #Loo loo land is blured because the cover photo is a spoiler for a pretty big thing i found #I have been going through all the episodes at 25% speed to catch everything possible #THATS 2 FUCKING HOURS FOR THE LONGEST ONES #shut up froggie #my theories #My analyzations

[baked-hylian]

I feel like it's just me who thinks that Stolas looking up the Asmodean crystals for Blitz isn't necessarily for a break up (mainly cause that part already happened,) but more as a peace offering to help start a friendship, so they can hopefully start to have one that isn't built on dependency or deception

Stolas is gonna give it to Blitz to show Blitz that he wants him to have his own independence, and not rely on him for the book just to do his job. I think he just wants to ultimately know if there was anything genuine that came from Blitz in all of this, and the best way for Stolas to do that is to give Blitz a gift in good faith that allows him to do his job, without needing Stolas to do it.

#helluva boss #stolitz #stolas #blitz #listen it's gonna take a lot more talking after that #and shit like Blitz coming clean about being bought by Paimon to play with Stolas (and also told by his own father to steal from them) #and Stolas finally getting smacked with reality over his privilege and the caste system that exists in hell #Hell I don't even care if they wind up together by the very end #but these two just need to Talk!About!Their!Trauma! #Also bonus points #if when Stolas delivers the stones to I.M.P. #and then after Moxxie calls Blitz out on the bullshit emotional baggage he pushes onto others via being an asshole #and how Stolas was probably one of the few people in Blitz's life that seems to actually care about him #and then Blitz goes '... SHUT UP MOXXIE' and storms off to think and angst a little

[bluejaytaco]

Who owns Alastor theory (very serious)

So!

Alastor was a serial killer when he was alive. A serial killer who had a focus on immoral people (people he considered immoral which is a discussion for another day.) So, here's how it goes. Follow me, because there's a few "what ifs?" here:

Alastor's living his best life. Successful radio host by day, murderous psychopath by night. Charming, smart, feeling pretty much untouchable, you know all that jazz. But he would know, eventually death will be after him. So, he makes a deal where he gains a bit of immortality. It's conditional; if he can refrain from being killed, he could live forever. And the longer he lives, the more powerful he becomes. BUT! The person who kills him is the one who owns him.

Alastor, egotistical thing he is, agrees to these conditions. After all, he's the most feared serial killer in Louisiana. Who's gonna take him down?

Meanwhile, in Hell.

Someone ain't happy about the fucker who killed them. Some happy smiling bastard. He wants revenge. So, he hires someone who can enter the mortal realm and take down the fucker.

Blitz, all too happy to have the job, goes up to Earth, finds the fucking psycho in the woods. Makes some sorta joke about deer hunting and puts a bullet right between Alastor's eyes. Blitz then goes home, none the wiser.

Alastor never saw what hit him. He had a few years of his conditioned immortality before it was stripped from him, which granted him quite a boost, but nothing too inhuman. He gets to Hell, expecting to see his new master only to find... no one. Nothing. Zip.

Blitz, having a focus on his new business, only notices something different when he hears some whiny bitch begging him for more power or some shit. He denies all of it, tells the voice to do whatever the fuck it wants for a while. What does he care?

Fucking asshole should go help out the princess of Hell and that shitty hotel or something.

tldr version; Blitz owns Alastor. This is a theory I take very seriously.

(I have so many funny thoughts about the idea of these two being linked. Like Alastor begging his unnamed patron for a little bit of slack in the leash only to be denied with a "fuck no!" Then, later that night, Alastor's hearing his patron, drunk out of his mind, sobbing about his fucked up life. I love this trash fire so much.)

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #who owns alastor? #hazbin hotel alastor #helluva boss blitz #blitzo #alastor #yes I know timing doesn't really work #just let me have this #shut up jay

[holalinkkk]

Helluva Boss Full Moon duet Spoilers!!!

I’m definitely not the first to point this out but I absolutely adore Blitzø’s little calendar doodles and I’m so glad we get to see them again, this time featuring:

-An excited little penis jumping happily towards a doodle of Stolas with his silly top hat and cute little stars drawn around him

-The ‘Millie Party’ (?) with a tiny axe, and the ‘Moxxie ??” With a little doodle of Mox. He loves his employees so much.

-Loona on walky??? The idea of Father and daughter bonding by going on nice little walks is my favorite thing ever

-THE DOODLE OF FIZZ. I wanna know what that is so bad. They’ve probably been doing a lot of catching up and I just love that they can be in eachother’s lives again <333

-The funny doodle of Striker despite all the shit that mf has done (/lh Striker fans don’t come at me I still think he’s sexy)

-and of course, finally, the SECOND cute little doodle of Stolas yet again, bc at this point Blitzø you are not being slick

I know It’s a bit silly that I’m out here overanalyzing a CALENDAR but listen, I feel like Blitzø going out of his way to keep a calendar with things going on in his life that he’s looking forward to, and accentuating that excitement by doodling around it and making little notes, I think it shows so much of the sweet side of his that he so desperately tries to hide and protect from others…and That makes me so emotionally unstable

#ughhh shut up marv #//i am normally so nervous about sharing my thoughts on my hyperfixs like this but the stuff we got at lvlup today has had me ROTTING #//like in a good way but also I need to study for my last final #//I am SICK #//if Blitz no love Stolas then why doodle him #helluva boss #blitzo #helluva boss spoilers

[blitzgamev]

Flirting with viewers moms again we are so fucking back

#also the fuck you yeahhhhh #shut up blitz

[nyxofdemons]

AHEM STOLITZ NATION HOW WE FUCKING FEELING TONIGHT

#SHUT UP IM NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE #the glow of the eyes. holy fuck #the GROWL #the crowds may not bw breathless BUT I SURE AM #THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM. ooooh the dark look and the eyebrows and the HAND and the fact that this worked on blitz SO WELL #also you wont convince me that human!stolas' look didnt have a hand in this. blitz was SO into it #the flustered smile ough #any time stolas is able to fluster the fuck out of blitz is a GOOD TIME #stolas #blitz #stolitz #helluva boss #helluva boss stolitz #helluva boss seeing stars #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss blitz #e: seeing stars #mine

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

The thing about "Exes and Oohs" that gets me is.... Crimson clearly knew where Moxxie has been the entire time. He just never had any use for him. How else would he know to call Blitz? He's been watching Mox the entire time, and now Mox knows it, and how terrifying must that be??

#shut up talon #helluva boss #also the fact crim is as tall as blitz

[aro-aizawa]

me, first watching wtdsik: i will not become a mega fan of kalego i will not. i refuse. yes he shows hints of caring for his students occasionally but--

episode s2 ep 12 kalego' home visit: hi

me: FUCK.

#shut up danni's talking #danni liveblogs #danni liveblogs wtdsik #i knew from the second i saw he'd be their homeroom teacher that it'd end up like this #i adore these characters sm guy you don't understand #i have been v lucky what whatever spoilers never sunk in before i blacklisted the tag #so all of this is COMPLETELY new to me i have no prior experience w this fandom my brain is fkn thriving on the new enrichment #i have to keep stopping myself periodically so i don't go through it all so fast i barely comprehend it #bc then it's a blink and you'll miss it minor hyperfixation that i'll forget in less than a week #its happened before w shows/animes w short seasons/content and sometimes longer ones #those i blitz through and catch up but my enthusiasm burns up before i get to the next installment so i fall behind then forget it rip #back to my original point: kalego and aizawa are so fkn similar i want to chew glass #i can't decide whether they're incarnations of each other or they'd be besties who sit in silence together #and never speak a word to the other bc they have a deep respect and understanding of each other speech is unnecessary #OR if they're somehow brothers or cousins #if it was anywhere near april fools i'd probs just edit my icon to be kelego instead of aizawa #and see how long it'd take for someone to notice lol

[decepticannibal]

its give your blitzy some love day <33 give him smooches!!

#cannibal.me #blitzwing #blitzwheren #panzer #deadair #accidental miracles #bro shut UP i rlly like this #blitz looks so PRETTY #and deadair without his MAAAAAAAASK #I LOVE THEMMMMM #maccadam

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Thinking about her

I know it probably wont happen, but ya boy can hope

#helluva boss #blitzø #Blitzo #Blitz #stolitz #Stolas #stolas goetia #Full Moon #Blitzo Buckzo #brandon rogers #It would just make the most sense to actually come out on the full moon #Unless they are going to make us wait til next month #Which would kill me a little not gonna lie #But again we didnt get shit for the eclipse either #So who knows anymore #Shut up froggie #Btw: the app i use is called MoonX #It has a cute little widget I keep on my home screen