#shlurp

[stinkywrinkles]

A pug yawn in 3 parts

#march 2024 #roxy #couch #oooooo Big Yawn #shlurp

[fallenangelfish]

Love it when it’s late at night and you can feel your cat plop their little warm body on or next to you and they then then take the longest, loudest, wettest bath possible.

#slurp slurp slurp #sluuuurp #slurp #slurp slurp #SHLUUUUUURRRRPPPPP #shlurp #shlurp shlurp shlurp #sssssllllurp

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

Moremial day blood drinking

#me #my face #shlurp

[heyoitsangelo]

this sandwich will be the end of me (it is so freaking good i will cry /gen who allowed me to make grilled cheese gourmet)

#AH FUCK #SHLURP #this shit is so GOOD

[d0ll-r0t]

#girl dinner #girlblogging #except not really #im not a girl #but i like to pretend #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #art #fransisco de goya #black paintings #painting #i love him #saturn devouring his son #yummy yum yum #mukbang #shlurp #he fuckin that shit up #made at 2 am #im gonna cry #girlblogger

[xbuster]

#shlurp

[leticiaicitel]

#shlurp #👅 #m #r #p

[wally-b-feed]

Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Palais Dog Shlurp, 2023

#Anthony Fineran #Art #Google #Palais #Dog #Shlurp

[imagine-darksiders]

Let me just say, I read one of your stories, the human influence one with Samael and reader. I absolutely loved it!!! You're an amazing writer and artist, I mean truly, you're probably one of my favorites in the fandom!!! So my request is if you could draw that one scene in the fic when Samael kisses/licks reader's neck. That had me foaming at the mouth, it was so unexpected. That and he's so big, like how does that look? I think you'd make it look real cute or spicy!!??? It's up to you, but I'd love to see that. Thank you again.

How could I deny such a lovely request ;) X

#Darksiders #darksiders 2 #Samael simps come get y'all juice! #monster/human #demon/human #g/t #g/t art #samael x reader #demon x reader #monster x reader #my art #doodle #Reader: “AAAAHHH” #Samael: Shlurp

[mrscakeishere]

From the people who ruined your journeys to IKEA, Polycakes (me and @polychromicron-persei-8) presents:

Sensors and Sensibility

(Explicit, mind the tags)

Never look at hand dryers and automatic soap dispensers the same way again.

#polycakes #shlurp! #ineffable smut war #ineffable idiots #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #good omens after dark #good omens fanfic #good omens fanfiction #good omens #ao3 fanfic #fanfiction

[carlyraejepsans]

Pretty sure the incest warning was put there because of some vaguely implied flirting between Dave and Rose before it was revealed they're twins, and also because the word "incest" is used a few times in the comic

........dave and rose are what. wait do you mean the "incestuous slurry" with the paradox babies? oh my god i hadn't even thought of that

#which guardians got ectoed? bro jade's grandpa rose's mom... and who? was it nana or was it john's dad. i don't remember #LMFAOOO I JUST REALIZED THEY WERE ALL BORN LIKE TROLLS #hs #answered asks #wait WAS bro shlurped i don't remember that either #AAAA

[8bits-of-wingdings]

I'm sorry but whenever I watch the Spamton talking plush advert all I can think of is that one webkinz cat post

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Like you just can't convince me otherwise that this clip isn't a direct reference to that

#the shlurping noises 😭😭😭 #spamton #deltarune #posts from the late night draft void #if you cant tell im going absolutely insane #toby fox #spamton plush

[distressedwalnut]

little grunt for my pfp :)

#madness combat #madcom #madness combat grunt #madcom grunt #mc grunt #madness combat art #madcom art #mc art #art #my art #just shlurping some soda pop #probably dr pepper who knows #(me. I know. I put the soda in the cup.)

[pedge-page]

have you seen Pedro in the corona ad 🫠

"HaVe yOu SeEn PeDrO iN tHe CorOna--" OFCOURSEISAWPEDROINTHECORONAAD

That silly Javi G lookin mother fucker. With his fuckin hair and his fuckin multiple Hawaiian shirts and his fuckin laid back attitude and thumpin his heart like he's about to sing Celine dion but no he's just drinking some corona.

Also loved the stunt work and cutting out when it's clearly not him, and then he just sits up into frame like yes I did that tumble cartwheel off the cart.

Honestly the whole time I was like "this is just our silly little guy"

No directions. No clues. Just beach.

Also just realized he had matching PJS here. This man is a slut for matching silk jammies.

#fuck him i want to marry him #ill shlurp his lime any day

[endawn]

keep forgetting pax has telekenisis / blood manipulation abilities and he CAN pull the blood straight out of someone's body if he wanted to. or pull it off the ground after dropping his cup because someone ran and jumped at him so he could catch them

#❪ ⋅ ✹ ⋆ —┊ ❛ ooc. ❜ ❫ #( shlurp )

[halfapersob]

Hi friend you doing ok im seeing a lot of grumbo on the dash /silly

SHHHHHHH

THEYYYYY

NO NUIH EVERYTHINGS FINE

*melts in a gay little puddle

I'm going to bed now

THEYRE SO SWEET, THEYYYYGGAUFHH

#im so tir3r #i need grumbo sustinance #i shlurp up the blorbos #mutuals #asks:)) #SHHHHHHHHHH #ITS FIINE #its the autusm :) #AAAAAAAAAAUSUFRHEJISJD #autism #yez