#shithousessay

[mischiefisbeingmanaged]

Gryffindor : You're a psychopath

Ravenclaw : I prefer creative

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Slytherin riding on a skateboard dragging a dead body behind them : I'm a psychopath.

#harry potter #hogwarts #hp #gryffindor #ravenclaw #Slytherin #psychopath #not mine #shithousessay #hufflepuff

[it-wanst-me]

Hufflepuff: What's the best way to hit on somebody?

Slytherin: Ask them about their tattoos

Huff: What if they don't have tattoos?

Slytherin: Then why are you hitting on them?

#shithousessay #Hogwarts #hogwartshouses #Hufflepuff #Slytherin

[incorrectmidc]

Giles: Were you always this much trouble?

MC: I like to think of myself as delightfully complex.

#midnight cinderella #incorrectmidc #giles christophe #source: shithousessay

[francesmeansthefreeone]

Frances: Why shouldn't I wear masculine clothing?

Burr: *sarcastically* Men think women shouldn't wear them

Frances: The day I dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see Jesus.

[acepolish]

Charles: Why do you like being out in the rain?

Ariadne: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.

Alastair: I'm trying to get hit by lightning.

#charles fairchild #alastair carstairs #ariadne bridgestock #incorrect tlh quotes #tlh #s: shithousessay