#shes completely decorative

[favouritefi]

i wanna teach the beast tricks but shes 1) not food motivated and 2) doesnt respect me. i will call her by her name (which i know she knows) and she will turn away from me or leave the room entirely the only “trick” she can do is breaking into the closet and leaving fur all over the scarves and ive been told im not allowed to let her do that anymore

#beastposting #shes completely decorative #head empty #no benefits

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

"Wait is that lore?" moments in Antoine's return stream

These ones are likely jokes, but (you can use it in your headcanons):

With Tubbo, explaining his absence by saying "I was dead, I think, but not anymore, I was tired of being dead"

"I couldn't explain to you, it's out of my understanding how I'm dressed. The human mind cannot comprehend how I'm dressed and so the human brain shows it that way, but it isn't exactly like that. It's not powerful, it's just weird"

"You know me well!" "Heh, I know you as if I made you!" *silence* (closest to maybe serious)

These ones are more serious:

He isn't romantically interested by Cucurucho, he just likes his ass (that totally a human is aro that's what I mean)

He really missed Pomme, he stopped coming because without her it wasn't interesting anymore (this one is just cute)

Very invested in knowing what happened to the eggs while they were away

Accidentally gave Pomme one of the books Ourson (I think it's this one?) gave him, immediately panicking when he realized. When Pomme asks what it was, he first tries to pretend not to understand, and is pretty serious when he tells her that it's nothing; he'll tell her about it one day, and it's his little secret garden, everyone should be allowed to have secrets, don't she think? she isn't against secrets, right?

Certain that the eggs went to some kind of other dimensions/got doubles?? I mean there was a theory inspired by Stranger Things but despite what Pomme is saying he's not letting go of the idea

After asking Pomme if she met dark Cucurucho and she talks about the Watcher: "Je crois pas qu'on parle de la même chose. Là tu me parles de l'oeil, et moi je pense que je te parle de quelque chose d'autre. Je pense que tu me parles du Watcher... là où moi je te parle d'autre chose." ("I think we're not talking about the same thing. Here you're talking about the eye, and me I think I'm talking about something else. I think you're talking about the Watcher... when me I talk about something else" again how does he know the name "Watcher".)

Knows that Maximus is dead, when all the other players seem to have decided to play the "don't know if he's alive or dead" card (bonus: Antoine and Pomme talking about telling Aypierre, and Pomme thinking she won't be able to find the right words "I don't think there are right words..." ok im sad now thanks). Since we're at it, when reading Pomme diary where she worries about Baghera and Antoine being dead, saying they can't be dead, he doesn't share that worry in the slightest, as if he knows Baghera's not dead (this one's dubious and I am very willing to put it as cc!Antoine not thinking rp)

He and Pomme are talking about what she remembers of the Watcher and honestly the whole conversation deserves to be clipped and transcribed. To go with him name dropping the Watcher, he is now only calling it the creature with one eye because that's how Pomme calls it

Pomme explains that the Watcher was observing her and Richas and there was a threatening aura to it, so they immediately fled. Antoine in a very serious voice "You were right to, you were right to, you were right to. Because I think it's this person who was at the origin of your disappearance."

#theres not really lore in his talk with Sunny but they're fun together #completely missed the whole 'you wanna be a star? you're gonna lose your privacy if you do that are you sure?' convo #also the way he's just 'btw have you met my CHILD Pomme? Yeah she's great' you fucking dad #i think antoine will be a sunny defender #him reuniting with Pomme <3 #also its fun to rewatch. he's pressing buttons on a snowman decoration. i remember how he loved press the button. #it was foreshadowing. #pomme saying it took her one hour to draw something for Dapper and Antoine jumping to her defense #by saying Leonard de Vinci could take days to make something #qsmp #qsmp antoine #pomme admin must have been so happy for Antoine to be here her lore with her memory loss and what happened to the egg is finally played with #anyway with how antoine was also insistent to learn more about the watcher by questioning pomme #I am betting even more on Antoine knowing things about the Watcher

[radiocity]

The L Word | S2E01

#the l word #shane mccutcheon #kate moennig #in a horrible mood but i still had the episode open from last night and laughed so hard at this awful outfit i almost briefly forgot #i actually love it in concept i just dont know what they were thinking with the random sidepieces for her hair which i think throw the whol #thing into this weird sort of disarray #but i love the short blazer sleeves ovr the shirt a lot also how weirdly unironed the shirt kind of appears #also the low jeans with the belt..? not crazy about the decor on the blazer tho #but i love the glasses forevr #but again i feel like her hair is so weirdly fried in this or maybe cked with hairspray #anyway im fine sorta #actually really funny to post this also after the last one bc she looked so good in that and so BAD here #soryr this outfit deserved its own complete commentary in tags but lookbook coming eventually #also im pretty sure her hair is like tied back in some sor tof way which also looks horrific #who did this literally whos idea was this #also sorry it was roiginally 4 but looking at them together i think it only needs 2

[endivinity]

my titan Yevird, and her ghost Amsel! she likes making soups and minding her own business

#her ghost raised her at complete random. so she named him at complete random in retaliation. and also threw a rock at him nbd #(yevird pronounced yeh-veer but you flick the r a lil bit. the d is decorative) #destiny #destiny 2 #destiny titan #destiny oc #kullen art

[puretopia]

ok but this outfit is actually so cute

#is it me? #im a sucker for knit jumpers #this is completely out of her comfort zone #shes getting ready to be a mommy ;-; #ts4 #the sims 4 #rosalie hart #also the decorating #its v random i know #i just have the bedroom to go

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

phone calls my detested

#i had to make a vet appointment and Wow i am not cut out for this whole independent adult thing lmfao #i had to write down a little script for myself... #i feel so bad for the receptionist i was stumbling and 'uhhhhh'ing my way through that call #fuck and when i was supposed to end the call. i didnt realize #I DONT KNOW THE PROTOCOL OKAY #do i hang up??? do i say bye??? she didnt say bye so was there something else i was supposed to say #she hung up so Yay but oughhhhhhh what the fuck #youre telling me people just Know how to carry a conversation? they just Know the routine? sounds fake #i had to rev myself up for the call too #put on a hat. put on sunglasses to trick my brain into thinking we're outside doing things thus fabricating confidence #phone in one hand fidget-dodecahedron in the other. Pacing #my brain is a normal brain that works perfectly fine thanks for asking #absolutely unprompted #i feel so connected to my neanderthal ancestors when i have to make a call #theyre being stalked by a smilodon... i have to talk to a person... same Fear <3 #no but fr whenever i have to talk to someone my thought process shuts down Completely and i forget that im a living human being #fight or flight - neither. freeze and play dead #i think in my next life... i would like to be... a decorative plant #perhaps one of those tall ferns outside a seaside barbecue restaurant #i'd Win at that life. id be so good at photosynthesizing & rustling in the ocean breeze

[amburgundy]

settling in at the new Storm residence in Strangerville 👽🌺🌴🏜️

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[yapping in the tags] ⬇️

#lil green lucien still exists! #he's just not coping well with the loss of fidget #literally all he does is cry in bed and mope around the house #the moodlet should go away soon though and then you get lucien content #also morgan doesn't dress like that she's edgy i swear #the house isn't completely decorated but the vibes are coming along. will share more soon #and it's smaller than I thought I was going to make it- not a bad thing tho! #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #ts4 #sims4 #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #sims 4 legacy #storm legacy #stormgen1 #amburgundy

[the-faultofdaedalus]

me and @tin-can-iron-man have created a new character that is "normal insta influencer except she's from latveria and accidentially becomes the de-facto PR person because her audience begs her to livestream herself asking victor questions during a doomsday parade and she does it"

#latverian insta girlie is SO funny to me #she doesnt even get famous because of this tbh. shes a normal vlogger #everyone thinks shes just living the ultimate cottagecore lifestyle #and then she is like. ok! today we're going on an outing! #and it's exiting because i get to show you hoverjousting! there hasn't been a tournament here in a while! #and the whole chat is just. wtf is hoverjousting. #or like. a POV we have to decorate the town for doomsday video #and everyone is like. wtf is doomsday. #and then shes livestreaming the parade and victor is going by in his car while everyone cheers #and some brave and foolish member of her chat is like ASK HIM QUESTIONS #and she does #just like. completely unafraid like HELLO LORD DOOM MY FOLLOWERS WANT TO KNOW YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR #also: her name is lillian and i love her

[omgafhsfanin2024]

Oh god is my fnafhs phase coming back. I have an AU Idea and it's very magical girl-y help (a Lil summary in the tags)

#basically y'know lily abby maggie toddy and mai? all the best girls? (ok except Abby maybe but I'll save her dw) #ok now imagine them as teen magical girls #a normal 2000's/2010's bff group who also kick ass in pretty dresses #now imagine mai and puppet being magical beings from another planet #kinda like the winx club characters that look completely human but they're fairies n stuff? there's a reason why the twins can look like- #Normal humans tho: their true form is a being like Maipett. they're two maipetts #BUT they can shapeshift to look just like any living beings they see #so they can very easily blend in with humans #now what are these beings? basically they're magical dudes that control the “Shadows”. evil spirits that can destroy life in pretty much- #any abitated planet in irreversible ways #one day some shadows breached from the maipetts control and directed themselves to earth as it was the closest living planet #so mai and Charlie as the strongest most able shadowseekers (group of specialized Maipetts with the mission to bring back Shadows to- #security in case of breaching) got a mission to go to earth find the shadows and bring them back. even destroy them if necessary #now what's the group mentioned earlier have to do with all this? #after saving lily from a shadow attack her and mai become “friends” (keep in mind Mai doesn't really know what friends even are) #but with time they do become very close #and since the shadows are never way too far from each other meaning that other shadows might be hiding in the same town Mai wanted to keep- #Lily safe. so she gave her a tiny rock that contains Maipett powers (Mai likes to keep them on her belt for decoration) and showed her- #basic attacks to at least keep Lily safe in case she gets attacked by a shadow and Mai happens to not be there #after a while tho Abby (Lily's roommate and childhood friend) finds out about her friends' powers and she thinks it's soo cool and things #but Lily and Mai especially aren't so cool about it cus pretty much all the situation is supposed to be a secret #so they and abby make a promise: Abby gets a magical gem and of course some lessons how to use it's powers and she keeps the secret #Abby agrees and she joins the group (that remains unnamed until the others join) #Toddy and Maggi were found by Charlie in the meantime. Charlie saved them both from a shadow attack and so Mai decided to give them- #magical rocks aswell with the deal that Charlie was the one to teach them about their powers this time #Toddy decides to name the group “The Shadowseekers” to reference mai and Charlie's literal job #and yeah they go on adventures around the city™ and sorroundings beating shadow's ass and learning to use their powers and work together #while also keeping the secret #idk it came up to me like some minutes ago #fnafhs

[fitsinthepalm]

it’s kind of wild that you don’t realize how depressed you were until you start feeling better

#does this make sense to anyone else #i’m like currently coming out of a funk #even my therapist told me the past 6 months is the most depressed she’s ever seen me (i’ve been seeing her weekly for 3+ years) #and literally these past like 2-3 weeks since i put my resignation in at my old job #i have had so much energy and motivation #today i walked both dogs and went on a walk with baby girl after daycare #i went to the local nursery and bought mums & pumpkins #i brought out the interior fall decor from storage and put it around the house #like obv i have extra time bc i have some time off before i start my new job #but like!!!! i haven’t *wanted* to do anything for so long #like i was just completely apathetic #i’m gonna cry thinking about it #but it feels so good to feel like i’m turning a corner #hi if you read this far ilysm i am kissing you on the mouth

[shakingparadigm]

Would the human pets be capable of basic tasks like washing their clothes or preparing food? I can see some pets knowing how to prepare food as like, a fun little party trick to impress others, but as a basic survival skill I don't think it's commonly taught to humans anymore. There's most likely a line drawn between pets that are helpful and reliable, and pets that are too capable, to the point where certain owners may feel threatened by their level of intelligence and independence. I wonder just how helpless the humans would be without their aliens.

#alien stage #alnst #rambles #my take is this: hyuna is completely independent and knows every basic survival skill (a long process of learning if she was self-taught) #but afterwards she taught every single recruit how to take care of themselves. #i think hyuna would be the closest to a normal functioning adult in terms of skillset among the main cast #mizi would know how to prepare certain foods but only very simple ones #im not sure if till would know how to do anything properly but he's at least resourceful enough to keep himself going on his own #(since it seems like Guardian Urak leaves him to fend for himself most of the time) #Ivan would know how to do a lot of things in theory but has most likely never performed them himself #and i think sua and luka perform very decorative trophy-esque roles to their owners #so they wouldn't really know how to do anything other than what they're trained to excel at #of course theyre smart people so theyd pick it up eventually #but as of now they probably dont know how to cook or wash or properly clean aside from the basics of tidying after themselves #especially since sua is stated to constantly be in a daze with no plans #and luka as a kid seemed in his own world most of the time #THIS IS JUST ME THO LOL my opinions are bound to change eventually im jist #im just speculating and headcanoning for funsies

[petrovna-zamo]

Dancing Queen

#what a dork (affectionate) #love her completely non seasonal party attire #she doesn’t go to parties often but when she does she busts out her best E.T. shirt lol #so curious who’s house this is because the decorations are… a choice #k

[randomlygeneratedusername2]

It's time for another jacket update!!! Left arms got some chainmail on it now!

Also got a new patch that's on the center of the upper back on this jacket

#also i swear the walls of my bedroom arent borin #thats my roommate half and she doesn't have any decorations #my walls are completely covered in maps and led lights #i do not live in a boring cave i swear

[senotsuri]

Alice not getting Masquerade design motifs as Battle Brawlers progresses is a missed opportunity, I think.

Day 4

#bakujuly2022 #alice gehabich #Masquerade redesign implied through the mask she's holding #Also added the decorative chained buttons from Alice's prototype design. as seen in the battle brawlers height ref #I was going to redesign Spectra. Then I was going to redesign Masq. But then landed on Alice eventually #I'm not sketching first so much as throwing myself into these. so I couldn't get a good feel for those two #but I did with Alice #Her shirt and shorts are now a romper btw #Masquerade doesn't confirmedly have red eyes *but* #Alice's eyes did seemingly turn red when her vision went red-tinted. completely able to see the Gs of the bakugan she was looking at #so I'm using that scene to inform what colour Masq's eyes are #wait I just noticed the accidental bi flag in the back. I don't see Alice as bi personally but aksjhjsdhf #bakugan #love when I forget the literal main tag

[soupforsoup]

Fully aware of how garbo this looks but wanted to do smth for my favourite trash fire of a family's birthday✨☂💙

#look she is ROUGH I will fully admit #but also for a person who flat out refused to work w frosting or decorative piping #she ain't too shabby #also this cake was a complete impulse bake cause I forgot it was their birthday #and it was made in stages w me getting progressively more tipsy so just hold onto that #i tried my best #the umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #why was that suggested as hargreaves do people not know how to spell #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the hargreeves #the sparrow academy #lila pitts

[deermouth]

I generally have a grudge against Halloween decor, because I think a lot of it is cute, but then it's all cheap plastic crap that's already chipped or will start to the moment you take it home. With that in mind: look, Michaels, if I wanted to decorate my house with dirty legbones I'd just go find some real ones in the woods or something.

#desc in alt text #i know most people dont want to shell out for like real bones and nice glass jars and handmade decor but #IT'S PLASTIC IT'S ALL PLASTIC AAAAA #relatedly did you know michaels just doesnt sell wool yarn #they have like 3 cotton options and the rest are poly/acrylic lmfao #anyways. this michaels is in a mall that i guess isn't technically dead #but you can't get to any of the stores from the inside. all those doors are closed. #was informed this by a woman witha shopping cart as i was wandering confusedly around the completely empty halls #but why was SHE in there? mall spirit? #really added to the experience of going to a michaels imo