There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.
She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"
Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.
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Hey trouble- mb/idea
Okay i've had this idea-so-Tom the third fic, son of Voldemort n all that-Mattheo is there to as the little brother-takes place in '2nd' year, Tom is 16 and his brother Mattheo is 12. Tom just wants to get through the year and do his prefect duties and not implode.
But surprise, there's a new trouble maker in town, (y/n) Granger, older sister of 'goody two shoes' Hermione. (y/n) moved to America when she was a bit younger due to...reasons and has finally moved back home and turns out-she's also a witch and so she joins Hogwarts for her 6th year of schooling, gets sorted into Slytherin as well because fun.
She's a smoker, she's got piercings, she's got tattoos, short choppy hair and a punk style and attitude, and she draws Tom's attention the day he goes to Diagon Alley to collect his things for the upcoming school year. She spots him too, and when she asks Hermione who 'tall dark and handsome' is, Hermione warns her big sister that Tom is trouble-being who he is. Tom ignores their conversation but (y/n) smirks. she likes trouble.
Anyway-'goody two shoes' prefect Tom who has perfect attendance and perfect grades meets punk Granger, who also has good grades and attendance because punk doesn't mean stupid, who slowly gets under Tom's skin-blowing smoke at his face and teasing him at every turn, trying to see just how much trouble Tom can be.
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"Hey Trouble," Tom sneers at the nickname he suddenly gained from (y/n) Granger, he felt it fit her more than him, but she seemed keen on calling him that at every turn.
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Just-i have this vivid image of smoker (y/n)/reader grabbing Tom by his chin and blowing her smoke into his mouth, and its either cigarette smoke or weed smoke-im a fan of both-and 'Perfect' Tom is just-kinda corrupted by (y/n) Granger, the punk older sister of bookworm Hermione-something no one expected.
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how can someone look at a person with ginger hair and decide to make fun of them. like do you know you are mocking one of the most ethereal, beautiful hair colors right now
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this exchange is so evil lol in what world am i supposed to understand teen matoba in any way other than he has a huge gay little crush on the new shiny toy on the scene thats obvious to everyone around him except natori.
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Okay so we agree making Toph a cop in her future was a bad decision.
But then, many ask, what should she do instead?
………………………Well.
It would only make sense if the rulership of Omashu was elected/otherwise non-inherited.
And that place already has a background of batshit kings who couldn’t really give a fuck about the law if it’s in their way.
IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-
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