#she's so woulge

[ssblur]

Look at my cat pt. 2

#it is my cat #her name is rhea #she's so photogenic #she's so woulge #get peeped

[dawnleaf37]

swap au phighting regretevator except we don’t swap them with each other normally and we literally just drop spud in phighting and see what happens

#‘wtf elevator’just cram all. How many are there . Like 12 guys in one elevator idont think it’s 12 it might be 14 or whatever #JustWAIT BETTER IDEA #the elevator lands in the crossroads and some of them they’re like ‘what the FUCK is this’ *gets in* *disappears* #*the rest of the phighters phreak the phuck out* #church of the true eye vs whatever the fuck is happening with MR #SCYTHE VS POOB . SERIAL KILLER VS SCP 173 WHO WINSprohbaly woman but I woulg like to see subspace get his neck snapped by the :3beast #meanwhile putting a bunch of miscellaneous Guys in the phightingverse #no it’s called like . Inpherno or something o #infected is like skateboard but worse #no one does anyone in this game killPEST #he doesn’t want to but he would HE EVEN HAS MANDIBLES (LIKE HORNS #hey if the guy who ships pest and medkit sees this . Im not big on ships but ur real for that #pest is the most phighting character out of everything in regretevator #maybe besides Mach but I only mention her because wrowwwwww….. woman #she’s like Tall Banhammer Woman Sort Of. like scythe banhammer and whoever is the most ‘would host a gameshow’ guy. dom perhaps #canonically she’s. Wait *looks at the wiki* #‘an evolved species descended from a bloodline of manmade deities’ ok awesome #so do this . Make this occur

[charliemorningstars]

there are some theological interpretations that claim cain is the son of eve and lucifer and with the implication that hazbin lucifer and eve did in fact fuck. well do you know what would be really mean to do to adam .

#hazbin hotel #^ implying that lucifers son who he raised as his own ended up killing his kid. no excuse for his actions ofc but id be kinda pissed too #contrary to popular belief cain was Not immortal he just couldnt be murdered so like. would that carry over to hell? #would he be immune to exterminations? #does charlie have a half brother somewhere in hell? #also come to think of it this woulge also be very mean to eve. like she probably blames herself for abels death #cause if she hadnt fucked the devil from the bible the originator of murder wouldnt have been born!! #also realizing this reads like bible fanfiction which. ig it kinda is

[charrators]

there are unused sprites that show susie. Bleeding. and it’s implied that monsters still don’t have blood (bc kris is asked if it hurts to be made out of blood) but susie also says “everyone bleeds, right?” but she Has To Be A Monster for the prophecy to work so like. what the fuck

#my post #deltarune #utdr #my hc for a while now has been that 'humans' capable of using magic (mages) are what happens when a human and a monster reproduce #more humanoid mages stayed on the surface and trapped the monsters while more monster shaped mages were trapped #so what im SAYING is. what if susie is like part monster part human #but woulge the prophecy still work if shes not technically a Monster-monster #also semi related but i always thought it was weird how shes a scalie with hair so. maybe thats from the human side of the family idk

[moonsidesong]

i bougt tge hfjone soundtrack today yeahg baby music i love you

#idk if itunes gives creators a good cut. probablygnot. but i dont use any music streamign services. #also i hear spotify pays like. Pennies. which sucks. i woulg like to purchase . purchase is probably still better. #and also it means i dont have to use data to listen to musics on my little phone Who needs SPOTIFY not meeeeee #i looooove buying albums like. i give you money you give me music. isnt that so fun. lol #bri talks #moonsidedoodles #ocs #<-- crown is. standing there. she counts #anyuway ummm hjfjone soundtrack yaahhhhh i love you mother 3 soundfont yeahhhh #if cheesy ever releases it on bandcamp i will buy it. a second time #crown #brifdi

[hollowtones]

wait are you the creator of “who woulge?” ?? if so, may i ask what the actual intended message was? or was it just a shit post (i hope this doesn’t come off pretentious or anything i’m just very high)

Yes

I made it 5 years ago and I still don't really understand why it's catching on now.

I saw this image:

& my brain went "oh cats use stealth to get food. oh my cat has a collar that jingles when she moves around. well my cat loves food but she only eats fancy feast" & I thought that train of thought was funny so I put it over the image. (She doesn't eat Fancy Feast anymore, she has a special food prescribed to help her with thyroid problems. She seems to like this stuff better, though, which is nice.)

I made the title "who woulge?" because it's funny sounding nonsense and I assumed it'd make others understand it was nonsense. In practice it mostly makes people ask "hey what does Who Woulge mean & how do I pronounce it?"

[sleepy-vix]

just finished the burning god ^^👍 what the fuck

spoilers below

fuck i was a fool to pray that kitay would live

also i had a feelign tjat rin woulg kill her self in the end and im SO INFINITELY GLAD that nezha didnt die in that cave water thing following that monster/dragon, but FUCK I DIDNT WANT THIS ENDING

WHAT THE FUCK RF KUANG

HOW DID U EVEN DREAM UP THIS MONSTROSITY

im so glad that nezha at least lives but actually is that any better than death???? poor boy never wanted to be a ruler. UGHHH I JUST REALISED KUANG ADDED THAT CHAPTER WHERE VAISRA ASKS NEZHA IF HE WANTED TO BE A RULER TO HURT US EVEN MORE

fuck you kuang

you twisted genius

nezha never wanted to be a ruler. his father never cared about him, he was tortured by the stupid dragon god thing, thrust into a position in charge of a whole fucking country- and not a good one at that, forced to hunt down the girl he loved because of duty, and then forced to WATCH HER KILL HERSELF AND HIS CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND and he had to keep going bc he has a whole fucking country to rebuild and hesperians to outplay

fuck all of the characters in these books are so haunted i love it and i hate it and i wish i'd never ever met them

and kitay...

i wanted so so so badly for him to live. i hate that he was so clearly helpless in the end. i knew that he loved rin and it was so glorious that he loved her but FUCK i didnt want him to end like this?!?,!;&:!:&:$. like... she was trynna kill him at the end. i thought hed die by jumping in front of an arrow for her or smtg 😭😭 we didnt even get to see much moments of them simply being best friends

"i cant help but love you" WHAT THE FUCK.

this is so unfair i feel so sick in the stomach i could vomit actually

the only person's death who i'm remotely at peace with is Rin's bc i anticipated it from the start and it was so cleary necessary, even though it was tragic. the whole thing with her spiralling at the end made me so sick in my stomach because i hated her briefly, but really i couldnt actually HATE her because shes rin and shes only twenty one (i just realised shes only SIX. SIX years older than i am) and shes been through so much fuck fuck fuck this stupid ass story i wish i never even had the ability to read. i want to hug rin and just stop time forever

a big part of me wishes that rin never tried to kill nezha at all, that she was completely sane (tho tbf, her going insane was totally warranted considering everything shes been through) and she had made some clever deal with the hesperians where she never used her powers ever again but not have to die and she could BE ALIVE with kitay and nezha but.... it makes sense that she dies (even though i hate that). it goes against her nature to live and bend to the hesperians, and her death would give nezha more credibility, and she probably wouldve gone even more batshit crazy having to act civilised and not wage another war... so

UGHAVSAJSBAK

i dont even know what to say anymore it all happened so fast and i still cant accept it

the weirdest thing is that the people i feel most sorry for are the ones who are alive (which is not many, but still...): Nezha, first and foremost. 21 years old and he has to singlehandedly play politics in order to save a fractured country. agshjss i wish kitay could have lived to help him through it omfg

also chaghan. him and his people are going to be the only ones left who have access to the pantheon, but they'll probably have to go to war or submit to the hesperians aghhh and chaghan has to lead all that with HALF OF HIS SOUL FUCKING DEAD (rf kuang... i curse you)

also what the hell happened to Lianhua? :( poor girl is gonna get tracked by the hesperians aswell

ushshajshsjss i cant think anymore. im so fucking miserable ^^,

atleast i can look at fanart now :(

#the poppy war #tpw #vix's library

[siglai]

why woulge your ornaments ourple?

like royal purple is my mothers favorite color so like everything she buys is ourple 💔

#♪ ;; crystal !!

[bensiskos]

woulge you tell me about breba and dave :3

Yes I’d love to hello <333

Breba enjoys bug smoothies, Dave can’t stand watching bugs get blended up though, so he decides to come up with a computer program & command set that’ll do it for him, he ends up getting a Little Too into it and creates a hologram specifically to operate the blender and create bug smoothies for Breba, it goes completely off the rails when Breba makes some Modifications to it so he can have some special bugs. The hologram ends up taking over the blender and part of the replicator system before Breba and Dave work together to fix it <3 from then on Adem (half betazoid pilot) blends the bug smoothies because she’s good with gross stuff.

#asks #Ella’s ocs #finchopossum #just gave u a lil mini story there lmao

[attackfish]

Hi, do you have an AU in which Zuko is much younger than Azula? And I don't mean an age swap, I mean more like 7-8 years younger? How would it impact Azula's character (as I really agree with your characterisation) since she woulg go from alternating between Ozai's "love" and hate, to seddently having a baby brother who could potentially "steal" her father "love" or make her look better? And how whould she see zuko? Thank you for answering, I love your posts!

Hmmm. A lot of what I outline in my "If Azula were an only child" post: [Link] applies here, at least for the first eight years of Azula's life, without Zuko. But how Azula would react to the sudden presence of Zuko is harder to tease out. She might hate him, as something that is taking parental attention away from her, especially since he hasn't had a chance to do anything "wrong" yet, and so might receive a lot of positive attention from Ozai. Or she might cling to him, as a source for love and affirmation outside of Ozai's unpredictable swings between favor and resentment. She might want to get him on her side, and maintain control over him as he grows up.

One major deciding factor is if Azulon still calls for one of their deaths, and if so, which one? In canon this happens when Azula is about eight, so Zuko would be a babe in arms. Does Azulon order the death of baby Zuko? In which case Azula is probably going to direct a lot of her feelings about losing her mother onto Zuko. Or does he order Azula's death, in which case she now knows at least on some level that their mother left to protect her, and Ozai was willing to kill her. She would probably feel very alone, and very afraid, and possibly even intensely protective (and intensely controlling) of the one family member left who might love her.

#avatar the last airbender #azula #zuko #ozai #atla ursa #posts i created #do you want to ask a question it doesn't have to be a question #azula needs her own warning #zuko is a dweeby little turtleduck #noodle lord ozai #mother bear ursa

[standfortheangels]

💒 + cinder and Chester UM SORRY FOR SO MUCH BUT THIS IS !!!! last ask I promise xD

send me 💒 + a ship for five wedding headcanons!

OoooOOOohhHH Buddy, here we go~

1- First of all, more smiling than any other day of either of their lives, but we already knew that >w>

2- It absolutely 100% has to be outside, I mean, to be by the Core’s lake for one thing, but I also can’t imagine them ever getting married indoors. The open sky, the fresh air, being able to FEEL like they’re showing and declaring their love to the whole world and not just a room of people... That’s them. -w-

3- I envision So Many Flowers. I don’t know if it’s feesible, I don’t know if it’s a cheesy trop that’s been lodged in my head for outdoor weddings in general, but maaaan I literally can’t imagine their wedding without a ton of flowers! Not even necessarily as a bouquet, they’ll both need their hands free anyway for the ceremony, but like, petals, all over the place, maybe they have a circle of them around to stand in, or maybe there’s an anime moment where petals are just falling in the breeze, I don’t know, just, FLOWERS. (also in lots of whites and cool purples~ If they’re placed intentionally, they can pick one each to put together to like, represent them. That would make up every centrepiece in a big modern wedding or a reception in the village too, but mixing them together somehow where they’re stood would be so pretty too~)

4- Now, their wedding woulg give me life either way, but I kinda think it would be extra adorable if Maehana was there too? TwT If not at the actual wedding then maybe someday they can kinda renew their vows~ But imagine how happy they’d be to have her involved, and how happy she’d be watching the two people she loves most in the world expressing their love for each other and strengthening those family bonds and just, my heart can’t tbh TwT

5- Chester. Will. Sing. At some point after the ceremony, maybe in front of people, maybe just to her in private, he’d sing. Incorporating some of the ancient language too because he’d be feeling WAY too much love to be able to express it with just Maintongue words- that’s if the whole song isn’t ancient in the first place. But either way, they would be His words. An original song, just, about their love and those feelings, and his thoughts of her. And of course he’d be happy to translate, and re-sing any lines, any time in all the years they’re married, just to show her that he will always take an opportunity to say ‘I love you’.

[prompt post here]

#ooc #can't believe I never answered this one #it's so cute #;w; #Chester Meltori #asimplerper #headcanons #Chester x Cinder #a-simple-rper

[thealmightypumpkinhead]

Hey in case the whole wprld forgot I lpvr my girlfiend so much I would fight Nd win with the powr if motivational support she woulg give me

[charrators]

wait ok actually. asriel is implied to be roughly the same age as bratty, catty, and pizzapants, who are also roughly the same age as we see them in undertale. so unless the timeline is Fucked fucked then if chara and asriel lived they would be in their late teens/early 20s by the time undertale happens. also this woulge mean that out of the human trio, chara is the oldest, then kris, then frisk. also if suzy is supposed to be frisk’s age then she Might be a separate character from susie, sorta like a catty and catti situation. idk

#my post #utdr #personally i hc that in ut chara and asriel died at 9 and frisk is also 9 (999...) #and in dr kris is 15 and asriel is 19 (he took a gap year) #chara (his roomie) is also 19 and didnt take a gap year so theyre a sophomore #and it has a 9yo foster sibling named frisk