#she's a politic puppy

[illiver]

Who voted for poland 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

#she's a politic puppy #eurovision #esc #eurovision 2022

[seagulley]

fucking wild when your dog is approaching 3yo and suddenly a lot of your problems just kinda go away.

#this happened a lot when she was a puppy #we had a problem #and then after a little while it... went away #and then we had new problems and then those went away too #anyway kaija now rides on the elevator no problem #she met and greeted all my colleagues and that was totally fine #she was great at ob class today after an >1 month break #was completely neutral towards the other dogs in class #and she did great with house guests today too - polite greetings and overall lovely manners #(a lot of this stuff she was alright/mostly alright with a year ago as well #but now it's truly nbd) #if this is maturity then holy hell it's amazing #i mean i love puppies and i loved puppy!kaija and teen!kaija and everything in between #but this is amazing

[abirddogmoment]

I forgot to do a Week 4 Recap post this week but she's crushing it.

#dogblr #rory borealis #she's honestly turning into such a cool little dog #we focused more on cooperative care and conditioning this week #since it was xmas so i wasnt motivated to go out #anyway we started pivots balancing exercises and proper positioning for square sits #also worked on combing clipping and nail grinding #this week's victory was really good name recognition and learning to ask for things (food training outside snuggles) #next week's goal is more neutrally around pinecone and starting on polite greetings (all four feet on the floor) #she has her last set of vaccines and starts one of her puppy classes and has a puppy grooming session #im excited to see what she learns from them

[sidetongue]

trickle has realised how fun it is to tackle harold 

#she's been with us long enough that she's upgraded from polite foster puppy #to annoying little sister #harold #trickle #dogs #budgie #fosters #henry #moby

[apinchofsanity]

.... I just wanna know who taught my dog the awkward white person smile...

Ples

Why?

#dogs #shihtzu #puppy #she is 9month old #but she polite #thank you #personal #pets

[caesarsaladinn]

it would be a terrible lifestyle fit but man I want one of those Turkish street kangals so bad. when they’re socialized by an entire village they get so friendly and my god are they beautiful

#goodbye to the big lean orangey one who followed me all the way home bc I scratched under his chin right where he wanted #and the half starved nursing female who took food I offered so gently and politely. she let me hold her puppies #the guy said I could keep one but there was no legal way to get it to the us so there wasn’t any point #which is sad. they were so sweet. I’m never gonna forget those little dudes

[llatimeria]

BABY WEE CLEAN AND FRESH

#turkey meatball #Her first grooming appointment went PERFECTLY!!! #she was very polite the entire time Except when she was waiting in a crate. then she got scared #IM SO PROUDDDDDD i can't believe that she didn't end up as a badly behaved reactive dog who hates everything #they trimmed her nails! and brushed her teeth! and she was POLITE ABOUT IT even though we don't do that enough at home! #Word to the wise I guess. Raise your puppies in a house of neurodivergent adults who love to bother small animals #It's the only explanation I can think of for her being niceys with vets and groomers #We just. Poke and prod her at home so much she doesn't think anything of it anymore #I touch her ears. I hold her paws. I grab her tail sometimes very careful so as to not pull it. We boop her nose and wrinkle her lips

[wildwizardcreation]

the way stress says "my love" makes me insane and crazy and insane and biting and biting and BITING

#castingx #she is SO #GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR #DISGUSTINGLY mommy dom coded #niche thought i cant stop microwaving in my head: #ren and stress over the phone rpf is SOOOOO fucking important to me #it would take a good long second but UGH ren asking so politely to turn on his camera despite being so shy abt his body #stress' pretty voice encouraging him and constantly telling him how proud she is #HE'S HER PUPPY!!!! LITTLE PUPPY BOY!!!!! #CAN ANYONE HEAR MEEEEEE ?!??!!?!?!!!

[nightmarist]

mentioned i had a dog, was unironically told by this lady the other day "oh youre a dog person? im a cat person because cats understand consent, but dogs just love you no matter what"

i hate that stupid tweet so fucking much. and its such a shitty thing to say to someone.

#i was polite about it. said something like that's a poor representation of animal behavior. #wish i mentioned how it sounded like a rude assumption to make about someone #her roommate has a new puppy and the puppy is always excited (because. it is a puppy). #and she said she really disliked how clingy it was #that says more about you tbh.

[everybodysaycbx]

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#why do so many late 30s+ people just. refuse to use headphones to listen to music in public #my manager is blasting literally every taylor swift song that exists while we work in the morning before the store opens #and a few weeks ago she said sorry bc it was loud and asked me if i liked the music and i politely said no #to which she said sorry again BUT DIDNT TURN IT OFF OR USE HEADPHONES OR ANYTHING #and like i get that you need to be able to hear if people are asking you questions esp as a manager #but other managers use headphones and listen to music quietly enough that they can hear everyone. why cant she do this #i usually listen to podcasts or music or a long youtube video to have while working in the morning but my puppy ate my earbuds RIP #so im just being tortured ig #plus i havent had a day off since last tuesday so 🥴

[violentdevotion]

if I believed inanimate objects were angels one would be my little girl praying pin

i saw it online and was immediately drawn to it and every person ive shown my pins to since will make a rude comment about the rest but little girl praying always gets a 'awee that's so sweet I love that one'

#ameera speaks #shes soooo everything #a lot of the pins i have i biught because they didnt give out a political or cultural message they were just fun to look at #but i cant even pretend to find little girl funny ironically funny i genuinely love it its soo precious to me #gonna give it to my child #like ik that is a little girl praying for the betterment of society and that her mum and dad will get her a puppy

[knifedog]

I pet the puppy and I got killed

#she's actually very politely asking for pets the puppy just kicked me at the same time lol

[righteousruin]

I have two muses who really don’t like other men and one of them is because he’s just very insecure but with Bane it’s because men are the authors of his entire trauma catalogue

#save for Talia but she didn’t hurt him she just didn’t love him which — did hurt but wasn’t malicious #If bane seems more inclined to be nicer to a woman or even non-man-id’ing person it’s because he is jfjdj #Not while he’s working he really couldn’t care less while he’s working he’s pretty one-track on a mission #but outside of missions he is so biased that Bird even gets annoyed with him about it onscreen fjdj #Ooc #All this to say I am laughing very hard about Harley kneecapping him with a :( emoticon #Me: Puppy eyes would never work on Bane #Bane meanwhile absolutely caving to puppy eyes: But she asked politely!!

[multiicolor]

@ama-tcra-su​  ♥’d.

  the girl lowers herself to a crouch in front of the wolf, hesitating for a moment before she reached out a gloved hand towards it- allowing for it to be sniffed and judged.

#( ama tcra su ) #` ✉️ soldier maiden || violet. ` #` ✉️ main v. || violet. ` #( i dont have a crossover tag but fuck it ) #( sjdhbfs ) #( she wants to pet da puppy but shes gotta b polite first ) #( i hope this is ok btw shjdbfjbs ) #( if u want smth else lmk! )

[reallifepotato]

I never thought I would resent a puppy but here we are

#idk how to do readmore on mobile so I'll just say this in the tags #so my sister who is married to someone i will politely call a shithead #and has 4 children #and works full time from home #and a dog #decided to get #a puppy #and I'm mad because she already has so much to do and her husband keeps dumping more shit on her #and not helping her at all. like at all #i hate him #anyway #her kids do not know how to treat a dog #they are constantly pulling on his body parts or jumping on him or choking him #or feeding him stuff he shouldn't eat #she told me he throws up about once a day #and her husband kept telling us to out our dogs down as soon as they got old #they lived like 6 years after he said that. and kept saying it. #did i mention i hate him because i do #so now she basically has 7 children #because she has to baby her husband too #and I'm soooo mad about it #she barely has time to breathe #i don't think she has a single minute for herself ever

[lxnarphase]

g. satoru who is a massive pervert and constantly whines for you to let him touch you all the time, even when you're both around others. you've lost count of how many times he grabs you and pulls you into his lap, his warm hands slipping under your shirt while sitting next to g. suguru, who's attention is no longer on the tv.

'he doesn't mind,' satoru always comforts you, grinning into the skin of your neck. 'sugu's my best friend, he knows i can't help but touch you, baby.'

best friend or not, that doesn't explain how you always ended up with your legs spread open wide in satoru's lap, your jeans and panties discarded somewhere on the floor as suguru kisses all over your thighs. the two of them talk like you aren't even there, as if you aren't growing wetter as each second passes.

"satoru," suguru purrs, his fingers running up and down your soft lips, parting them open to watch slick slowly drip out of you. "you must be doing something else to her. i've never seen it get wet so quickly." the way he speaks so calmly makes you dizzy. it's unfair, so fucking unfair how calm and collected suguru is when he's inches away from your pussy, those pretty purple eyes focused on it.

"yeah? 's wet?" it's also unfair how riled up it gets satoru, seeing his pretty baby getting shy because his best friend is rubbing his fingers up and down her slick folds. "she's so messy, isn't she? she's the prettiest little pussy," he coos into your ear. that gets a chuckle from suguru, his eyes finally looking at you. "always the one to talk to the pussy and not about it, aren't you, satoru?"

his fingers finally focus on your clit, rubbing little circles into it. both you and satoru look pretty from this angle, suguru notices. the pure need and shyness on your face paired with that manic desperation on satoru's...it's a perfect picture, one he wants saved forever. maybe next time you'll let him take some pictures...after all, he needs a new background for his phone.

"c'mooon, sugu...give her a kiss? c'mon, c'mon, give that cunt a kiss, tell me how sticky 'n' wet she is," satoru fucking begs, acting as if he's the one spread open and dripping. but you second the thought, giving suguru the prettiest little puppy eyes.

"anything for you, princess," he coos softly, leaning down and pressing a little kiss on your clit. it's so light you barely feel it but then he's peppering kisses on it, your wetness starting to get on his lips and making each press of his lips sticker and wetter. "s-sugu-!" before you can even beg for more, his mouth is on you. his tongue is so wet and hot on your cunt, it feels like he was drooling for you.

"does she taste good? how wet is she, suguru, c'mon, tell me, tell me how that pussy tastes, pretty please?"

"mm, satoru, it's almost as if you wanted to be between her legs."

"who wouldn't? she's so pretty, she's squirmin' so cutely, my pretty baby, my needy little mochi, her pussy's always so creamy and warm and messy, god, i miss it right now."

"shit...stop talking like that, you're gettin' me flustered, should i-"

"s-sugu, please, keep going," you so politely ask. it's unbearable how cute you are, it's taking everything in him to keep being nice, to keep treating your cunt nicely. he knows satoru is mean and practically bullies your pretty slit almost every day, but he wants to be the nice one, the one who you go to when your 'toru' is being too mean. yet, you're making it so fucking hard when you look at him with lidded eyes that beg him to be rougher with you...

but he knows he's done for when satoru whispers something in your ear that has your eyes fluttering a bit and gets a pretty little gasp from you. those gorgeous eyes—oh, do you have little tears in them too?—connect with his and he's fucked.

"s-suguuu, please," you coo to him, moving your legs to hook over his shoulders and pull him closer to the apex of your thighs. "i need your mouth on my pussy r-really bad, please don't tease me." you take a pause and squeeze your eyes shut, whining a little as satoru coos for you to keep going. "g-give my...my messy cunt attention, suguru..."

suguru shakily sighs and the next thing you know, his mouth is smushed against your pussy, his tongue hungrily swirling against your clit as his hands grab onto the fat of your thighs. he doesn't know what gojo told you in order to hear you say that, but he's silently thanking him as he messily sucks and slurps at your juicy cunt.

it's so hot, all it takes is a few swipes of his tongue and you're gushing everywhere. suguru lowers his head to dip into your hole and he moans. he missed this, missed the sweet taste of your juices on his tongue as you squirmed and moaned for him, your boyfriend's best friend.

"fuck, i-i can hear how wet she is," comes satoru's pitiful whine, his hand dipping down to swipe at your clit as suguru focused on lapping up everything that dripped out of you. "lemme help, lemme help, wanna help you get her creamy, sugu." the feeling of suguru groaning into your puffy folds has you keening, arching your back against satoru's chest. oh, he's in heaven watching you both. "yeah, you didn't know she could cream, didya? put your fingers in her, sugu, put 'em in that sticky little pussy 'n' angle up."

reluctantly pulling his mouth off you with a wet sound, suguru slips two of his fingers in you. he doesn't miss the cry of his name, but he really doesn't miss the delirious giggle and moan when he angles his fingers up, rubbing against that spongy spot.

"f-fuck, she's dripping..."

"go on, fuck her with your fingers, you know you wanna see her make a mess. make her fucking cream, suguru, get her prepped. maybe t'day she'll let you put it in...oh, based on your face, she just clenched on your fingers, yeah?"

his fingers are still swirling around your clit, his other coming down to press on your abdomen. he can hear you getting wetter, your little whimpers turning to moans as you slur their names desperately. he wants you to lose all thoughts, only able to think about him and suguru...yeah, he wants you all soft and sweet so he and his best friend can try and slip into those warm, slick walls.

"mmn...she's really creaming...god, pretty girl, can you cum for me? i wanna see you cum on my fingers. satoru, move your fingers, the poor thing needs my mouth on her."

"hmmm, suddenly you know what she needs? ehehehe, you're learninggg, suguruuuu!" if you had turned to look at satoru, you'd see the charged look in his eye, blue eyes practically glowing with insanity. his hand grabs a fistful of suguru's hair and pulls his face directly into your cunt, unable to handle any more of this. he wanted to see you cum on suguru's face.

"c'mon, c'mon, kiss it, suguru, make it messy for the both of us. mmh, fuck, listen to you making out with her pussy, s' wet and sticky, isn't it? oohmygod, both of you sound so good, she's gonna cum, sugu, she's gonna cum in your mouth...fuck, i love you both so much, can't wait to see you both fucking each other."

#geto suguru smut #gojo satoru smut #gojo smut #suguru smut #geto smut #geto suguru x reader #geto x reader #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #jjk smut #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #𖤐 ── lxnarblabs. #𖤐 ── lxnarworks. #💎 ── satoru. #🔮 ── suguru. #i am insane !!