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irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

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packing an “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS AND START CROSSDRESSING” box on the doomed arctic voyage is CRAZY. thanks sir john

#????

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I can fall in love - if it's part of the mission.

#he's just like me fr

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Laios, devourer of all things horrible.

#haven't watched or read it but this guy seems great

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worth noting that given infinite freedom and privacy to design my fantasy alter ego I wound up with a disfigured and suicidally depressed ex-Army (but not the cool army. the white collar manager/bureaucrat part of the army) guy

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wha...

oh, okay so this was a common enough thing in the Roman empire that it was worth prognosticating about. good for them.

#rome #this is so deeply roman

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girl wtf is a long distance situationship what is the fucking situation

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

#remember the time over the summer when I got so into metal gear I stopped being depressed? and realized how bad it had gotten?

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What about an AGI that's a ruthless pessimizer

#hhgttg

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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

#me systematically removing all the edgy shit from my oc in high school #wound up with the equivalent of a suicidally depressed west wing staffer. which is to say he be and very relatable

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I love being moved to tears by the sight of my defeated enemy, once a mighty king, now no more than a lowly supplicant

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'we transcend petty political tribalisms like left and right' is--not always, but much too often-- a marker that what you're about to read is unfiltered, high-octane, triple-distilled Turbo Fascism

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caught some conservative talk radio the other day. “these protesters who I like to call the HITLER YOUTH are racist. also they’re being funded by the Qataris, a bunch of inbred robe-wearers whose country is fake.”

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dune is so funny it literally opens like

CHAPTER 1

“It sucks that I understand Time Cube and as such cannot avoid becoming a genocidal dictator,” young Paul Atreides said to himself. “For me. Moral complexity is such a burden.”

CHAPTER 2

“Heard any good slurs for poor people lately?” asked the Baron Harkonnen homosexually, knocking back another shot of orphan tears.

#dune #I think about this post daily

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#IM TRYING

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is this all? is this it? this infantile horseshit?