wildwizardcreation

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I made it out of the torture labyrinth. and you can too

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ive got such a thing for silly guys it isnt even funny, every time i hear etho say something like "oh snappers" i NEED to bend him over the nearest surface, im so abnormal about this

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Permit office has new decor.

#TH EUFCKFING DONT GIVE UP ONE

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Cleo's face journey to this horn is so good

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hi glad asks are back. i wish i had a dick so i could fuck scar with it until he cries

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[Iskall talking abt hermitcraft zombie apocalypse au]

"what about gem? Oh gem stayed with etho. Obviously. Obviously gem stayed with etho."

#UGHHHHHHHH #and him twirling his hair and calling stress brave #hes so annoying i want to gossip with him forever

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BdoubleO needs hands squishing his fucking cleavage gripping at him gotta get hands on him I. Gotta get teeth marks on him gotta feel him up gotta press my hands into his flesh the rolls that form when he arches his back gotta be insane he's like crack cocaine to me

His hands make beautiful beautiful things lemme lick at his fingers let me stick my tongue in his mouth like a fucking hummingbird jesus CHRIST I'm horny for this guy I'm insane about him

Fr though need him whining on his knees writhing with my fingers in his ass need him vibrating with pleasure while I lave down his hip bones and leave bruises on his thighs that guy.. . Waough

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if rpf bothered them that much they would've stopped acting like that

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All ten MCC Season 4 Kick Off teams!

#RHAHRRVHRHAGAGAHHHG

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You’re sooooo right bdubs is highly fertile and can and will become pregnant at the drop of a hat (source I am his gynecologist)

You GET IT bdubs breathes around etho and gets pregnant

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send proof you voted scar and ill doodle u smthing 🔫

Scar vs Ren

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“When Scar fell, so did the first drop of rain.”

The moment he died, the desert was brought to life for the first time since the beginning.

The smell of petrichor had never brought a more bittersweet sense of relief, nor a heavier sadness.”

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ren is such a supremely sexual being like personally it's almost impossible to not be slightly horny for him

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Don't know if y'all have gotten an sdmp confession yet but either way:

I've been watching jawsh since early 2019 and it's so good to know he's only changed to be more pathetic. He's so lame and so whiny and always upset and it all makes me so insane over him. Plus everyone on the sdmp either talks down to him or treats him like a kicked puppy which is honestly the only way anyone should be treating him (affectionate)

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i think pearl should eat someond

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They fuck sooooo nasty

based on the timing i assume this is about scar and skizz. and i agree but also i genuinely cannot pin down how they would fuck. they're both such button pushers i think it'd be a fucking disaster in the bedroom. completely chaos. actually what am i saying they wouldnt make it to the bedroom. they'd fuck in the hallway. nasty, but a damn disaster

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watching Scar’s recent hermitcraft episode, he comes across the statue of Grian and says something along the lines of ‘And he has a mullet! Since when has Grian had a mullet’ to which I was reminded of my horrible knowledge that actually, Grian does have a mullet

following the definition of a mullet being a hair style thats shorter at the front and sides but long at the back and generally stops at the neck(?), minecraft skins dont really have necks but they have an area that reads as one. The underside of the back of the head (here on Steve)

So following that and the definition of a mullet, Im going to say that any mc skin that has hair that covers that area but doesnt go any lower or extend to both other undersides of the head has a mullet. which lead me on an hour long journey investigating the skin of every hermit to see who actually has a mullet

Behold, the hermitcraft mullet tier list

(Note: joe hill’s current muppet skin has a mullet but its not the one shown so I didnt add it)