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meownotgood · 6 months

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aki talking to you: have you eaten anything good for you today? sweetheart... if you don't eat well, you could get sick or give yourself a stomach ache. c'mon, I'll make you something, what would you like? maybe some soup, that'd be easy on your stomach. and next time, if you've only got snacks at home, just call me and I'll come over for dinner, okay?

aki talking to denji & power: eat your fucking vegetables

#he loves them very much #I feel like aki's lenient sometimes with them like making denji's favorite foods for him or letting powy skip veggies if she won't eat em #but only sometimes...#often he's the you get what you get and you don't pitch a fit kind of caregiver looooool #they can't stay healthy on just sweets or just meat #aki lying to power and telling her cauliflower is brains so she'll eat it #he's the sweetest to you though of course #it makes powy and denji a little jealous #'aki why are you so nice to them you don't make us whatever we want like that???!!!'#aki: 'because we're together. now eat your vegetables'#aki <3

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ef-1 · 3 months

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girlhood

#i have to fly out to capetown to see mother and im literally debating if i could land in the morning and leave at night on the same day #like. anything longer than that is going to ruin my year.#when she called and did her “katherine. you have to be here on the 10th” i literally sobbed in my bed for the rest of the day 😍😍😍#not dyeing my hair black for a year and its getting lighter and lighter everyday and i look like her again #and my therapist telling me “you need to do things for yourself.” but like can i? sorry that woman traumatised me and i actually cant :)#like everything i do is informed by her #I'm going to go and just like everytime the only way to keep my sanity is to mirror her. talk and sit and speak and read and eat like her #and its such a terrifying experience bc i remember that im capable of emulating her viciousness and maybe i am my mother's daugher 🤢🤢🤢#and im going to come back and its going to take fucking months for me to feel like myself again #“oh you look so beautiful just like your mother” i hope you DIE lol !!! the fact that my conception of beauty was shaped by her #growing up with this cruel beautiful detached woman and realising that at the intersection of beauty and wickness is a lifetime of pain #and still being so desperate for her approval- for any metaphysical proximity to her that i felt elated when #people would tell me i look like her. that it meant i was also beautiful like her and maybe she'll love me a little for it #but now i know for a fact that i do look like her and it makes saliva swell under my tongue - that moment right before you throw up-#when people mention it 😍#last time i was in capetown my optic neuritis flared up (and i know for a fact it was that it was ms-stress related from having to see her)#and i thought i hid it so well even though i had near constant headaches & lethargy until she said “katherine give me the red notebook”#and i knew that she knew all along. it was so acutely humiliating standing there and knowing she knows i cant see which one is the red one #and she tilted her head and said “whats the matter? do you not know what red looks like?”#im never going to have kids. my mother and i read eachother so well it can only mean im never too far removed from becoming her #lol!!!!!!!!!

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sergle · 1 year

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THE CHOOK WILL LAY EGGS!! They will go in my cake or they will rot on the ground I rly do hate anti egg folks. THERE WILL BE EGGS REGARDLESS IF YOU WANT THEM OR NOT, THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE CHICKENS.

LIKE PLEASE... they lay an egg damn near every day what are you supposed to do with them. throw them all in the creek

#if the chickens had their way also they'd just eat the eggs themselves. gotta take the eggs away before that happens #and the way that people are so weird abt farmers using farm animals for food. like.#how can you be so disconnected from How Meat Happens #it reminds me of how like. if you've seen those liziqi vids where this girl is living on her sick ass property #with her like big ole garden. and there are a bunch of shots of her going and collecting all the individual ingredients for what she's #about to cook #and she also has chickens. and she'll like. go get one. and then prepare it!#which happens off screen #and people being so shocked and horrified by this even though they're all like uwu i wish i lived on a farm #hashtag cottagecore. but if someone quickly kills a well cared for farm animal with the intention of using it for food #then me and my pleather jacket will throw up #sergle answers

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eldrichfuck666 · 1 year

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I've got a million polaroids with all the dates penned in red ink I sneak a walkie-talkie in your room to listen to you sleep You just don't know it yet, but you love me and I love you the same One day we'll have a pretty wedding, and I'll be your everything

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deva-arts · 2 months

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☆ Nathaniel Wilson ☆

I Really Like Nathaniel because the guy embodies Hope and Positivity without forcing it down the gullets of everyone around him.

He looks like he'd be a pleasant individual to actually be around at 7 am. Even before his coffee. [ Sera should be too, she doesn't seem like an unbearable person to be around in La Matinée ( the Morning ) . But still, she is alot grumpier than her other half. ]

With that said. Insert Happy music here. Nujabes or Smth.

Submitted by @mettamorphoses!

Love the way you drew Nate here! such a clean style and serious face :> He's my favorite little quadfocal guy... friendly, polite, and a good conversationalist! You're absolutely right, he's one of the easiest people to get along with. It's almost like he knows exactly what to say to people.

Sera isn't grumpy so much as she is disinterested and dismissive. She heads to work without bothering to make small talk besides a basic "Hello." if she passes you by. Not the worst outcome, really, if silence doesn't bother you.

#submission #yeah. i'm in Tags too. wassup witchu #Aight but seriously i wonder how literally anyone would be like at 7 am.#Deva's tags start here =>#If he's home for the day he will always be a good conversationalist and offer breakfast or coffee on a morning #This is literally so cool #queued post #As for people at 7 am...#Sera is up by 4 AM unless Nate doesn't have work. By 7 she has already had breakfast and gotten ready to work on her projects.#If you catch her it is likely after she returns from a morning flight. She'll be civil but it can easily come off the wrong way. aw.#Nate takes a lot of long shifts that stretch into the night. Due to this he and Sera have very contrasting schedules.#If you see him in the morning it is usually only because of the weekend or whatever other days he takes off. He is a very tired guy #Vincent has a very erratic schedule and he is always out and about doing things that fancy him #He is also a HEAVY sleeper. Nothing can really wake him except for a very specific noise #Said sound makes him wake up in a horrendous mood. Most mornings are thankfully safe from this sort of temper.#It is hard to say what new bizarre thing he will get himself into next. Like doomcrying while hidden on the roof of a religious congregatio #Sonia is not up by 7 AM without a good reason to be. She is down at the kitchen in a bathrobe by 9 to eat some breakfast.#Which made her the unknowing first victim of Vincent's newly founded pyramid scheme #Amon is a late riser since he is still used to his old schedule from his time at the Ricciardi mafia. Sleeps late? wakes late!#If it's a weekday he will always be up at 6 AM regardless of the amount he slept to take Adra to school.#Eric tends to wake up early but often gets caught up in personal projects. He loves music and editing his tracks but it really eats his tim #So Eric will be going to sleep at 4 and see Sera making herself coffee whilst Nate is also coming home from work and crashing on the couch.#Not even Amon heads in that late. Maybe Vincent does though. If he's “Traversing the night.” Like he says he does.#Vince can't see very well at night anymore. And the sun is almost blinding now. But it's nothing to an immortal like him! ha! bow before hi

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oculusxcaro · 2 months

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Wally was pretty cute, Khare would give him that. He'd caused quite the stir during his first visit when he ordered all the eggs and bacon, and by that, he really did mean all the eggs and bacon. He ate enough to feed a small army and effectively broke the breakfast menu that day, a record that had not been broken before (and after) he walked through the diner doors that day. They hadn't interacted much beyond Wally stopping by for breakfast but Khare found his visits entertaining enough. He was funny, kind-hearted and a real sweetheart even going as far as taking all the dirty dishes back to the kitchens so she didn't have to carry them. She'd insisted it was her job, but before she could blink an eye, the plates were all gone and by the time she got to the kitchen to see where they'd actually gone, they were all sparkling clean, standing up in their racks ready to be reused again. It still had her scratching her head, just how Wally gotten the plates to the kitchen out back so fast and washed them, disappearing only to leave money for his bill with tip included. She'd really love to get to know him more the next time he showed up at Pauli's, if he showed up again.

#celerem #memes ;; how much my muse would x yours #Sorry this was a bit short!#It was fun to answer though #Listen tho Dianne we have got to interact more #I LOVE your Wally and honestly still laughing about their interaction before #Can't believe that was way much in August where the hell does the time go?#Hopefully you were okay with this response #I figured Wally was in his civilian duds and Khare's not quite bright or savvy enough to guess anything more than he was just REALLY hungry #Eating a hundred plus eggs and a stack of bacon 😂#Khare: It was a bit of an odd order but nothing unusual... right?#Sorry Wally she won't sleep with you #She doesn't know it (yet) but she likes the DILFS #She'll have eggs and bacon for you anyday though!

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winter-jay-official · 2 months

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She's content in her cardboard box lol

#she'll lay her head on the edge right there and just sleep #my cats r a little silly #she enjoys pillows and taught herself to ask for pets by putting her paw on you #she likes very certain toys that make a specific noise. not bells but like dry clanking #she doesnt like treats but she'll eat the chicken flavored ones #shes so small btw shes a little cat <3 shes like 10 or 11 though idk #my cats <3

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killstreak-kritzkrieg · 6 months

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hurgh. this h&g game i'm making. will require me to make SO many different endings oh my god.

#gat7k posting #MOSTLY death endings but a few alternate endings as well if you escape #hansel will have a few meters you'll need to keep an eye on #you CAN beat the game and escape without once interacting with him (i think)#but if you get caught by the witch ever then you'll start to have problems keeping the meters down #and if you want to get the best ending you'll need to keep the meters down LOW #there will be items you could give hansel to keep his meters down #such as toys and water (he gets SICK of the taste of sugar and needs something to cleanse his palette) to keep his stress meter down #and only giving him fruits you find around will keep his food meter down while you look for the keys #(every time you get caught the witch will search your inventory and force hansel to eat one of the food items you have if you have them)#(if you don't have anything she'll kill you both and that's one of the game over states)#the food meter also contributes to hansels stress meter though so watch out #while the stress meter going too high won't give you the worst ending #he will NOT be the same when he escapes #the food meter being too high WILL have the witch kill him in one of the endings and gretel will be forced to work for the witch forever #(feeling no more will to go back home without him)#uh #uhh #there's more but i think ive typed enough #hi. im normal.

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blunderpuff · 3 months

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put on tshirt after doing yardwork (cuz i got hot) and my mom immediately commented "look at YOU in bArE aRmS"

so i put on my long shirt again

#me and my mom #no matter how upset i get or tell her to keep her comments to herself... she won't #i'll knit a whole-ass fucking sweater and she'll immediately say 'it's too short'#thank u for invalidating every fucking thing i do and/or make #i made beef stew and it actually turned out good but all she could say was 'the house smells like onions.'#and then i'll see a job listing for something i don't have experience with/can't do and she'll get mad at me and aggressively #tell me 'you can do anything! library work translates to (job field that library work doesn't translate to)'#and it's just so frustrating bc she obviously has this idea of me in her head and i just don't match up #the whiplash from the 'you are so smart and you can do anything!' abt hypothetical things to the 'it's too short' abt things i actually do #'i don't like the color' 'i don't like the neckline' 'i don't wear wool' (it's not a sweater i made for anyone but me)#'oh look at you wEaRiNg ShOrTs' 'oh look at you wEaRiNg a sKiRt'#and danny got fat and she keeps commenting on it and all i can assume is that it's ALSO a comment on my putting on weight #but then we eat at fucking Popeye's for lunch twice a week #and no matter how much i say 'please stop making me eat junk food' we keep going #she doesn't leave the house on her own. she won't let me leave the house on my own #i had more freedom as a 16yo than i do now #wonder why i'm so FUCKING miserable and depressed all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i left a decent-paying job! for nothing!! i'm just sitting here and rotting and the library system here sucks and they STILL haven't #gotten back to me even though i applied in FUCKING DECEMBER #she can't finish a meal anywhere so anywhere we go i have to eat half of her lunch. so it's not stuff i would pick anyway #how do you even apply for jobs and put anything in your 'skills' when you're so fucking miserable you wish you were dead

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tvrningout-a · 10 months

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bronwyn is that figure in the dark reaching a clawed hand upon your shoulder that digs into your skin until you turn and realize it's just a pretty lady with a smile that makes you feel like a mouse staring a cat in the mouth. you think you're just paranoid and carry on, but then you walk in on her taking a bite out of a man's shoulder, and it's absolutely sickening how pretty and predatory she looks all at once. you should be scared out of your mind, and you are, but-- oh, her eyes just swallow you up. maybe murder isn't all that bad.

anyway while bronwyn is a charitable individual, do keep in mind that she's still a predator of sorts. she's got nothing against killing someone if it suits her, if she doesn't like somebody, if they're in the way. can people appeal to her heart? yeah, but if someone is a threat in any way, she won't hesitate to get rid of them. her safety, her loved ones' safety, and the life she leads take priority.

tbh, the worst thing you can probably do is try to make yourself intimidating to bronwyn; coercing her into something won't work. she's too old for most people/creatures/entities to be any true threat on their own in the first place, and you really don't want her to view you as a threat if you want her as an ally. she already doesn't trust easily, but make it known you'd cross her if she steps out of line?? she will put together a plan to kill you if it comes down to it.

this post is all over the place bc i'm sleepy and going feral over my raven lady, but just remember!! bronwyn got where she is by eating hearts, and not just the two offered to her by the sorcerer and his wife. she's ate a ton over the years.

#what is this? y'all i could not tell you ASDF #i just wanted to point out that even though she's pretty lenient when people come to her for help bc of her own experience #when she became a valravn #she's still not? lawfully good #she'll eat people #she does eat people #not all the time but it happens y'all so remember she's nice but not nice enough to push around without consequence uvu #headcanons | bronwyn #i'm gonna have to go to sleep soon bc this post truly was just all over the place

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hella1975 · 2 years

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okay so im staying the night at my friend's in my Uni City on sunday bc my maths exam is monday morning and i dont have any accommodation there anymore (which is really stupid on the uni i feel? like they expect kids to be paying the train and accommodation fares AND navigate the current rail strikes AND revise during heatwaves when they could just very easily in this post-covid world put the exams online? baffling) and this is my one coursemate that's super super good for me in that she's VERY disciplined and WILL yell at me if im not working like i should be. she's also the econ student who asked me in the corruption lecture if tax evasion is legal but that's neither here nor there. anyway my point is she lives locally hence why im staying with her and i cannot stress enough how much she singlehandedly holds my academic life together. like i am going to show up on her doorstep with all my notes and just burst into tears im sure of it

#guarantee she'll teach me more for my resit the night before than i managed to do in 4 weeks alone #the only thing is her parents are SUPER fucking nice and keep offering me shit #and im so so miserable during exam season like i need to just stay in a room all day revising and not talking to people #otherwise the stress will just eat me alive #so even though it's a pain im then gonna come HOME on monday after the exam just to stay at hers again #on the 3rd for my macro exam next thursday #nightmare #BUT her parents keep insisting i stay the entire time like keep in mind they've met me ONCE #and tbf parents always love me like it's just one of my charms <3 but inviting someone for FOUR DAYS when i wont even be leaving #the house the entire time is mad #like mad in a good way bc they genuinely are just being stupidly generous #BUT STILL #and they always offer me a shit ton of food and im a nightmare for refusing free food #like one time the uni converted part of the SU into a langar and i went with this exact friend actually #when i tell you it was the worst combination in the best way my god i have never eaten so much in my life #she was like 'just say no when they offer' i was like bestie i CANT you dont understand #and it's like that with her parents too im in heaven and hell simultaneously every time #so im just gonna be teary and stressed out my mind on the floor surrounded by notes as far as the eye can see #and my poor friend and her parents are gonna be TOO NICE and it's going to break me like i have been holding on by a thread all month #watch me on the verge of a breakdown and the thing that tips me being the absolute angel that is my friend mum #once again asking if i want anything #her: are you okay in here can i get you anyth-#me: *immediately starts sobbing*#AND IM ON MY PERIOD ARE YOU INSANEEE #hella goes to uni #anyway im feeling normal about this resit how are you

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simgerale · 2 years

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family get-togethers have become pleasantly chaotic through the years!

#BL:G3 #the branham legacy #ts4 legacy #i somehow avoided showing lina's face the whole time? lol sorry lina #ANYWAY !!! my family!!!!#they are just missing aunt dorothy but she's living it up in the city rn #she'll visit soon though (^:#we shall pretend that some of them did NOT change their clothes to eat dinner...okay thank you (^:#the last pic is just to show that they can walk home from junie's house #even in the rain heh.

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oceanxveiined · 1 year

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Special Dish: Sea God’s Catch

Base: Sashimi platter

❛❛ The fish and garnishes seem oddly cut, but nonetheless the meat is chilled, tender, and its fragrance holds a sweet zest to it and an odd hint of spice from the side made to go with it. With Danae’s usual lack of culinary skills, it seems she must have put lots of practice into this. And been a bit overeager in her efforts, the overwhelmingly hearty portion considered. Your expression seems to fluster her. “What?! A proper meal’s good to keep up your strength! So eat up! Wh–you want to share it?! I...ugh, fine, I’ll help you finish– ❜❜

#//Idk; fun hc bc why not lol #;mun has spoken #//Would you believe me if I said I struggled to find a dish she’d feasibly be able to prepare lmao #//And it fit her brand so yeeee #//Funny she would insist on making other people eat well to keep up their strengths considering how often she skips/forgets meals; innit #//But when she dotes on someone; she DOTES and she tends to overlook her own habits #//Hence the dialogue (smile)#disordered eating mention tw #//Tagging that jic #v; intertwined fates (genshin verse)#//Sharing food is a love language. Though she’s the one who usually tended to give up bigger portions of her food #//It's just how she got used to things while growing up. Big Sibling Responsibility and all that #//Then after they've parted ways; she's already gotten so in the habit of eating less; she gets a bit queasy actually eating her proper fil #//She no longer had/has to share; but she'll still chose to take smaller portions unless she's made to otherwise #//Whoops; that that's extra info #//Implied is that she essentially makes a Inazuma-Natlan sort of fusion #//It’s sashimi she sprinkled over with citrus juice; spices & then made something reminiscent of mango salsa to go with the sashimi #//Best eaten by scooping a bit of said salsa onto a strip of meat and rolling it to eat together #//Unconventional yes; but she likes it enough so she shares. Whether or not it's actually LIKED by others; That is up to interpretation lma #//Image set is an approx. idea of what it would look like. Might draw the actual one some time #//Uhhh; game stats would be...Increases all party members' ATK by 290 and CRIT Rate by 15% for 300s ig

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miss--river · 11 months

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#my brother got my mom a box of chocolates for mothers day and she put them in the freezer for some reason #i know she wont eat them but she'll get mad at me if i take any #but im craving something sweet so this is me inviting you all to my funeral #dont let it be depressing though #its gonna be a rave with drugs and strippers

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oculusxcaro · 1 year

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Khare almost never eats but when she does, it's legitimately scary. She practically inhales her food, barely chomping twice before swallowing it down whole. Somehow she hasn't choked yet but it's still an experience to behold.

#🌈 || musings #🌈 || headcanons #She eats when necessary but sometimes that can be DAYS #She'll just go on and on without really eating anything or feeling hungry #Only gets hungry after getting injured and/or when her body demands nutrients so to not eat her own DNA #Food was also scarce during the facility period so she just chomps when avaliable #Definitely the type to carry hardboiled eggs in her pocket as emergency snacks #For real though you ever seen a frog eat? That's her #Blink and you miss it

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puppy-the-mask · 1 year

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So I've been cooking up some alternate outfit ideas for my Lmk sona and this is what they'd look like if they were with the Demon Bull Family! The idea is basically they'd be something of a court musician but it's mainly just a title.

Edit: Added the version without her armor <3

I don't have a concrete story but the initial idea was that cas was friends with swk in the brotherhood days and stuck with dbk after everyone else got sealed away and the whole consumption incident went down since she had nowhere else to go (and conveniently was the only lady around that he could ask for relationship advice when courting Iron Fan). They didn't expect Cas to live this long, only really expecting to have her around through her natural lifespan but they noticed she wasn't aging so now she gets to be their babysitter for date nights! Through the years she's been something of an aunt/sister figure and has become fiercely loyal to the family despite having no desire to take over the world. Redson built her electric bass and the armor she wears over her gems, the Bass has 2 extra buttons on it- the fire button spews fire out of the pipes and the Bull button unsheathes her sword from the neck of the instrument since she can't exactly walk around with a sword on her hip so easy these days. She travels with a heavy metal band across the continent- i like to imagine her intro episode has the crew excited about a big band coming to the city and while they wait they run into redson and annoy him cause he's bragging about getting exclusive vip passes to the show. The crew would expect someone mean from the music and the from the rest of the family but Cas is super welcoming and nice when the crew sneak backstage to bother redson some more XD

#my art #sketches #lmk oc #it me!#Cas #i'm not mentioning connie because they're the same no matter the au #though you can bet they're gonna flip when they hear redson and dbk opened a barbecue restaurant without telling them #they want a taste! Cas is probably the only mortal who can eat the Inferno level simply because Connie will consume it #and also they've been eating this boys cooking for years- they've gained an ungodly spice tolerance #i also like this concept because i think it'd be funny to have wukong be weird about Mk knowing Cas now #and innocently being like 'we should invite them over to hang out- since we're cool with redson why not the token nice one of the family?'#and Wukong is just getting flashbacks to the last time they spoke- right after sealing away dbk and is like 'haha that's nice bud-#'but oh darn they're still touring and won't stick around- she'll probably be leaving the city super soon! what a bummer!'#"all the more reason to get together Right Now!!!' :D '... Thats... GREAT Bud- i can see no reasonable point to argue!' ;w;#Meanwhile Cas is Vibing- big chillin- is only gonna realize her mistake when she locks eyes with swk and they both immediately share a Look #and wordlessly agree to simply Not Bring It Up #i have 1 other design i'm working on- i have the sketch and concept done already #i just need to color and finish it #that one i had the entire outfit And Lore a lot more thought out than this one but i had this idea first and REALLY wanted to draw the bass #im so proud of it you have no idea- the idea of the sword hidden in the bass and the flame jets make me so happy #it feels like something Redson would make- Cas uses it for all their performances they love it so much #And they wear the armor he made Religiously- even if their gems are covered by clothes or theyre chilling at home #unless they just woke up and haven't gotten dressed then they're most likely wearing them- the necklace especially #I still gotta make a regular Ref sheet but these are more fun- i have so much random info about Lmk cas i wanna ramble about >:3

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