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[goodobservationshirley]

Your kind was a mistake. Made in mockery. And even if it takes me all of this Age, I vow to eradicate every last one of you. But you shall be kept alive, so that one day, before I drive my dagger into your poisoned heart, I will whisper in your piked ear that all your offspring are dead, and the scourge of your kind ends with you.

#the rings of power #the rings of power spoilers #tropedit #ropedit #my girl galadriel sure knows how to make a. speech. #i have been wondering how they will possibly justify her staying so much away during the events of lotr #like yes she will undoubtedly go on some sort of healing journey throughout this show #but how would her being more at peace with herself translate to not getting directly involved when the stakes were so high #i believe THIS is what they are setting up #the knowledge that after all she went through her dark side is right there #and it is not to be tempted #i could have also linked these scenes with her saying that her friends tried to send her away #because they could no longer make the distinction between her and the thing she was fighting #there are zero indication this is the case #which means this was more a reflection of her own fears #of not being able to separate herself from the evil she's fighting #(her feeling such a strong connection to halbrand will also be devastating in that regard)

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Mothra: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

#she's beauty she's grace #and she'll stab you with her stinger on your fuckin ass #her priestesses send her regards for assaulting rodan on his chest #lterally i can hear rodan screaming “mothra” after he was stabbed by her stinger #that's why #godzilla #mothra #monsterverse #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla kotm #titanus mosura #incorrect quotes #godzilla incorrect quotes #an adorable little larva but dangerous moth when you messed her the wrong way

[youtappedout]

#AJ Mendez #AJ Lee #The Sessions with Renee Paquette #Interview #YouTube #gifed #(had to reupload cos i saw some black lines around the gifs >:| ) #“she sends her regards” :') #woman hasn't aged a day.. eternal goddess in my eyes <3

[starrysharks]

zeno's ultimate pokemiku tierlist ⁉️(it's all his opinion and he loves them all regardless⁉️)

#like arrfgggdiakaktmcksmsama this was literally all for me like they knew what they were doing #i love character design i love pokemon i love miku. and then you put ALL THREE TOGETHER.... #i will explain some of my choices here #poison miku is just too good but also i am a big sucker for freaky scientists with constant “worry” eyebrows #her design is just so out there and crazy (this is about the shoes. some understand the greatness of the shoes and some dont. and thats ok.) #every other miku in peak i think establishes their theme exeptionally well especially ghost bug and fighting #for ghost i already love spooky and gloomy looking characters and that miku delivers tenfold (of course shes designed by the GOAT take) #esp with the mix of ghostly and electronic/digital regarding the glitchy parts n the 01 hologram #she looks like shell invade my computer and give it a virus if i dont send the chainmail about her tragic file corruption to 10 friends #(in the best way possible) #for bug miku the big dress is a huge plus but also i just think shes adorable nuff said #for fighting - i love a delinquent character and she fits that really well. the half coat thing is a big highlight for me #also the leek theme is absolutely iconic #for the ones i didnt like as much - i honestly just think the koraidon one is a leeeeetle bit boring #dont get me wrong. it has really cool aspects like the hair and the koraidon like cape but idk #it feels like theres a lot going on but not that much at the same time? its still a really nice design tho esp the hair color #for the ones in yellow tier - i just dont like the color palletes very much . theyre still really nice designs esp fire miku #but all in all these are genuinely all amazing designs and i dont want to be too critical or mean to any of them esp seeing im not a pro #but this was really fun to see unfold!!! cant wait until the songs start dropping #in the topic of miku as well - hey muse dash where's my miku on the switch version.... #please dont make us wait too long 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[ladyalicentshightower]

I think people overestimate how feminist team black is. If someone brings up how Baela should be the heir to Driftmark, it's always "she would've been Queen if not for the Greens!", ignoring that 1, she would be Queen consort, not a Queen in her own right, and 2 she has a legitimate claim in her own right to Driftmark. Team Black's goal is to crown Rhaenyra, but Rhaenyra becoming Queen isn't a win for feminism because it does nothing to dismantle the rest of the patriarchal system that exists in Westeros. From what we've gotten so far, it reads that Rhaenyra wants to be the exception and not the rule. Rhaenyra has made a lot of bad political decisions, which means she can't acknowledge Baela's claim because it would weaken her own claim (blatantly admitting her eldest sons are illegitimate would not end well for her to say the least). So she betrothes Jace and Luke to Baela and Rhaena to kind of atone for that, like as a consolation prize Baela will be Queen and Rhaena will be lady of Driftmark, neither of them would hold either title in their own right. It's good matches because the kids like each other and will treat each other well, but it's not a feminist win or a feministic liberation. It's usurpation, usurpation that takes place because Rhaenyra has to do damage control after having illegitimate children and after a serious of bad political decisions (both hers and her fathers, Viserys is the arbiter of this entire mess). To me, Rhaenyra is very reminiscent of Mary Queen of Scots, I can see a lot of elements drawn from Mary's history in Rhaenyra's story and character, down to their sons eventually taking the crown they failed to claim/keep.

#hotd #hotd spoilers #house of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #Rhaenyra targaryen critical #I'm going to do a rewatch prior to season 2 & I'm going to analyse the bad political decisions from vis & Rhaenyra that lead to the dance #like by no means the only factors at play lets not forget otto daemon larys etc #but it's an interesting factor that the fandom doesn't really acknowledge #and a lot of Rhaenyra's bad political decisions are understandable because of her youth and because viserys does fuck all to prepare her #like even if she wasn't who he choose as heir she should've been given a better political education as a princess #but vis fails his most of his other four kids in that regard to #i mean he also fails to acknowledge them or remember them but anyways #he is a huge part of the reason aegon and aemond became he they did #props to whoever probably alicent for sending daeron to oldtown so he could grow up well adjusted #alicent: i'm writing a letter to daeron is there anything you would like to say to him? #viserys: daemon? why are you writing to daemon? #alicent: daeron? #viserys: who? #alicent: our son? the one you sent to squire in oldtown? #viserys: i think i'd remember if we had a son who's name was one letter different to my brothers #viserys: in fact i do alicent do you mean the one who lost an eye? #alicent: *screaming internally* #viserys targaryen #king viserys #rhaenyra is such an interesting character but i hate how the fandom sanctified her because how dare characters be complex and have flaws #like you dont have to justify their actions or bend over backwards to deny their faults to like a character you know 😭 #and the same thing is done to daemon who is far more fucked up and far more flawed in the show than the fandom allows #i hate the team stuff tho i get hbo going for it as a marketing move that was genius but my god are certain stans insufferable #the entire point of the dance is that its a pointless tragedy there's no good or bad side theyre both awful in their own ways #but thats a longer rant for another time outside of the tags

[torchwood-99]

Ok, been sitting on this for a while, been trying to talk myself out of it, but here goes.

The book doesn't sell me on the love Theoden had for Eowyn.

I tried to read it and find something in his actions towards her that tell me he has proper regard, proper respect for her, that gives any weight or meaning to his love for her, but I can't find anything. He dismisses her before the entire court, doesn't consider her an heir or a proper part of his house, and has to have her virtues called out to him by other people, when she has been serving him for years.

Return Of The King sees him spout platitudes and declare her "dearer than daughter", but none of this is backed up by his general actions to her.

He loves Eowyn, fine. But he doesn't love her the way he loves Eomer, or probably loved Theodred. He doesn't love her as a fully realised being. Nor as someone to take pride in and carry on his legacy. He loves her a crutch, a tool, and something between pet and person.

He has affection for Eowyn, but his love feels more like a trivial thing, than something with any real worth or regard to it.

#Lotr #Lord of the Rings #Eowyn #Theoden #I don't think this is Tolkien's intent #I think I'm meant to believe that Theoden was awesome to Eowyn and did love her more than a daughter #but Tolkien never gave me a reason to believe that #can someone find me a moment in the books where Theoden's love for Eowyn feels like something substantial #where he loves her for who she is and not for the services she has provided #where he shows any respect for her capabilities and pride in her person #and not just going along with it when other people point them out to him #I love them in the films and I want to believe in their love so much #but Theoden's love for Eowyn in the books just feels perfunctory and leaves me feeling empty #I don't think this is how their relationship is meant to make me feel #Eowyn put her life on hold and endured hell for Theoden's sake #and we never even get an implication he regretted what she endured for his sake #we never see a hint of Theoden regretting how he snubbed her before the court #almost every scene between the two of them in Two Towers lacks warmth or regard between them #the minute Theoden's recovered he sends Eowyn away as though she's not longer of use to him #he forgets her bloody existence before everyone in the hall #he has her wait on him while Eomer Aragorn Gimli and Legolas all get to sit with him #and in turn all Eowyn can do is look at him with cool pity #and at their parting she focusses more on Aragorn than Theoden #she clearly isn't feeling the love right now and why should she? #it makes Theoden calling her daughter and showing her some morsels of affection in Return of the King feel empty #like now yeah he can be bothered to acknowledge Eowyn a bit now that it suits him #but when other stuff is going on she falls to the back of his mind #there's enough unseen moments or gaps where perhaps if Tolkien had written them I might have believed in Theoden's love for Eowyn #such as their parting before Pelennor which was described as “painful” #but that pain could have meant a variety of things

[aconflagrationofmyown]

the media was so out of pocket back then; like imagine Elaine browsing for magazines at a store and seeing this 😩

She just casually keeps it on the coffee table with the other magazines and when he sits down with his coffee in the morning he spits all over it from his laughing fit 😆

International peace keepers, baby

#the situation in Europe is very tenuous how about we send tha atomic singer and his wife over there #that’ll do it I’m sure #the fact y’all think of Elaine when looking at Elvis history makes me so happy #I’ve nearly convinced myself she’s real and feel stupidly lonely at times about not having anyone to *remember* her with me #the fact y’all go along with it makes me very 🥹 #regarding sarge

[jesterguy]

I have so many posts in drafts about Palestine and I still just don't even know what to say or where to start

#how do i talk about my extremely zionist early education #how do i talk about my birthright trip at age 13 and the impact it had on me as a jew and as a human on this planet #how do i talk about my childhood rabbi reaching out the kids i grew up with offering support for those mourning the loss of history #and also those mourning the lives of colonizers (who ultimately are jews seeking a safe space after hardship at the great expense of others #my fucking guts have been clenched for days i feel like a shell #my mom is more worried about sending my transfem sister to college on her own in the inner city now not bc she's trans but bc she's jewish. #not to mention i always say im 'raised jewish' not actually jewish bc im not! im not jewish ive bever had a conversion. #what fucking right do i have #all i know is my upbringing and my ability as an adult to unpack it. #and how many things that i was taught are WRONG #i didnt get a christian brainwashing a got a zionist brainwashing #anyways all this to say theres always a lot of regard for Palestinian suffering on here as there should be in these situations #but young jews have a fucking weight on them right now like you just would not believe #not that its equal to or greater than the trauma of being palestinian. but just that its not mentioned right now #thats all ive got to say. idk yall are welcome to ask me more about this i just had to spew some of it #might delete #cam talks #if it isnt clear im fully pro palestine and my goal isnt to be any sort of devils advocate here. im just in a very complicated sort of pain #if i posted that email from my middle school rabbi here he would be doxxed and hate crimed. #and you know. i dont like the guy. but the fact that i know thats what would happen tells you a lot.

[bird-likes-to-fandom]

You know, as annoying as Mom Friend' Constance HCs sound, we could very well be living in the worse timeline where the fandom hates her because she 'has a good life but still complains about it'

oh, god. you have a point there

#to be honest. i think those two could very much go hand in hand #when people write mom friend constance (especially in regard to doting on ocean like a nurse specifically) i feel like they're somewhat #erasing her 'complaints'/depression #im not accusing anyone of anything ofc but yk #and again im not saying every single post-canon fic needs to be doom and gloom esp since constance is no longer doom and gloom. but. #she is not canonically a mom friend in the first place. she is a doormat. just because she is nice doesnt mean shes a mom friend #but yeah you're so right #thanks for sending me an ask!!!!!! i was so pleasantly surprized #i never get asks when i haven't asked for them myself so this was super cool!!!! ppl should send me more asks i love them dearly #bird likes to perch on the mailbox #constance blackwood #rtc #ride the cyclone #my friend reuben (@rodethecyclone) made a very good point once about the way so many people pair 'mom friend constance' with #'lillian castillo constance' (a fat woman of color) #and i think about that a lot

[gctchell]

I'm just saying..

Carmilla would take her responsibility as Carmi & Charlie's godmother very, very seriously. Not to mention that Lilith would love the olive branch of inviting Sinners in to be such a vital importance to the Morningstars, and what more perfect choices than the oldest Overlord, Zestial, and one of the most level-headed Overlords in the City, Carmilla, who also happens to be a mother? Both are very logic-oriented folk, sound, civil, who seek to keep Heaven off their damned doorstep.

Carmilla and Zestial really fit in as the quiet Godparents for the Throne. It fits wonderfully actually ksdfkasdf. I love that a lot.

I know Carmilla was hurting with those two when the news broke of the Incident. I know she was there at the Palace the first moment she was able, and Zestial likely in tow. Keeping their distance from the raging and fiery, grieving King, but being informed of Carmi's 'death' by Lilith, who would tell them that all they had left now was Charlotte.

Carmilla being this unwavering presence in Charlie's life, but both not exactly seeing eye-to-eye due to the fact that Carmilla is the holy weapons dealer, but there is probably no doubt in how grounding and helpful she can be, especially after Lilith vanishes, and Carmilla becomes a somewhat regular person in Charlie's life, perhaps?

ugh, I just. UGH. I LOVE THE IDEA A LOT.

#(( L why is your brain so big. )) #(( I LOVE IT. )) #heavenslie. #[ ooc. ] #(( carmilla and zestial being godparents to the throne is just. chef's kiss. ksfkaf. two of THE #biggest badasses with notorious reputations. UGH. UGH!! )) #(( not to mention alastor suddenly re-appearing after seven years of both him and lilith being absent #probably sets off the little bells and whistles in their heads. #both just kind of side-eyeing one another. brain-to-brain communication. )) #(( I bet this is probably secret info too. Carmilla lying to Vaggie at point blank telling her that the Princess's affairs #are not of her interests at all when she was quietly gearing up to send mercs to help defend the Hotel maybe. idk. )) #(( secret for a few reasons - one being to keep Carmilla's daughters safe. it being public info that she aligns with the throne #at least in this regard #could welcome Very dangerous enemies. don't want that. ))

[takumishu]

In my mind, Morgan and Dahlia had the absolute shittiest mother-daughter heart to heart during that period where they were planning murder together, and both came out of it worse emotionally than they'd started off

#send post #Sort of a Shiv-Caroline Chiantishire situation except in prison #Still figuring out a dynamic for them but all you need to know now is that Morgan has mastered levels of guilt-tripping you've never even #heard of while Dahlia is all ''whatever I am a twisted cycle path and I don't need and have never needed love'' but it's tearing her up #There's no place to direct these intense feelings she still has regarding her mother especially while in front of her #because she has 0 outlet or relief for them and she refuses to play weak

[titsthedamnseason]

now listen this might be wrong to say as a fan but i need taylor swift to get less popular before the next era. we need to find a way to weed out these trend followers

#to clarify i’ve NEVER been a hater of ‘new swifties’ the way some people are #like as a fan i WANT to see her getting more support and from the fan perspective i love the feeling of finding a new obsession #so in theory it should be a win win for everybody #but these people are all FAKE. like i’m not even really worried about them sticking around because i KNOW they won’t #which is sad on a different note because we know how much taylor cares about numbers measuring her success #and when these people leave her in the dust as they surely will there’s just no way the demand for her is going to stay this high #it’s like how she thought lover was her last chance to remain successful in beating her previous numbers #but like that actually might be true this time #please don’t send me hate. i hope this isn’t true and in the same breath i wish taylor didn’t put so much pressure on herself in this regard #but i do think the majority of this new fans are fair whether friends that are just piggy backing off the hype #so i cant imagine these numbers staying consistent for years and years #but then again she’ll be gaining new fans that are TRUE along the way so hopefully i’m not right #but still hopefully i’m a little right so getting tickets to next tour is nothing and i mean NOTHING like this

[velcryons]

aegon iii 🤝alyssa put that dragon back where it came from or so help me

#ooc ; #headcanons ; #c; alyssa #she's just far less forceful with regards to it mostly because at the time dragons were still a big deal for house targaryen #it wasn't technically HER house she just married into it so she couldn't demand her children send their dragons away either #that would probably hurt the relationship she had with rhaena even more and further the initial strain she had with jaehaerys anyway #but boy howdy did she want to!

[wakanai]

Red Flag Reblog Game (?) but also a rant lol.

in honour of 'cutting off' a friend I didn't like (not really cutting off but more like. being honest about how I feel and both of us mutually deciding to not be as close as before as a result),

let me make a list of my red flags.

Because this is the second time I've cut off a friend like this 😭

Okay here we go...

🚩 Gets drained easily. High need of alone time.

🚩 Seen zones and late replies. Does not like people who can't understand my seen zones and late replies even after I've explained to them this habit before hand.

🚩 Deletes messages. I delete messages and then send a new message when I feel like the OG message could have been better phrased. I delete messages randomly sometimes for other reasons too.

🚩 Does not like clingy people who need to talk to me or be with me 24/7. This friend I 'cut off' (ughh cut off isn't rlly the right word. maybe, 'demoted friendship'? IDK 😭. Yeah lets just call it DS).

This friend I DSed once followed me w the intentions of dropping me to my driver. I told her, "I feel like being alone right now."

She said "No." and continued following me so I ended up talking to her. It was a good convo but I didn't like that she didn't take me seriously.

Next day, she tried to follow me again but I said "No I'm serious" sternly and started walking fast away from her

🚩 Acts light hearted during confrontations. When I confront someone abt something they did that bothers me, I say it in a light tone as to not 'hurt' them too much. This leads to them sometimes not taking me seriously.

🚩 Good at pretending that everything's fine. In 2 of my friendships, I have ignored their grieviances against me until the point it piled up, I had harbored too much hidden dislike against them and the next time I confronted them abt it, it was when I was already cutting them off.

Both friendships were shocked and did not expect that I had harbored things against them

🚩 Sensitive. (not really a red flag but you know, the thing w my friend I just DSed - - she said she just had satirical humour. She told me (not actual words) , 'I told you many times not to take my words at face value. If you haven't learned that, then clearly you aren't learning.'

In truth, I did not find her 'humour' funny and I found the things she said to me while we were still friends extremely discouraging 😭

🚩 Does not say everything that's on my mind at times.

🚩 Not pushy. In some situations - you NEED to be pushy. I am bad at being pushy but every day is progress ig

🚩 Might be socially awkward <<sometimes>>

🚩 can be rough w friends sometimes. <<sometimes>> (never with ill intentions though!! I don't do it to hurt them, it's just my hands are kind of heavy ig 😭)

🚩 Not confident in self.

🚩 Does not talk much about myself.

🚩 procrastinator

🚩 Dense. Dense. Dense. Dense. Do not give me 'hints' about how you feel. I might not interpret them properly.

🚩 People get attached to me because I listen to them. In fact, I LIKE listening to them. If they're my friend, I comfort them and am there for them.

It's when they start hurting me that I start hating them.

As mentioned above, I have a tendency to tolerate A LOT before deciding I don't like them as my friend.

Since I tolerate a lot, and act normal,

They usually get caught off guard when I tell them my feelings.

By the time I explain that I dislike them and/or want to 'take a break' or 'cut them off' they get shocked and sad

because they've been sharing intimate things to me and now they're about to lose me.

A lot of times I'm the 'listener' friend or 'the therapist' friend.

If I had to put it in words, sometimes I'm a machine that absorbs the rants and troubles of other people and gives them comfort. I use the word 'machine' because to SOME people (some not all) - I feel like a tool that they use when they need to express their emotions. Just a tool. Nothing more. They don't treat me well.

When I dislike the person, that machine runs out of battery and suddenly dies. But while it's still alive, this machine may not give a sign that it's running out of battery.

So the person continues hurting it and using it. And it suddenly dies on the person.

So the person is left feeling sad, confused, angry, and maybe regretful..but they probably understand. because the machine gives them an explanation.

If they don't understand, not my problem 😭

Yeah I think that's all my red flags. IDK.

Another thing

I guess it would be interesting and fun to see other people reblog this with their own red flags. So if u want to, feel free. feel free to rant ur experiences as well ig.

#random #I prob have more red flags but if i realize them ig ill just edit this post #But regarding those two friendships #I actually don't regret them #I feel glad im free of them #I deserve better 🤭🤭 #First friendship was definitely toxic. NO NO NOOO INTENTIONS of going back to that person #Second friendship was more sad #Cause she explained that i just didnt get her humor #and she was a green flag plenty of times #but ehhhhhh #as i think abt it i actually dont regret losing her either #as sad as it is i didnt feel comfortable around her and she discouraged me lots of times. We also didnt click a lot. #if she takes time to reflect on the things i told her she'll understand why i dont like her #friendship #reblog game kinda (only if ppl reblog this) #red flags in friendship #If uve noticed a red flag in me that wasn't mentioned - feel free to send me an ask ig #can't guarantee that ill answer it haha but yeah

[widowshill]

I have beef with Jeff over a lot of things. but chief among those is he had literally one job and one job only and that was to make sure V didn’t die in a public execution on like the most insane charges. who lets their girl get hanged for witchcraft in 1796. 1796!!! how bad of a lawyer do you have to be.

#THREE TIMES. THREE TIMES THEY HANGED HER AND SHE DIED FOR REAL IN ONE OF THEM! #and he was zero help at all when barnabas came back in time to save her. because even barnabas is a better love interest than jeffrey. #and that’s really really saying something #like. and you’re telling me she still regards him as her hero? #oh my darling defender who saw to it I was thrice executed by the state 💘 he really sends me #➤ ooc. ┊ she’s nauseous，she’s hysterical，and she’s exhausted.