#sharkest

[sharkest-sharks]

Tiger shark!

this fellas fuckin eat. they so very fuckin eat

they are the only sharks that are shaped like that (s q u o r e) and it makes them look even more like sea puppies

they have weird mouths AND weird stomachs (they can. they can take it out)

so we've got a fucking weird fella who will eat anything. literally. sounds so shark to me

9/10 such a sharky shark

#sharkest #sharks #tiger shark #marine life #ocean creatures #tiger shark tuesday

[genderqueerpond]

#polls #prompted because i keep forgetting when there are images/sexyman bracket #like. i didnt know if we were voting for sexiest shark or best shark i just blacked out and voted #then it turned out the vote was for SHARKEST shark #but it doesn’t really matter because ofc these are all the same

[tt-squid]

WOBBEGONG PROPOGANDA!!!

just look at them you know you want them to win :D!

#sharkest shark poll

[tobyfoxsongtournament]

I've decided to jump on the bandwagon of tournament polls and am pitting Every Single Toby Fox song up against each other. Some of the blogs that inspired me to make this tournament are: @sharkest-sharks @aroaceswagcompetition @powerpolyculeshowdown @aminoacid-swag-tournament and @autismswagsummit among others.

I'm gonna be honest, this is going to take a very long time, and I've already spent like a week compiling the songs into a spreadsheet with 580 songs in total. In order to mitigate the workload for me, I will be posting no more than 8 polls a day.

I have an FAQ now!

At some point I'll post a complete list of songs and matchups but it's gonna take a bit to put together.

Propaganda is absolutely allowed I want to hear your opinions.

May the best song win!

#housekeeping

[apprenticesofdeweyhigh]

Christmas-Time, Present-Time!

Today I share a very special special:

I invited Flintheart Glomgold to take the seat of the principal of "Dewey High"! Applause!

Flintheart Glomgold became popular by his genious ideas to ruin Scrooge McDuck, inspiring beagle boys all around the world. Within his own company "Glomgold Industries" he shares his creative ideas staying faithfull to his companies slogan "We not have the sharpest ideas, we have the sharkest! Mutch bätter" (yes, the last part is still included in the slogan).

Glomgold was first in his class from first to third grade by writing his own school certificates. Then he had to leave school after spinning off his first start-up "Little sharkies" in the basement, leading to early retirement of the janitor. However, at this time point his home-town anyway was no longer sufficient to take the enourmous aura of his innocent soul and the rising star immediateley decided that the time has come to conquer the world becoming the richest duck in the world, fullfilling his destiny.

While still being on the invitation list for Dewey-Tonight (but being bumped last-minute), he today shares his tipps to you young students by presenting two key notes for success in exam-situations.

In the name of "Dewey-High" he and I wish you a nice Christmas! I forward now the keyboard now to our special guest:

C$%RSE YOU MC DUCK!!!!!&%%$$$%*#1C§$!$!SSSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE RI

okay, thanks for sharing your thoughts. To you all a nice and peacefull christmas!

#christmas #college exams #flintheart glomgold #ducktales #meme

[thatonebylershipper]

did you know that there is a tumblr account called @sharkest-sharks and they infodump and talk about sharks and it's TOTALLY YOUR COMMUNITY

BRO OMG I KNOW IVE BEEN FOLLOWING THEM LIKE INSCE I GOT TUMBLR I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HSJKFBFKJBSFHSBFJ

[st0lazz]

SHARK BLOG

SO MANY SHARKS

sharkest-sharks.tumblr.com

SHARK BLOG!!

[firefighter-piggy-cookiejar]

Hey this is sharkest-sharks

Just wanted to let you know i replied to your ask explaining you meant it as a joke. Sorry again if you felt it was directed at you. Your ask just got caught around another really mean ones about other sharks so I did assume yours was meant like that too

Sorry about it, really. Hope you have a good day too

@sharkest-sharks I totally understand and it really sucks people are sending you actual hateful stuff about sharks.

At the end of the day they’re just animals that are already vastly misunderstood.

Also I understand how it could have come across as not so lighthearted. It’s hard to catch tones over the internet and I think I forgot tone indicators there.

#Shit happens #also if anybody says anything yes I’m a shark person so sue me

[ceyarma]

Sharkest Desire

[bakusandwich]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRI-SHARK!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SHARKEST BOI

art from- Smol-Ghost2019 (Found on google, Correct me if im wrong)

#Birthday Boy #happy birthday #Happy birthday kirishima

[franeridan]

I meant panels lol I guess the answer is all of them are the best, though.

Let it be known this was the hardest thing I’ve ever been asked to do ever (also I could only manage to get to a top 15 going lower is impossible he’s too beautiful and I’m weak)

15 

Bright!!! Happy!!!! Holding his boyfriend’s hand!!!!!! Finally smiling after chapters of only frowning!!! I’m p sure this panel will make me emo forever

14

He pouts!! been spending too much time with Bakugou, 10/10 please keep it up I love you

13

He’s confused but ready to listen!!! He looks extremely young here and I’ll forever love that (bonus Bakugou’s face, I feel like this is a face Kirishima makes a lot during their tutoring sessions lmao)

12

HIS HAIR !!!!! it’s so soft looking, you can see it’s been styled a whole day ago, what a cute beautiful boy 15/10 would pet

11

He’s so intense even his friends can’t deal with it after a while??? But keep doing you boy I support this side of you so hard

10

Laughing in the face of danger!!! Possibly the moment I fell for him - minus points for the lack of sharp teeth but this panel will forever hold a special place in my heart

9

BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN ITSELF look at those eyes!!! Look at those teeth!!! I need sunglasses to look at him but man is it worth it!!!!

8

A determined boy!! He doesn’t know where he’s going but damn it if he isn’t going anyway!! I respect that spirit and also Big Mood 200/10 would have done the same had it been me

7

Have you seen anyone more beautiful ever because I sure as hell haven’t holy shit

6

Sounds good!! What a boy!! He’s small but his confidence makes up for it!!!! Hell yes you can take his Howitzer bring down that whole gym I’ll be here cheering!!!

5

The sort of expressions I like on him the most !!!!!!!!!!! Look at those eyes!!! The little bit of hardening!!! His beautiful teeth!!!! Bakugou’s lighting his spirit up from the inside and I will forever love that

4

If I had to use one single panel to describe Kirishima this one would be it, perfectly encapsulates why he’s one of my top fav boys, but also Kiri please oh my g o d

3

Cocky!!! Gorgeous!!!! That smirk! That stare!!! The framing!!!!!! I’ll never get tired of looking at this panel 10000/10 I get why Bakugou’s into you

2

I’mmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck???? Sharkest shark boy, so intense, ready to slay, I’m 100% all here for that, love the eyes, love the teeth, love the half hardened body and the growl you can just hear from the panel Kirishima Eijirou is a man after my heart

1

Okay seriously this was such a no-brainer for me to pick it’s sort of amazing, this is easily my favorite Kirishima moment in the whole manga - he’s so scared he was petrified a second before, he’s been broken and he was bleeding and somewhere he’s sure he’s gonna die and yet there he is! Standing!! Protecting a pro hero!! And he breaks and he builds himself up again and he doesn’t back down till the very end even if he’s scared shitless and I’m still so damn emo over this scene like holy fuck I’m in love with Kirishima Eijirou with my whole heart and soul - the fact that he’s got Unbreakable on is also a nice plus *thumbs up*

also special mention to these I couldn’t just scrap them 

#replies #long post #in case the read more doesn't show on mobile #HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEAL #G O D S #I LOVE YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL SHARK BOY #anonymous

[sharkest-sharks]

Basking shark!!

he is quite sharky.

he looks fucking terrifying but is actually not (unless you’re zooplankton, in which case, how did you get a tumblr sir), which is the most shark trait that i can possibly think of 

10/10 shark. very sharky.

Image source

#sharkest #sharks #marine life #basking shark #big boi

[weaselle]

? I dunno, I just had a weird rhythm I was trying to catch

who has it, that black magic,

whose had it up to here and clearly

matches misery to mystery and writes the spelling wierdly--

fear me, true, if what you seek is dearly

held by hellish ghouls and glued to hella fellas near me

‘cause I’m taking that! it’s mine now

I hate the tact of my tao

which led me down the padded path of never knowing why/how;

I wipe cows, ‘cause bullshit

is something that I’m cool wit’,

back up on this bovine crap I usually fool wit’ --

you’ll fit, right inside my sharkest jaw

my genes all fit my actions jack in fact I’ve got the sharpest maw

for proof: I hoof it, no pa[w]use -- night mare --

your broken laws’re right there so flawed / bright glare, to be me is a crime you see, or oh gods I might care

[acephysicskarkat]

SHARKEST SHUNGEON

[petesmediadiary]

December 11th 2019

Podcasts: Nerd Poker -- 3x47 Abyssal Dismissal Hollywood Handbook Pro Version -- 102 Teaser Freezer: 21 Bridges Hey Riddle Riddle -- 73 Sharkest Heart Best Friends with Nicole and Sasheer -- 27 Nicole Is Stronger Than Sasheer The Teacher’s Lounge -- 9x13 Rummagespringa with Braden Wonderful! -- 112 Tidal Brain Force Advice from a Dipshit -- 73 Your Dipshit Holiday Helper TV: Astronomy Club -- 1x05 Watchmen -- 1x08 Castle Rock -- 2x10 Chris Gethard Presents -- 3x05 Monroe Martin III in “System Failure”

#nerd poker #hollywood handbook pro version #hey riddle riddle #best friends #best friends with nicole byer and sasheer zamata #the teachers lounge #wonderful! #advice from a dipshit #astronomy club #Watchmen #castle rock #chris gethard presents #cgpmnn #CGPSystemFailure #cgp #monroe martin

[sharkest-sharks]

sixgill shark!!

take. take a wild guess on why they’re called that. a wild guess

to be fair there is other species that have six (6) gills. but this isn’t about them!! anyways sixgills are adorable. HOW do they do that seriously. when people say sharks are like ocean puppies they mean her ↓

and excuse me but. bluntnose sixgill shark? bigeyed sixgill shark? those names are hilarious i love them and everyone else should too

9/10 shark, please let me pet you please please p

#sharkest #sharks #sixgill shark #marine life #ocean creatures #they get two pictures because i couldn't decide ok