#shark thoughs

[goth-blahaj-advocate]

this is my child Herb everyone say hi to herb

i have many children but this one is herb

#BLÅHAJ #sharks are cool #shark thoughs #shitpost #my child <3

[wizard-legs]

I hate Justin McElroy for validating my lifelong fear of invisible ocean creatures in my pool with the ‘glass shark’ bit, because now every time I am in ANY body of water I have to act like I’m not afraid of Glass Shark so it can’t smell my very real fear

#BTW public service announcement I like REAL sharks. glass Shark is my arch nemesis though #my art #my comics #illustration #art #mbmbam #justin mcelroy #comics #comics on tumblr #comic artist #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #summer #swimming pool #sharks #digital sketchbook #my brother my brother and me #mcelroy brothers #mcelroys

[sharkgirldick]

I'm not even trying to get you pregnant, this is a friendship creampie.

#text post #shark thoughts #feeding frenzy #the next one though... i dunno. you're looking pretty good today.

[onejellyfishplease]

I wanted to do something for mermay, so here are my designs for some merturtles!

Leo is a Leafy seadragon,

Donnie is a Vampire squid

Mikey is a Epaulette shark

And Raph is a Scorpionfish!

Also heres a bonus drawing of a young April holding her little aquatic friends (dont worry they can breathe air just fine)

#Donnie can and will stare into your soul #Mikey is the only one who can really get around on land all that well #The rest are absolutely terrible #i fucking live epaulette sharks #theyre just so cool #dont look too hard at Donnies biology #....just dont #trust me #donnie has so much envy for octopi #they can use all theyre arms for manipulation while he can only ise two #despite having more arms than them! #its a tragedy #Leo is the camouflage master when hes around plants #except when he dyes some of the leafy tips bright colours #cause hes an idiot #Raph is poisonous #(not deadly though dw) #but he has conscious control over it #just dont startle him! #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt april #mermay

[faeriekit]

Snow Day

SO IT TURNS OUT @tourettesdog also had a far-frozen based Phic Phight prompt so here's a sister fic of Snowdrift Sanctuary from yesterday okay please and thank you

Tundra peeked around the pillar of ice. Again.

The human was still there.

…Tundra peeked left. Tundra peeked right. No one else had seen them yet.

The human, in a big coat and big boots was squatting in the snow, drawing shapes Tundra couldn’t make out with their finger.

Tundra’s tail wagged. Well. He didn’t have a very long tail, so he mostly butt-wiggled. There’d never been a human at the Far Frozen before!! Tundra had heard of humans — he’d seen depictions and heard stories, sure. But now a human was here. And they lived here.

That was so cool.

So, maybe Tundra wanted to say hi! So what? Mama had said that he should be nice to the human, since they needed help and shelter that the Chief would provide, but they were also new and interesting and they hardly ever had anyone stay with them who wasn’t a yeti ever!! Maybe they’d let Tundra play with them while they were here?

So Tundra got down on his haunches. He crawled over the snowbank, wriggling as he went, taking advantage of his coat that blended into the terrain.

The human didn’t see him at all.

Tundra bared his teeth in a play grin, eyes squinting, tongue caught between his teeth. The human was so close. He crouched down as far as he could. He waited until the human wasn’t looking.

Tundra pounced.

And then there was a flash of green burning through the air, hot and bright and loud. Tundra startled.

He landed in the snow, dazed and off-balance. He could feel a hot spot in his fur—putting his paw to it, Tundra could feel where his fur was burnt to singed ends, the tips of each hair bulbous with char.

There was a steaming hole in the snow behind him.

…Oh.

“HOLY SH—are you okay?? Did I hurt you?? I’m sorry!!” someone shouted. Someone gently turned Tundra’s head, careful not to move him too harshly or too quickly. “Is your head okay? Are you bleeding? Is—“

“…Cool.” Tundra muttered, eyes still stuck to the hole in the snow. That was so strong. Even Avalanche wasn’t that strong, and she beat everyone in the tournament last season. No wonder the chief was in charge of the human ghost, even if there were lots of adults willing to help.  

“Sorry, I’m so sorry,” the human apologized again, hands on their flat, pink face. Huh. Their hair was white now. When did that happen? “Usually when ghosts sneak up on me, they’re, uh… they’re not usually playing.”

Tundra looked at the human’s flat face and frowned. They got attacked? For real, and not for playing? “That’s mean. I hope you got them.”

The human made a strangled noise. Super weird! “Yeah…yeah. I did.”

“Good,” Tundra decided, back straightening straight up. The human was about as tall as he was, but humans were smaller in general. They were probably older. “If anyone attacks you now, you should get the Chief to eat them, and then they won’t attack you anymore.”

The human made another choked noise. Tundra assumed it was a laugh. He grinned back, pleased with the response, and wriggled back upright. “I’m Tundra! Mama says that you’re older than me even though we’re just as tall as each other! Are you a boy human, or a girl human? Or neither? Or both?!”

“…I’m a boy,” the human said, voice weak. Tundra peered in close at him, trying to see if he’d been injured too, but no; he looked fine, and he got his black hair back too.

“Cool,” said Tunda. “So am I. Arctic is too, but he’s big already, so he doesn’t want to play all the time. Do you like hunting?”

“I’ve…never hunted before.”

Not ever? Tundra gasped. “We can play chase, then, and then the chief can teach you how to hunt! And then we can hunt together!” Tundra scrambled to his feet, excited. “Do you want to stalk Avalanche with me?! She always throws me off, and then we can wrestle!”

The human hesitated.

“Or,” Tundra amended, because the human was still kind of small, “You can watch me stalk Avalanche, and watch us wrestle, and then I can teach you to stalk the chief so that you can wrestle with someone you know is safe.”

The human snorted, the fur cuff from his sleeve hiding his face. “I don’t know…isn’t he busy? You know, being the chief and all…””

“You’re supposed to wrestle your parents,” Tundra assured him, chest fur puffing up with pride. “I used to chew on Mama’s ears all the time when I was a cub. Now Avalanche and Arctic and everyone else can wrestle with me because they’re big enough to know how to stop playing before they squash me flat.”

The human laughed, openly and brightly, and it sounded nice.

Tundra stood so that could he could launch himself back towards the settled part of their little patch of the Infinite Realms. “Come on!!” he shouted, more than eager to play. “Last one there doesn’t get any fish eyes!”

There was a moment of silence—and then they were both rolling in the snow, the human having decided to launch into him!! This was great!! Tundra whooped, feigning bites and wriggling while the human pushed him further into the depths of the snow. The human’s grin was kind of wide and weird without a muzzle, but that wasn’t his fault, and he was having fun!! And so was Tundra!!

And the human-ghost could fly, and Tundra couldn’t, so chasing after him was super fun. They made it all the way back to the settlement in no time flat, dodging other kith and kin—

And running into Mama and Chief Advisor Pritla on accident was worth how much trouble he got into later.

Whoops!

#phic phight 2024 #phic phight #faer fic #danny phantom #far frozen #I needed a yeti to look down at Danny and be like 'this is a best friend' and I needed Danny to look up and go 'this is...legit a baby' #no frostbite this time though check the previous instead #whoah did you know danny phantom was trending today you guys no way /j #no I am still not over the greenland shark nor fish eyes together we can COME TOGETHER AND APPRECIATE CULTURE SPECIFIC DELICACIES #HOLD MY HAND. WE WILL FIND WORLD PEACE. TOGETHER

[suburbanbonfire]

SINK OR SWIM (prints here)

also some progress shots under the cut bc I took a couple!

the amaaaazing concept sketch done in like 2 mins

initial color blocking! i had no idea how i was gonna do the tentacles here and took a break

each individual element (ice, shark, kraken) are fully rendered, but I still had to make the water feel like, y'know, water. things really started clicking when i made part of the shark not covered by water and added the ripples, because it really helped sell the illusion that there was depth to the piece and it wasn't all on one layer.

#MADE THIS ONE IN 24 HOURS FUCK YEAH #the ice was so indescribably fun #the tentacles so horribly hard #this was a learning process! #a nice break from drawing faces though #seattle kraken #kraken #san jose sharks #sharks #nhl #hockey art #my art #art

[buggachat]

sometimes the haze lifts from my brain and i see clearly and objectively and i am forcibly reminded that adrien just has a fucking huge ass caution sign on his bedroom door w a bear on it. (and a shark for his bathroom)

literally why. adrien? why

#why. WHY. WHY??? ADRIEN??? WHY??? #a lot of adrien's bedroom i feel is easily chalked up to ''gabriel and emilie gave him generic Teenage Boy enrichment like a zoo animal so #he'd stop complaining about being lonely/bored'' but like #the caution signs are completely lost on me #who is the bear. adrien are you the bear? is your family the bears? do you just really like bears? did emilie and gabriel think teenagers #just really like bears so gave him some bear signs to compensate? #gotta say though the ''CAUTION SHARKS'' sign on his bathroom is actually comedic gold. i give that one a pass

[ganondoodle]

glanced at our local newspaper, literally on the cover page a piece about a thing honoring the israel victims, right under it a bigger piece calling the pro palestine protests in berlin "disgusting displays of terrorist worshippers" and the author "wishing for a quick victory of israel over the terrorists" my parents dont use social media, my dad can barely use a modern TV, newspaper, radio and TV are the only thing they get their info from and this is what they read every day

hell world

#ganondoodles talks #free palestine #i cant even blame them for having a totally wrong view of everything #though they dont want to talk #i mentioned my disgust at that newspaper article and he silently stormed off to bring me a nice article about sharks #... #talking has never been easy in this family #i doubt i can get them to agree to listen to me

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

What if there was a sandbox video game that had sharks in it, and when you kill too many sharks it starts affecting the ocean ecosystems in the game in a negative way that harms the player. And everything goes back to normal only when there’s enough sharks again and you leave them alone. What then huh

#i was thinking about how mojang said they didnt want to add sharks into minecraft for stupid reasons #even though they couldve made neutral or passive sharks #they arent forced to follow the trends of the media. they couldve had friendly sharks. hey have skeletons and zombies for fucks sake #shark #sharks

[kenneduck]

Sidlink BOTW AU where Sidon WANTS to fancy Link, but thinks Link will only like a Hylian, so Sidon tries to act Hylian around Link... except Sidon doesn't know much about Hylians.

Sidon just squatting and trying to act shorter around Link. Attempting to hide his sharp toothy grin and stop his tail from wagging. He's starting fires when trying to cook Hylian meals. Sidon putting on pants... incorrectly. It's really weird. Everyone in the domain is thinking the Prince is having a midlife crisis.

Sidon IS having a crisis, but it's a gay panic one.

But unbeknownst to Sidon, Link has fallen for these Zora quips. The smile Sidon flashes makes Link lose his train of thought... the way Sidon's tail wags makes Link flustered. When Sidon shook Link's hand with his two smothering strong ones, Link felt dizzy. Link is missing these quirks Sidon would show, so Link is determined to see them again!

When Link and Sidon are alone in Zora's Domain, Link purposely tells a funny story to the Prince. One he KNOWS will get him to laugh. But when Sidon turns his face from Link to "keep cool", Link gets frustrated. He grabs onto the fishy prince's face, asking him WHY Sidon is acting so differently. Sidon tries to deflect such a notion, but Link calls Sidon out on all the weird things he's been noticing... especially the pants.

Sidon cracks under the gaze of this Hylian! Link not only sees right through Sidon's changes, but Link seems to DISLIKE them, too! Sidon is embarrassed, and he deflates from the realization that Link doesn't like the prince. Sidon refuses to look at Link as he tells Link half the truth, that he wanted to be Link's... FRIEND. That he thought Link wouldn't want to be with... well FRIENDS with... a Zora. Link pauses, as he KNOWS that Sidon knows about he and Mipha's friendship, so something STILL feels off. It isn't until he notices Sidon's blushing that he understands what is truly being said.

After Link makes sure Sidon looks into his eyes, Link reassures Sidon that the things he likes about Sidon are what are truly him. His heroic grin, his playful tail wags. His champion-like swimming abilities. That Link enjoys Sidon. That he wants to SEE Sidon... all of him. Quickly, though, after Sidon lets out a flustered wheeze, Link realizes how his words came across, stating he just meant for Sidon to take off the pants! Sidon wheezes louder. Link gets more embarrassed and tries to explain he just meant Zora don't wear pants, so he'd want to see Sidon without-

It's great. They're great. They're trying.

It takes a bit more time after this convo, cause clearly the two are terrible with communication, but they reveal their romantic interests.

And they burn that infamous pair of pants.

#sidlink #sidlink hc #sidlink headcannon #I had my morning coffee I'm sorry #I just imagined insecure Sidon #and how silly it would look to have Sidon acting Hylian #even though he is a literal shark #with a dump truck #like where did he get the pants #also I know damn well Sidon would still try to hide his smile a few times after this. Cause of habit #but Link would catch his face before he hides the smile #so he can kiss his toothy grin #making Sidon wag his tail so hard it smacks Link #and Muzu thinks that the black eye Link has means they fought #and Muzu is happy #and tells Dorephan the “good” news #but Muzu doesn't realize they're hella gay #Muzu is a hater #muzu only supports gay wrongs and not gay rights

[neosatsuma]

I love to imagine how exactly John might use Arthur's eyes that's so odd; both the policemen at the lighthouse and the Butcher on the train note something unusual about his gaze. Does John look at things for the "wrong" amounts of time? Move his eyes in unusual patterns? Not move his eyes much at all, using them more like clear windows?

#though I'm also OBSESSED with Shark's take that John uses them pretty 'normally' but in ways that are at odds with Arthur's demeanor #UGH French chef's kiss #Malevolent #Malevolent podcast

[some-pers0n]

I think it's a rule for every WoF fan that if you stick around for more than a year you have to fixate on one or more random characters nobody else really cares about

#It's also with Asha and Mangrove and Shark and Chameleon btw #Right now I'm on my old murder man arc though #wof #wings of fire #wof memes #albatross wof #sp-rambles

[caffeiiine]

fun fact of the day!

sharks sometimes form cuddle piles!

#aaaand they are back #your girl got sleep #your girl did not dream #but she did get sleep #sodaramblestoomuch #the first sharks are nurse sharks and the otehr two are white tipped reef sharks i think #ik the first one is of nurse sharks #might be wrong on the specific species for the white tipped ones though #ik theyre white tipped #i think theyre reef sharks #update #googled it #i was right #theyre white tipped reef sharks #sharks #shark

[sharkgirldick]

It's incredibly funny that I've technically never been with a cis woman.

#text post #shark thoughts #only technically though #me and my ex were both cis when we dated. neither of us are now. #even still I was a fundamentally different person then.

[delphina2k]

Important work in the blahaj box.

#sharks #shark friend shenanigans #blahaj #atlantis ikea is run by swedish fish #they still got meatballs though that's the important part

[mamawasatesttube]

fandom and all its """kon resents clark""" this and """clark is mean to/mistrusts kon""" that. actually, kon canonically goes to clark to bitch about his rogues gallery:

"Superboy's told me all about this guy."

(adventures of superman #533)

can you imagine? he just calls up superman to talk shit about scavenger (and presumably others too!!). i just know he's lounging midair in the most ridiculous poses while slurping up a milkshake he made clark buy him and spouting ridiculous teen slang that clark has to make several mental notes to look up later. this is the mark of a truly beautiful family bond and i, for one, would like to see more of it.

#rimi's comic liveblogging #Let Kon Talk Shit Again 2k24 #when i complain about bendis destroying the kon & clark bond this is what i mean 😔 idek what's going on in current dc though i gave up tbh #but THIS. this is the good kush!!!! #iirc this is before kon knows clark's secret id but after he finds out i just know he shows up in the clois apartment like #UGH YOU GUYS. KING SHARK ATE MY HOT DOGS!!!!!!! he also tried to kill me and 5 other people but like BRO!! DUDE!!! #that was MY lunch you overgrown fish freak!!! hell-llooo? didn't you see the S- shield lunch box??? #or is your brain as smooth as your skin!!! huh???? #clark: actually sharks have quite rough-- #kon: no they're smooth. #clark: i. don't think that's true son. but alright #i just. clenches fist. i love the superfam a really normal amount #kon #clark