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bloomingforerza · 1 year

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Not me also having Dimitri brainrot 👀

A request for my boy to TAKE A NAP and maybe we all also overwork ourselves too so he'll only rest if reader does and we fall asleep leaning against each other.

notes from booom: PLEASE he is taking over everything. i went shopping for my birthday outfit yesterday and purchased a ‘d’ initial anklet 😭 anyways, sorry this took me so long to put out. its my first time writing for fire emblem so i did my best 🥺 enjoy!

tags: none! just fluff ;)

Yesterday’s mission was super hard, it left everyone exhausted. All you wanted to do was sleep, but the work of a professor is never finished. Speaking to your students, other professors, and even Rhea and Seteth take up a lot of time aside from teaching. Doing paperwork usually keeps you up late most nights, but you always try to take the time to rest after missions.

You weren’t always the only one that got caught up with paperwork. Late nights walking around the monastery, you always end up finding Dimitri with his lights on, doing paperwork of his own or studying to perfect his techniques. He always says it’s because he wants to do better, be better. You didn’t understand the full grasp of that until he told you how him and Felix fell out.

Sundays were nice rest days after missions, but today couldn’t be avoided. You had work to do around the monastery. Seteth asked you to ask around for information about someone he deemed suspicious, and that meant speaking to more people than you really wanted to.

Walking past the training grounds, you heard someone practicing in there. Walking in to try and find out information from whoever it was, you were surprised to see the man who’d taken your heart without knowing it. You knew he probably didn’t know anything, but what’s troubling is you can’t recall him sleeping last night. In fact, it doesn’t seem like he’s slept much recently at all.

He didn’t even hear the doors of the training grounds open, too busy focused on practicing his technique. “Dimitri.” You called out to him, only to get no response. You carefully walked up behind him, quickly ducking when his lance swung around him before he even knew you were there.

“Oh! (Y/n), what are you doing in here? I could have hurt you just now. Are you alright?” His confusion turned to concern when he made the realization that you almost got impaled by his lance.

“I’m perfectly fine. What I came to ask you, was have you slept?” You asked accusingly, knowing full well that he’d not rested since the mission.

“I’m fine.” He states. “You haven’t rested either, from what I can recall.” He turns around and goes back to training, to which you frown.

“Dima.” You’re firm this time. You place your hand on his shoulder, almost begging him to rest. “Please, please rest. You need to.”

“Only if you will.” He stops in his tracks, turning back to you. You were the only ones on the training grounds, so you went to the wall and sat in the shade, patting the spot next to you, not letting up.

Your plan of action would be to make him sit down, and hopefully take a nap. Once he fell asleep, you could get back to work. But once you sat down, your exhaustion seemed to hit you all at once.

As your prince sits beside you, you leaned your head on his shoulder. He smiled down at you, placing a soft kiss onto your forehead, before resting his on top of yours. Quite too soon after you leaned on each other, the feeling of sleep quickly overcame you both without realizing it.

Almost too soon, a few hours later, Sylvain and Felix opened the doors to the training grounds with the intention of training together, only to find the two of you sleeping together. “Should we wake them up? Dinner is in a few hours, they must have missed lunch time.” Felix asks, but Sylvain is already on the move.

“Wakey wakey love birds!” He yells a little too loud, and you groan out of sleep. The movement of your head woke Dimitri as well, and when you found the two of them standing in front of you, you turned your face into Dimitri’s shoulder with a blush.

“What time is it?” Dimitri groans, and Felix makes a sound of disapproval at him.

“Almost evening,” Sylvain smirks at you, and you can’t help but groan again in embarrassment. But you at least got Dimitri to sleep, even if it meant jeopardizing your duties as a professor. You grabbed his hand, standing up with him. He smiles at you, but doesn’t let go as you leave.

“What was that?” Felix is puzzled after you both leave.

“Two busy lovers taking a nap together.” He smiles. “Let’s get training.”

#dimitri blaiddyd x reader #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #fire emblem x reader #fire emblem headcanons #request

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beantothemax · 7 months

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My brain after thinking only about Osvald and Seteth and berserk (mostly Osvald) all day

I've got depressed male brainrot and my brain is turning into a bag of raisins 💔

the guy from berserk’s name is berserk? huh.

#asks #pie-knight

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overheaven · 9 months

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ok i’ve decided to take a break from my blue lions run to actually finish ashen wolves, so i can recruit all of them and then i can S support either balthus or yuri (blockhead jock gambler is exactly my type already but i do find the t4t appeal of girl-who-is-a-boy byleth x boy-who-is-a-girl yuri VERY appealing after playing the side story a little more). idk if they have paired endings with anyone else but whichever one i don’t take, i’ll try to put him with someone else cause i like them both. i like all of the ashen wolves tbh they’re such little weirdos.

anyways i’ll be pairing dedue + ashe, sylvain + mercedes and dimitri + felix! i’ve done the sylvix paired ending in my golden deer run & the dimilix brainrot is strong after 3hopes so we’re switching it up a bit this time. sylvain/mercedes (do they have a portmanteau ship name?) also had GREAT supports in 3hopes and now i can’t stop thinking about them….

i’m trying to recruit bernie right now, probably also raphael. the professors too. maybe marianne, hilda, lysithea?? because i just think they’re neat. idk what other paired endings i wanna try to get! maybe i’ll try to get dorothea + manuela together. idk what i’m gonna do with seteth & flayn, it’s hard for me to think of splitting them up T_T i need to figure out who annette is going to go with too…

i’m also gunning for different classes for some of the units i really like! i’ve done mortal savant felix so i think i’m gonna try him as trickster? i wanna do something different with mercedes too… hmmmm…

#pangs talks #fe3h #i’m riding passenger on a 3 hour road trip that has become a 5 hour one due to traffic #so you all get to listen to me talking to myself

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imaginethreehouses · 2 years

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seteth brainrot simply incoming 🤣 i hope hes in the demo. i want to see my husband. it's my right after 48+ hours of no sleep (seriously i don't know what's wrong but i just can't make it happen even though i had nothing to do all day? brain whats wrong!)

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glowingbadger · 3 years

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It is the S/O’s first time and she has to deal with, as you call it, Seteth’s “foot long Dragon cock”? That one text post where you wrote that still has me rolling

/cracks knuckles/ FAIR WARNING folks, we're going full Size Queen today and I am not about to apologize for it.

And like idk if this is even good I just went into a fugue state and got carried away and here we are xD

Seteth (FE3H) x Reader's first time

NSFW 18+

Seteth had been absolutely meticulous about your pleasure. If your sense of time weren't so thoroughly scattered by now, you'd guess he'd easily spent an hour worshiping your every curve, seeking out your every precious sweet spot. You'd felt stray locks of emerald hair tickling the flesh of your chest and stomach, the harsher graze of his beard along your inner thigh, the long, luxurious warmth of his tongue pulsing at your cunt. All the while, large, strong hands explored and adored you with barely restrained hunger. And Goddess, you longed to see that restraint crack. To see what lied beneath the trappings of Seteth's day-to-day existence of paperwork and reports, stern looks and perfect posture.

Yet as of now, he hasn't even removed his breeches, though you'd been bared and thoroughly pleasured already. He wraps one arm under you as he lies by your side, and his free hand brushes tentative fingers along your soaked lower lips. Your breath hitches in your chest, and you barely manage to focus your eyes enough to meet his.

"Seteth," you say, closer to a moan as a fingertip presses to your entrance, "You... don't have to- to do all of this for me," the words rush out of your lips so you can finish your thought before he pushes into you. Your head tilts to the side, nuzzling against his shoulder, and you force just a few more words out, "What about you...?"

"I am quite content attending to you, Y/N" he says, his voice low and even, even as his finger curls at some wonderful spot, and your body arcs into him. Once he's satisfied with the first, he pushes a second digit into you, thrusting at a deep and steady pace. He varies his movements and angle, slowly opening you up, relaxing your body beneath him and coating his fingers in your juices.

"Please..." you whisper, clinging to his sturdy frame, "I... I want- mmmh-!" You're already close again. His fingers spread apart, stimulating you in a completely new way. When your pleasure-blurred eyes meet his, you can just barely glimpse the restless need behind them. "I want to help you... fell good too... Please, Seteth?"

He exhales heavily, and his fingers ease out from you. You catch your breath as he pauses in silence for a moment, seemingly grappling with some last hesitation. You're still collecting yourself when he gets to his feet to finally discard the last of his clothing, but when your eyes refocus and you glance over at him, your heart skips and your body warms through.

"Oh... I, uh... wow." Your pupils are blown wide as you size him up. Sure, you had never been with a man before- not really, anyway -but you know enough to quickly realize that the pious man before you is near impossibly endowed. His massive cock stands almost entirely erect, yet pulled down just slightly by its own sheer size and weight. Seteth clears his throat, a hand sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck.

"You understand now why I have been so insistent upon preparing you," he says as he moves to join you on the bed once more.

"I suppose so..." you mutter, unable to keep your eyes from wandering his body in a way that any devout believer would consider sinful.

"Men of my kind possess certain... reproductive advantages over humans." he goes on as he positions himself over you. A hand beneath your chin urges you to look him in the eye, "Promise me you will tell me if I hurt you."

You nod. And then, you feel the tip of his manhood, hot as it pushes between your lower lips and against your opening. Seteth's brow is furrowed in focus, his expression so intense he's practically glaring at you, and it's all you can do to keep your eyes on his as he begins to spread you open. In a moment, the bulging head of his cock is nestled inside of you, pushing out against your inner walls as he stays himself for a moment to check on your comfort.

You're already panting softly despite yourself. Your cheeks are flushed a dark crimson, burning almost as hot as the rest of your body. With nothing but unabashed lust in your eyes, you look up at him and whisper,

"Seteth... muh- more, please..."

The holy man utters a low groan and grits his teeth. His head dips down to rest on the pillow beside yours as he sinks deeper and deeper into you.

"Don't... I can't bear it when you plead with me like that."

And for a moment, you think to test that bit of new information; but then he's pushed several inches into you and he's stretching you like nothing you've ever felt before, and it's all you can do to spread your legs just a bit wider for him. Wordlessly, he reaches down and hooks an arm under your knee, drawing your leg further up and opening you up more for him. Before he's even thrust all the way into you, his hips begin to sway just slightly, and you're grateful now that he made sure you were wet enough to take him. Every stroke of his cock sends a jolt of electrifying, stimulating pleasure up your spine.

You wrap your arms around his broad shoulders. His breath is hot, panting softly against the crook of your neck, and now he's bucking into you just a little harder. The muscles of his back are wound so tight, and his moans are shaky, unsteady. He's doing everything in his power to hold himself back for you, and you can tell, but you know it's for the best. Every time he drives deeper into you, you're more full than you ever thought possible. Soon enough, his thrusts do bring a tinge of pain amidst pleasure- yet you don't think for even a moment to ask him to stop.

And it dawns on you that, in some way, you find it intensely thrilling that the Church's Right Hand is fucking you so deep you can't think with a cock that would seem like an exaggeration to speak of. Even the pain is arousing, and you wonder if Seteth would believe you if you told him. For now, you simply cling to him until with one final push, he pauses. His arms have both traveled under the arch of your back to hold you flush against his body, and your legs are wrapped around his hips, and he growls against your chest,

"That's... that's all of it..." he huffs out a deep breath, then raises his head to kiss you so sweetly that you wouldn't think his manhood was stretching you to your limit at that moment. Your eyes are watering just a bit, and he murmurs your name softly.

"Goddess..." is all you manage.

"Language." he replies with surprising levity, and it barely even registers in your mind that Seteth just made a joke- on purpose, at that. But then he's shifting his hips against you once more and your mind is dashed of all but your heart and body's worship of Saint Cichol. He pushes himself up from you just a bit. Just enough to watch your expressions, either out of caution or fascination or both. He begins slow, easing in and out of you until you adjust fully to his size- at least, as well as you possibly could.

Then, his hands are at your hips, holding you firmly in place, and he's bucking into you harder and just a little faster and you can feel his abdomen flex with each tightly controlled motion. He checks in with you at least two or three more times as he edges closer and closer to fucking you in earnest. You're impressed at how coherent you manage to be when you tell him not to stop, that he feels incredible, that you adore him. His head tilts back for a moment, and at long, long last he lets out a true and unabashed moan of pleasure. The sound alone floods your body with new heat, and you feel yourself clench around him, your thighs shaking. You're not certain how long you manage to last after that, but by the time one more electrifying climax has swept through your body, Seteth has lowered himself to hold you close to him once more.

And once he does, his hands grip you more tightly, his fingers digging down your back. You gasp aloud as his entire body shifts forward over you and his hips meet flush with your inner thighs. Every thrust sends a jolt of pain and pleasure up through your core, radiating through your nerves. His voice is low and husky when he frantically says,

"Where-"

"Inside- please, Seteth-!" you don't need to consider this for a moment- it's how you'd always imagined it. Hissing your name through his teeth, his entire length throbs powerfully inside of you, and suddenly the intense heat of his orgasm begins to fill you. You feel the first shot or two, but before long you're so over-full and over-stimulated that you merely allow him to pour out his load into you while you lay beneath him, boneless and panting and utterly giddy.

You're both entirely spent. Seteth exhales as he carefully pulls himself from you, even this one last moment of friction causing you to squirm beneath him. He collapses at your side and rests his head on your chest, a hand lazily tracing loving paths along the curve of your waist. You can feel his cum trailing down your backside, but you're too sore to move and too content to care.

"I... I apologize if I-"

"Hush." you kiss his hair, and he softly laughs, his breath feather light across your skin. "I won't have you apologizing for making me feel that good." you add, your arms cradling him in turn. He smiles and blindly kisses whatever inch of your skin is closest- anything will do if he can show even an ounce of his adoration.

"Then I apologize for underestimating you. You are far too good to me, my love."

#seteth #fire emblem #seteth smut #seteth x reader #fire emblem three houses #fe3h #fire emblem x reader #fire emblem smut #fire emblem fic #seteth brainrot #feh

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absolutehysteria · 3 years

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Thinking about these two dorks and how they've absolutely ruined my life.

I have not known peace since I fell in love with them.

#fe3h #seteth #byleth #setleth #brainrot #cue kylie minogue's can't get you out of my head #edit

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katsucii · 4 years

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just some wips..... because I haven’t managed to finish anything lately lol!!

#setleth #seteth #byleth #f!byleth #fanart #fire emblem #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #wip #what are you supposed to put in these???#seteth brainrot idk man #flayn #cichol #cethleann

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setethsbigbaratitties · 3 years

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you want headcanons?? idk if you mean like. us sending you requests or something but. seteth being a modern suburban dad and Flayn asking for a dog. Seteth does not want a dog but gets one for Flayn anyway and he becomes best friends with it in 2 seconds.

oh i’m fine w either requests or just sharing headcanons!!

ok this is v cute....seteth is that dad who is like this pet is YOUR responsibility and i will NOT be participating in its care but then a week after the dog comes home flayn is sending snaps to all her friends of seteth napping with the dog cuddled up against him

plus he totally wanted to get a nice big dog that could protect her but she ended up going for the dinkiest little dog she could find at the animal shelter. it fits in seteth’s satchel and sometimes he takes it into work and all his students love it

#thank u for this....a perfect and wholesome image.....#seteth #flayn #tater-tot-brainrot

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indigowallbreaker · 3 years

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since the dimivain brainrot is very real:

can i get kiss prompt 9 with dimivain please?

thank you!! :)

(the brianrot is real indeed. here’s hoping this can satiate the rot for now)

9. “War’s End” kiss

Sylvain knew what is was like to have to kill your own sibling. No matter how angry you are with them, no matter what they did-- killing family leaves a hole in your chest where something can no longer be. Even if it wasn’t there to begin with.

That’s why Sylvain lingered just outside the throne room doors. The other Lions were taking care of the remaining Beats lurking though the adjoining castle courtyards. Seteth and the Knights of Seiros had left to search for Lady Rhea. Outside, the rest of the Kingdom army had their hands full securing Enbarr.

Everything was under control-- Sylvain could afford to stand and wait. To worry. To remember facing his own sibling-turned-monster.

The door opened. Sylvain straightened his shoulders and tried to read Dimitri as he and Byleth stepped out. Who did Sylvain need to be right now? Did Dimitri need Joking Sylvain to lighten the mood, or Big Brother Sylvain to throw an arm around his shoulders and get him away from everyone for a moment? Or-- Sylvain thought miserably as he spotted Byleth tugging Dimitri along by the hand-- did he just need Sylvain to leave and spread the news?

He still hadn’t determined an answer when Dimitri stopped before him. “Well?” Sylvain prompted, as if he didn’t recognize that look in Dimitri’s eyes.

“It is done,” Dimitri said. He looked to Byleth, who nodded and let go, walking onward towards their allies. Those nearby took notice and began to cheer. Sylvain watched with some amusement as Felix all but sagged against a nearby wall and Ingrid let out a half hysterical laugh and buried her face in her pegasus’ neck.

“Sylvain.”

He turned back to Dimitri. There was blood on his shoulder, Sylvain realized now, and he had dropped Areadbhar to the floor. “There is something I vowed to do once the war was won,” Dimitri continued. “It hardly seems the time but, if I don’t do it now, I fear I will lose my courage.”

Good. Some solid direction. Sylvain flashed a smile. “Sounds like you better get it done, then. How can I help?”

Dimitri peered at Sylvain through blond bangs. All the cries of celebration around them and yet Dimitri looked at Sylvain with such focus. Determination, even. As if fighting against some instinct.

A gauntleted hand rose to cup Sylvain’s cheek. “You can hold still.” In one swift motion, Dimitri leaned forward and kissed Sylvain.

In all Sylvain’s wildest fantasy, he had never once conceived of this kiss happening outside the Enbarr palace throne room. He felt Dimitri relax as Sylvain kissed back, pressing closer and covering Dimitri’s hand with his own.

Then he took hold of that hand and pulled it off. Sylvain had been greedy enough. “We can’t do this. You can’t do this.”

Dimitri tugged his hand away and tilted Sylvain’s chin up. Distantly, Sylvain wondered if anyone had noticed them yet. Dimitri was right-- now had definitely not been the time for this. The king needed to be seen among the troops and assure everyone the war was indeed over.

Instead, Dimitri’s face softened in observation as if he had all the time in the world to spend with Sylvain. “Why not?” Dimitri asked at last.

“Because--”

First, Sylvain thought of heirs. But no one was more aware of Dimitri’s royalty than Dimitri, so either he had a work around Sylvain didn’t know about or he planned to go into this situation heart first and hope tradition moved with him.

Second, Sylvain thought of Byleth. The two had grown close in a way Sylvain couldn’t quantify. And yet-- Byleth had left at Dimitri’s behest just a moment ago. They weren’t the one with Dimitri’s full attention.

Third, Sylvain thought of the one thing that always got in the way of his happiness.

“Because it’s me,” Sylvain finished. “You know what I’m like. How could you--”

“Yes, I do.” Dimitri was close enough that their noses brushed. “I know you, Sylvain. And I hope to know you for the rest of my life, if that is acceptable.”

Sylvain swallowed. He did know, didn’t he? Few were as well informed on Sylvain as Dimitri. Everything Dimitri had seen from Sylvain over a lifetime of friendship-- and he was still speaking so sweetly, here, at the end of the longest road they had ever walked together.

Now Dimitri brought up his other hand, holding Sylvain’s face carefully, pinky finger skating against Sylvain’s neck. “Whatever you think, I have done what I swore to myself I would do. The next move is yours.”

He brushed his lips to Sylvain’s, slid his hands down to rest briefly on Sylvain’s shoulders, then Dimitri stepped away entirely. Sylvain watched him leave to join with the army still celebrating beyond their corridor. Those people probably needed Energetic Sylvain to rejoice with, or possibly “I have about 2 Heals left” Sylvain.

As soon as Dimitri rounded the corner, Sylvain leaned back against the wall and touched the spot where Dimitri’s hand had been just moments ago. Perhaps there was someone who could handle all sides of Sylvain.

Perhaps there always had been.

(Kiss prompts!)

#sylvain jose gautier #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #sylmitri #dimivain #fire emblem three houses #sylvain fire emblem #dimitri fire emblem #fe3h #kiss prompts #9 is getting capital Egg Exhausting #how many times can we end a war i ask you #but i do like how this turned out #readmores are for paying customers #rainycatto

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lyteupthelyfe · 2 years

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anyway so like CRAZY things have been happening this run

well that’s a bit of a slight exaggeration.

i’ll quickly recap everyone’s classes, since almost everyone is *in* their “final” class; (though side promotions are not out of the question)

(oh, and for placement, we’re about to tackle the petradetta paralogue, right before going into myrddin (ch 16 on SS))

Byleth: Bow Knight (she got into either archer or sniper, i don’t remember which, on a 31% lmaooooo) (she also got into bow knight with the help of downclassing into paladin lol)

Ferdinand: Dark Bishop (the seals were courtesy of dorothea critting with knightkneeler lol) (also i can safely say that poison strike/lifetaker strats are…interesting? to say the least?)

Linhardt: Swordmaster (he has literally been one of my best units, might need to reclass into something that gives him a bit more strength) (he is also somehow a dodgetank)

Caspar: Dancer (help he’s like 2-3 levels higher than everyone else, and that is while he hasn’t participated in a single map for ALMOST TWO IN-GAME MONTHS)

Dorothea: Paladin (she’s…ok? good for finishing off enemies, should probably class her into something that gives more speed and/or defense ;-;)

Petra: War Cleric (she literally only became one of my best units after classing into war cleric. war cleric is the hardest/weirdest class to enter/cert, change my mind) (she is also somehow a dodgetank)

Bernadetta: Great Knight (help i accidentally gave her the +2 mov item and she has 9 movement and pass) (i should probably keep her out of GK tho, since she has a boon in riding and GK requires an A, meaning that like. it’s technically literally against my rules ;-;)

Yuri: Wyvern Lord (girl help he steals everyone’s kills through crits and doubles) (he is also somehow a dodgetank)

Anna: Dark Flier (DF is literally secretly one of anna’s best classes, change my mind) (she is also somehow a dodgetank)

Flayn: Assassin (she’s actually gotten quite good strength + speed in the class. she also has 30 base dex atm, which means that lethality is actually starting to get sometimes relevant!)

Seteth: aiming for Holy Knight, will probably end up there, currently a priest (has nice heals, so there’s…that?)

Catherine: aiming for Falcon Knight, will almost certainly end up there, currently a pegasus knight! (i’ve never actually used her in battle—though she will have a time to shine in Foreign Land and Sky!)

Shamir: aiming for Gremory, *might* get there, currently a mage! (her magic stat leaves a bit to be desired at the moment ;-;)

Cyril: aiming for Mortal Savant…has maybe a better chance than Shamir? currently a thief? (honestly the worst thing about SS cyril is that he’s only available post-timeskip, and has hence only levelled in commoner, with stats calculated disregarding aptitude)

anyway this continues to be one heck of a run. maddening does that to playthroughs.

will i do an azure moon redux contraclass after this? yes

will i do a verdant wind run after that? also yes

tl;dr the fe3h brainrot is real lmao

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #silver snow #fe3h run #lyte does contraclass

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