#sebastian telephone

[cryinginblaseball]

me to the car accident victim I rescued during a snow storm and tied to a bed, standing over them holding a sledge hammer like kathy bates from misery:

okay so then quitter hits a single and the crabs all collapse on the field and it looks like the pods have won, but then wyatt gets on the microphone and says he made a deal no LISTEN the hall stars come out and THERES SEBASTIAN and now he and Jessica are on different teams fighting to the death, just staring at each other

#blaseball #day x #the shelled ones pods #the hall stars #wyatt quitter #jessica telephone #sebastian telephone

[dastardlyhol]

Folks I have returned from my slumber (my computer broke)

anyway im posting my hyperfixations here let me be

#digital art #sebastian telephone #jessica telephone #my art #blaseball #i miss blaseball #we are all love blaseball

[salthien]

tonight i flee to you, to breathe and in the hush of our together, all my trouble flees

i don’t think i need to state that this silly little number simulator meant a lot to me. i’d wanted to maybe do something a little more grand - and maybe eventually i will - but one of my favorite artists put out a new EP the same day the game’s end was announced, and it served as a kind of bittersweet musical backdrop to the whole thing for me.

there are going to be a million different interpretations of the end of Blaseball, as there rightly should be, but i like to think there are some where everyone gets to be happy. the teletwins deserve that as much as anyone, i think.

#blaseball #jessica telephone #sebastian telephone #a few bonus thoughts for the tags: #jt was the reason i joined the tigers (she was still on them back in s4) #my first art after fall ball started was of the teletwins #i care them a lot. i don't think i was ever super vocal about it outside of my locked twitter and various discords #also yes i am aware that it's ironic to use the lyrics from idioglossia given the later references to certain biblical twins #but neither you nor i have the time to sit down and let me trot out the 20 page google doc #about the alchemist and how he lives through june etc etc. #so take this as a reference to the alchemist and his dead twin & not to june and july #given the title is Literally 'idioglossia' #lorne art

[lovelandfrogman]

placing a crumbled up blaseball request paper that says sebastian telephone in your mailbox

blasetober day 18: sebastian telephone

we are so back. i thought i was in art block for a second there. anyways i’ve been thinking abt seb+jess with screen-ish eyes that can show stuff!!

#idk what’s up w his earrings #blaseball #sebastian telephone #blaseball fanart #blasetober #pigeons arts #also i have no clue where the 3 eyed seb came from? so i just didn’t do it #but i do enjoy it i just wanted to do my own thing

[tidestridened]

after years of drawing seb my design has become coherent enough to make a ref

#blaseball #blaseball fanart #sebastian telephone #dallas steaks #hall stars

[qaisdogwalker]

Separate post 4 these

#sebastian telephone #blaseball #conner haley #dallas steaks

[majestic-salad]

Hey remember when I did that Telephone Twins Antigone piece? What if I made a zine about it >:)

#blaseball #blaseball zine jam #jessica telephone #sebastian telephone #art #I'm really really proud of how this one turned out <3 #JT as Antigone is a concept very cery dear to me as a tragedy enjoyer(tm) and I loooooove making other people think about it #Thank you for reading <3

[blockbusterclosed]

DAY 9 SEBASTIAN TELEPHONE

(New…old)

Tbh I lost my oldest Sebastian art but something from last year will suffice

#blaseball #sebastian telephone #blasetober

[fresnelprism]

dadconscious maybe ... badconscious

#another image from Me before i sleep #blaseball #sebastian telephone #dadconscious #dallas steaks #hall stars #my art #txt

[fabledivine]

late to post this here but hi! seb warmup doodle i liked

#mine #blaseball #sebastian telephone #dallas steaks #hall stars #i do believe in his tooth gap #sorry 4 being inactive :C

[kipskiptrip]

friends gave me doodle suggestions

(could you tell I never watched Good Omens)

#qsmp juanaflippa #juanaflippa #sebastian telephone #sebastian telephone blaseball #ashe winters #ashe winters jrwi #protoman #protoman megaman #crowley #crowley good omens #posting this and tagging is like a death wish but here we are #theyre just silly little doodles #tagging not for intraction bait or clout #but bcuz i dont want to have to search through every single procreate layer ever for one set of doodles #i did that today and it killed me #had i not had the screenshot of the said doodle i was looking for id be dead rn #anyway

[cryinginblaseball]

Who are the nepo babies of Blaseball?

So me and @mossy-kit were talking about which players were nepo babies, like whose parents helped them get into the league. A few we came up with:

Tillman absolutely screams spoiled rich kid

The Telephone parents pushing their kids Sebastian and Jessica in for the fame and everything that brings with that

And Melton being the estranged sibling, the one that's been less useful to their parents, reluctantly being dragged into the splort

And obviously, Parker

I know the logistics of this are weird, but the splort had grind rails and physical runs, so this would be one of the least weird things about it.

#blaseball #tillman henderson #jessica telephone #sebastian telephone #melton telephon #parker mcmillan

[lenasai]

ID: A redraw of a Pop Team Epic comic with Marco Stink and Sebastian Telephone from Blaseball. In the first panel, Seb says, "When I see an exclamation word balloon, I die." Marco replies with "WHAT!!" in a large exclamation word balloon. In the second panel, Seb falls over, deceased, while Marco says "WHAT!!" again. In the third panel, Seb's ghost, with wings and a halo, can be seen rising above his dead body - but Marco's "WHAT!!" kills him again in the fourth panel. End ID.

hi i did another pop team epic blaseball redraw lmao

#blaseball #pop team epic #doodles #marco stink #sebastian telephone #eyes // #trypophobia ? #maybe? idk if the buttons on seb's face count but i'm tagging just in case

[salthien]

the sun is setting, there's a golden glow Sebastian's here, and he's ready to go with as much energy as he had when we started this game five hours ago

(blows a kiss to the black hole(black hole)) for Sebastian Telephone

#blaseball #sebastian telephone #the dallas steaks #sal art

[craftaroons]

[id: digital art of Sebastian Telephone from Blaseball. he is an Indian man with shoulder-length brown hair. Sebastian has several moles on his face and has a dial pad on his right cheek. he also has a third eye under his left. Sebastian is wearing blue eyeliner under his eyes. he is wearing four earrings that resemble phone charms: one of the Hall Monitor with sunglasses on, a yellow smiley face, a lava lamp, and a T-bone steak. Sebastian is also wearing his Dallas Steaks jersey. he is smiling slightly and looking to the left. there is a blue antenna floating above the right side of Sebastian's head. the background is dark blue. next to Sebastian is white text that reads "dial tone" in all caps. the text is warped. there is a noise and glitch filter over the drawing. end id]

i said i'm sorry, but i wasn't sorry at all (jessica companion piece)

#MY BOY!! i rlly like this style im trying out #blaseball #sebastian telephone #dallas steaks #my art #digital #7/30/22 #experimental

[tidestridened]

ok and what if he got put on the lovers

#blaseball #sebastian telephone #i just rlly love outfits with pink and hearts