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sdv-said-what · 4 months
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Where's George's senior discount, you heathen??
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novathesillylittleguy · 3 months
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GIRL FIGHT GIRL FIGHT GIRL FIGHT GIRL FIGHT-
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barmecidebiohazard · 4 months
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George needs a hot pe aching knee.
> Bring George a Ho
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sharky857 · 1 year
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Bonus round with what I think I could nail so far about the non-marriage NPCs.
Bachelors version
Bachelorettes version
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dazzlerazz · 2 years
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mom George and Evelyn are playing ping pong on grandpa again
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resident-rat · 3 years
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every time i see George im always reminded of this mf from spongebob
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ladyofthestarlight · 3 years
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Kent's opinion on the village folk: P.4 men
Clint: Boring and depressing. A creep to Emily 3/10
Demetrius: A good friend. I only have to convince him somehow that tomato is not a fruit
George: Old grumpy man that I see in church.
Gus: I fear him, he knows everyone's secrets. But anyways he helps me relax and has some interesting things to talk about so that's 7/10
Lewis: I actually saw him climbing up Marine's window... he really thinks THAT will ruin his political career? Ha!
Linus: :(
Morris: Fuck him. Disrespectful ass who screams nonsense at my son. -5/10
Pierre: Ugh 4/10
Vincent: Problem child number two 💞
Willy: My father figure since I've came back (don't tell him i said that) 8/10
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swagdewvalley · 4 years
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that’s what you get for yelling at penny ❤️
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stardewvalleyfacts · 4 years
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Stardew Valley Fact #9274:
George used to be a farmer like you, before he took an arrow to the knee.
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teddiesays · 7 years
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I can't draw my SDV Oc but I can describe her lol
Name: Melody Bumble Farm: Humble Bee Farm Favorite Thing: Bumble Bees Physical characteristics: Dark red curly short hair, lots of freckles, green eyes, 5'9 Other info - The Jas and Vincent love her but she has a sailor's mouth so when she goes to visit she has to replace curse words with fruit names - Has a big crush on Maru and Alex but can't decide, meanwhile both are trying to win her over but she's so hardheaded she doesn't see them obviously flirting with her - name all of her animals after foods - Bestfriends with Shane because they hide their depression through memes - Often goes into the city to protest for the environment - got her love of bees and honey from her grandfather, was covered with bee stings her entire childhood - Literally has no fear and will do any dare given - Will kill someone if they mention anything about DoctorWho/Sherlock/Supernatual - has a younger brother in the city who is obsessed with DoctorWho/Sherlock/Supernatual - house is filled with succulents all named after comic book characters - also really into superhero comics/video games/actual good shows - has a literal shelf full of Pokémon merch - if asked her age she will reply "Goddesses don't have ages" - confidence to the MAX - Became very close with Evelyn and George at a young age because they'd watch her while her grandfather was shopping or doing something she didn't want to do - Her and Alex only met once before but she doesn't remember because they were like 5, he did though and has had a crush on her ever since - literally will kill for blueberry tarts - mother and father were too busy with jobs and were very neglectful so she was sent to her grandfathers most of summer - prefers to be called Mell - she's pansexual - literally the clumsiest person you will meet - Scorpio - very very aloof
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sdv-said-what · 3 years
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This is 100% how George recovered from his accident in the mines.
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sdv-said-what · 3 years
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George: ...Do you at least know what a leg does? Alex: Uh...walks, I gue--OW! GRANDMA! GRANDPA KICKED ME IN THE SHINS!
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sdv-said-what · 3 years
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I was today years old when I discovered George is canonically homophobic.
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