Of poor excuses.
Dior : Tyelko, if I'm gonna be a king well I need to marry a Melian not a Miriel.
Celegorm : So you're breaking up with me because I'am too blonde!?
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*puts my cigarettes out on you*
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Crawling through time: vintage caterpillars, some giant.
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Day 1: childhood
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Yaaaaas 😍
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For @silmarillionepistolary day 1, daily life!!
I didn’t really know what I wanted to do for this challenge until I had this idea of life in The Silmarillion, but told from Finwë’s perspective through his sketchbook!
These drawings are from shortly after the Elves awake at Cuiviénen, and are getting used to being alive.
On the top left are two Elves sharing some fruits (and having some fun). The Elf with the bow is a sentinel who keeps watch over the settlement, because as shown above, there is something Strange in the woods that keeps the Elves alert. Then in the bottom left is a silver-haired weaver that Finwë has taken a shy liking to…
I’m really happy with how this page turned out, and I’m hoping to continue this series with more drawings from Finwë, and I hope you like them!
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Sam is so sweet 💛
After completing the marriage route of all bachelorettes, Sam will be the first for the bachelors
Sam is such a good person, always looking out for his friends. Even when I'm married to Abigail or Sebastian, he always has special dialogue congratulating me (unlike some other NPCs)
His family is also wholesome and cute 🥺
Random dialogues
Sam's in a staring contest with the cursed mannequin
Poor Sebastian hanging in Sam's room alone
Divorced ⬇️
Weird that no other NPC have anything to say when I divorced Sam, or maybe I missed it?
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i wish u could romance almost everyone in sdv. i wanna marry demetrius and clint and robin and willy and marnie fuck it i'll rizz up granny evelyn if u let me
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Give me some gloves i need to masturbate this King and show his pleasure for the first time and i want to hear him whimpering and moaning under that mask god forgive me 🙏🏻
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when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.
that’s the shit
it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.
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the worst part about cardio is the laundry
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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!
DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!
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