#scam duo

[quitesoporific]

hello lifesteal thumb bler people

#lifesteal smp #ashswag #reddoons #swagdoons #lssmp #lsshipping #scam duo #rosesandsmokeweek2024 #i have no idea how to post

[starbanmk]

"I'm so furious at you for making me feel this way. But what can I say? You're gorgeous."

- Taylor Swift, Gorgeous

(Swagdoons my beloveds <3)

#swagdoons #ashswag #reddoons #ashswag fanart #reddoons fanart #lifesteal smp #lssmp #mcyt #scam duo #highschool au #lsshipping #rocco art

[rosesandsmokew]

ashswag and reddoons? in my prompt list?

it's more likely than you think!

link to the ao3 collection

link to @DailySwagdoons on twitter

link to last year's tag

link to last year's masterpost

link to last year's ao3 collection

#swagdoons #ashswag #reddoons #scam duo #rosesandsmokeweek2024

[koibutcalledapollo]

Part one of me drawing lifesteal members as ponies since I randomly learned how to draw ponies last night.

Explanations as for why they are what they are down below if your interested :

Zam: He's a Pegasus because I asked him myself and also was thinking the same thing to. He just gives Pegasus energy. 10/10 would probably accidentally fly into a wall one day, then do cool tricks the next.

Mapicc: He's a earth pony because of strength and stuff, I was thinking of applejack at some point idk. But also I couldn't decide between that or a Pegasus so if we want to get angsty we could say his wings got ripped off. Also that cutie mark took all my brain power because I didn't know what to do and even then I can't explain it fully. I was just thinking devotion comes from the heart and he gets hurt alot, and hurts people alot, but the hearts still beating despite the bleeding.

Ashswag: I feel like anyone with access to exploits would be a alicorn. And if you get them taken away, whatever you didn't have before you got them gets taken away as well, probably leaving scars.

Reddoons: Actual thing I said during a conversation I had with my sibling; "he doesn't feel magical enough to be a Unicorn but magical enough to not be a pony". So. He's a Pegasus. Idk.

#princezam #reddoons #ashswag #mapicc #lifesteal fanart #lifesteal smp #devotion duo #scam duo #god help me i dont know why i want to draw ponies all the sudden #i have zam angst i want to draw #but the demons THE PARASITES.

[evren-sadwrn]

“The room has plain, off-white walls. All the ceiling tiles are perfectly uniform. Both the occupants are clean, tidy, not a speck of grime to be seen. The door–

There is no door.”

— maybe they should add a fifth wall, by oneirogen

#sorry that fic is doing something to my brain #im going insane #actually im already insane #dont send help #scam duo #fic rec #lifesteal #lifesteal smp #swagdoons #ashswag #reddoons #moodboard #mood board #it’s altering my brain chemicals oh dear lord #mtsaafw #fanfic so good it got me temporarily pausing my john wick insanity

[eternalera]

"do you think things would work out in another life?"

"no"

"but i think they like the way they are"

#lifesteal smp #lifesteal smp season 4 #lifesteal season 4 #swagdoons #ashswag #reddoons #im so normal about them #i love them sm #god help me #scam duo

[doodleswpancake]

They look like an old retired couple

#reddoons #ashswag #reddoons fanart #ashswag fanart #lifesteal smp #mcyt #swagdoons #scam duo #lifesteal smp fanart #my art

[xxswagcorexx]

FUCKING SWAGDOONS

#mcyt #yeah #ashswag #reddoons #scamduo #scam duo #swagdoons #tw swearing #media.warning.swearing #tw caps #media.warning.caps #yeah so i made the gif for my pinned but i was like #'nah' #but i didnt want for it to go to waste #so #fucking swagdoons #also i think its ok for me to use swagdoons as a platonic name. hopefully #anyways hiiii asshole roommates once again ^_^

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

c!connor apologism comes with a side of c!schlatt sympathy

#dsmp #scam duo

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

The Royal Grift Rewind: "Sparry's Ameri-CON"

POV's Fanmail Friday: Prince Harry on A1 Visa

Edited to add: The Me Too Sussex Couple:

Allegedly (since #megxit) MEgain's retort even to Queen Elizabeth's FACE was "what about Andrew!!" When the duo publicly changed their minds and DEMANDED prince & princess titles upon the Queen's death, allegedly Meghan complained (what about Andrew) "what about Beatrice & Eugenie who have HRH!!!"

I've always believed The Sussex Duo is legally challenging EVERY attempt the Palace makes to sever ties with the duo.... they've used Andrew's behavior & legal troubles to blackmail the palace.

@and-the-void-looked-back When the Queen gave them 1 year to make a go of it in NORTH AMERICA (canada) she made a deal with the devil. The duo used every excuse: sars-cov-2, mythcarriage, etc to extend their "benefits." K Charles gave the people a creative lie: "escalate family tensions"

Better Up also needs to be investigated ASAP!!

Exactly @trexalicious

#visa scam #megxit #king charles is unfit #malignant narcissists #duke of sussex #duke of york #sparry & andrew #frauds #the royal grift youtube #spare us #pov youtube #meghan markle is a liar #meghan markle is a bully #sandrigham agreement #serena williams #Youtube #me too sussex duo #African Parks #moonbump #jamscam #better up is a fraud

[qsmpcryptid]

SOUL SACRIFICERS WIN!!

#is their duo name soulhunters or soul sacrificers #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp tubbo #badboyhalo #they're scamming people together <3 #taking this as a win

[hermanunworthy]

finally got around to solidifying my scam designs!! i love character design sm, it felt like i was making my own cartoon characters

#the su fan in me really jumped out w these #i love the idea of scam actually being like a gem fusion of the two lol #i have a lotta fun making characters look very shapey like this #i also just love red and blue duos. cannot be beat #scam likely #scam likely dndads #well actually #well actually dndads #scam actually #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads fanart #my art

[starbanmk]

we never go out of style ☆

#lifesteal smp #mcyt #lssmp #ashswag #reddoons #swagdoons #scam duo #reddoons fanart #ashswag fanart #style taylor swift #style #traditional art #rocco art

[rosesandsmokew]

#swagdoons #ashswag #reddoons #lifesteal smp #scam duo #no id #the countdown

[rainyinautumn]

Scar pulled his punches in the cactus ring.

"You can't know that for sure-" yes, I absolutely can. Scar isn't terrible at PvP—he's not the best, but he knows the basics of how to aim and hit. He does objectively well in the Battle of Dogwarts. He understands the rhythm of a fight. His biggest weakness isn't his skill, it's his tendency to get overwhelmed by the chaos of a battle.

And the cactus ring? Not a battle. It's just Grian, who Scar doesn't even look at. You can see it from both perspectives—Scar doesn't aim, he doesn't have a rhythm, he just hits repeatedly and nonsensically.

And Grian notices.

GRIAN: Go! SCAR: I'm ready, here we go! [Fight begins] SCAR: Oh, oh it hurts so bad. GRIAN (indignantly): Scar! SCAR: I'm getting you, I'm getting you good! GRIAN (laughing): I don't think you are.

Grian's indignant "Scar!" is because he can tell that Scar isn't trying. And you know what? After that, Grian doesn't try as hard. He goes into the fight expecting a fight, and is met with an opponent who clearly isn't trying to hurt him. Grian hits Scar with two crits initially, then completely ignores an obvious chance to do so a couple seconds later, when he jumps down from a block to land next to Scar and then hits him.

Grian does still win, though. He does eventually start trying again, because one of them has to win, and Scar made the decision to give him the victory right from the start. Grian recognizes that Scar wants him to win. So he fights hard again when Scar's health starts to get low, to get it over with for the both of them.

And that's when he tells Scar he's sorry.

The worst part?

In Scar's very last moments, he starts to fight back.

When he gets to about a heart and a half, his hits start to become more desperate as he realizes he is actually about to die, and regardless of the fact that he's okay with Grian winning, that's scary. As he's on death's door, he actually crits Grian, and his last words are "no, no, no, no!"

He doesn't blame Grian, though. Because when he asks for a life in the very beginning of Last Life, Scar gives it to him.

In a strange way, Last Life parallels 3rd Life. At the very beginning, Grian takes a life from Scar as a prank. In neither situation does he intend to hurt Scar—he didn't think the creeper would kill him, and he was going to return Scar's life until he learned he started with six. In the end, he still does. The difference is that Last Life shows us a Grian with no remorse, and what 3rd Life could have been like if he'd never pledged himself to Scar. Double Life follows that up with a world where they're forced to be together, rather than Grian choosing to protect Scar.

The one through line in all of this? Scar trusts Grian with his life, and in the end, Grian loses it—not out of any malice, but because, as we learn in Limited Life, he's him.

#you know that one post about tragedies that's like “the love was there and it didn't change anything” #when it comes to desert duo it's trust #the trust was there. it didn't change anything #but it was there #it was there when Grian chose join Scar #it was there when Grian chose to leave Scar #it was there when the universe said you are not alone #and it was there when Grian told the universe he could never be separate from every other thing #no matter how much safer it would be #and that trust will always be there #because Grian is Grian #who knows scams and flowers and the weight of a true promise #and Scar is Scar #who knows deals and explosions and being unable to let go #and neither know how to leave the desert #3rd life #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #overrainylyzed

[evren-sadwrn]

why YOU should read maybe they should add a fifth wall!!!

why you yes YOU ! ! “should read maybe they should add a fifth wall” by oneirogen !!

okay so background of the author(because seriously they rlly do deserve the applause). just in case you’re either new or you weren’t there for no bills in the mail!! this is a reader interactive fic!! MEANINGGG readers get to see where the story heads by voting polls left by the author! but not just that! It is also a cross between an ARG and actual fanfiction. yes you read that right, this thing has ARG elements!!! meaning that there is a story under this story!!! readers have to decode, decipher, and read their way through getting the fuller picture of the story! oneirogen(iconic fr) has done this with one before aka the infamous no bills in the mail still centered on reddoons and ashswag.(read it. it’s soooo good like holy shit. absolutely dreadfully and beautifully written)

okay, enough yapping. time for the actual storyline(the surface level). time for the professional stuff!! (>^_^ )> salamat sa pagbasa :3

This ^ is a screenshot of the very first chapter and yes it might not be your typical, average fanfiction but the story? The story is amazing so far centers and follows around Ashswag and Reddoons, gay businessmen canonically and people suffering…. in a lot of other things.

The story follows these two, Ash and Red. There’s only 2 chapters so far. With 632 words in total but do NOT let that deter you from reading it because the notes and the polls are worth it.

These two are in this room, stick with me right? There is a table in the middle where the two sit in. The author states that they are supposed to be in this room, and that they need to be here.

The room has no door.

They got in, yes, through a door, but they don’t know where the door has gone. It’s vanished as if it never existed in the first place whatsoever. The duo; Ash and Red are stuck in this room yet they need to be here, they’re supposed to be here. They want to get out but alas! They cannot. In fact it almost seems impossible to get out! Because while they did get in, they could not get out. They can never get out of this predicament.

Anyways read the story for yourself because holy hell is this just already a banger!! There’s only two chapters as mentioned but there’s already a puzzle to solve!! And a poll to vote on(well two actually if you catch my drift) anyways!! Happy reading this author deserves the encore!!!!!

(sorry this was long, i want to say so much yet it seems like my words feel like they have a lid on it, unable to escape)

#scam duo #swagdoons #fic rec #READ/not forcing #lifesteal #lifesteal smp #and if you’re wondering how good it is im a john wick centric blog #and i got sucked back into the abyss because of this #mtsaafw