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#sam is a potato god now and I dont make the rules
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Bear with me here, but I am firm in my belief that the tapestries in the Halls of Mandos function like movie screens, showing either important events or important people (often said important people are just going about their daily lives).
So all the dead members of the House of Finwe just sit around a tapestry with imaginary popcorn and watch the world. Some of it is tragic and moving of course, but so much of it is benine (they spend the majority of the second age trying to figure out who Gil-galads parents are).
But once things start happening in the third age (in which our movie-watchers have previously split their time alternatively encouraging Galadriel to deck Saruman in the face, and getting weirdly invested in Shire politics) they quickly develop a favourite hero. Said hero is Eowyn. She reminds them all of Aredhel, and by the time she joins the army they’re all in mass support of everything she does.
What I’m saying is that once Eowyn actually fights the Witch-King, she has the entire House of Finwe cheering her name, and when she wins they all riot so hard Namo kicks them out of the Halls. Naturally both Maedhros and Anaire (once someone tells her about it) lament the fact that they couldn’t marry Eowyn instead of their current husbands, and the rest of the family vehemently insist that Arwen chose the wrong mortal.
HCanon I absolutely ADORE THIS. However, if it doesn’t culminate in Gandalf being forced to go back to ME to “go get our girl” under pain of death until Eowyn is like “no I’m good” at which point Olorin has to haul ass *back* to Valinor, while a very upset Faramir is protesting that he’d like to see the undying lands, pretty please with a cherry on top. (I love Faramir very much and im sorry)
Also, just to be clear: they know Saruman is bad news pretty early and are angrily yeeting popcorn, almonds, and the occasional knife whenever he shows up on screen. At first Namo thinks its just them being Overly Aggressive, and honestly, the Feanorians aren’t quite sure why they hate him so much either. But at some point Saruman does turn evil and the valar do concede that when it comes to being oddly in tune with exactly who is “a traitorous piece of shit” the shiny murder family (minus Celebrimbor who is a kind and innocent soul) takes the cake.
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Further bonus: they demand occasional cuts to Maglor, which is then spliced in comedically, in a “Meanwhile Maglor” segment which could well be the same clip over and over. *insert that meme where the child wipes away a movie screen characters tear*
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When Frodo first shows up, he is almost crushed by the whole family demanding to meet the mayor. Frodo is really confused who “the mayor” is and if he is also “the potato man” until he finally exclaims “Why that’s SAM!” He is swiftly informed that no one ever calls him that, jeeze, but yes that’s “Sam.” Where is “Sam.”
They also go after Galadriel for giving Sam that tree and magic dirt because she really upset the balance of power there, but did she even consider that?? NOOOOO. She didnt.
There were all those rumors of Sam’s mayor ship being blessed. Was she aware of that?? Of the ridiculousness she’d brought into what was normally Good Ordered Politics!!! Galadriel’s like “fuck yeah I did think about that actually, and can you Really say Sam doesn’t deserve a little bit of awe from the people there”
The Feanorians realize that, being Galadriel, Galadriel is RIGHT. And since they have no sense of a middle ground, they get in contact with their sleeper agent Maglor (who’s obviously a sleeper agent and very much in contact with them, shut up). Who will now fulfill my life’s ambition of forming a cult as a (in)famous bard. The cult of Samwise the potato man. Sam would like to know what the Fuck is going on and he shows up to Valinor with Questions. (please ignore this paragraph, I just want a cult)
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Of course they’re also very pleased with Frodo, who is Small and a very precious little guy. Because we ALL love Frodo.
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Thanks so much for the ask, your head canons are hilarious and full of life as always. Have a great day :)
-Sam
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Break Up (Request)
Holland Brothers x gn!teen!sibling!reader
Genre: angst, fluff
Request Description: Hi!! I’m a new follower of yours and I would like to say that I love your writing and that you are amazing!!! Would you be able to do a Holland brothers (Tom, Sam, Harry, Paddy) x teen!sister reader where Y/N experiences her first breakup and she’s extremely upset and distraught about it. The boys comfort her and try and make her feel better and are overall just good brothers to her. Thank you in advance and I hope you are doing well!!
Warnings: breakup, emotions, language, fair warning the readers ex is described as a boy (sorry to anyone whos more into girls)
(A/N): i dont actually know the holland brothers so this might suck big time but anyway.. paddy might suck in this i dont make the rules
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You missed him. You missed him terribly. 
That was all you could think, as you stared emptily at the ceiling above you. The bed felt so hard and cold, reeking with the knowledge that you would never lie there again with him. Your heart was crushed. 
A petty feeling resided in your stomach. Why did it have to end like this? You knew your paths were leading you to different places in your lives, but still, a tiny pill of resentment stayed with you, because he didn’t have to leave you. And another pill stayed beside it, directed at yourself, for turning your anger towards him. It was no ones fault. You knew that. 
You brought your hands to your face, and breathed shakily. You’d been crying for a while now. It had stopped, but the feeling was still there. You hated yourself for being such a stereotype. A teenager worked up about such a silly thing. A breakup. Could you be anymore stupid?
A knock came from your door. 
“Y/n?” 
It was Harry’s voice, right behind your door. You heard shuffling down the hall, then abruptly stopping. 
“You okay in there? Mom told us what happened..” 
You didn’t move, but still called, “I’m fine, Harry. Thanks.” 
There was silence then. No footsteps came outside your door. 
“Is it okay if I come in?” Harry asked carefully. Of course, he wouldn’t take no for an answer. Not with his little sibling. He loved you, and cared for you so much. 
“I’d prefer it if you don-” before you could finish your sentence, the door opened and Harry walked inside. You saw Paddy watching the scene with big eyes, a laundry basket in his grasp, stopped in the middle of the hallway. He didn’t seem to know what to do. 
Harry sighed as walked into your room. He sat down at the edge of your bed and looked at you. Your eyes were puffy and your wet lashes were clumped together. 
“So, you’re not fine,” Harry said lowly, studying you. You rolled your eyes and sat up beside him. 
“No, Harry, I’m not. I know it’s stupid,” you sniffled bitterly. You knew your brothers would only make fun of you. To them, you were just a hysterical teen. Harry’s eyes softened at your words. 
“Why would it be stupid?” he asked quietly, eyes searching yours. You shook your head, feeling your eyes burn again. Paddy still stood, not moving. He looked like a kid with his hand in the cookie jar. It was weird, you thought, to you he always looked like a kid to you, despite only being about a year old than him. 
“Because, Harry! You and.. You and Sam and Tom and Paddy are always making fun of me. You know, for being a stupid teenager or whatever. I know it’s stupid, okay? You don’t need to come in here to tell me, that this is some stupid-” you stopped yourself when another tear trickled down your face. You took a shaky breath, and wiped the tear away. You were too embarrassed to look at Harry once more. 
There was a moment of silence. You could only hear his breathing and your beating heart. Then:
“Paddy, can you go get Tom and Sam for me please?” Harry asked, eyes not leaving you. You glanced at Paddy, seeing him gulp and nod, and then race down the hallway, the clothes in the laundry basket hopping at his force. 
Harry took your hand. “Y/n.. We don’t think you’re a ‘stupid teenager’ for having feelings. These are- are natural. Every one goes through it! And that doesn’t make it any less real!” 
Your lip quivered. It was so hard to hold back your tears. You never liked to cry in front of your brothers. The only other time you did, was when your dog died. 
“Hey.. What’s going on?” Tom’s careful voice came from the doorway. Him, Sam, and Paddy peered around the corner of the bedroom door. You stifled a laugh at the sight. It felt a little less bad then.
“It turns out we’ve been a flock of assholes to Y/n. They think we think they’re stupid for their breakup,” Harry explained. You saw Tom and Sam furrow their brows, and then look at you. Paddy just stared with those big eyes. 
“Woah, is that true, N/n?” 
You struggled for words. Yes, you should’ve said, but your reluctant silence was more than enough answer. Before you could think anymore, you felt a pair of arms around you. Then another adding to the weight, and then another pair, and once more another came. Your brothers surrounded you in a large, confusing hug, but a hug nonetheless. 
“We don’t think you’re stupid for this, Y/n. We never could. You’re the smartest Holland there is!” 
“Yeah! And Liam was a good kid. We understand that it’s hard.”
“It’s totally fine to feel sad. If there’s anything you need at all, just come to us!” 
Your heart felt so full, shining with happiness, yet twinging when you thought of him once more. You cried again.
“Th-Thank you. It’s just.. God, I wish we could stay together or something. I mean, we loved each other as much as we were capable of. And I just thought we’d be together for much longer. But then..” you hiccuped, and your brothers all rubbed your back or your head. 
“It’s okay, N/n.. It’s okay..” 
They stayed with you until you stopped crying, and when you did, Sam stroked your cheek gently. 
“Hey, how about we all watch some movies?” he suggested, pulling away. Tom, Harry and Paddy all cheered enthusiastically. You smiled and nodded. You knew Tom also had a busy schedule, but he still agreed without a second thought. Your brothers and you had a much stronger bond than you realized. 
“Let’s also get ice cream! Please?” Paddy pleaded, and you nodded seriously, because that was not an offer you were about to bypass. 
And so you all watched movies and ate ice cream. You lost a boy, a boy you sincerely loved, and that hurt. But the bond you had with four other boys in your life strengthened. And if that doesn’t count for anything, you got some ice cream out of it!
It would pass, you thought as you all watched horrible horror movies long into the night, and stuffed your faces with junk food. It was real and it hurt, but alas, it would pass.
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Kari’s Marvelous 2k Writing Challenge
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Thank you so much, guys. I honestly didn’t expect this blog to grow the way it has when I started it. I love this fandom and I love reading for these characters as much as I love writing for them, so let’s celebrate with a challenge, shall we?
Since I reached the milestone before my 1 year anniversary I will as open up drabble requests using a prompts list - I’ll make a post about that as soon as I can.
Also, check out and please participate in my Spread the Love event for my 1 year anniversary.
This challenge is for you guys to have fun with. I set the due date a few months in the future to make sure you got plenty of time to complete it.
The prompts for this challenge are all dialogue prompts. They are all a little odd and a little sassy. Cause well I am a little odd and sassy ;) On to the rules and have fun Y'all!
Due Date: June 1st, 2019
Word min: 500 words
Word Max: 6k words
Style: It can be a drabble, one shot or beginning of a series. Do not put in in the middle of an ongoing series since I plan on reading them and don’t want to read 10 parts of something to understand the entry.
Fandom: MCU - mostly
Will you read and reblog my fic?
You betcha :D I am behind on reading for previous challenges so patience is a virtue here
When Do I Post?
Right now. Sign Ups start now and end when there are no more prompts or when the due date rolls around
Genre: Anything you want. You have to be over 18 if you write smut and you always have to warn accordingly! Fluff, angst, AUs, and crack are all welcome.
Limits on what you can write: No Mommy/daddy kinks, no non/dub con, no A/B/O, no merpeople. No half animal anything, please. No mobster aus. No monster porn (this counts Venom and Hulk) No glorification on cheating (it’s okay as a plot device but use it with thought), no wife, s/o (even exes) or actor hate in rpfs! - if you got any questions at any time feel free to send me an ask,
NO BDSM INVOLVING BUCKY - NEITHER IN SHIPS OR READER INSERTS! PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF HIS PTSD! DON’T TURN HIS ARM INTO A KINK FOR ANYONE - IT’S A DISABILITY AND CONNECTED TO GREAT TRAUMA. 
Format: State in your A/N that it is for my (until-theend-oftheline) Kari’s Marvelous 2K Challenge. And use the # Kari’s Marvelous 2K Challenge in the first 5 tags.
Pairing and word count also have to be easy to spot in your header!
Submit: After you posted on Tumblr you have to add yourself and your fic to this doc.  If you don’t do this you will not be added to the masterlist I create when the challenge is over. If you got questions - just ask :D
Doc link it case Tumblr is an ass: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16FmPbXuA6oF23M5qiR5jRCSiUpaW_RiDIPUHG_LziBk/edit?usp=sharing
How do I join?
You pick a prompt and a pairing off the list. Send me the prompt number along with a backup just in case and your pairing of choice. ASKS ONLY!! REPLIES, REBLOGS AND IMS WILL BE IGNORED!
There are no limits on the pairings but I only allow 2 people per prompt so think before you sign up. If you don’t think you will be doing it then don’t take the spot from someone else. For now, 1 person can sign up 3 times (one prompt per story). 
Prompts and people are under the cut.
Pairings
No male readers - gender neutral are fine otherwise female.
General Fics - character or rpf are both fine.
All genders, skin tones etc. OCs are welcome as well.
Sister/daughter/romantic/friendship reader pairings for following are all fine - just let me know which (I prefer romantic or friendship but no pressure):
Actors
Sebastian Stan
Chris Evans
Bradley Cooper
Chris Hemsworth
Robert Downey Jr.
Tom Hiddleston
Elizabeth Olsen
Tom Hardy
Characters
Bucky Barnes
Steve Rogers
Thor Odinson
Tony Stark
Wanda Maximoff
Sam Wilson
Brunnhilde/Valkyrie
Natasha Romanoff
Clint Barton*
Wade Wilson
Eddie Brock (no monster porn please!)*
Ships (all are allowed as poly with reader too):
Stucky*
Winterwitch*
Winterwidow
Winterhawk*
Winterfalcon*
Sam x Clint (I don’t know their ship name)
Clintasha
Steggy
Thundershield
Thor x Valkyrie (also forgot the ship name)
Prompts
1 “I’ve never been so insulted!” - “You don’t listen much do you?” @jewelswrites-ish (Chris Evans x Reader) / @avengerscompound (Winterhawk)
2 “On a scale of one to Australia. How dangerous are we talking?” @avengerscompound (clintasha) /
3 “When did you become so smart, oh wise one?” - “Since I stopped listening to you.” @writing-mermaid (Tony x sister!reader) /
4 “Seven billion people in the world and you are overreacting because we killed one man.” - “But…” - “Seven billion people! Now shut up and drink your smoothie!” @queen-of-the-avengers (Tony x Reader) /
5 “Oh God. I think I am in love” - “For your sake, I wouldn’t tell her/him that” @docharleythegeekqueen (Winterhawk x Reader) /
6 “Don’t trust him” - “Funny that’s exactly what he said about you” @readitandweepfics (Steve x Reader) /
7 “Children shouldn’t play with guns” - “Who said I was playing”
8 “On a scale of one to ten how bad do you think it would be if….” - “At least twenty” @fangirlfiction (Stucky x Reader) / @queen-of-the-avengers (Tony x Reader)
9 “What’s our exit strategy?” - “Our what?” - “Ohmygod we’re going to die” @acreativelydifferentlove (Steve Rogers x Reader) /
10 “I taught you how to pick locks and this is how you are using that skill?” @messy-random-bitch (Clint Barton) /
11 “What’s the little blinking light mean?” - “It means…. Wait? Blinking?!”
12 “Right now I don’t know if I want to kiss you or push you off the cliff!” - “Can I pick?”  @sweeetmonstrosity  (Sam Wilson x Reader) / @averyrogers83  (winterfalcon x reader)
13 “This is what the third time I crashed my own funeral” - “Fifth” - “Really? That many?”
14 “Bring them home. All of them.” - “But…” - “All. Of. Them.” - “Fine!”
15 “I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you!” - “And I am subtly trying to avoid it.”
16 “What’s with the face?” - “Small fire! I said to set a small fire. Small was important!” @queen-of-the-avengers (Natascha Romanoff x Reader) /
17 “What the hell kinda noise was that?” - “I sneezed.” - “That was NOT a sneeze!” @jewels2876 (Chris Evans x Reader) /
18 “You got blood on your knees. No one goes nowhere and gets blood on their knees.”
19 “Is that blood?” - “No?” - “That’s not a question you’re supposed to answer with another question!” @nekoannie-chan (Steve Rogers x Reader) / @becs-bunker (Stucky x Reader)
20 “Obviously I’ve been gone for way too long. You managed to kill all the houseplants” @awkwardfangirl2014 (Bucky Barnes x Reader) / @queen-of-the-avengers (Tom Hiddleston x Reader)
21 “Don’t you know who I am?” - “Yup. I just don’t care.” @queen-of-the-avengers (Elizabeth Olsen x Reader) /
22 “You’re going to break his heart if you pull a stunt like this” - “He has a heart?”  @keepgrindingwaywardsoul (Bucky Barnes x Reader) /  @yougetkilled-walkitoff (Bucky Barnes x Reader)
23 “Sorry I got a cold and feverish assassin on my lap. I’ll call you back when I convinced him a cold doesn’t mean he is dying.” @keepgrindingwaywardsoul (Bucky Barnes x Reader) /  @acreativelydifferentlove (Steve Rogers x Reader) 
24 “I hate you” - “Why? I’m lovely” @barnesrogersvstheworld (Bucky Barnes x Reader) / @queen-of-the-avengers (Natascha Romanoff x Reader)
25 “You’re one insult away from starting a war” - “That’s presumptuous of you. It already started”
26 “What are you doing in the chandelier?” - “You know. Just hanging out”
27 “Can we please try not to kill anyone today?” - “Well you are no fun”  @kentuckybarnes (Bucky Barnes x Reader) /
28 “You missed!” - “I never m… FUCK!”
29 “You nearly took my head off!” - “I told you to dug didn’t I?!” @raqnorok (Bucky Barnes x Reader) / 
30 “If you weren’t so goddamn annoying I would kiss you right now” - “Well if you weren’t such a pain in the ass…. Wait what?”  @tranquil—heart (Steve Rogers x Reader) / @awkwardfangirl2014  (Chris Evans x Reader)
MCU WRITING CHALLENGES 
@ifyougetkilled-walk-it-off @captain-rogers-beard @dolphinpink310 @grace-for-sale @docharleythegeekqueen @rebelslicious @thorne93 @hillywooddestiel @peterman-parker @queen-of-deans-booty @acreativelydifferentlove @emilyevanston @blacktithe7 @becs-bunker @roxyspearing @blacktithe7 @cassiefanfic @readitandweepfics @kayla-of-shield @fangirlextraordinaire @thatfanficstuff @danijimenezv @hopes-archer @marvel_madam08 @averyrogers83 @thelookingglassalice @slowlywithfreedom @awkwardfangirl2014
And a few others cause I love their writing
@jewels2876 @becs-bunker @roxyspearing @barnesrogersvstheworld @sebs-potato @moonbeambucky @tropicalcap @softlybarnes @bucky-at-bedtime @evanstarff @fangirlfiction @i-dont-do-rpfs @avengerscompound 
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Tagged by @norrisontheclumsy :P
Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people
1. Drink: Cherry pepsi :DDD 2. Phone call: Too awkward for me (unless it’s my online friends, then i get pumped)
3. Text message: I am vry hesitant
4. Song you listen to: Screen by Twenty One Pilots
5. Time you cried: I think, like, last week? Not sure.
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: Nope 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Haven’t even kissed yet lool 8. Been cheated on: Nopity nope nope 9. Lost someone special: Thank god I haven’t 10. Been depressed: Yes but not severely 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: I’M A MINOR
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: Green, Purple, and Blue
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yas 16. Fallen out of love: Nope I would prob cry xD  17. Laughed until you cried: 24/7 18. Found out someone was talking about you: A lot of people 19. Met someone who changed you: Yeepp 20. Found out who your friends are: *cough* @myblogofrandomfandoms
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Again, never kissed anyone.
GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All but 2. 23. Do you have any pets: Yep, Quat, my dog, Lena, my sister’s dog, and Roscoe, my family’s dog. 24. Do you want to change your name: Nah, I gotta admit, my name is pretty. 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: I had a small b-day party with my nieces and boyfriend. :P
26. What time do you wake up: Times change from 8-11
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: I may or may not have been reading fanfic, you don’t know that. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Like 30 minutes ago. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: If I could have my online friends live near me. 31. What are you listening to right now: Perfect by Ed Sheeran 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nope 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Humans 24/fucking7 34. Most visited website: Youtube
LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: A couple 36. Mark/s: Depends what you mean 37. Childhood dream: Finding “prince charming” (i know i was so stupid) 38. Hair color: Brown 39. Long or short hair: Shoulder-length
40. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah, my boyfriend <3 41. What do you like about yourself: I like my loyalty 42. Piercings: only ears 43. Blood type: lool idk 44. Nickname: (real name is Serena) Sern, Sernie, tiny sern, smol bean, smol potato, Cc 45. Relationship status: In a long-term relationship 46. Zodiac: Saggitarious 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: Sherlocckkk 
49. Tattoos: Nope, don’t plan to either 50. Right or left hand: Right 51. Surgery: Nopee 52. Hair dyed in different color: Nah my natural hair color is weird bc it includes red and blond but shows as brown 53. Sport: SOCCER ONLY SOCCER ITS THE ONLY SPORT THAT DOESNT BORE ME IM SORRY
MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: not atm 58. Drinking: I have some cold coffee here ;) 59. I’m about to: finish this and go rp on minecraft fam
61. Waiting for: Tomorrow (i have a birthday party) 62. Want: to get a LONG, CALM hug from my lbbf (loving best boy friend) 63. Get married: I hope to my atm bf <3 64. Career: programmer or something computer science
WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: never got a kiss but hugs are so reasurring 66. Lips or eyes: lips bother me so EYES 67. Shorter or taller: shorter 68. Older or younger: older (i hate the grade below me at my school) 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: no preference 71. Sensitive or loud: Rather have loud (i have bad experiences with sensitive ppl and my bf is loud so xD) 72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship. 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: NEVER. KISSED.  75. Drank hard liquor: MINOR 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: actually no thank GOD 77. Turned someone down: A lot like wtf 78. Sex on the first date: Uhh no plus im asexual so that adds onto it xD 79. Broken someone’s heart: I hope not but probably 80. Had your heart broken: Yeah, but it was out of fustration (i still love him and he still loves me <3) 82. Cried when someone died: UH DUH YEAH 83. Fallen for a friend: Well technically my bf was my friend (i’ve been dating him since kindergarten so idk) 
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: Job-wise, totally 85. Miracles: so much 86. Love at first sight: yes 87. Santa Claus: nope 88. Kiss on the first date: I mean u can i dont really care so xD
OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: Yurial, Kim, Sam 91. Eye color: I say Hazel but it’s really green on inside, blue on outside 92. Favorite movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two
NOW, TAG 20 PEOPLE: @myblogofrandomfandoms @stars-make-for-greatstories @firecrackerlynz @usagichanp @hellofromstef @sawyerneeds-ahug @fandom-emo-book-trash @justanaveragecinamonroll (thats 9 but i don’t know anymore xD)
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Tag Game
Rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people
Tagged by @kdfrqqg It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these lol. I wasn’t even in the SPN fandom the last time I did one. 
1. Drink? Pepsi
2. Phone call? My dad
3. Text message? My sister
4. Song you listened to? Say You Won’t Let Go by: James Arthur (literally gives me goose bumps every time I listen to it.) 
5. Time you cried? 4th of July (Don’t ask) 
6. Dated someone twice? No, I’ve only ever had one REAL boyfriend and a bunch or near misses
7. Kissed someone and regretted it? Never kissed anyone 
8. Been cheated on? Nope
9. Lost someone special? Yes 
10. Been depressed? Yes, like all the time 
11. Favorite colors? Purple, Blue, and recently Red 
In the last year, have you… 15. Made new friends? Yes
16. Fallen out of love? Love-love no, semi-love yes 
17. Laughed until you cried? I dont think I’ve ever laughed til i cried??? Laughed until my stomach hurt sure but not til i cried 
18. Found out someone was talking about you? Unfortunately 
19. Met someone who changed you? Yes, not in a good way 
20. Found out who your friends are? 100% yes I love my girls so much
21. Kissed someone on your facebook list? No one that wasnt in like a family matter 
General 22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? a solid 97% only because some are family that ive never met. 
23. Do you have any pets? No Dad hates pets, but do babies count? because they are equally as frustrating and I live with two under the age of 3.
24. Do you want to change your name? yes too many jokes and annoying nicknames
25. What did you do for your last birthday? Got my hair done, had some pudding cake, and went to Iguana Mia for a free lunch with my mom and her boyfriend and then binged Gilmore Girls b/c mom didnt feel well so we went home and did nothing after like 2. 
26. What time did you wake up? 7:30 because of the babies I live with but didnt get out of bed till 8:15
27. What were you doing at midnight last night? On here actually 
28. Name something you can’t wait for: Graduating College but that ties with Getting Married 
29. When was the last time you saw your mom? a few weeks ago?? I know im horrible but her work schedule is all over the place and my life is so unpredictable but i do try and talk to her every other day. 
31. What are you listening to right now? My family messing around 
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? yes
33. Something that is getting on your nerves? my job not giving me shifts and my step nephew with his lack of respect for adults 
34. Most visited website? Tumblr
35. Hair colour? Dark brown with a tint of burgundy because I havent gotten it dyed since december (my bday) and red washes out real fast but leaves subtle traces especially in the sun
36. Long or short hair? As of now on the shoter side, like shoulder length, but if you would have caught me a month ago it would have been hella long got 10 inches cut off 
37. Do you have a crush on someone? As of now NO because my last crush stomped on my heart and crushed then ran it over with a semi so I have sworn off men unless celebrities count????
38. What do you like about yourself? Honestly, right now nothing thats one of my issues. BUT if I had to pick I guess my loyalty??
39. Piercings: just your standard, run of the mill ear piercing 
40. Blood type: 0+
41. Nickname: Don’t have one because I refuse to share what my mom called me throughout my childhood. So i just go my full name Sommer
42. Relationship status: single and hating men 
43. Zodiac: Sagittarius 
44. Pronouns: She/Her
45. Favourite tv show: UGGGHHH too many. SPN, most superhero shows, most crime dramas, Greys Anatomy, and more. I used to be a tv addict and started watching a bunch of shows and although i dont watch them much anymore doesnt mean i dont still love them
46. Tattoos: Yes, on my right foot. Its part two to a quote that me and my sister got together. “....but thankful for the one ive got.” she got “A perfect sister i am not.....” 
47. Right or left handed: Right
48. Surgery: If getting my wisdom teeth taking out (all four of them at once) counts then yes other than that no.
49. Piercing: Already answered 
50. Sport: None, I suck at all sports and hate them all too. I was and am more of a book person than a ball person, but I do enjoy a leisure swim on occasion
51. Vacation: Would love to take one but im broke. My last was a high school trip right before i started my senior year where we traveled through five states making stops in each until we ended in indiana for the convention we needed to go to and then came back.
52. Pair of trainers: don’t know what this means
53. Eating: I wish I was lol My dinner sucked ass. Man, I wish I had a nice juicy steak right now with a baked potato and asparagus yum 
54. Drinking: at the moment nothing but the last thing I drank was at like 2 pm and now its almost 10 (oooppps) and that was a mocha coffee from DD
55. I’m about to: take a shower then outline some god damned stories that are haunting me right now 
56. Waiting for? something good to happen in my life for once 
57. Want? To be prettier, but I am slowly losing weight which is helping that problem. OOOOHHH and my best friends to be with me right now
58. Get married? I would love to at some point. Not anytime soon, but I also have to find someone who can put up with my difficult moody ass for the rest of our lives sooo..... that could be awhile
59. Career? Now none after college hopefully a forensic scientist/CSI since that is what my degree is going to be in
60. Hugs or kisses? Bith
61. Lips or eyes? On an S/O eyes hands down on me i guess my eyes
62. Shorter or taller? On an S/O taller I guess I have a type lol a bit of a height kink. On me shorter im only 5′2
63. Older or younger? Older although if it was only like 2 years younger Ii would be cool with that just not any further 
64. Nice arms or nice stomach? These questions are so superficial and I feel superficial for answering them but I guess in a S/O stomach on me I have neither soo...
65. Hook up or relationship? Relationship, im a sappy sappy romantic at heart a hook up is too impersonal and so crass I want the feelings 
66. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant
67. Kissed a stranger: No
68. Drank hard liquor: Being that I am only 19 I’m legally obligated to say no, but my oldest sister is a horrible influence so I may have had a taste a few times 
69. Lost glasses/contact lenses: No but I have lost a retainer, twice, in the garbage. Yeah my parents werent to happy with me 
70. Turned someone down: Depends? for a date no. for anything havent we all. sex never been offered.
71. Sex on the first date: Virgin, so no and I’ve only had one real boyfriend that wasnt really a relationship anyway so yeah
72. Broken someone’s heart: I want to say no, but I guess I have not in a relationship way but you can break anyones heart for any nimber of reasons
73. Had your heart broken: Hell the fuck yeah but so many damn people 
74. Been arrested: No, close once but the store guy let me go on a warning
75. Cried when someone died:  Yes, doesnt everyone unless the deseased is like an axe murderer or something
76. Fallen for a friend: Ugh this question. I hate it so much. Yes, that boyfriend I mentioned that was the situation and that didnt end well. And then my sophomre year I was like in LOVE with this kid I had known back in elementary school and he was my best friend and he was out of my league and let me down gently. Then i fell for my frenemy my senior year, but he neber knew and it was just a phase for me I guess it didnt last long 
Do you believe in… 77. yourself?  Wish the answer was yes, maybe come again another day? 
78. Miracles?  sometimes 
79. love at first sight?  I would like to but Ii just can’t
80. Santa claus? I wish, but I am glad to pretend for my niece and nephew 
81. Kiss on the first date? Sure if it went well 
82. Angels? Nope. Sorry 
Other 83. Current best friend’s name: Well, I got three. They are my girls, my squad. Weve all been best friends for going on 4 four years. Sam, Dana, Solange 
84. Eye colour:  Brown, boring I know
85. Favourite movie: Can’t choose just one so like the entire Marvel franchise? Can I do that? Too bad I just did 
Im supposed to tag 20 more people but honestly my hands are cramping its after 10 and I really need a shower so if you want to take a crack at this I totally encourage you too. 
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