Jonathan Bailey says the most unhinged shit just cause he can. My favorites so far are (a lot of them need context)
*context: Jonathan at age 11 in school to his peers* "does anyone else think they're gay??"
*context: talking about if dating was better in the regency era or now* "well as a gay man *wink* I'm gonna have to say now"
"I think I might be the only out gay man to have straight allegations"
RuPaul: where do you keep your Olivier award?
Jonny: that's a secret, and I'm sitting on it right. now.
*context: Matt Bomer hurt his toe, this topic is brought up after a scene of Jonny sucking Matt's feet in a TV show has gone viral* "I needed to kiss it better"
Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault!
So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most.
A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people.
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