#right now its a wamuu obsession

[cultofkakyoin]

What They Smell Like 👃

Back at it again and this time it's so specific I hope I don't get copyrighted. I did deep research into perfumes for this as Araki would have intended.

This shit is so stupid im sorry lol.

Phantom Blood

Jonathan Joestar: Lavender and myrrh, a bit like floral licorice. Sweat after an intense day.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Sewage and frankincense. He lives in Victorian London or wherever.

William A. Zeppeli: Smokey and like a riverside.

Straizo: Potpourri.

Erina Pendleton: Eau de Cologne. Orange blossom 🍊

Dio Brando: Death and roses.

Battle Tendency

Joseph Joestar: Man smell.

Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli: Expensive Italian scents, he changes it depending on what's popular.

Lisa Lisa: Potpourri and the hottest scent at the time.

Suzi Q: Roses 🌹

Kars: Floral. Pine. Metal.

Esidisi: Citrus, cedar, and cinnamon.

Wamuu: A fresh breeze. And the stink of battle.

Strohiem: Diesel from the Panzer IV (German engineering and all.)

Stardust Crusaders

Jotaro Kujo: Drakkar Noir, it's in your face and the ladies love it. But also cigarettes.

Joseph Joestar (again): Polo Ralph Lauren, masculine and mature a little old for the time.

Muhammad Avdol: Burnt wood (in a good way) and Chanel No. 5, Joseph recommended it even though it's a perfume and not a cologne, he likes it.

Noriaki Kakyoin: No, not cherries, Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men. It's mature and elegant, just like him.

Jean Pierre Polnareff: Kouros by Yves Saint Laurent, he puts so much on its a bit migraine-inducing. And also tobacco.

Holly Kujo: Miss Dior, flowery, powdery, and just nice.

Suzi Q Joestar: Now older and more mature, she wants to give off a good impression to people and show off her wealth, Chanel No. 5.

Diamond is Unbreakable

Josuke Higashikata: Drakkar Noir.

Koichi Hirose: Regular deodorant.

Okuyasu Nijimura: Average teenage boy in the 90s. Thinks cologne is girly.

Jotaro Kujo (again): Eternity for Men by Calvin Klein.

Rohan Kishibe: The most expansive brand of the time.

Yukako Yamagishi: Exclaimtion❗ Vanilla, peach, and apricot.

Yoshikage Kira: Mundane, like basic bar soap.

Mikitaka Hazekura: No one can pinpoint it.

Tonio Trussardi: Like an Italian restaurant.

Akira Otoishi: Also Drakkar Noir. Wears too much.

Keicho Nijimura: Nothing particular just not bad.

Tomoko Higashikata: Love's Baby Soft. Lavender, rose, and vanilla.

Aya Tsuji: L'eau d'Issey by Issey Miyake. Lotus, Melon, and Freesia, and a woody white musk base (according to Wikipedia.)

Joseph Joestar (again again): Avon. like an old person.

Golden Wind

This part does not go on canon because some of these weren't out in 2001 but idc so just pretend.

Giorno Giovanna: Light Blue (Dolce & Gabbana), floral fruity (apparently.)

Bruno Bucciarati: Higher Dior.

Leone Abbacchio: Red Wine and Mahoran by Guerlain.

Guido Mista: Obnoxiously musky, doesn't matter the brand as long as expansive and loud but it's mixed with gross sweat and gunpowder.

Narancia Ghirga: Oranges and not by design.

Pannacotta Fugo: An office and sweat.

Trish Una: Coco Mademoiselle, Chanel.

Diavolo: Clive Christian No. 1.

Cioccolata: Chocolate, povidone-iodine (that stuff smells and I didn't just imagine that right?), and death.

Secco: Wet dog and grass, somehow.

Risotto Nero: Dilmun by Lorenzo Villoresi and metallic blood.

Formaggio: Annoying. If he passes you in a grocery store or on the street you will be dying from whatever perfume he's sporting.

Illuso: Chanel No. 5, a classic.

Prosciutto: Versace Man by Versace and old people (unfortunately.)

Pesci: Fish (unfortunately.)

Melone: Lube.

Ghiaccio: Acqua di parma Blue Mediterraneo - Mirto di Panarea by Acqua di Parma but he'd be angry throughout the day and sweat, stinking himself up 🤢

Donatella Una: Baby Doll by Yves Saint Laurent.

Stone Ocean

Jolyne Cujoh: Stanky girl (quote from my brother), but out of her Stone Ocean she doesn't usually wear anything but deodorant.

Ermes Costello: Axe bodyspray, mainly to establish dominance over the axe-wearing males in her vicinity.

Foo Fighters: Water.

Weather Report: Not too bad but he doesn't wear cologne and not always deodorant either. Wes wore a cologne that was a bit musky.

Narciso Anasui: Narciso Rodriguez For Her by Narciso Rodriguez.

Enrico Pucci: Like old people because that's all churches are filled with.

Jotaro Kujo (again again): Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men

#jjba headcanons #jjba #jjba part 5 #headcanon #fanfiction #fanfic #jojos bizarre adventure

[sunflowerspinoff]

Can you please do an imagine for me? Pretty please? The reader is the reincarnation of Kars's original human mate, and in present day she is the physician for Joseph and group. She actually despises pillar men  but after Jojo is defeated she agrees to marry Kars in exchange for everyone's life. How would kars treat her? what about the other pillar men? I know its cringe, feel free to skip.....

Since it’s my first time really doing asks on Tumblr I’ll happily oblige to your request, but I was originally only doing headcanons, this was sorta rushed im sorry, thank you for requesting <33

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  Spoils of War - Kars

A physician with few hamon abilities, that’s all you were, tagging along with these men to defeat some sort of power obsessed gods, you had yet to see what type of power these gods actually held though, but Lisa Lisa had assured you it was strong and unbridled, that was enough to send a shiver down the back of your spine.

You were confident enough in your own abilities, maybe not as strong as Lisa Lisa, but you could go toe to toe with Caesar and Joseph and remain relatively unscathed. The two men had grown relatively close to you, so training was going along swimmingly and you had managed to grow stronger throughout the time you had together. There was always doubt that festered at the back of your head though, what if you were never strong enough?

When the time came for you to see one of these Pillarmen, fear, alongside something else that you couldn’t decipher, bristled inside of you, they were bigger than both Joseph and Caesar and were stronger than you could’ve imagined, you didn’t think much of it when one of them paused to give you a once over before finally throwing himself into battle. 

Your escape couldn’t be guaranteed next time.

It had all been so quick. Your heart was in your throat, your injuries felt non existent as Caesar screamed out, the last of his hamon flurrying out in powerful bursts around him, a cry of yours and Joseph’s names echoed throughout the cave as you and Wamuu watched on. Tears gathered around your eyes, he was succumbing to his injuries, you sobbed his name, grief washing over you as you attempted to ignore your injuries and drag yourself to his body, a shred of hope in you wishing he was alive so you could prevent his death before it could happen. You were out of luck this time.

A strong arm tore you away from his body, you were thrown over a shoulder, you yelled, punched and kicked with all the energy you had left, crying out for Caesar, before Wamuu silenced you, You were hurting, so badly, Caesar’s death and your injuries lulling you into slumber, numbness taking over you as Wamuu brought you to who knows where.

Your eyes snapped open with some sort of newfound fury, a grudge held in your mind against Wamuu for ridding your friend of his life so early, but you found that you were nowhere familiar, noise caught your attention, you skittered around, keeping your footsteps light to not draw any attention to yourself as you searched for your exit.

Locked.

Great.

You attempted using your hamon to break open the door, succeeding the second time, but that had no doubt caught the attention of the vampires lurking nearby, who almost all lunged for you at the same time, you growled in annoyance before disposing of them with your hamon.

You ran right into the dragons den, Wamuu’s and Kars’ eyes snapping to you almost instantly, Wamuu seemed indifferent, Kars just smiled, your thoughts ran wild, but were quickly diminished when another vampire shot your way, making quick work of it, you eyed the exit, but there was no way you could survive two Pillarmen, you were trapped.

Kars made his way towards you slowly, you stepped backwards for every step he took towards you, but it left you caged in, flinching when his clawed hand came up to rest against the side of your cheek, his voice feather light in the otherwise silent room.

“You’re still as beautiful as the day I lost you.” 

Your confusion and anger radiated off of you when he pressed a soft kiss to your cheekbone, your impulse causing you to try and kick him, but he barely even flinched, only chuckling and causing you to attempt to wriggle out of the corner you had trapped yourself in.

You were saved by the metaphorical bell when you heard Joseph and Lisa Lisa’s voices, bursting out from Kars’ grasp to sprint towards the doorway, a vampire swinging down to try and stop you, but Lisa Lisa’s scarf shot out to kill it with a burst of her hamon.

“You’re alive.” She breathed in awe, her face softening, but before you could say anything, Josephs arms wrapped around you from behind, pulling you into a crushing hug.

“I’m so glad you’re okay.”He whispered into your neck, you felt your neck grow wet, he was crying. You threw your arms around him in return.

“Me too.” You snickered, blinking away your own tears before they threatened to spill out. The moment of honest peace was broken by a snicker from behind you all, you steeled, turning to face the remaining Pillarmen, Kars looked relatively unhappy but you ignored the gaze he held, trained on you.

“Let’s rinse this asshole.” Joseph cracked his knuckles, but you grabbed his arm in a panicked flurry, whispering to him about how strong you knew Wamuu and Kars were, he seemed to ignore you, before Lisa Lisa stepped up with the idea of a challenge. Your brain threw itself into overdrive, no, every fiber of your body was telling you that this was a bad idea, Kars stared at you as if he could sense your discomfort with Lisa Lisa’s offer. He grinned at you, this could be used as an advantage for him, you knew it, you were cornered, again.

“Coach, Joseph, I don’t th-” 

“I have a proposition for you.” 

You made a soft noise of surprise, being cut off so suddenly by Kars, you felt his presence behind you, he was closer than you expected and it sent a shiver down the back of your spine. It only settled in how much bigger Kars was to you when he came to stand so close.

Kars looked down at the back of your head, you were an exact replica of the woman he once loved, you acted like her, looked like her, god you even smelt like her, he hadn’t realized how much he had missed you until of recent, he’d heard of reincarnation but never bothered to see if it was myth, it was safe to say he believed it was true now. He wished nothing more than to hold you once more.

“What type of proposition , Kars?” Lisa Lisa inquired, her arms crossed over her chest as you bristled, Joseph seemed suspicious, leaning forward to grasp your arm and pull you closer to him and Lisa Lisa, deeming Kars to be too close to you to comfort.

“Yourself and Joseph will be allowed to leave here unscathed, me or any of my men will refrain from harming you, in exchange for your friend here.” Joseph erupted with a shout as soon as Kars finished his offer, Lisa Lisa and you both seemed to be taken aback.

“Never!” Lisa Lisa finally breathed, you were silent, Kars watched the emotions play out on your face, a smile dawning his face when you turned to him.

“You’re sure they won’t be hurt?” You bit your lip, looking to the side to avoid both your friends and Kars’ eyes.

“Hand on heart. You have my word.” Kars made the hand over heart motion before offering the hand out for you to shake, you breathed a sigh, giving Lisa Lisa and Joseph a sad look before turning and accepting his hand.

“Okay.”

“I’ll come with you.”

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