Knuckles
Edalyn Clawthorne x child!reader
Platonic, obviously
Reader is Eda's first adopted kid, right before King.
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Eda is sat comfortably on the couch, King curled up on her lap, Luz and Y/N at school with their friends, safe and sound. Yep, today was gonna be a slow day of drinking Apple Blood and watching those human work out tapes again. She still didn't understand why they had a plot, though. King jumped when the door creaked open, and Y/N peeked through nervously. Eda sat up, furrowing her brows.
"Uh-uh, you're supposed to be at-"
Y/N steps fully through the door and Eda's jaw drops. King rushes over with her as she cups Y/N's face, examining the bruise and bloody nose.
"Oh hoho, I cannot wait to fight a kid. Wait, no, what happened?"
Y/N sniffled, and their lip started to quiver.
"I.. Me and... Luz was getting.."
"Where is she? Is she still at school? How did you get here without being caught? Titan, sit down, You're shaking like a leaf."
Y/N sits obediently, and Eda puts her hands on her hips, confusion lacing her features. Y/N grips the couch tightly, digging his nails into the fabric. Eda sighs, leaning over slightly to stare at the floor.
"Alright, start again, kiddo."
"Luz was getting.. Not really, uh, picked on but- Um, she wasn't happy because Boscha was making fun of her, so I maybe might've, uh, punched her? Then she retaliated with magic, but you said not to use magic for things like this because it wasn't fair so-"
"Hold on, hold on. So this Boscha girl was beating you up?"
"No! Well, yeah, but I deserved it! I did punch he- Mom?"
Eda had pulled a crow phone from her hair, calling the school. She stomped into the kitchen, and Y/N could hear her snarking off to the principal. King appeared with the first aid kit, placing a green and pink striped bandaid over their bruise.
"Your knuckles are pretty beat up for someone who only punched once."
"Well.. I didn't just sit there and take it, buddy. We're Clawthornes, not quitters. I.. did lose, though. Badly."
King giggled lightly, wiping Y/N's hands with a wet wipe before starting to pat the bloodied knuckles with some alcohol. Eda came back in.
"Okay! So I've been informed the both of you are suspended! Yay! Apparently you fought back pretty hard, kiddo. Good job. You get to stay home two days with mama Eda. Boscha is expelled for the rest of the week, since it's only Tuesday."
"Suspended?" Y/N breathes, shock widening their eyes. "I didn't-"
Eda sat down, putting her arm over Y/N's shoulder and rubbing their arm. King was almost finished decorating their hands with bandages that mostly did the job of covering the wounds.
"Relax, kid. Bump knows what he's doing. Just be lucky you didn't have my principal. Oh, whoa. You're crying, okay- What's wrong?"
"I have tests tomorrow! Plus, Boscha might- might be worse now that I got her in trouble! Luz, too. What if she's disappointed in me? Titan, I just met her and already failed."
Y/N sniffled and King frowned, nuzzling against their neck as they picked him up. Eda sighed, wiping Y/N's tears with her thumbs. She kissed their forehead, humming.
"It's okay. If that bii...ooty gets on your nerves again you tell me, and I'll handle it myself. You can make those tests up any time, too. They're just tests! And don't worry about Luz, you've met the ray of sunshine. She's gonna be so proud of you for standing up for her. Just like I am."
Y/N whimpered, this time out of pure love than sadness. Eda grinned, tilting her head slightly as Y/N wiped their own tears, laughing.
"Alright, alright. So, N/N, what mischief do you wanna get into over the next two days?"
"..let's go get some things from the Human Realm?"
"You got it! Marilyn and N/N are back in business!"
She stood, pumping her fist in the air. She turned back to Y/N as they played with King, moving the titans arms around and making him dance. She smiled.
"Y/N?"
"Yep?"
"You use your magic next time, and beat that bitch to a pulp!"
"MOM!" "EDA!"
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Hi!!!
For the ask game: 😂🤔🗑️ (any of these you like or all of them if you wish)
"man. i think the show itself tortures me enough as it is" in response to me writing a VERY angsty fic
i really, really wanna write a role swap fic. I fucking love that trope. and I hate when people make the characters just,,, swap personalities?? because what's so cool about role swaps is giving the characters the same roles and then seeing what THEYD do with that role. not following the story beat for beat. I wanna do that so bad man.
I had a whole fic about rewriting history on the isles to be more accurate but so much of it revolved around hunter and flapjack and flapjack setting the record straight about caleb and. Yeah 😭😭 sucks because some of the lines FUCKED
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ROUND TWO, MATCH NINETY: HUNTER VS. DR. KONDRAKI
Hunter from the Owl House faces Doctor Kondraki from the SCP Foundation.
Hunter Propaganda:
"bad but sad boy"
Dr. Kondraki Propaganda:
"KONDRAKI PROPAGANDA SHE IS THE SPECIALEST GIRL IN THE WORLD AND SHES DOOMED BY RHE NARRATIVE (you people like that right?) AND SHE LOVES HER LITTLE BUTTERFLIES AND SHES TRANSGENDER BECAUSE I SAY SO#KONNYSWEEP"
"↘️↘️↘️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️↙️↙️↙️
➡️➡️➡️Dr Kondraki Propaganda Here⬅️⬅️⬅️
↗️↗️↗️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️↖️↖️↖️"
"Dr. Kondraki Swag:
telepathic queen
transfem swag
has a chunky husband
has a son
total DILF/MILF
deer lesbian daughter in law
husband is also a Tumblr Sexyman. (literally. hes got a page)
loves water bottles.
telepathy with a bunch of butterflies.
good with swords
badass photographer."
"he recycles his water bottles"
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