#realistic voices

[gutsby]

Diehard

Pairing: dbf!Joel x Reader

Summary: Joel tries Viagra for the very first time.

Warnings: 18+. Unprotected p-in-v. Erectile dysfunction. Daddy kink. Praise kink if you squint. Overstimulation. Cumplay. She/her pussy pronouns. Pushing physical limits with a pre-negotiated safe word in place for it.

Note: No more limp dick erasure. We die like [old] men.

Part of the Waiting Game ‘verse | Word count: 986

Joel just wanted to prove he could fuck like he used to.

He didn’t think he’d almost kill you in the process.

“JOEL!” you screeched, heels digging deep in the mattress as your climax came in seismic waves.

The stimulation was insane. Normally the much-older man would have been down for the count after two—and usually one—big O, but now his chest was heaving, hips relentlessly beating a punishing pace against your own.

Your walls were slick with not only your cum but his, milky ropes of his arousal making for an obscene set of sounds every time his dick slid in and out of your cunt. You could feel his balls tighten and twitch with every forthcoming spurt of him, practically reeling with the pulse of each new sticky gift inside you. His groans rumbled low, but the power and pleasure and outright primal fervor they conveyed were unmistakeable. You had to look down, feebly, to believe it yourself—Joel never fucked his way through your orgasm and his.

Then you felt a palm slide up the back of your head, and Joel held it up to make sure you watched him fuck you.

“J-Joel,” you whimpered, watching his girth disappear and reappear at least a half-dozen times as you did.

“Just a little more, honey,” he murmured against your forehead. The smack of each thrust was dizzying, “Want my pretty girl nice and full’a me before she leaves, okay?”

Joel never could let you head back to college without a few of his loads and a head full of filthy memories—something to hold you over until your next visit home. You would’ve liked to mumble back, ‘Okay,’ but then your pussy clenched around him, and his thrusts grew faster.

“My sweet girl,” he grinned, “She likes that, huh?”

You could scarcely manage a nod. The weight of your head was held fully by him, and if that wasn’t indicative enough of your fucked-out state, your face surely said the rest. When Joel leaned back to adjust the angle of his thrusts, he caught sight of your hooded, glossy stare and almost came all over again. He slowed his pace for once.

Then he dipped a finger between your body and his, just long enough to douse the tip of his digit with cum. He bottomed out inside you, watched you part your lips in a gentle gasp, and pressed his touch to that open space.

It was almost like you didn’t have the strength to suck. You just let him smear the sticky stuff along your lower lip, gaze plastered to his. Then Joel’s cock sank deeper.

“O-ow!” you whined, partly reanimated by the stretch.

“You can take it,” Joel grunted.

The double entendre wasn’t lost on you. You could, and would, take his finger and his cock inside. You suckled dumbly on the cum-drenched fingertip in assent.

But when Joel’s finger popped out of your mouth and his thrusts picked back up, you weren’t entirely convinced you would be able to hold up the second half of that deal.

It wasn’t fair. He took one magic pill, and poof, his dick stayed hard for half the fucking day. You had nothing but your youth and two shaking legs to ensure your survival. When Joel worked his cock back and forth a couple more times and it seemed your body was about ready to scream, you took hold of his biceps and squeezed tight.

“I can’t.”

“Can’t what?”

The tip of his cock nicked a soft ridge inside you, and you jolted back. Joel’s palm was still pressed to your head, holding you to him, and his hips had you pinned as well.

Instead of answering, you whimpered.

You didn’t want him to stop, but you also weren’t sure if you could handle any more. Your eyes met his, pleading.

“Can’t what?” Joel pressed, a little more sternly.

Another whimper. Inside, Joel’s cock was rubbing that pleasure point raw, and you felt another climax coming.

“Use your words.”

“Too— too—”

Each new thrust was sending stars before your eyes. Joel was one sick man if he tried to make you talk while he fucked you past the point of all intelligible speech.

“Too what? Tell me, baby.”

You’d get that fucker back someday. Joel just grinned.

“Too much,” you hissed when his hips delivered another mind-numbing push. Then, feeling pleasure threaten to peak at almost a painful degree, “Toomuchtoomucht—”

Joel continued thrusting, knowing damn well you knew what to say if you really wanted him to stop. As if to underscore this point, he tipped your head back and made you hold his gaze, features creased with a frown.

“That sure don’t sound like the safe word to me.”

It wasn’t. You knew it wasn’t. He didn’t need to tell you twice, or even breathe a second word besides. With one more brush of Joel’s thick, throbbing, implausibly hard cock, he sent you over the edge and into your fourth orgasm of the morning, hitting that spot again and again.

And again.

And again.

Just like before, Joel fucked you through each wave, catching your lips this time to stifle your cries. You might’ve gone blind for a second or two, but that was alright; the pleasure, proximity, and then the sweet, erratic pulse of his cock sending rope after rope of his cum deep inside made the overstimulation worthwhile.

Your body went limp against the bed, held tight in Joel’s grasp, when you felt that sickly sweet dichotomy of soft, tender touches and a cock lodged between your walls that was as hard as it had ever been. Still trying to console you with kisses, still trying to warm you up for another round, perhaps, Joel almost laughed out loud in your mouth when you groaned into his and whispered:

“Please don’t ever take that fucking pill again.”

#SOMETIMES I WRITE THIS MIDDLE-AGED MAN LIKE HE’S 25 AND JUST NEED TO SHUT THE F*CK UP #*brittany broski voice* BE REALISTIC!!!!!!! #BE F*CKING FOR REAL #FOR A SECOND BE FOR REAL #joel miller #joel miller tlou #joel miller smut #joel miller imagine #joel miller one shot #joel miller x reader #joel miller fanfiction #the last of us #tlou #the last of us fic #joel miller x you #dbf!joel miller #dbf!joel

[0809sysblings]

ok just thought of the FUNNIEST fucking concept.

so the prisoners hear what we say about them. what if it's always the language the comment was in? so theyd hear Japanese comments as Japanese and then hear English comments as English, etc.

Shidou can speak English, and the other prisoners somehow learn this information as well. he becomes the go-to person to get a translation whenever a prisoner hears a voice in English.

Fuuta: yo Shidou. can you translate these? i wrote them down when i heard them last night. Shidou: oh yes of course *takes the paper* The paper: "king got cancelled for his Twitter crimes" "he's so transgender and for what" "he's so pathetic i want to put him in a blender" Shidou: Fuuta: ... well??? Shidou: sorry just... give me a moment to collect my thoughts

Kazui: Shidou-kun, i know you're busy, but ah.... would you mind translating these for me? for some reason i haven't been able to get them out of my head... here i wrote them down Shidou: oh sure, Mukuhara-san, i've got time *takes the paper* The paper: "he is NOT beating the allegations" "ohhh so he's just gay" "old man yaoi" "hes not that old stop saying 'old man yaoi'" Shidou: ............. if you could just give me some time to take a closer look at these later...

#Milgram #Shidou #he has had to see SO MUCH SHIT #like ok realistically no one would probably be telling anyone else about what the voices are saying but. this is funny so #suspend your disbelief for a moment

[yellow-yarrow]

Saying that the student communists commission Cindy for caricatures or mazovian yaoi is funny but it's even funnier when we consider that we mostly see Cindy do non-figurative art in the game (except that one stylized skull she drew). Like Ulixes asks her for mazov x nilsen and she hands him something like this

#thats a basquiat painting btw #if we headcanon that the Smoker paints maybe he can help them out #but it would be the complete opposite #hed do a realistic painting but he would also ask them to model for it #what am i even doing trying to tie a wild headcanon (mazovian yaoi) to canon facts #*ulixes voice* make sure its historicaly accurate otherwise i cant get off on it #steban the student communist #echo maker

[crimson-nail]

annoying yaoi for my friend nico, the original klrw annoying yaoi enjoyer

#charlie’s art #how the fuck do i even tag this. there’s four names #trigun #trigun maximum #livio the double fang #razlo the tri punisher of death #millions knives #nicholas d wolfwood #kniveswood #knivio #knivwoodio. kniviowood. millions livwood. girl i’m at a fucking loss here #klrw sounds like a radio station #this is why people come up with catchy names for polyships. i’ll fucking call this orphans with knives don’t test me #i like drawing the claw hands and the expressions #the voice in your head telling you that you need to draw expressions realistically is the devil and you should never listen

[fauna-and-floraa]

Happy Birthday to Mr. Sunshine himself, Felix ☀ 15.9.00

#Lee Felix #Felix Lee #Stray kids #bystay #skz #skz gifs #stray kids gifs #kpop gifs #felixedit #usersun #<3 #This one was fun to make i watched so many felix vids... and saved way too many #I split the foon gif in two so we got a realistic timing of how long he paused to ponder it #anyway happy birthday felix angel << imagine hyunjins voice for that angel #jesskz #🐥🐈

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days - Anti-Riku

#kingdom hearts 358/2 days #kh days #anti-riku #the world that never was #my gif #i'll reiterate again in case anyone missed the info from my last post but #after you complete this fight in the main story you can return back to it in mission mode and riku will instead appear as anti-riku #his moveset remains the same except he has no voice lines #he's reskinned because if you or a friend played as riku in multiplayer mode it would get confusing very fast #are there any creepypastas for these games? #omg anti riku started bleeding realistic blood from under his blindfold #then he crawled out of my nintendo ds screen and climbed up my arm like a cockroach and killed me irl

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #144

Peter Parker sounds just like Spider-Man. This is something that the students of Midtown find hilarious

Soon, Peter's getting comments in the halls like, "Hey are you that kid who sounds like Spider-Man?" "Uhhh I mean -" "Holy shit it's truuue" and, "Hey Parker, say, 'Hiya Mister Criminal'' "(sigh) Hiya Mister criminal-"

It becomes a daily bit on the school news: they put Peter in the cheapest, most ridiculous Spider-Man mask imaginable and get him to say wild stuff, whatever Midtown students can think of. Like that bit at the end of Honest Trailers.

(Peter may or may not go slightly viral saying some Stuff about the Rogue Avengers in his "Spider-Man voice." Tony may or may not nearly piss himself laughing about it when he finds out.

Spider-Man himself has yet to comment.)

#this may be crack but it's 100% realistic #don't tell me if you had a classmate whose voice sounded EXACTLY like a celebrity you wouldn't get them to say wild shit #'marcus sounds just like obama' 'omg marcus say: can we cancel homework for ever yes we can' #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #also how long does this miscommunication last #I mean the longer the funnier obviously #does mj ensure that she is strategically placed to witness her peers when the identity reveal happens & inevitable meltdown occurs #if your answer isn't yes actually yes it is #peter parker #tony stark #spider-man #midtown students #academic decathlon #queueueueue #weekly reminder that I love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want I just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[insomnya777]

my dads car wasn't working very well so he called the mechanics and he put it on speakerphone and i nearly had a heart attack THE GUY SOUNDED SO MUCH LIKE ETHO

#SO MUCH LIKE ETHO IT WAS ACTUALLY INSANE. #EVEN THE LAUGH #BRO I WAS FLABBERGASTED MY JAW DROPPED THE SECOND I REALIZED WHY HIS VOICE SOUNDED FAMILIAR #IM CANADIAN AS WELL #breaking news guys etho is a car mechanic #????!!!!????!?? #realistically i know it was a coincidence the phone probably distorted the voice and i was very tired and also just finished an etho vid so #BUT IMAGINE #nya talks #ethoslab #etho #hermitblr #trafficblr

[frodo-with-glasses]

So uh. I might’ve found a pattern here.

From The Fellowship of the Ring, “Three Is Company”:

From The Two Towers, “The Uruk-Hai”:

From The Return of the King, “The Houses of Healing”:

Now I know Tolkien hated allegory. And I know LotR is not a copy-and-paste parable about WWII (which he didn’t fight in) or even WWI (which he did). But the man did see war, and so did people he loved, and he had a non-zero amount of trauma, and some of that is gonna make its way into his writing somehow.

And I think his soul might’ve had something to say about soldiers being forced to walk until they dropped from exhaustion.

#lord of the rings #lotr #honestly i think the first quote is the most chilling in this context?? #like the second one pretty clearly portrays the horror of those marches #and the third seems like a realistic best-case scenario: you walk until you drop and then a familiar and beloved voice wakes you up #but the first is?? almost desperately happy?? like he’s reaching so far to say ‘no i swear this traumatic thing could be beautiful and good’ #‘it could be good!’ #‘IT COULD BE GOOD!! I SWEAR’ #‘PLEASE JUST LET ME HAVE THIS’ #and you get this sense of desperation #like he wishes a tall and beautiful Elf was there to help him and the other exhausted young men up when they stumbled and fell #i dunno if i’m making any sense but it kinda makes my heart hurt #i feel like i’m peeking into an open wound in this man’s soul

[nyaskitten]

Fun fact: While recording for season 2 of Dragons Rising, Sam Vincent was Actually undergoing his own mental crisis with horrible visions of dangers to come!

So that scene where he calls out to the Source Dragons for answers? That's his real and genuine frustrations, that wasn't in the script, hell the Source Dragons weren't even gonna be in the show until heard Sam kinda just... started venting in the recording booth. Then, after they had finished recording they overhauled s1 slightly, to add in Source Dragons.

My source? Dude just trust me...

#srsly how the fuck do they get this man to act like this ... #i gotta see his paychecks he must be making SO much money #or do they lock him in a cage in the studio every day until they need his voice . hence the realistic insanity #if anything the INSANITY is his true voice #they gotta force him to sound normal . #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #raine's rambles #raine's shitposting #unreality #ig ? idfk man i dont get payed enough to be making high quality shitposts.

[macabreblublu]

“Ssssssoo, snake-y enough?”

Nothing, just wanted to draw Naga Crowley, but make it less “half human up top with snake tail below” and more “snake-y all the way” cause my monster-loving self needed to indulge in this✨✨✨

Took inspiration from fantasy aspects and that one scene of Crowley shifting midway from full snake to human form (last slide but it looks so cursed :’D )

Hope y’all like ittt ;)

Alternate with Aziraphale (not pictured) being flustered-

#good omens #good omens crowley #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #*implied #naga crowley #really wanted to try out backgrounds and #safe to say #I won’t be doing another realistic background anytime soon- #BUT SNEK CROWLEY IS FOREVAH #but don’t get me started on the process of drawing the scales #*aziraphale’s voice #oh it was a comPLETE nightmare #good omens fanart

[fecto-forgo]

im always forgetting that actually prefering scratchy "hard to understand" robotic vocaloid tuning is a me thing only nobody else agrees with

#analiceoriginal.txt #sorry i find if its all realistic youve just made the song more boring that instrumental better go RLY hard to make up for it #if im looking for music made w the robot voices i wanna hear the damn robots!!!

[silverskye13]

wait I missed something, you said Tanguish has a voice claim? who??

You didn't miss anything, I've never talked about it lol. I don't normally share my personal voice claims for characters because I don't like restricting people. It's for the same reason whenever someone says "Hey what's your design for X?" I always end the art/description with "You don't have to do that though!"

Anyway, to me Tanguish's voice is in the same higher register as Tango's voice, leaning on the higher end, but a lot smoother, without Tango's rasp. Examples would be:

LeGrand, the first singer in Give A Little

Bo Burnham, especially the silly noises he can make, and the way his tone flattens out on sustained notes like "Well Well" in this song.

The cadence and expressivity in You're Not Welcome by Naethan Apollo.

Ruse and the Caper by Coyote Theory is one of the few songs I can see Tanguish singing. Like, a near perfect match for his voice.

Yeah [jazz hands] there you go. My little scattershot voice claim range. Though as before so again, don't let me dictate how the little guy sounds in your head lol.

#rns asks #anonymous #tanguish #voice claim #this has a lot of external links so ill never be able to search it on my blog again rip #oh well #anyway still dont really have a good claim for helsknight #current closest picks are: steven rodriguez / andy black / jonathan young and like. creed of all bands. #but theyre all not... quite right #i think he sounds growl-y and deep #and realistically a song wouldnt work for him much anyway as a vc because i dont think the man can sing #he sings like a dog howls: it passes but it aint a wolf

[13dps]

#was gonna rework this better but tbh. idk if thats realistic so. #richard horvitz your voice is so captivating. anyways. theyre like twitch streaming but the chat part is entiraly over the mind. #psychonauts 2

[ducksbeloved]

you know what vultures are... birds. and you know who's partially a bird.... AYDA AGUEFORT!!

#fig faeth voice #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #dimension 20 #ayda aguefort #realistically i know she wont be coming back for plot integrity reasons #but in my heart

[the-knife-consumer]

If the actor for link talks I'm going to start chewing all of my books to shreds.

#if he uses sign language or gestures or makes small grunts or whatever. okay thats cool #but if they cast some rich white boy and give him a rich white boy painfully boring voice im going to eat drywall #stop it. stop it stop it stop it.... why couldn't they just animate it at least that would make it less #idk. likely to be dissapointing. but bc its live action its so much more likely to just be sooooooo boring #they could fuck up in so many ways. cheap coustumes. overuse of cg. poor set design. poor lighting. chris pratt. #if they make it all gritty and “realistic” and remove all of the whimsical loz humor to make it more “real” i will KILL SOMEONEEEE #even in tp the most “edgy” zelda game there is still love. there are still funny bits. theres still zelda charm and joy. #do noottttttttt oh my god. hopes are six feet under rn.