Bug face practice! Why does nobody talk about how wildly fuzzy hornets are. How many other bugs are we missing out on bc their fuzz is just So Small.
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Do you like real moths because
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Yes!!! Yes I love!!! They!
Moff!! <3
Precious!
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"oh hey what the hell"
bathroom's closed; wasp photoshoot
"what"
*reviewing my settings and lowering ISO* bathroom's closed. wasp photoshoot.
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robin's face after eddie delivers the big boy line is so funny to me.
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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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Closest match: Molanna angustata genome assembly, chromosome: 4
Common name: Hood casemaker fly
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Realbugs story post <3
And also dumb words bc it's my mood
TAKE HEED and BEHOLD.
This INSOLENT WRETCH.
Allow me to introduce you to my fateful expedition.
I had paused when I'd seen a little green cicada mournfully dragging itself over the sunlit pavement.
Oh no! I thought in dismay. He will get Steppied Upon and Squashily Crunched!
So, like the generous soul I am, I squatted to offer my hand for him to crawl upon. He went right for it and I smiled at his funny little claws on my skin. A friend.
I lifted him up up up into the air, turning to search for a good spot of safety. However, by chance, I noticed his leg twitching oddly. Gasp! Is he okay?
I scrutinize my passenger.
THIS FUCKER IS SLURPING ME!!!!!!!!
(Note the small black pipe from its snoot area into my skin. That's the piercing mouthpart, sort of like a mosquito's, that cicadas use to poke into tree bark for sap.)
LOOK AT HIM POKING HIS CAPRISUN STRAW MOUTH INTO MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!! WITHOUT CONSENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The audacity!!!! The nerve!!!!!!!!!! This idiot thinks I'm a tree!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so offended.
Of course, I easily grabbed him, plucking him from his CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.
Gaze upon him.
Is this not the face of guilt???
Does he think he can politely tuck away his sippy tube and feign innocence????????
I will be pressing charges!!!!!!!!
(Made by @sharkiethedork for whom I have endless love)
In conclusion I hope this particular cicada slips on a very small banana peel
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something something specific species of rove beetle mimic the appearance, odor and behavior of certain species of ants in order to infiltrate colonies
aka @somerandomdudelmao's most recent marble sky part is on my mind and i can't stop thinking about oscar in relation to rove beetles. he may not be trying to eat marmor young but hey. imitation beetle funny
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"new friend?"
Another day in neighborhood, another troublemaker in Howdy's bugdega
Explaining that he has a whole stack, stash and a box of things to do, "uncle Howdy" tells Lilly to go find someone else to play with, giving a couple of beloved by her tangerines, to sweeten the situation at least a bit.
Throwing out the peels Lilly finds something bizarre- more like someone??
They went to visit frogs later :]
That frog ribbited something too personal 😔😔
Tiger cubs tend to bite others while playing, so does Lilly! (Nobody can escape the lil ankle biter!! Muhaha!!)
Her clown nose honks if you press on it! :]
so silly!!!! Gahhhh!!!! He better watch out for the claws though-
Being silly whole day is a hard job to do so they're taking a nap😔😔
Goofy doodle of "the mandatory older sibling report in the end of the day" lmao (Sunny would think Robbie is just one of the countless itty bitty bugs Lilly befriends)
Robbie belongs to @clownsuu ! >:^]
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