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Men are good for two things: orgasms and reaching the wine glasses on the top shelf.ARI: I’ve always said boyfriends are like martinis; they’re lots of fun at first, but the longer you indulge the bigger headache they’ll give you. With career goals to crush and more than a few balls in the air, there’s no place in my life for the messy complications of…
🎵 Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine. You guys are on my mind... 🎵
WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA SIMS! The hottest new reality TV show on Simblr. I'm your host jonquilyst, and starting today 14 teenagers will gather to put their wits, guts, and strength to the test to see who can survive and persevere the longest. Buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be totally, absolutely insane!
Allow me to also welcome you to Camp Simsanakwa! Located somewhere along the coast of Brindleton Bay, this crappy summer camp will be our 14 contestants' new home! Here’s a little tour:
🎵 You asked me what I wanted to be, and I think the answer is plain to see... 🎵
🎵 I wanna live close to the sun. Pack your bags 'cause I've already won... 🎵
We've got the basic necessities here: 2 cabins (one for each team) with 2 rooms each, a mess hall for everyone's lounging and culinary needs, and of course bathrooms for everyone to do their business!
But the most exciting part is the campfire, where everyone will face the judgement of their fellow contestants, and the Dock of Shame, where losers will say goodbye to Total Drama Sims!
Now, our 14 contestants have arrived. Allow me to formally introduce our two teams: THE SCREAMING LLAMAS AND THE KILLER COWPLANTS!
🎵 Everything to prove nothing's in my way. I'll get there one day! 🎵
(from left to right; top to bottom)
ASTER ERNST (he/him) by @mayzie-grobe - An aspiring medium who believes in everything metaphysical, like ghosts and astrology
CAMDEN REESE (he/him) by @simsinfinitylt - Your neighborhood party boy; colorful and energetic
ELLI PROUDMOORE (they/them) by @void-critters - Your typical rebel who thrives on defiance and mischief
LILIUM POND (she/her) by @seyvia - An outdoorsy girl who's hopelessly obsessed with frogs
POPPY SPARKS (she/her) by @micrathene-w - A creative who wants to become an admired icon
REAGAN FELIX (she/her) by @prismaticpotentia - A pressured rich girl who wants to make her parents proud
TERRANCE VELLARD (he/him) by @aniraklova - A mischievous goofball who loves a good prank
(from left to right; top to bottom)
ALEXIS YOUNGBLOOD (she/her) by @thebramblewood - An impulsive daredevil who's confident she'll win
ANIKA PATEL (she/her) by @comfyinn - An easily-jealous girl who was tricked into the competition by her father
AUBREY DE PEYSTER (she/her) by @chaoticpixls - An environment-conscious bookworm who wants to carve her own path
CASSIE FULLER (she/her) by @softle0 - A famous streamer with a knack of flirting with anyone she sees
DAHLIA GROVE (she/her) by @ashubii - An obedient studious girl who accidentally became a contestant by boarding the wrong bus
KENZIE RITCHIE (she/her) by @wastelandwhisperer - An obnoxiously colorful girl who loves all things kawaii
LOGAN WEST-HARPER (he/him) by @akitasimblr - A reserved though kind boy who was entered into the competition by his brother
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Round One Experimentation Off Polls down below:
HENRY JEKYLL VS VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN
HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ (PHINEAS & FERB) VS YZMA (EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE)
PAMELA ISLEY (BATMAN) VS ALBERT WESKER (RESIDENT EVIL)
IL DOTTORE (GENSHIN IMPACT) VS MEDIC (TEAM FORTRESS 2)
HERBERT WEST (REANIMATOR) VS FRANK N FURTER (ROCKY HORROR)
STEIN (SOUL EATER) VS REAGAN RIDLEY (INSIDE JOB)
OLIVIA OCTAVIUS (INTO THE SPIDERVERSE) VS JONATHAN CRANE (BATMAN)
DR ROBOTNIK (SONIC THE HEDGEHOG) VS HANGE ZOE (ATTACK ON TITAN)
Jordan made choripán for dinner. He’s a great cook. Koichi is impressed with his culinary skills. Mochi is impressed that he didn’t catch the grill on fire.
They decided to eat dinner outside, since the weather was warm and sunny.
Koichi and Justice had to bring some camp chairs up from the basement to make enough spots at the table for everyone. The boys are watching Yuki again today, and of course Ariya wanted to join the conversation even though he doesn’t need to eat.
Jordan may not have caught the grill on fire, but he seems to have started a fire somewhere else…
The flirting went on all through dinner (a lot of it autonomously), and it was as if Jordan and Koichi thought there was no one at the table except them.
Not everyone was happy about this development, though.
Justice: Yeah, I’m out. Just gonna go wash the dishes. By myself.
Yuki: Excuse me. Excuse me! What do you think you’re doing?!
Yuki shouted some forbidden words at Jordan.
Koichi: Yuki! What would your father think if he heard you say that? Tell Jordan you’re sorry, please.
Yuki: I won’t! He’s messing up everything.
Jordan: I’m sorry! You were really serious the other night, weren’t you?
Koichi: Serious about what?
Jordan: You know what? Maybe you and Shirayuki should talk it over.
Yuki: You may address me as Miss Okamoto, thank you very much.
Jordan: Uh… my apologies, Okamoto-san.
Yuki: That’s better.
Koichi: What’s going on, Yuki-chan? Why are you so upset?
Yuki: As if you don’t know!
Koichi: I actually don’t know. That’s why I’m asking.
Yuki: it’s because of him! How could you…? You hardly even know him!
Koichi: That’s not—
Yuki: You’ll probably take him to the museum and buy him ice cream too, won’t you? And… and you’ll let him wear your sweater! If that’s is how it’s going to be, I’m never letting you take me on another date again, Koichi Shiba!
Koichi: …
Meanwhile, Justice was feeling sorry for himself.
Justice: Man… a few days ago, Jordan was flirting with me. I really thought we had something going there for a minute. I guess Mochi was right. I’m just too nice, and I’m destined to be friend-zoned by everybody. Ugh… why are the moody ones like Koichi so attractive? What’s he got that I don’t?
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The drama is getting real around here, @dandylion240 😆
After weeks of battle, triumph, drama, and other teenager shenanigans, it is finally time to crown the winner of Total Drama Sims!!
Our finalists are Lilium Pond and Dahlia Grove. These two have outlasted everyone else and now, all of the eliminated contestants will be coming together to vote for a winner as a jury! Votes will be public, so you will know who votes for who.
Voting will go from the bottom of the leaderboard up (aka last place to the most recently eliminated), and will be confessional-style to make up for those who never had a confessional while on Total Drama Sims. So, without further ado, let's determine our winner!!
14th place - Elli Proudmoore
"Dahlia, we weren't on the same team, but you were pretty interesting and we talked for a little bit, so uh... yeah."
13th - Aubrey De Peyster
"Dahlia! After watching you from the sidelines, I really regret not getting to know you sooner. We have a lot in common! So, please accept my vote as your former teammate."
12th - Kenzie Ritchie
"Lilium! I really wish we could have been on the same team; we would could have been amazing allies!"
11th - Aster Ernst
"Lilium, since I met you I knew the stars were in your favor. I believe the universe has a divine plan for you! So for that, my vote is going to you."
10th - Cassie Fuller
"Dahlia, sweetie! I can't believe you made it this far! We might not have talked much, but teammates gotta stick together, so I'm voting for you!"
9th - Alexis Youngblood
"Dahlia, but only because you tried to save me from elimination. Wish it worked, but... thanks anyway."
8th - Reagan Felix
"Dahlia, when I heard that you come from a strict family and that you were only here because you got on the wrong bus, I was taken away because... well, you just kept going! Also, I relate to having a strict family, so... yeah, I'm voting for you because you definitely deserve to win."
7th - Anika Patel
"I underestimated you, Dahlia, and for what it's worth, I'm sorry. I never thought you would vote for me, but I guess that's what lead to my downfall. I really did feel that we had a connection, though, so I'm still gonna vote for you."
6th - Poppy Sparks
"Lilium! You deserve it, girl! You were one of the reasons why I had so much fun here. I'm so glad I was able to become your friend."
5th - Camden Reese
"Lilium... Yeah, I'm sorry for not liking you at first. Turns out you were pretty capable, not to mention super nice and friendly to everyone. Pretty admirable that your strategy was befriending literally everyone, rather than being a backstabber. I think it worked pretty well."
4th - Terrance Vellard
"Is it even a question? I'm voting for you, Lilium. I'm gonna always have your back, girly."
3rd - Logan West-Harper
"Dahlia, when I first came here I never thought I'd make friends with anyone here, especially since I was having trouble getting along with people at first, but after competing together I really feel like we became great friends. I really hope you win!"
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With a vote of 7-5, the winner of Total Drama Sims is...
DAHLIA GROVE!!!
CONGRATUALTIONS @ashubii !! Dahlia wins the competition and the prize that comes with it! As I said in the casting call for TDS, whoever's sim wins the competition will receive a prize personally from me, and that's you!! (We'll get in touch 💖)
There will be 1 final post to close out Total Drama Sims and celebrate our winner! Stay tuned...
Now let's set the record straight. There's no argument over the choice between peace and war, but there's only one guaranteed way you can have peace - and you can have it in the next second - surrender.
Admittedly, there's a risk in any course we follow other than this, but every lesson of history tells us that the greater risk lies in appeasement, and this is the specter our well-meaning liberal friends refuse to face, that their policy of accommodation is appeasement, and it gives no choice between peace and war, only between fight or surrender. If we continue to accommodate, continue to back and retreat, eventually we have to face the final demand, the ultimatum. And what then, when Nikita Khrushchev has told his people he knows what our answer will be? He has told them that we're retreating under the pressure of the Cold War, and someday when the time comes to deliver the final ultimatum, our surrender will be voluntary, because by that time we will have been weakened from within spiritually, morally, and economically. He believes this because from our side he's heard voices pleading for "peace at any price" or "better Red than dead," or as one commentator put it, he'd rather "live on his knees than die on his feet." And therein lies the road to war, because those voices don't speak for the rest of us.
You and I know and do not believe that life is so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery. If nothing in life is worth dying for, when did this begin - just in the face of this enemy? Or should Moses have told the children of Israel to live in slavery under the pharaohs? Should Christ have refused the cross? Should the patriots at Concord Bridge have thrown down their guns and refused to fire the shot heard 'round the world? The martyrs of history were not fools, and our honored dead who gave their lives to stop the advance of the Nazis didn't die in vain. Where, then, is the road to peace? Well it's a simple answer after all.
You and I have the courage to say to our enemies, "There is a price we will not pay." "There is a point beyond which they must not advance." And this - this is the meaning in the phrase of Barry Goldwater's "peace through strength." Winston Churchill said, "The destiny of man is not measured by material computations. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we're spirits - not animals." And he said, "There's something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty."
You and I have a rendezvous with destiny.
We'll preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we'll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.