damn the internet is exhausting 😭 i find the designs of the new FF origins so silly and i would love to make more fun of it but just looking at people’s thoughts about it while they are angrily bitching or blaming Nomura for all the problems in the world is so exhausting like chill a little?
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How about a Disney origin movie for Yzma where she spends over 20 years serving a spoiled brat and keeping his kingdom from being run into the ground only to be fired without a second thought by said brat?
Wait a minute...
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Does anyone else lie awake thinking about how Yzma canonically raised Kuzco, that Kuzco was a teenager, and how dark that makes certain parts of The Emperor’s New Groove or is that just me?
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im happy that accidentally letting youtube autoplay onto a whole-ass episode of the emperor’s new school (cropped in the corner of a still image of space, audio pitched up like in the good old days) resulted in me realizing i still had the whole theme song ingrained into my soul like a sleeper agent, subsequently making me wanna go back and revisit it.
most of the criticisms about it are completely right (objectificafion of malina, very little actual character growth/lessons learnt, missed opportunities for a show set within the incan culture), but man that movie was unintentionally the PERFECT setup for a television series like this. kronk constantly forgetting that yzma and principle amzy are the same person. the style switch as yzma hatches increasingly ridiculous plans, only to go with a much more sensible, less convoluted one in the end. a new gag for every time kronk pulls the wrong lever. AND a new gag for each time they go on the rollercoaster ride!
like honestly not to be corny but all i can think to say is “brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!”
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I’ve tried very nicely to get my neighbor to pick up his dogs poop. I’ve chatted with him and mentioned it, then when I stepped in it i asked him again. My other neighbor or put up those “pick up after your dog signs” didn’t work. I even painted a cute fucking birdhouse that I put dog bags in with a “please take :)” sign. Didn’t work either.
So I have come to the conclusion that the only solution here is to get an air horn, hide behind a tree when he takes his dogs out, and then jump out and scream, “PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOGS, FUCKHEAD!”
If that doesn’t work I’m all for picking up all of his dogs poop (it’s everywhere I can’t deal) put it in a box, set that box on his porch with a pretty ribbon and let him open that lovely surprise.
Or just set the box of shit on fire. I like that option too.
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Incorrect Disney Quotes 8
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So I filled in some memes using Disney characters some time ago and feel like posting them
I did not create these templates.
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The Emperor's New Groove - Pull the Lever, Kronk
What if the Disney Villains meet Rasputin from Anastasia?
Gonna break my own rules this time and write about villains outside of the mansion beacuse I have SO many headcanons:
-Hades is convinced that Rasputin escaped from his realm and keeps pressuring Pain and Panic to find his file.
-Madam Mim has a crush on him, what can she say? A walking corpse is just the type of grim she loves on a man, and the feeling seems to be mutual but no one is sure.
-All the rest of the female Disney Villains have slapped him at least once. All of them.
-Mozenrath and Nasira are the only ones who have actually tried to talk to him, beacuse ✨Necromancer Solidarity✨, and also beacuse they want to study him.
-He has a bit of a crush on Yzma, but he's oblivious to the fact that she's a lesbian and his advances are going nowhere.
-Ooogie and Razzy sometimes play cards together and they have a blast.
-He would totally try to flirt with the Horned King, beacuse he's nasty as hell. He's obviosly gonna get rejected and squeezed like a stress toy but that ain't gonna stop him.
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Evil Love by Ever-everafter
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Ngl, I’m imagining the Yzma dagger scene from The Emperors New Groove but with Donna and Angie.
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Favorite thing about them?: How fabulous and glamorous she is! I love her extravagant aesthetic and commitment to beauty and aesthetic! I also really love Eartha Kitt's performance as her as well. She made her SUPER fun and entertaining.
Least favorite thing about them?: Nothing really stands out. She's not really my type of villain though. A bit too comedic to be one of mine. I maybe would have liked her more if she'd been more like she was in The Kingdom of the Sun concepts. But I still really enjoy her.
Do I like their movie?: Yes! I'm not a huge Emperor's New Groove fan, but I enjoy the movie just fine.
Do I like their design/outfit(s)?: Of course! She has some GREAT looks! And her aesthetic is MARVELOUS.
Do I like their song (if they have one)?: "Snuff Out the Light" is amazing and should never have been deleted. They should have found a way to keep it. "Yzmopolis" in the TV show is really fun, and I can even get down to "Like a Million" from the sequel too.
What do I think of their minion(s)?: Kronk is funny, but never really did it for me. He and Yzma have fun chemistry but I don't find him particularly engaging.
Which trait of their personality do I most see in myself?: Maybe my longing for extravagant clothes? XD The difference is that I don't get the opportunity to wear them and she does.
How would I rate their hero?: Kuzco's just kinda there for me. He's funny and sassy and fun, but, again, like Kronk, is not someone I'm super invested in.
Where do they rank on my top favorite villains?: Upper mid-tier. Perfectly good villain, just not my baby.
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If financing was on the skill sheet I’d request to take negative ranks for this one.
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i hit ‘shuffle queue’ on accident so my threads will no longer be posting in order; i typically try to queue them roughly in order of receipt so people aren’t waiting forever.
i am so sorry about that.
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;; today on: tumblr i just wanted to see their blog could you not have me unfollow them pls
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weird girl cruella who collects taxidermy and things from various cultures and everyone thinks its grotesque but she finds it fascinating
this still isnt even that good of an idea but itd be better
okay cruella talk over
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Guess you should have raised him to respect you a bit Yzma, instead of just spoiling him rotten for all his life.
“How could he do this to me why I practically raised him!”
“Yeah you think he would have turned out better.”
“Yeah. Go figure.”
Actually maybe it’s a surprise he didn’t turn out worse.
And why does she even have that lever?
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