#ramblings of a moose

[missiemoosie]

for the first time in my life, i have a bath robe that fits me. In fact, it's actually too big, which is extremely rare for someone my size (28-30 us womens; i got the robe in a 6x which, for this brand, is like 36-38 womans).

i can now see the appeal of just lazing about in a robe after a shower without worrying about flashing people.

#ramblings of a moose

[aestherians]

The wolf's fangs are like knives. They are made for killing, but their kills are utilitarian. To the wolf, killing is surviving. Killing is its nature. The wolf's fangs are utensils first and weapons second.

The bison has no pragmatic excuse for its horns. The bison doesn't kill to survive. Killing is not in its nature. The bison's horns are like swords, only there to hurt others in the name of self-defense, or to spar in the name of pride.

Humans fear the wolf's fangs because they understand the effectiveness of a pragmatic utensil. But humans are not the prey of wolves.

Humans should fear the bison's prideful defensiveness, for when your only protection is a sword, your only defense is a swift and ruthless offense.

#bison rambles #otherkin #therian #otherkind #therianthropy #anyways did you read about that one (aza accredited) zoo that encourages its keepers to have unprotected contact with hand-reared moose? #i think the keepers would be safer with the wolves

[ms-scarletwings]

A scene from Invader Zim I seem to find way creepier than anyone else does

It’s just weirdly good horror to me as a years later rewatch somehow. Dripping with menace.

Long time fans know this is one of the most theatric and chatty characters in the show, alone or not. He also more often than not gets over -ahem, denies- setback and mission fumbles in record time. Not here. Just the silence that lets you truly hear that eerie ass ambience in the background. Just watching him reviewing back collected surveillance, on presumably what’s supposed to be human child behavioral data (this was still season 1 after all), but he’s neither mocking the subjects nor boasting about himself for once. He’s not even complaining or getting into one of his spiels. It’s just that cut back to the reel of a dozen pains he’s suffered at the Skool, cut back to that stone still expression, cut back to the tapes. You don’t know if they’re all from a singularly horrible day or a pile of weeks of humiliations stacking on a camel’s back. You get nothing of explanation except for that quiet seething in his expression- The scariest kind of angry. It’s Zim, ruminating on a god’s honest murderous rage, toward this species that seems to only justify his contempt of them with every single interaction. Almost as if you can watch this and imagine his hatred just getting hotter and hotter for all mankind under the surface, and then narrowing in like a magnifying glass straight onto the worst and most frequent offender of all. Those four consecutive Dib clips are what finally seem to make him feel like he’s seen enough and he’s fully decided on beginning to craft what we later find out was the Moosey wormhole plan. If it was only about Dib standing in the way of the mission, like he frames it, this episode intro wouldn’t serve any purpose. It was about so much more than Dib probably ever thinks about, the axe forgets and all that.

To me this clip is like the one moment where I swear to Tallest Zim was feeling on a kind of Nny wavelength in that isolated instant,

AND it’s one of many moments where I shake my head remembering how Dib’s average Tuesday is spent more recklessly than poking a sleeping dragon in the eye with a stick.

#iz #invader zim #iz analysis #ZaDE #jthm reference #iz clips #Irken Zim #Room with a moose #scarlet rambles about things #scarlet talks about things #Youtube

[mooseonahunt]

Please for the love of God learn the difference between Latino and Hispanic if you don’t already

#tweaking every time I see someone call Luis Latino #‘it’s not that serious’ I’m going to bite through a steel beam #it’s such an easy distinction to make too #if you call him Latino I’m just gonna assume you headcanon him as partially from some country in Latin America #my half Spanish half Honduran king #my Spanish-Ecuadorean Prince #when he’s from Spain and Paraguay 😍😍 #moose rambles #moose posting #Luis Babygirl Serra

[annimoose]

How Malevolent 41 got me feelin:

Ngl I never had a piece of fictional media almost make me actually vomit. (I'm still recovering from this.)

Also what in the unholy fuck was that ending.

#this isnt complaining btw the audio design is so fucking peak it almost made me vomit #now thats what i call immaculate sound design #malevolent #malevolent spoilers #malevolent podcast #malevolent pod #moose rambles

[starheirxero]

Yk I still firmly believe that Bloodmoon could make a transition of killing random humans to killing random wild animals.…. Like, I know KC is dead now, but could you imagine how well that could’ve work out for both of them??? Bloodmoon satiates their hunger by hunting game and brings it back to KC so he can make the world’s most kickass meat stew. life could be a dream…….

#xero says things #xero thoughts and rambles #looks left. looks right #it runs deeper au #< THIS IS THEIR DYNAMIC IN IT OKAY….. #it feels like such an OBVIOUS PATH TO ME…. #like. blood? check. meat and gore? check. thrill of the hunt? check. can cry in agony? check. #plus like i feel like they’d be able to get more enjoyment out of bigger game yk???? #like. could u imagine bloodmoon having a 1v1 with a moose…… #if they won that fight they’d probably be SO thrilled and SO well fed they’d be in good spirits for a week #this is smth i will stand by 4ever……. #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #bloodmoon #kc #sams killcode #sams bloodmoon #ird bloodmoon #ird killcode

[imagionary]

Car doodles; I guess women were on my mind xD

(Unfinished Belle doodle under cut)

#Misty found Chip's old moose plushie #I think he'd let her keep it since she's the kind of person to hug stuffed animals while trying to sleep or when sad #BIG MARY HUG!! SHE MISSED YOU MISTY!! SORRY YOU'RE BACK! #Belle likes having her teatime with Holly every Thursday #Just a day for the two to chit chat about things; like how has Holly been feeling; how was her day or week; etc #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #toontown: corporate clash #imagionary rambles #ttcc au #belle dama #mouthpiece #holly grayelle #gatekeeper #misty monsoon #rainmaker #mary anna #deepdiver #winnie giddiyup #unicorn wrangler

[theelvishscribbler]

You know that thing that happens when you are driving a little car with normal headlights and a massive oversized truck or suv with eye burning LEDs is behind you and their headlights are exactly level with your rear window and also you can see the shadow of your car in front of you because their headlights are so unreasonably bright and overpower your own?

#still thinking about that stupid driver and being stressed #I was going 90! in an 80 zone! in snow! in a park known for having moose! #and they wanted to go faster because apparently I was driving too cautiously for them #so they turned their BRIGHTS ON #while driving so close behind me #ough #scribblers rambles #i double flipped them off as they passed when I found a safe place to pull over #my friend told me they felt honoured to have witnessed that from me #which is silly #it took 15 mins for my limbs to stop feeling like noodles. thats how stressed out that driver made me #I'm still so uggg about it #o|< why do they make big fuckoff vehicles like that? why do people like that have licenses?

[meeeeeeese]

Was replaying a bit of the early Sylvari story for a key farm earlier and it got me thinking about the dream, and it's connection to Mordremoth.

Like, near as I can tell, the dream is a section of the jungle dragon's overmind cordoned off by Ventari's teachings and the Pale Tree's efforts. Notably, she insists that she's not the dreams creator, only it's caretaker. Anyway, I'm bringing it up because I wanna know, who or what is assigning the wyld hunts?!

In ordinary scenarios I'd imagine Mordy creates the hunt when he special makes a minion for a particular purpose, like he makes a mordrem wyvern to burn down a city, boom that mordrem's wyld hunt is to burn cities. But I can't imagine he'd be influencing regular sylvari's wyld hunts in anyway, because why would he assign the commander a hunt whose explicit goal would be suicide?

So then, who's doing it? It feels too intentional for it to be random chance, a metaphorical throwing of darts at the wheel of fate in absence of a guiding hand, but there's also been no hints of anything that's doing it. It just kinda... is.

So here's where I get to wild speculation based almost entirely off of my flights of fancy. Maybe, the wyld hunts of the sylvari is similar to the crystal dragon's foresight, a sort of view into fate itself. I mean they are dragon minions, so they are indirectly connected with one of the 6 main forces of the all, so maybe its more just a vague sense of knowing what you have to do and when you have to do it. As Aurene's foresight guided her to becoming the worlds filter, so to do wyld hunts guide sylvari towards cleansing the land, or killing dragons, and so forth.

If that is true, I wonder if wyld hunts will cease to be now that the dragon cycle is over like Aurene's future sight did. Might be an interesting plot point but I could also see it not being the case.

Anyway thanks for attending Mooses rambling session, I hope you picked something useful out of that word salad.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #moose lore posting #moose idly rambles and talks himself in circles trying to bend Tyria's lore into shape

[moose-from-animals]

in poke psych

get to talk about my beloved silly guys

(the Pan-monkey-mon aka the Panpour, Pansage, and Panpour lines)

and intentionality in pokemon communication

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #moose rambles #rotomblr #irl pokemon #irl pkmn #pokemon irl

[mooseonabreak]

Forgot film bros existed until my film course lecture today and Dear God. Why did he have to sit right next to me.

#I’m pretty sure my professor saw me side eyeing the guy every time he made some weird comment #professor: Looks like mostly men in here have watched The 300 #film bro. snickering: yeah. for good reason #like bro what the fuck does that even mean #why did you say it so smugly #that movie sucked ass in every conceivable way #moose rambles #moose posting

[missiemoosie]

My friend and I finally finished Iron Flame (like, literally 15 minutes ago) and hooboy.

Hooooooooboooooooy.

I am a wreck.

#i'm not as much of a wreck as with the first book though #none of my favorite characters died this time around #iron flame #the empyrean #ramblings of a moose

[enhanced-operatives-division]

Phoenix with fun trousers...what more to say..

#and as a cat but yk #ok so the trousers are because i was doing fashion design for a competition and uhhhh I really liked drawing them so phoenix got them too #i also have no idea how you hold a cigar and i couldn't look it up so #hopefully that's. roughly it #i don't think it's a full hand grasp. idk I've never smoked #also i cannot keep a normal looking sketchbook at all ever #my last was was also a5 and i got it to weigh over a kilogram #this one was 700g the last time i weighed it but that was like??? at least a month ago so #im rambling #i expect you to die #ieytd #[agent moose's art] #agent phoenix

[anthurak]

You know it occurs to me that Hitman 3 might just have the perfect menu theme.

A super, ultra serious, dark and DRAMATIC tune that just makes the best backdrop for me planning a mission to club a bunch of random rich people at a fashion show with a sparkly bat while dressed as a clown, or knock out a bunch of security guards with a fish while dressed as Santa Claus.

#rambling #hitman #hitman 3 #rambling about a game i just got back into #hitman is a VERY SERIOUS GAME #now here's a pink flamingo costume for you to run around in #also would you like to kill an asshole banker using a giant moose?

[mooseonahunt]

Shoutout to everyone who thinks I’m cool. No idea how I managed to trick y’all considering I’m very vocal about being a loser and I post my L’s all the time but 🙏🏼 thanks ??

#conversation with a friend left me baffled #me? cool? no no. not I. #but all of my friends? absolutely. they’re the coolest. #moose posting #moose rambles

[annimoose]

So,

When will wizard strip clubs become a thing?

#asking for myself #not a friend #wizard #wizards #wizard shit #moose rambles