Arthur: *does something reckless*
Merlin: what an absolute fucking idiot.
Merlin: I can’t believe I’d die for him.
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R-r-r-roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig😩 but I can’t get through the door cuz my bootys too big😩🍑
Wait I just saw this I completely missed it-
Cal wtf
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Arthur: Do dragons fart fire?
Merlin: I don't know.
Arthur: I thought you practiced magic?
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Merlin: I’m totally useless.
Arthur: You’re not totally useless.
Arthur: You can be used as a bad example.
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Arthur: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Merlin: Lilies, why?
Arthur:
Merlin: Were you going to get me flowers?
Arthur:
Merlin:
Arthur: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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