#queerdox

[whythinktoomuch]

I know this is hella late but Supercorp - Hogwarts AU or The Good Place AU!

Kara opens her eyes and sees a sign that reads Welcome! Everything is fine, and she believes it.

Then a woman walks into the room, greets her with the most gracious smile, and says, “Hello Kara. My name is Lena. I’m the Architect. Come on in,” and Kara follows her without question. 

From Lena the Architect, Kara learns three very important things: 

1. She’s dead. 

2. There is indeed an afterlife. 

3. She’s in the Good Place. 

Lena shows her around the neighborhood. It’s beautiful, perpetually sunny, has a froyo place with flavors like Flying through the air like a bona fide superhero, and somehow already feels like home. 

“Wow! So, you designed this place, huh?” 

 “Apparently,” Lena says dryly, which is a weird reply, but Kara doesn’t really mind it. 

“What does it mean to work for the Good Place?” Kara asks. “Like, are you an angel? Is that why you look so…” She kinda just gestures up and down Lena’s general frame. 

Lena’s cheeks tinge a bit pink. “It.. doesn’t really work like that,” she says before quickly changing the subject. 

There’s an orientation for all the newcomers and they learn about all the various amenities that their new home has to offer, which apparently includes an omniscient super-computer-like humanoid named Brainy. 

Besides Kara, there are four other recent arrivals—Siobhan, Eve, Sam, and Mike—and they all seem nice enough. When they’re introducing themselves, Mike kinda glances around the group and jokes, “Four chicks and I’m the only guy here? Wow, this really is the Good Place!” 

After a brief pause, Kara offers a polite laugh because no one else would and she’s always tried to be a nice person. 

Absolutely delighted by the attention, Mike shoots her a wink & double finger guns, and that inspires an actual laugh because of how ridiculous it is. 

“All right, that’s enough,” Lena says, and Kara faces forward again. There’s a slight scowl to the Architect’s sharp features, all sense of good humor dropped along with her amiable tone. “As I was saying…” 

For the first time since she’s opened her eyes, Kara can’t help but frown. She tries to ignore the pins & needles now prickling in her lower belly, because something like anxiety wouldn’t exist in the Good Place. 

(Would it?)

You can’t curse in the Good Place. Kara finds that out when Siobhan’s complaining about it over perpetually overflowing coffee. Though everyone else is quick to agree and express similar grievances, Kara is somewhat surprised. 

“Really? You can’t? I haven’t noticed…” 

Siobhan rolls her eyes, plucks at Kara’s pink cardigan. “Well, of course you wouldn’t.” 

A couple of people at the table snicker and Kara just drops her gaze back down at her coffee and doesn’t say much else for the rest of the conversation.

Later that night, Kara decides to give it a shot. Alone, tucked away in her bed underneath two layers of blanket, she quietly mutters to herself, “… What a bench.” It makes her feel a little better.

“Hey, is that allowed?” Kara asks, addressing a couple of Lena’s aides, or more specifically, the joined hands swinging between them. “You can, like, date and stuff here?” 

“Hm? Oh. Yeah, totally,” Winn says. “We were actually soulmates during our first go here.” 

James abruptly clears his throat and gives Winn’s hand a firm tug, but Kara’s already latched on. 

“Soulmates,” she echoes. “Wait, so soulmates are real?” 

Winn and James exchange a look, let out near identical uhhhhhhhhhhhh-s. 

“Brainy!” Kara calls out, and he appears with a small bloop! “Are soulmates real?” 

“Interesting question with an impossible definitive answer,” Brainy says, steepling his fingers together. “I can tell you that soulmates as a concept does indeed exist in many cultures, including the ones that you and 221 other residents here were raised in.” 

Kara points at Winn and James. “Are they soulmates?” 

“Winn and James had been assigned as each other’s soulmates for the first iteration of this neighborhood and in 37 other reboot scenarios.” 

Kara blinks because she doesn’t really know what to make of that answer. “Uh… Okay. Do I have a soulmate?” 

“You were also assigned one, yes.” 

“Really? Are they here? In this neighborhood?” 

“Yes.” 

“Well, who is it?” Kara asks. 

James tries to cut in, “Wait, Brainy, I don’t really think—” But Brainy’s jaw unhinges and he emits the most awful blaring sound, which makes everyone in the vicinity clap their hands over their ears. 

“My apologies,” Brainy says, clearing his throat. “But I’m afraid that that particular piece of information has been deemed confidential by the People Upstairs.” 

“Jeez, okay, but can you at least tell me if—” Kara’s question is cut off by an encore of Brainy’s terrible siren, and she’s forced to cover her ears again. 

“Jeebers forking kites, Kara!” Siobhan shouts from down the block. “Stop forking asking him questions!” 

“All right, all right, jeez. I’m sorry!” 

But after that, Kara spends her days trying to bump into her soulmate. She visits all the local venues and chats up as many people as possible, and though everyone seems friendly enough, no one really gives her that wapow! that she’d dreamed about back when she was still alive. 

Then she literally runs into Mike as she’s leaving the library, sending her glasses and all her books flying about, and… what’s that if not a classic meet-cute? She asks him out for froyo and he accepts. 

About a week into their courtship, Kara’s out on a walk and she can’t help but overhear a couple of raised, distressed voices—a supposed anomaly in the Good Place. 

“—of course, they’re gonna end up together! After all, they dated in real life, didn’t they? It only makes sense!” 

“Miss Lena, I understand that you’re upset.” 

“I am not upset, Brainy. But the fact is, we wouldn’t even be in this mess in the first place if the real Architect could have just—”

Kara slips on a misplaced pebble and tumbles into the alleyway, and Brainy and Lena fall silent at once. 

“Kara, goodness,” Lena says, rushing over. “Are you all right?” 

 “Yup!” Kara jumps to her feet, holds out her palms. “And not a single scratch on these babies! Courtesy of the Good Place, I’m assuming?” 

 Lena’s gaze softens considerably, a warm smile settling over her lips as she looks at Kara. “Yes. Probably.”

The way Lena’s staring at her gives Kara goosebumps and a tingly warmth spreading throughout her chest. It drives her to reach out and touch her fingers to Lena’s knuckles. Lena’s breath catches in her throat, but she wordlessly gives up her hand to Kara’s own, letting their fingers zipper neatly together. It feels right. 

“Wapow,” Kara murmurs to herself, blinking down at their joined hands. She then shakes her head, fixes Lena with a tilted head and a confused stare. “So… what’s this about you not being the real Architect?” 

Lena balks, her fingers twitch against Kara’s, but she doesn’t let go. Instead, she sighs and drops her head. “Gosh forking gambit…” 

#this is Good one to end on methinks #*fish voice* WAHOO! #my asks. #au vs au #queerdox #my words.

[roseticospacebae]

top 5 supercorp fics!

Hey! Thanks for the ask. I’m woefully behind on fics right now, but I’ll do my best. 

1. Only a Matter of Mime by karalovesallthegirls

2. i’ll be your light, your match, your burning sun by Valkryees

3. A Foolish Wit by seabiscuit

4. An Ocean of Fire by IcarusandHerSun

5. but then, my homework was never quite like this by Jazzfordshire

(Also Stay the Night, Grace’s bakery AU, Where Lamps Go to Die, spit baby AU, Sunny’s 50 WIP, and probably 180 more. Lists are the WORST)

#asks #queerdox

[snowonebutyou]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEAN!

THANK YOU NATHAN I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

#under my birthday tag #nathan #chaotic dummies #queerdox

[comickergirl]

Hi! I just saw the first 3 Supergirl cards you posted and they're so cool! I was wondering if at the end of the countdown they'll be available for purchase anywhere?

Hello!

As always, I really appreciated the interest that folks have in buying the countdown projects. However! This is not a licensed product, so NOPE, they will not be available for purchase. Sorry! 

#comicker replies #queerdox

[narraboths]

First impression: loud Superman. Current impression: loud BATMAN.

JDKGNFKGFDK WELL

#isnt 'loud batman' an oxymoron #queerdox

[lenafromthenordiccoven]

random questions because the thingy is too long to read: 3, 8, 19, 33, 42, 51, 52 :D

You’re doing this to me, cause I just did it to you, aren’t you? XD

3. What hobbies would you get into if time and money wasn’t an issue? 

SWORD FIGHTING!!!!! and maybe singing and back into horse riding

8. If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would it be? 

Procrastination, cause… reasons.

19. What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should? 

We need one that just plays videos of cute baby animals ALL DAY

33. What’s the most heart warming thing you’ve ever seen? 

considering the amount of time i stare out of windows while on busses, cars or trains, I… can’t think of anything. O.o

42. What’s the best thing that’s happened to you all week? 

So far, it’s getting my grades back on my creative re-write of Red Riding Hood and I got 85%, which is CRAZEY.

But the week is young. so we’ll see xD

51. Where would you spend all your time if you could? 

In a library or at an animal sanctuary

52. What age would you like to live to? 

I’m aiming for 100, but with my lifestyle rn, I’m lucky if I get to 60 XD

Thanks for asking

55 interesting questions

#ask game #answered ask #friend tag #queerdox

[motherlycleric]

Happy birthday!!

thank you, nate 😊

#queerdox #mine: text #mine: ask #cass turns twenty two

[cathnes]

Tag game yaass!

I was tagged by @sofisnow, thank you for tagging me!! ✨🙌🏼

top 10 songs/pieces I can’t stop listening to: ooooh this is hard but lately I’ve played these songs a lot (in no particular order)

Happy - Pink

My attic - Pink

Shotgun - George Ezra

I Have Nothing - Whitney Houston

I Am Here - Pink

What Is This Feeling - Wicked (though basically all of Wicked, i love that musical )

She Used To Be Mine - Jessie Mueller (Waitress)

90 Days (feat. Wrabel) - Pink, Wrabel

Nowhere Fast - Fire Inc.

What I Need - Hayley Kiyoko, Kehlani

Favorite colors: Purpleee but i also really like some shades of blue and green

Favorite ships: ahhh there are so many to pick from uhhh Avalance, Wayhaught, Beauyasha, Clexa, Bechloe also Supercorp even though i don’t watch Supergirl anymore

Lipstick or chapstick: Definitely Chapstick

Last movie: Booksmart, AND IT WAS SO GOOD!!

Currently reading: I’m not currently reading anything but the last book i read was Breaking Legacies by Zoe Reed and holy shit it was so good!! Seriously people go read it, it’s an amazing book and the main characters are great ahhhhh I loved it so much!!

I’m tagging @scavenger-reyofsunshine and @queerdox/@forest-blue  🌸

#I totally forgot this #i had somehow manage to put it in my drafts #but i love these things #i feel like i've forgotten anohter one as well #about me

[emilyjunk]

Hi! Happy birthday!! Hope you have a great time today :D

Thank you so much!! :)

#inquiries #queerdox #bday19

[whythinktoomuch]

sunlight for the poetry prompt!

A Poem & Word Unit Palindrome in Reflection of Sunlight 

Sunlight dwindling in hidden corners, 

with secrets kept and names forgotten. 

Have I lost another loved one 

with certain regrets 

making 

regrets certain? 

With one loved, 

another lost, 

I have forgotten names and kept secrets 

with corners hidden in dwindling sunlight.

#yoooo that's Crazy LMAO; who knew this was possible falskjdlfkasjdlf #i deft. outdid myself with this one #poetry prompts #my asks. #queerdox

[whythinktoomuch]

3, 14, 21, 25!

3. Favorite line/scene you wrote this year

I think all the two fight scenes in the Hobbes&Shaw au (x, x), because I don’t usually get to write a lot of those, and it was pretty fun! And it was also fun to write a version of this fight scene, where Lena isn’t a trained fighter and Alex and Kara have normal human strength. 

Although, it’s a shame I couldn’t keep that last part, because Kara doing a Turkish get-up with Lena’s entire body would have been sexy as fuckkkkkkk. 

14. A fic you didn’t expect to write

The Frankenstein AU. Like, wow. Like, how. 

21. Most memorable comment/review

Noam’s comment on the TATA au, where they pointed out a typo that blew my freakin’ mind. 

"retcon mission" Idk if this is a pun or a typo but I love it either way

because how I wish I had thought of that! I have since gone back to "fix” it, but man, oh man, what a funny mistake. 

25. A fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

Valkyrees’s sink into you like water (pray you won't pull me under). 

You know how every once in a while, you’ll read something that’ll make you wanna quit writing forever because wow, maybe everything that needs to be said has now been said in the most perfect of fashions? This was that for me this year, lmao. 

#my asks. #queerdox

[whythinktoomuch]

9, 21, 32!

9. Weird habit? 

I think this may be one of my absolute worst habits because it drives me batty, and it’s still something I struggle with to this day, lmao. BUT, when I’m handwriting something in a notebook & there’s “too many” mistakes on a page, I’ll rip it out & rewrite the entire thing from beginning. 

And I’ve done this for absolutely everything, from school notes to journals to workout logs to a casual note I was writing just to myself. It got to a point where I used to bring notepads or “practice” notebooks to class where I could take notes as messily as I needed to, then I transcribed everything onto my real notebooks once I was home alone. Why? I don’t know why! 

21. Meaning behind your URL. 

‘Tis an inside joke for the party of one (me, lol). It’s a response to a username I’ve made for some other online forum. Now I have a sideblog that’s basically a response to this one because that’s what passes for a hobby for me. 

32. How do you feel right now? 

(send me a number 💪)

#thank youuuu :D #my asks. #queerdox

[snowonebutyou]

things you said when you were scared for hollstein! :D

title: hard to be soft, tough to be tender 

author: isacabral

rating: T

pairing: laura hollis/carmilla karnstein

summary: kind-of buffy au 

“You’re not welcome here. You come near us and I’ll kill you.”

“I know you’re there. And I know what you are.”

“Do you?”

“I’m just an animal, right?”

read more on ao3 // send me a ship and one of these and i’ll write a mini fic

#otp: fanfic #hollstein #carmilla series #laura hollis #carmilla karnstein #my stories #tumblr prompts #queerdox #ask

[narraboths]

favorite historical era? fairy tales or mythology? left or right handed? i just took a few questions from an ask meme lmao hope these are okay

o nice!!!

historical era: there really aren’t a lot that i’m NOT interested in for one reason or the other? i mess a lot w the 18th and 19th centuries tho so thats what i’d pick

mythology ALL the way, i was obsessed w Greek & Roman & Egyptian & at some point Celtic myths as a kid & rightie in fact

#queerdox

[snowonebutyou]

ALSO that TAG!!! what do you MEAN nobody wants to know anything ABOUT U tell me EVERYTHING. what's ur fav color? Top 3 things u love about Cole. What's ur favorite type of pasta?

okay FINE

favorite color: dark orange

top 3 things i love about @chloebeale: his musical taste, the fact that he’s both a fluff ball AND a sarcastic asshole and how much love he pours into his art

favorite type of pasta: spaghetti

inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me

#chaotic dummies #under the friendship tag #nate #the accuracy #queerdox #ask

[snowonebutyou]

WHAT IS LOVE

LOVE IS LEARNING TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND SHOUTING IT IN THE GROUPCHAT

#dork #under the friendship tag #nate #chaotic dummies #queerdox #ask