PUT THE FEAR OF FRENCH (and BBH) INTO HIM 💪💪🇫🇷🇫🇷 (transcript below)
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Jack: Stay away from fucken’— I’m just getting a lot of ‘stay away from’s. Badboyhalo, fucken— Etoiles
Tubbo: Yeah, stay away from Etoiles. Definitely stay away from Kenny.
Jack: I— I don’t even know who Kenny is!
Tubbo: Uhh, I don’t know, he’s one of— one of Etoiles’ mates
Jack: Oh my god (sighs)
Tubbo: If you give yourself a Skeppy skin maybe you can get the psychological warfare advantage
Jack: This is a good strat, this is a good strat, I’m working—
Tubbo: It’s literally all psychological warfare
Jack: —I’m working on a Skeppy, I’m working on a Skeppy skin as we speak
Tubbo: Yeah. Basically all of the French streamers are kind of— crazy good
Jack: Someone should— right, I’ve got an idea Tubbo, but it might be illegal
Tubbo: What?
Jack: We need to cut off the grid in France
Tubbo: (laughs) Noooo!
Jack: It’s the only way
Tubbo: Noooo, leave Etoiles alone! Leave him alone!
Jack: If we go to France and we— what we’re gonna do, I need a shovel and a dream
Tubbo: Leave him alone!
Jack: Oh, and a plane ticket to France, and what I’m gonna do is go, and I’m gonna go, ‘Yes!’, I’m gonna have a high-vis jacket, and I’m gonna go, ‘Yes, I’m a maintenance worker!’ And then I’m gonna start digging and (drrrt noise) oops! Shovel through the fibre optic cable!
Tubbo: Leave Etoiles alone, leave him alone!
Tubbo: Well Etoiles shouldn’t be a threat to me then
Tubbo: Leave him alone!
Tubbo: He would still find a way and probably get the train to the UK
Jack: My guys will be there to apprehend him
Tubbo: Your guys? Oh, from Manifold Legal
Jack: You know of my guys
Tubbo: You mean Manifold Legal, right?
Jack: Oh yeah, they be there and they go, ‘Mmm, is this legal?’
Love it when characters make horrible decisions and isolate and themselves and push everyone who could care about them away. But foolish is also there for some reason.