#purposeful 😌 xD

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

SKIZZ!!??!??!!!

WELL WHOOOO

#ik he makes sense but I don't know him as a builder so it's still a bit of a shock lol #anyway I am very slightly believing it's a joke for him and joel just so I can be ceremonially surprised tomorrow #purposeful 😌 xD #hermitcraft #skizzleman #mcyt #hcs10 #hermitcraft spoilers #the final dawn 24 hours left but it's like 5 plus time to get to whenever they upload!! lol #anyone btw whenever anyone uploads #oasis's mcyt chatter #also I did find this out earlier lol #like 4 and a half hours ago xD #just been busy

[urlocalwormtoday]

Pinned post time!! :D

alr, I figured it's about time for me to put up a pinned post

While you can find most of my info in my bio, I feel like not everybody looks there and this would just be an easier solution lol

This will update as time goes on, so just be aware of that! :]

So, let's begin!

Basic info you should know about me:

I identify as a female and use she/her pronouns!

I am aroace !! (previously ace and bi, but I've been reflecting a lot on my relationships over the years and realized that just wasn't right xd imposter syndrome is a bitch)

I only have one microlabel atm, which is a part of the ace spectrum and is known as apothisexuality

(Tying into the bit abt apothisexuality) I'm very against NSFW of any kind, so if you are an artist, writer, or otherwise content creator who actively takes part in the NSFW community, do not interact please.

Fandoms I am apart of:

Jrwi (all caught up on riptide, have not yet watched the entirety of PD, BitB, or Apotheosis yet (have mercy on me I'm too broke for patreon ;-;))

Traffic Series/Life series

QSMP

SCU

TOH

The Isle/Dinosaur community

COS (Creatures of Sonaria)

Warrior Cats

Wings of Fire

Rainworld

Content SMP

Other info:

I am irl friends with @honeyzee312 ! Xyr awesome please go follow Xem :DDD

Please be nice to me, my ego is fragile 😔

As you can tell from my name, I love worms, specifically worms on strings, and have six of my own

I LOVE LOVE DINOSAURS

I'm a sucker for angst also

I also love reading gore lmao

I have a shared blog with HoneyZee!! It's called Worm and Zee writing, go check it out!!!! :D

The Worms!!! (you can skip this part lmao) :

Pepsi - A light-ish blue worm named after soda (if that wasn't obvious), technical brother to Fanta, as they both came from the same pack of worms. He's one of the few remaining originals and the oldest worm I have excluding Fanta! Dunno how it happened, but he actually has three pupils in one of his googly eyes lol

Fanta - A highlighter orange worm who glows in the dark for some reason?? Also named after a soda. He is Pepsi's brother and originally belonged to another friend I have, before he went missing around a year back and somehow turned up at my house????

Salmonella - A pink (like raw chicken pink) worm, who is the brother of Asparagus (much like Pepsi and Fanta they came from the same pack). I like to imagine that Pepsi and Fanta see both of them as little siblings :] also he has a strangely long nose

Asparagus - A light green worm who is EXCEPTIONALLY fluffy, brother of Salmonella. I view him as more reasonable than Salmonella, potentially being/acting as his older brother despite the fact that they're basically the same age

Zest - A highlighter yellow worm who, much like fanta, tends to glow in the dark. I got him from an arcade at a bowling place, so he has no siblings sadly (but it's very close with Salmonella and Asparagus). He's named after lemon zest!!

Unnamed! (Any ideas?) - a dark blue, mini worm (3/4 normal length) then I find absolutely adorable!!! I still need some name suggestions for him tho

Okay, and now to the serious bit, the rules of my blog

I beg of you, please treat me and these rules with respect, or as much as you can muster

The rules:

NO NSFW, if you are an active part of the NSFW community please dni

No bullying or harassment

Please refrain from making negative or judging comments while you're here

Like I said, pretty pretty please be nice to me, I am fragile

RESPECT EVERYONE HERE, please no purposeful misgendering or any arguments

And finally, be nice to the worms please, they live within the walls of this post 😌

#pinned post #blog rules #blog info #please read #I'd really appreciate it if you read!!! :D

[heromaker-if]

The current angsty asks seem quite nice, so maybe I will ask some sweet, fluffy asks before finding something equally or more angsty to join the mood XD So, some fluff first then!

On a beautiful evening, with a clear sky unveiling a breathtaking starry night, the MC who always likes to enjoy such peaceful celestial scenery has asked the ROs to spare the time watching the stars with them, to which the ROs agree to since this is not the first time they are invited. Well, they thought it is going to be just like everyday else, enjoying the night as friends, but what would be their reaction if they suddenly felt the MC’s shy touch on their hand, and hear them confessing their love to them for the first time?

Wow, this is so cute! Thank you for bringing me a wholesome ask 😌🙏

In the story, stars no longer exist, but for the sake of this ask, I will take some creative liberties. Here you go!

I can see Pachypoda really enjoying stargazing, silently admiring the stars in your company. It comes as a surprise, when they feel the shy touch of your hand, and goosebumps raise across their skin. When they turn to you and hear your gentle confession, they're both shocked and overjoyed. They opt instead to take your hand and stay quiet, there's no words that they can say now that they won't be able to say later. A simple thank you seems awkward, but that's what they reply with. Later, you will have a conversation about it, for now, this is nice.

A stargazing moment with Astro/a would be funny, because Astro/a would be talking miles an hour, pointing at stars, telling you the made-up or not made-up stories behind constellations, and just in general talking your ear off. They shut up however, when they feel your hand graze theirs, and then purposely take their own. When they look at you to tease you of your softness, they are surprised to hear your affectionate words. They might pounce on you there and then, hugging you tightly and affirming that they feel the same. Now the night is filled with flirtation instead.

It would be hard to convince Secret LI1 to just lay there for awhile, doing nothing but staring at the bright stars ahead. They're used to keeping busy, but you're very similar in that way, so it doesn't take much to convince them. The moment is very silent, but a comfortable silence. When you take their hand, you're the one shocked by Secret LI1's quick reaction to it, interlocking your fingers together like you've done it before. They don't glance your way until you actually start speaking, and when you're done, they laugh quietly. But before you can take offense, they turn their body to fit with yours and whisper a confession into your ear too.

A few moments watching the stars might make Secret LI2 fall asleep. It's rare that they have a moment of respite, so they can't help but sleeping soundly. Taking their hand in yours, you think of either waking them up or pretending they're awake and confess anyways. You do the latter. When you get it all off your chest, the hold on your hand tightens, but they're still sleeping. Did they hear it? Maybe confessing to them another time might be better, they deserve some rest now.

#ask #morninglilyofthenile #hmif reactions #hmif pachypoda #hmif astro/a #hmif secret li1 #hmif secret li2

[omoghouls]

Thank you for bestowing upon Vash the highest honor you can give a fictional man, making him piss himself.

What are your favorite Vash omo headcanons, and what is your opinion on him wetting the bed?

🙏truly the higest honour in a piss community

And yaaAAAAA omg 👉👈

- Since he's a plant, Vash does require a bit more water than humans. Of course, he doesn't need it all the time but when he drinks it stays in him for a quite a bit before it needs to leave- which, leaves anyone with him incredibly confused how, after literally a day or two after he drank, all of sudden he needs to go RIGHT NOW.

- His bladder is very large, like, even when he's not desperate and just taking a regular pee, he's pissing for a soild minute (#plantprobs). So, when does urgently need to go, he'll be going for an ungodly amount of time.

One time, he wet himself, and he peed for nearly over 3 minutes. That tends to leave Vash unable to vanish, and he just has to stand where he is and finish. This leads to multiple people having ample time to witness the typhoon soak himself 😌

- Vash is basically a golden retriver, so sometimes he'll pee a lil bit if he's overly excited over something xD

- 98/manga Vash and his 700 belts definitely lead him to having a few close calls (will he stop wearing so many? Absolutely no, aesthetics are important!)

- Has sometimes wet himself on purpose to defeat an enemy! Like, while they're laughing at him for being so pathetic for wetting himself, Vash uses those breathless laughs as his moment to surprise attack!

- Has genuinely fear wet a handful of times. These have mostly been during the times he's been witnessed to Knives being the fucking sociopath he is (like Knives creating illusions, killing someone Vash knows/trust etc)

- BED WETTING BED WETTING🙏🙏🙏🙏 OMG, he definitely wets the bed! Especially during his first few years post-july. He'd be waking up in cold sweat and wet sheets from the nightmares of fragmented memories. And when he was living as Eriks- he wet the bed A LOT during those two years ;0; ofc not ever wanting it to be discovered he's Vash, grandma just took it as regular nightmares of a tortured man, rather than like, Vash's mind replaying him shooting the damn moon and those horrors.

#m #omorashi #omocute #fandomo #vash the stampede

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S2Ep7

Oof, Callisto AGAINNNN XD

Sneaky Xena and Gabrielle

Gabrielle does NOT like Callisto

Theodorus? Her second in command?

MUM? SPIRIT? Ares again ffs... URGH

"A chance you never gave Callisto"

She's seeing things? Oh it was a dream.

Eepy Gabrielle

HOLY SHIT.

Well. "You can't go on like this" 😭

She has PTSD :(

URGH Can these dreams stooooop

She sees Gabrielle's face and is relieved :<

Not Joxer AGAIN 🙄

Jumps thru wooden wall

"Don't worry, I cleared the place out for you"....

HA she dropped him on purpose. As she should

"And I wish she'd never been born" oop

Oh she's hallucinating isn't she

"Oh, how I've missed you" 😌

"Dreams are the fine line between the real world and the underworld"

Oh god... The sexual tension between those three...... 😂

UH.

OH SHIT. Callisto took over Xena's body.The HORSE KNOWSSSS

Oh Callisto wants to make Gabrielle kill...

Gabrielle definitely feels something is off

Hi there, Hades

(feverishly writes down more fanfic plans for other ships)

Oh. So Xena as Callisto has to convince Gabrielle she's Xena

Omfg don't bring back traumatic memories 😭 My poor Gabrielle

Oh now she knows, doesn't she.

PLEASE HELPPPPP T_T Callisto and Ares are so horny for each other... I'm uncomfortable with this energy

"I scared him off" sjdfjjd with your BOOBS?

NOOO SHE'S GONNA TRY KILL ARGO

The poor HORSEEEE

ARGOOO

Xenaaa <3

Oh she's foraging to help Argo

JOXER, PISS OFF

CALLISTO REALLY JUST KILLED HIM...

The bloody X 👀

"Where's Gabrielle?"

The acting is brilliant btw

GABRIELLE

"Come on, you can kill her with the blade. Either way, I win."

Omgggg she's amazing "Gabrielle hasn't dreamed anything"

SHE COUGHT THE KNIFE FOR HER

"Understand?" "No, but it'll be done" T_T

"Guess I used you" lowkey icon beha

Is that tar? Are they making the soldiers panic.

SDJFJD SHE POISONED HER

"My soul is clean, because it's all on you"

MUM

"How many of your victims had faces, Callisto?"

Holy shitttt...

AHHH, Callisto pointing fingers at Xena who's wearing Callisto's face rn...

Oh god. Is Xena stuck like this now..... 😂

"Gabrielle, this can't be easy for you" XENA STUCK IN SOME OTHER BODY? YEA

Oh for Perticus..... Suuuure... 😂

Aww, they set off againnn

#v watches xena #xena warrior princess #xena #xena and gabrielle

[hacked-by-jake]

So I have this irrational fear that when the new game comes out my phone won't have enough storage for that AND Duskwood, what am I going to do???!! (Me deleting all my contacts and photos, I must sacrifice it all for Jake and Duskwood.) Lol.

Fortunately, I myself do not have this fear. I have 512GB of storage, and I did that on purpose because I was always afraid of that. xD

Still, I can totally understand your fear, that’s exactly how I would be. If I had contacts etc, then I wouldn’t care, I would delete everything that is possible, in a pinch all people would have to write me via email, that’s not my problem. But I wouldn’t have time to answer anyway, I’d be too busy with Duskwood and the sequel. :P

Photos would be harder for me, but contacts, away with it. Bye people I dont care about, hi Jake! 😌

But of course I hope that this doesn’t happen to you and you will have exactly enough storage for everything you need. Of course I wish that to everyone else. 💚

I hate that I have to think about how much could go wrong. I’m afraid that my phone will fall out of my hand because of to much excitement and shatter into millions of pieces while I install the game. Sorry, I have to leave you now, I have to buy three new phones. Safety first. 😭🏃🏻‍♂️

#mysteriouslover1516 #dw sequel talks #dw sequel ask #hbj dw sequel answers #new everbyte game #<3

[horizonspurple]

Hiii

I like your taste:) Lucifer and Sex Education🤭I really like both of them. What is your favourite series?

You and @lord-of-dice-and-kinks are so cute😌and since I know you're reading this @lord-of-dice-and-kinks I just want to say thank you for the good day wishes. I see your comments, but I'm so excited about texting Purple I tend to forget. And I hope you have good day!

I've been thinking about fetlife for a while but I guess it scares me a tiny bit.

Spanking actually fascinated me before I even knew what sex is. The point were I realized I'm into kink was during quarantine however, when read a lot of fanfiction out of boredom...and some of it can get pretty spicy. I saw that you've read ACOTAR, so I guess you know exactly what I'm talking about🤭

😌I'll stay on anon for a bit, but maybe you'll get an excited wave in your dms soon🤭

The cutest pokemon I cought recently is a Combee:) I'm having a lot of fun with the game, thank you for the idea😌

My question this time is, what is the favourite feature on you?

I hope you have a nice day:) My week keeps being not the best:(

-your sleepy anon

Welcome back sleepy!

Heyyy glad you like those tooo! Ugh picking favorites is always so harddd Sex Education is definitely up there, same with Lucifer, but I also really enjoyed The Originals, The Witcher and Alice in Borderland (can you tell I am awfull at making choices xD) I honestly can't pick between all of those, they're all so good and so different ☺ What's your favorite?

Hihi thank youuu, he'll definitely enjoy reading that! :) He's very much enjoying our little interactions Also ahww 🥺

Mhmm I get that! What scares you about it? Maybe I can reassure you or confirm the things that scare you so you can make a better educated choice about if it's for you or not (because really it's okay if fetlife is not for you, I doubted if it was a place for me at times as well)

Quarantine really did a lot of us dirty when it came to developing kinks and stuff xD (I also had a surge in discovering kinks during quarantine xD) Mhmm for sure! Do you have a favorite fanfic? Or favorite people to read fanfiction about? Only answer those if you feel comfortable

Haha I am reading ACOTAR but I'm still in the first book so no spoliers!! But I did land on booktok and my fyp is full of ACOTAR simps so I know whats waiting for me xD (can't wait 🤫) I'm also sending pics of all the spicy stuff to Daddy so he can see what I enjoy, you know for uhhh.. research purposes 🙈

That is completely okay, I'll gladly wave at you from here for now 👋🏻😊

Combee is so cuteee lucky you for getting them! And I'm so glad Pokemon go is helping you have some fun :)

My favorite feature on myself ooff, I'm always very bad of thinking of stuff like this hihi I would say personalitywise, I like how I have a big heart and care quickly, I like to see it as me having a lovefilled view of people and nature It does make me get hurt easily at times but that's okay, I now have people around me to help me with that Physically, I really like my eyes, they are a lighter shade of blue with a darkblue circle which I think looks pretty cool, and my body has an hourglass figure which I really like as well

What's your favorite feature about you?

Ahh that sucks a lot sweetie, I'll keep you in my thoughts and so really hope it gets better soon <3 My own day has been okayish, not too bad not really good either, but that's okay :) I really want to write but I'm struggling a bit to get started on a new story, the beginning is always the most difficult

#sleepy anon #anon #horizon posts

[having-conniptions]

KinnPorsche ep 14 Rewatch Rambles:

Last time seeing/hearing the intro 😭 but it's okay it's in my Favorites playlist on Deezer 😌

VegasPorsche friendship my beloved

"I definitely won't let anyone do anything to Pete" - "Just take care of him" 😭😭😭 VegasPete feat. PorschePete friendship

I love how Porsche's flashbacks come with dramatic wind in his hair

Apo's acting tho 😭❤️

KP thinking they're cousins for a hot second lmaooo 💀

Liar liar pants on fire (me @ Korn rn)

The brothers 😭❤️

The beginning of the end here we goooo

How can they all disrespect Kinn like that in his own home as if he's not still mafia even with his dad "dead"... not gonna say they had it coming but that definitely wasn't the smartest move

"Know your place" - "That's why I was speaking" POINTS TO DADDY CHAN SORRY VEGAS

Vegas immediately using one if his bodyguards as a human shield 💀

NOT CHAN 😭

Also can we talk about the fact that Vegas is still doing all of this just so maybe his father will be proud of him just this once 💀😭

Shit is going DOWN

Kinn also kinda used Pete as a shield but unlike Vegas he didn't grab him from behind and Pete actually kept his hand on Kinn the entire time making sure he's still behind him

Enter: Porsche

Whose first instinct is also to pull Kinn to his side and cover him 😭❤️

"I'm on your side" followed by their little tango of violence will always be in my heart

"Head, chest... or heart" *aims at Porsche* THIS EPISODE HAS SO MANY ICONIC LINES/MOMENTS

THE FUCKING TOY CAR OF DESTRUCTION 😂 and the marbles I can't hahahaha

Erika ftw

"I can be by myself" CHAY YOU'D HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN IF YOUR EX WASN'T LOOKING OUT FOR YOU

The face Kim pulls before dragging that guy's face across the bar is HILARIOUS

KIM CLEAN UP YOUR MESS

Not Erika 😭😭

Not Gun saying he doesn't care about profits WELL IF IT'S NOT THAT THEN IT'S POWER IS THAT ANY BETTER?

I remember being so confused about Korn's and Gun's versions of the story, not realizing there was wayyyy more to it

The VegasPete reunion 😭 Pete shooting Vegas in the arm so the bodyguards wouldn't shoot 😭 Vegas, broken and bloody, reaching for Pete's face, asking him to be the one to kill him

The kiss 😭😭 the way Vegas pushed Pete off of him and runs away, leaving Pete confused af

I didn't even notice that Pete wipes his mouth before getting up lmao

Porsche yelling "Hey! Stop!" as if that's ever worked xD

Suuuuure, in like 15 years she hasn't aged a day...

"You just want all the power" AND WHAT ABOUT YOU GUN

What was he gonna say WHAT WAS HE GONNA SAYYYYYYYYYY

They left so much open for a season 2 and then DIDN'T GIVE US A SEASON TWO

Please don't call Porsche your nephew he's dating your son

Also can we talk about how Vegas was never able to free himself from his father before Gun died? I really wanted Vegas to break free on his own 😭

PETE STILL HAS BLOOD ON HIS MOUTH. VEGAS' BLOOD. FROM THE KISS. I AM THIS 🤏 CLOSE TO GOING INSANE

And his little speech before he runs after Vegas 😭😭😭

Korn may be terrible but he will always be supportive of gay love <3

With his dad, Vegas lost all sense of purpose because all he ever did was to try to make his dad proud. So even after he died, Vegas wasn't immediately freed. Nah, he thought he had nothing left to live for. Where would he go, what would he do, if no one gave him any direction?

This entire scene... 😭 it hurts even more after seeing the bts where they just sat on the ground after filming, processing all the emotions 😭 and Pete's raw af sobs and screams that were muted in the episode are also in that bts

VEGAS' TEENY TINY LITTLE SMILE FOR A FRACTION OF A SECOND BEFORE HE GETS SHOT WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME GO ABSOLUTELY INSANE

Porsche becoming head of the minor family means he'll still be under Korn's thumb

Omg Chay is adorable

And Kim is still miserable lol

Porsche in that green suit 🔥🔥🔥

The kissssss omggggg

Tay 😍🥰❤️

KIM'S VIDEO 😭 he's trying okay he's trying not to isolate himself 😭

I think there's still hope for them (post-canon, because again, no s2 unfortunately) because 1) Chay was playing the guitar again, meaning he picked up music again even though he'd stopped because of Kim, and I'm not sure which guitar it was but if it was the one Kim gave him u know what that means... and 2) he didn't delete the video - he almost did but then he put his phone away PLEASE I JUST WANT THEM TO START OVER AND I WANT KIM TO ACTUALLY BE A GOOD BOYFRIEND THIS TIME

Tankhun is still so iconic

"I have a surprise for you" - "then I'll go wait in the restroom" PORSCHE NOT THAT KIND OF SURPRISE LMAO

They're so adorable aaaaaa

Hahaha Kinn's trying to be sexy but ends up being a little cheesy and goofy 🤭

"How's Vegas doing?" HIT ME SO HARD THE FIRST TIME BC UP TO THAT POINT I WAS CONVINCED I'D BE STUCK WATCHING VEGASPETE FIX-ITS ALL NIGHT

"I call Pete everyday to encourage him" IS SO OVERLOOKED PORSCHE IS SUCH A GREAT FRIEND ❤️😭

The whispered "I love you" 😭😭❤️❤️

I feel like there are so many secrets left to be uncovered

Namphueng looks so uncomfortable and idk if it's because there's two dudes she doesn't remember hugging her and calling her mom or if it's because she's actually just pretending 👀👀👀

The post credit scene 😭 I find it hard to believe that it's also 1 month later bc Vegas' wounds would be wayyy further along the healing process. Especially the one on his arm that probably didn't actually go through but just grazed him. And after a month, Vegas wouldn't be asking Pete why he's still there. They would have had that conversation much sooner. So did they actually go back to right after the incident? Like, a few days later? A week maybe?

I will always be insane about "I can't run off to anywhere" I have made an entire post about Pete not being able to leave Vegas for various reasons so I won't go into too much detail but I'll just say this isn't just "I don't have anywhere to go" but also "I couldn't just run off and leave you behind"

AGAIN WITH THE SOFT HAND HOLDING 😭❤️

Hahaha Macau's little smirk he's so precious

The family cuddles and Vegas' soft little pecks for Pete and Macau 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ also they used a mirror for that scene again and I'm still not sure what reflections mean in KP but I know they're a Thing™️

I can't believe it's over. That's it. I've rewatched the entire series less than two months after first watching it. It's not over yet, not for me. But I think my brain will at least stop being a "KP only" zone, at least for a while.

Aaaaaahhh this series and its characters and the cast will always be in my heart 😭❤️

#kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche ep 14 #kinnporsche final episode #kinnporsche rewatch

[stormkobra-5]

hey!! 🍁(not even sure this is the right emoji) coming in for a ship😌 my name is raven, I'm 5'2 with (faded) orange hair and blue eyes. I'm a stubborn introvert who enjoys plants, animals and anything related to the sky. I love rock music and horror movies.

I look shy at first but once I'm comfortable I'm insane (*insert that "not me being goofy lol🤪" meme*)

yeah..... i think thats it!! thank you :)

Ok. Okay. Hear me out here.

Evgeni Kolpakov!

Again. I know nothing about the character and have never seen the movie (so ig I’m behind on my Oscar filmography xd). But. From what I’ve seen he’s sweet, loving, and has a mischievous side (assuming we’ve all seen the gifs of him flashing his coworker, Dwayne).

So as we all (or maybe not all) of us know, Evgeni is a security guard working in London— and he’s also Russian, you should know that, too. He’s a pretty chill guy most of the time, but he also goes for what he wants without hesitation.

And the moment you walked into the museum [Is he working as a security guard at a museum??? Let’s just say he is for plot purposes], passing him at the entrance with a polite nod and only a soft question about where the latest exhibit is; apparently some sort of sky-themed art event where there were rare paintings of blue, gray, and starry midnight set up on display. You’d heard in passing and had nothing better to do, but you were surprised when the security guard caught your attention more than the art you came for.

Evgeni may be bold, but he’s also kind of nervous. He spends at least twenty minutes second-guessing what he’s about to do, especially on his lunch break when he has nothing else to think about.

When he comes back, he immediately starts checking the cameras to see where you are. Dwayne, used to his antics, only rolls his eyes. You’re not in the museum, though; at least, you won’t be in a few minutes. You’re leaving. Entranced by the smile on your face, he bolts out of there and rushes down to the parking lot, trying to act somewhat normal.

He spots you just as you’re entering your car, and luckily for him, you hesitate. When he actually gets up to the window he sees that you’re texting; not a partner, he hopes. He knocks on the glass lightly, making you jump. He didn’t expect to hear the rock music blaring from your speakers before you muted it, but he comments with a soft laugh, “Interesting choice.”

Once you roll your window down, he’s profusely apologizing for scaring you. “I’m deeply sorry, miss, I just needed to ask you something.”

“Oh? Of course sir, what can I—“

“Please,” He interrupted softly, “You can call me Evgeni.”

Your beaming smile made his heart flutter. “Okay. Evgeni. What can I do for you?”

He couldn’t stop his own smile, or the flush that spread across his cheeks. “Would it be alright if I took you for coffee?”

A smile so big it nearly reached your ears graced your face. “Y-yeah. More than alright. I’d like that.”

Evgeni swore he fell in love with you right there.

Spookable September

#evgeni kolpakov #w.e. #oscar isaac #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #stormkobra 5 answers #spookable september

[slashingdisneypasta]

ALSO

In regards to that one list post you made the other day, I don't know much about Ian (I'm extremely UNSURE about ever watching Zombie Strippers) BUT

I would purposely touch him on the shoulder just to annoy him any time I got the chance 😌 I will risk the chance of disinfectant spray in the face.

Grab a trash can lid for a shield on your way into the club!! ^^ Haha, you'll be set XD

He deserves it!

#ian: touch me and feel the wrath of glenn 20 #you: ... *prods* #*quickly holds up shield*

[elmaxlys]

1, 2, 4, and 37 for whichever ship you want!

1- List 3 shipping tropes you love

obsession. good lord, that shit gets me almost every time. Like, they have history and idk maybe they're rivals, maybe they’re nemeses, maybe they're exes, and one of them is just. obsessed with the other and the other either doesn't care or straight up like 'yikes' or when it’s fucking mutual goodness, this shit is so good?? Some examples in my ships: Juoka (Juo obsessed with Rika), EDEN (ADAM obsessed with Langa), Utaren (everything Uta has going on), Ushioi (kinda mutual tbh), Adakiri (Kiriko obsessed with Ainosuke), Hannigram (❤), Rinharu (esp in s1), Double Shinya (❤), Dai/Jaehee (❤)

“I’m the only one who can kill/harm you” like the possessiveness over an adversary or rival etc?? being all defensive over someone they regularly and actively try to harm *chef kiss* I don’t have a specific example here but this makes me vibrate with excitement and shipper feeling every time.

devoted person in a one-sided love :3 i like pain. Maybe a subgenre of the obsession one but the devotion is gentle i guess, unlike the obsession that is really fucking toxic xD absolutely delicious, give me the all the pining. no “and they actually end up together at the end”, just “content to remain by their beloved’s side” and “happy their beloved is happy, even without them” smooch smooch

2- List 3 shipping tropes you don't love

jealousy jfc this is the biggest turn off for me “why were you with-” SHUT UP THEY HAVE A LIFE “i don’t like that you’re friends with [person of the gender you’re attracted to]” OH WE’RE DOING THIS?? DO YOU CHEAT WITH EVERYONE YOU ARE POTENTIALLY ATTRACTED TO? GET OUT “do you like me or them better” THEM. JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED, FUCKFACE. Flips the anger switch in me like nothing else. congrats for that. Not even my beloved Yunise get a pass for that lmao I fucking hate that aspect of the ship. No, it’s not the same as the obsession one I said earlier as my favorite.

soulmates omg on top of being highly arophobic, it annoys me to no end, i see it a lot in omegaverse with “destined/fated mates” and whatnot. i see that word (or the in-universe word for that), i close the tab. this is a shortcut to avoid actually developing the growth of a relationship and i hate it. the appeal of reading/watching romance to me is mostly the before relationship so yeah that sure doesn’t help lol.  When does it get a pass: when the character believe they’re “meant to be” bc of above obsession but in universe they’re really not meant to be (like. juoka. juo always pushing the “fate” talk when really it’s all his doing, stalking rika and whatnot lmao)

“labrador” types, especially when there’s a love triangle with a “cat type” person and also especially when the “labrador” has a ~dark~ side/actual shit personality that they hide from their Love Interest. I hate hypocrites lol  (this is actually a subgenre of the introvert x extrovert trope that i also highly dislike when it’s the only bit of their personality traits that is pushed forward when ‘advertising’ the ship lol no one can write introverts correctly anyway.)

4- One physical aspect of a ship that always get you

Fights, Jesus Christ, fights. If they haven't tried to tear the other apart or severely injured each other on purpose, then what's the point 😌 (depending on the tone of canon, the intensity of the fight can go from the Rinharu s1ep12 fight to, like, whatever Utaren has going on)

37- Describe one reunion after time apart

Wordless. They look at each other. They’ve missed each other for so long that the feeling is almost a part of them now. One of them slowly starts smirking. And at that sight everything goes aflame, everything bursts. They find themselves in each other’s arms. They cling to each other, they breathe each other, they can’t let go. There’s no need for word, they know. Their old scars wake up. It feels right. Finally. Finally.

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the ask game if anyone else wanna send me something :D

#they deserve a soft epilogue my love they might not be good people but they've suffered enough oh god they have #tmtc #thank you <3 #aaah it took a while to write but i loved it hehe thank you so much for asking!!

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Hey guyss

😬 yeahh the cameras :(

:( bc that's just a rough situation

Ahh yeah then you can see all the trauma of that xdd

Oh right and they get real (not real) cameras lol

Hmm okay so he did try to break in

Ope?

LOL his accomplice o.o guess he did need help xD

Guess he doesn't care about being found now? Fair enough

Do you not see they're cops o.o

Ayy we love the commitment xD

Oh no-

Sir o.o

XD

Oh gosh they really hate her o.o

Don't go in too angry bestie be chill xdd

Yeah bestie she knows 😬

C'mon girl you got this 😬

😑 sir

Leave her aloneee

Okay good response good response

GLAD?

Bro I hate this guy 😑

Okay be chill be chill

But also go off girl xd

Honeyy xd 😭

OPE good thing they left those cameras o.o

??

The bandages and such, were there two of them?

Annnd they don't know the island 😭😬

Nope

Oh gross 😭

NOOO sir sorry 😭 poor girlie :((

Bro is crazy o.o

Bailey now is not the time xD

Nolan I don't think that'll work

Nah yeah he's way crazy o.o

I mean it kinda is a whole operation now xD

Nolannn be chill 😭

Guysss 😭😭

Maybe they'll hear the yelling?

UMMM

UH OH UH OH

EXCUSE ME???

Imagine if they killed Bailey right here

Did he shoot John in the leg???

YEAH RUN GUYS GUN

And screaming lol

Ahhh no him

Howw though?

OHH YEAH THE JAM

SLAY NOLAN :D

YOO go off Nolan with the chair

Y'allll 😭😬

Uh ohhh uh oh

OOP go off

Hey guys XD I mean why are they even there lol

Just for funsies xD

Ah for towels clearly 😌

EW

LOL the backup xD slay

ICONIC go off all y'all

XD funny that Nyla and Angela were too late lol but I'm sure the lift out and emotional just, them being there helped!

Ayy slay Celina :DD

Nice compliments Tim :))

Lol nahhh he ain't

Aww hey guys xD

XD yeah she's being going through it lol xd 🤢

Awww besties :'))

I love them sm thank you very much <33

Yeah it'll be back to normal soon :'DD :')

I'm glad we didn't drag that out too long <33

Aww that good night Celina was cute idk why

The way he said it was satisfying/sweet :)

Babeys <33 🥰

OOP detective's list o.o?

Uh ohh

Nah she's gonna see her name farther down but still there hey :)

Good shock?

Uh oh

Okay maybe it's not good shock xd

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ huh??

Oh bc she'll be on it for so long :((?

Aww 17 😭😭 Honey I'm so sorry :(((

Lucyyy 😭😭😭😭😭💔❤️

Poor babey :'(( <3

I thought I saw a bit of a clip that said 17th place and that explains it xdd 😭

Nahh she'll do something that moves her up idk how but she will

I'm glad story wise she didn't do too amazing though :') :'/

XD hey besties lol

You look tired

I mean that's kinda what we expected though isn't it lol

Oogh gosh o.o pieces 😬

Ahh yeah xd makes sense

The getting paranoid lol

I mean they were conducting surveillance lol-

I mean they didn't do much xD

XDD guys

LOL

I mean is it really that pleasant there xD

After all the. yk. murder lol

Awww honey 😭 xd

Okay phew I don't have to see her tell Tim lol

Not that he would've been upset with her or anything, he probably hugged her lol :) but still it would hurt me

I mean is it worse though xD

Awww what is it (this is a tiny bit of the clip I saw, like "prize for 17th" is what I saw)

AWWWWW STOP THAT IS SO CUTE

Did he get that as 1st originally on purpose :'))?

Honey <33

LOL metro xD

AWWWW lovelies 🥰🥰 of course she did :')

If this doesn't prove he supports you doing that idk what does xD

Awww honey :')) :'( you could never disappoint him <3

AWW yeah :') xD

Y'ALLLLL they're so cute <333

Aww it is cute/sweet xD <33 🥰❤️

Ope 👀?

Nahh it's a tv ain't it xD

Yep

Lol good for you guys XD

I bet you got that from the beach though and I just have to say. You do know you live by the beach don't you xD

Awww y'all 🥰 at least you had a good time for a while there lol

Happy Honeymoon for real guys 🥰🥰❤️

Awww lol I love them <33

#the rookie #oasis's the rookie chatter #oasis's rookie chatter

[yappacadaver]

Idk if this is on purpose or jist bc you post ur art on tumblr and can't show too much but i love how often you make kakashi cum in his pants. It's just fitting for him 😌 i enjoy it immensely 💖

!!!!!!!!!! im so glad you enjoy it!!

I do it to avoid the tumblr evil, but I do also enjoy it for him hehe xD

#ty ty!!! #yappa answers

[sscarchiyo]

Jealous hc of Ousuke, Masumi and our new character Nekosaki

🤤🤤🤤

jealous hcs

paring(s): ousuke, masumi & nekosaki

contains: gn!reader & crack

✉️ -  jealous ousuke >>😌 hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated, have a good day <3

ousuke

oh mannn thiss guyyy

i’ll pray for whoever tried to make him jealous 

its one thing if someone doesn’t know you’re taken

but he’ll still be pressed and annoyed

now can you imagine if the person knew and did it on purpose? 

ahahah i’ll plan your funeral cuz you fucked up big time

he drinks his respect woman juice, so if you are a woman he wont put his hands on you (unless you’re an oni, then you’ll be deceased) 

but if you’re a man? AHAHAHAHA GOOD LUCK

has no patience, will body you and wants all the smoke

if you try to make him jealous tho, he’ll get really petty

might ignore you ngl, just cuddle him and he’ll be fine XD

just do not flirt with his s/o 

masumi

honestly if you tried to make him jealous, he might not realize at first

gets amused when someone else tries to flirt with you

in fact he’s proud, you’re attractive he’d probably feel offended if someone didn’t try it

but it’s different if you’re both out together and someone tries that

would leave you and the person alone just to spy and see what they say/do

I don’t see him as the type of person to fight people over it

but 101% he’s using his ability to play pranks

it’s sunny, but all of a sudden ‘rain’? masumi did it

the person suddenly gets a wedgie? masumi did it

they suddenly fall and land in animal shit? aisskskakkz masumi did it

just do not flirt with his s/o 2.0

nekosaki

pls when this guy is jealous, you will know

he’s not hiding anything

he’s all fight first, no talk later

he wants all the smoke 2.0

you better pray he doesn’t copy your appearance and make “you” do something bad

and trust me...he will do it

doesn’t care if you’re a girl or guy

watch him chase you around with his knives

I mean it was that person’s fault

no rlly tho, who flirts with a guys s/o when he’s right there?

if you try to make him jealous tho, he’ll most definitely tease you too

“oh wow, trying to make me jealous? ha try harder next time”

no don’t try harder, he’s actually losing his mind XD

just do not flirt with his s/o 3.0

tougen anki taglist: @lavandar-castle

general taglist: @megurulvr @hanmak1sser

#second form: scribbles #ousuke x reader #ousuke headcanons #momokado ousuke #momokado ousuke headcanons #tougen anki x reader #tougen anki x you #masumi x reader #masumi headcanons #yodogawa masumi x reader #nekosaki x reader #tougen anki nekosaki #nekosaki x you

[thenightmarketofdathomir]

I’ve been thinking about a little scene with Feral specifically and I wanted to share: say you’re on Dathomir for work or pleasure and you find out they have hedge mazes (it’s probably better not to watch the plants too closely xD). You invite or get invited by this guy you met, Feral Opress, you start playing and running around, and things get steamy and predatory in the best way 😌 oh the thrill of getting chased around!

I regret that when I hear "hedge maze" and "Feral" and "predatory" in the same breath, things may take a slightly different turn.

Slightly less lighthearted, definitely more primal, and 200% more dangerous...

This might have been influenced by a certain discussion that might've been had on some indeterminate server someplace that will go unnamed because this anon and I have never spoken before, have we, anon? No. No no no. We're not in cahoots at all. No idea what you're talking about.

Pairing: Feral Opress x Reader Rating: Mature/Suggestive Warnings: Horror tropes, oppressive darkness, predator/prey themes, alien biology (Zabrak ridged cock), scared/horny energy

Summary: So you took a shortcut to get another drink. Oopsie.

Darkness has a weight to it on Dathomir: a heft that falls like a curtain when you veer off the path, finding yourself in a gloomier part of the forest that undulates and sprawls into little inlets and alcoves and dead ends.

Nothing and everything looks the same, and whatever wisdom you possessed about finding your way out of a labyrinth -- deliberate in its construction and purposeful in its confusion -- leaves you with the understanding that the gnarl of trees and vines and underbrush are as unforgiving as the silence.

The forest is so still that you can hear a branch crack in the distance.

It's what gets your heart thumping harder in your chest.

You move faster, feet carrying you deeper as you realize that for all your studies of the planet, you hadn't prepared yourself for the possibility of getting so lost in its wilds after suns-set. You don't know the stars here, and there are no markers in the sky to guide you.

Only the quiet. Only the crackling conference of the dry grave thorn grove in the distance, so like bones beating against each other.

"Kriff," you manage, a little high-pitched, turning on the spot. Every avenue looks the same, the end destination indifferent to the firelight of the Nightbrothers' camp. You've lost the trail, and instead of remaining calm, you shout:

"Hello? Can anybody hear me?"

Not thinking that it might attract the attention of something more adept at eating you than saving you.

"Kark."

You pick up speed, thinking the path on the left is the one that will lead you back to the safe glow of the burning braziers -- true flame interspersed with lanterns lit by ichor. It's just so quiet, and the night and the humid air and the faint whiff of graveside loam and growing things fill your mouth and your lungs, leaving you with images of overturned plots and the things that dwell deep in earth.

They only suspend the Nightsister pods. The Nightbrothers do bury their dead. But do they rise, too?

A twig snaps, and you turn, lurching and off-balance, but there's nothing in the spot where the sound emerged from save for the hungry dark, the shadows so like a maw that pulls you forward as if on a breath you stagger and stumble.

Tree roots jutting up from the path. Branches bare and sharp, reaching out to snare at your bare arms --

You catch yourself before you can fall, breathing hard, rationalizing that it's all in your head and that there's nothing to fear and you're alone out here.

And then, the shadows gather form, collecting diaphanous and shifting just enough so that the rumble of laughter that lifts and falls towards you as if on a breeze pulls the gooseflesh to the edge of your skin. The hair on the back of your neck rises, electric, and -- in that absolute darkness, a predator lifts it head to appraise you:

Gold, shining eyes in the gloom. Watchful. Hungry.

The stillness is absolutely: the roar of blood in your ears a rattling drum that fuzzes your senses as you dare draw a breath: just the one, sharp and ragged, not nearly enough to bring the oxygen to your brain.

It doesn't move, though you know it can scent your fear.

This is the end of you, you think, and it's your last thought because in the next moment, you're running.

The soft strike of footfalls behind you, muscles pumping faster than you can manage, the soft whump of earth beneath sure feet -- they have every advantage over you, because unlike you, who cannot see the roots jutting from the path, hurtle yourself blindly into the dark as your toes snag. Full-throttle. Heart in your throat. Tears streaming and legs untethered --

You fly. Your foot catches. You fall.

There's a muffled whump of contact as strong arms circuit your chest, dirt and rocks rising to your face but swept back at the latest possible opportunity. You hit, but the soft whump! of collision is you against a hard, hot chest, strong arms around you. Not the ground.

A rustle of ragged laughter lifts your hair, warm breath rustling against your ear and throat. Shaking, you don't process these things at first -- only the hard press of a body you know at your backside and fingers you've intimately familiar with bracing your chest. The curls of the ochre tattoos over Feral's knuckles look blue in the darkness, his honeyed hues of his skin equally desaturated.

"Got you," he rasps, the velvet drag of his voice a rough pleasure that tickles a little. "Told you not to wander."

You shudder, the tension bleeding out of you as you go boneless.

"I was looking for a shortcut to the bar."

Feral nuzzles your throat, scenting you. Your fear must be an aphrodisiac, because the spot where you're cradled between his legs becomes suddenly slightly less comfortable: his awareness in all it's ridged, rippling glory pokes into your lower back. Unconcerned, he smiles into your ear, baring teeth.

"And here I thought you were trying to lure me into a secluded spot to have your way with me."

His laughter shudders through your body, warming you as his hands fall down your body, coming to rest on your stomach, a thumb notched between your breasts, the other hand on your waist, fingertips seeking along the waistband.

You huff a laugh, squirming on him now.

"Ah," Feral chides. "I've caught you. You're mine now."

Overhead, the thin pinpricks of stars emerge trough the cloud cover. A little light shed on his welcome embrace, curious fingertips dipping a little lower -- like he's asking a question:

Do you want to?

Here?

Now?

He flexes his hips, and your breathing changes as you turn your face into his neck.

"You scent different when you're scared." His usual silk and gravel tone dips, "I like it."

You still, feeling him behind you at once: your saviour and your captor, stronger by degrees, faster by a league, but still -- not beyond a challenge.

"I tripped. It was hardly a challenge for you."

The quiet stretches. You can feel his every measured breath, sure and steady beneath your body: an invitation against your backside.

"I can scent that you like this," he says, softer, as if he knows that this is turning you on.

"It is. But I don't want it to be over yet."

Feral's smile is brilliant in the dark, but he smothers it, ducking his head into your throat where he lays a little kiss.

"Then I have a suggestion," he hedges.

And you lift your gaze to his: gleaming, and a little narrowed with mischief; his smug assertiveness that softens you.

The words shiver, your body tensing like you already know what's coming: "What's that?"you manage.

A beat sinks, and Feral murmurs in a low growl,

"Run."

#this is how you get out of a maze: you pick ONE direction (for example: left) and you take every left on every path until you get out #I'm married to a person from corn county where there are corn mazes #that's how to do the thing #left left left left left left left. #or you know just get chased by Feral Opress then who cares #Feral Opress #Feral #Feral Opress x Reader #Feral Opress x You #Nightbrother #Zabrak #I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOUR. #I really feel like a part two to this would be beneficial you know? #the night market of dathomir

[kingkatsuki]

The fact that you literally foreshadowed the fic you were about to post has me in stitches and idk if you did this on purpose or if I'm just over thinking it, but I hope your proud XD

It was definitely an ass thing 😌

Omg no but the ass thing isn’t even the thing I’m gonna post! The 1.2k thing is literally just a silly little inexperienced Baku & Kiri x experienced reader thing I wrote for myself 🥺😂

But many much ass today yes pls!!!👀😂😂😂

#jo talks