#probably some eggs

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

#chickens #like buddy you are never going to actually make a profit #and if by some miracle you do #it's going to be VERY SMALL #Considering the money you put into building or buying a coop #plus feed and bedding and equipment (waterers feeders perches etc) costs #egg cartons and enrichment and gas to go get the feed #the cost you (personally) probably put into building the egg stand you mentioned #a 50lbs bag of feed will feed 12 adult chickens for 8 days #12 chickens generally lay 6-12 eggs per day #usually less in the fall and may even stop in winter #a 50lb bag of feed is usually $12-15 #and you wasted the first 6 months going eggless until they were old enough to lay #and that doesn't factor in oyster shell or anything else you may need to do for them #like worming or treating for coccidia or anything #and doesn't take into account your time #like asjh;dsfkgdh you really thought you were gonna make a buck doing this??? #wank for ts

[seaweedraindraws]

I was saving this for my fanfic but I liked the idea so much I had to draw it!

Bonus:

Here is a link to the fic this scene is from! (Only chapter 1 is up, so this scene has not yet happened)

#cherrisnake #cherri bomb #sir pentious #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel comic #So this is a headcanon I've had in mind for a while now! I don't know if anyone else has pointed it out yet #but when I was doing research I never saw anyone mention the term Good Egg #which apparently came from the 1800s #and I thought it only made sense that if he did have some son then he'd have considered that kid a Good Egg #and therefore Eggs have a greater meaning in his life #having probably said that term so often when he was living #I really do like the idea of having the Egg Boiz be like his own children in some way #And the realization hitting Cherri that she'd just been breaking them because they were just his inventions just mmmh #the angst #me sleeping well tonight knowing I made this somewhat sad comic

[royalarchivist]

Federation Rabbits: 👍🥚

Cucurucho: No.

If you missed today's QSMP stream (or chose not to watch) here's all you need to know.

(The other important thing to know is that all the Eggs have canonically been moved to a safe location, which is probably for the best while things are being sorted out).

#QSMP #Cucurucho #QSMP Eggs #The other thing to know is that all the Eggs have canonically been moved to a safe location #Which is probably for the best while things are being sorted out #April 20 2024 #Glad I downloaded the VOD because a big chunk got muted for copyright for some frickin reason almost immediately #The Federation

[possumsarenice]

It’s nice to that The Sun and Moon Show has some cis representation with Moon. I mean, he’s the only one in the entire cast, but it’s still nice

#SUN IS TRANS DAVIS TOLD ME IRL/j #But like CANONICALLY SPEAKING #Lunar goes by he/they #Earth goes by she/they #Monty is genderfluid #I saw a post talking about how Eclipse could be a trans metaphor (but I would like to add that this could specifically be the #“Trans egg who’s trapped by internalized transphobia” experience) #Bloodmoon is just the “Numerous Bees” meme #and the nano-machines add to the trans vibes #And KC’s arc could hit with some trans peeps #Gemini was probably using gendered pronouns to “make things easier for Earthings” #AND EVEN IF SUN IS JUST A FEMBOY ITS STILL A LITTLE FRUITY #BUT TRANSFEM SUN WHO DOESNT WANT TO COME OUT OR EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE SHE NEVER GOT THE COURAGE TO TELL OLD MOON AND NEVER WILL #GOOD SHIT #sun and moon show #sams #the sun and moon show #tsams

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

What treats does cat Dust like? Can I give treats to Dust:D

Cat treats: <- in-universe salmon flavored cat treat (has a rough texture, like stale bread)

#dust sans #cat #food #food mention #he also likes hardboiled eggs #i should make a chart for what the little guys would do for hard boiled eggs #some of them aren't small but still #i love hardboiled eggs with a little bit of salt and also devilled eggs so much #cats can't have devilled eggs though so the chart would only be for hard boiled eggs #<- Killer would probably try to steal devilled eggs anyway (don't give him any he'll get a stomache) #i should've made the little shit an orange cat. would've fit him #queue

[clownsterzz]

Happy Easter yall :>>

Such goobers 😘

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #julie joyful #frank frankly #easter #art #Tbh Julie probably would dress up a bunny or a egg #I can imagine Howdy doing some big sale for some Easter stuff akiaskkw

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what @f4nd0m-fun I literally finished this last night, so here, have the lil baby hydra. From several prompts.

They're still mostly baby colors, which is all monochrome, but are juuust starting to get more colors like their underbellies and their heads are starting to lighten up, but will start shifting color eventually.

Which makes me wonder what kind of thing might happen if someone tries to study the realm hydras....

(Also have a prompt in the tags lol)

#the class pulls a tiamat #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Jordan is on the left & Ellie on the right #Reminder for who is in the Ennead: Danny & Tuck & Sam & Val & Wes & Dash & Kwan & Star & Paulina #Unlike their parents the two of them are about the size of a big dog together #Like they are BABY baby in dragon age even if separated human forms are like 13 or 14 #But can you imagine someone sneaking into the remnants of Amity and finding some sort of giant nest with an “egg” #*cough* Core *cough* #Big 9 headed parent is not pleased #Why yes the ennead are poly & destroyed a government branch together #And brought the ruins of Amity with them to this new world when people wouldn't stop bothering them #or bothering them in violent ways #the hydra was created out of desperation due to the GIW's actions #They've been in the DC world for a few centuries now and didn't have problems before #They've guarded every other core well until they healed and left back to the Realms- Halfas/Hydras just take longer apparently #Probably because they have to rebuild a fully physical form as well

[nonuggetshere]

This design came to me right after I woke up and I think I'm gonna use it for one of my AUs

#hollow knight #the pale king #hk pale king #my art #spooky arts #humble pie au #My singular GREAT dad PK. The others suck in some way he's the only good one #When he was a king his markings were obscured because of his glow but life and void poisoning took a toll on him so he's no longer as #bright and you can actually see his stripes and point markings :] his claws are a little darker coz. Void #Realistically he probably would have his stomach crotch and legs stained with void to but I am. Not drawing that #Like yeah injecting himself with void and laying void stained eggs would probably leave a mark. Still not drawing that

[boeing-787]

YAAAAY iris hellgate osprey is back home for summer... time to have the livestream open 24/7 again

#plane text #as usual every year i hope she has some success with eggs but knowing louis probably not :( #sad that the m2 and other male ospreys hanging around last year never brought her fish or anything she could have had a new mate that wasn' #preoccupied with his already existing mate and nest...

[coldgoldlazarus]

Maybe the solution to egg discourse, is that sometimes suggestions help trans people figure it out, and sometimes it pushes them deeper into denial instead, and so we shouldn't be making broad assumptions about what is or isn't good for someone, and just take each instance on a contextual basis?

#not a reblog #just based off the trans people I know #some were delayed for years by egg jokes #some were massively helped by them #some really wish they had had that help #and some wish they had that help but knowing them before and after figuring themselves out. it probably wouldn't have #people have different experiences #maybe I just have a weirdly diverse sampling to work with #but at least to me it feels like #both the egg prime directive #and the inverse response to that #are trying to simplify a nuanced question that isn't going to have the same answer every time #discourse

[factorialsotherfandoms]

Okay, just, before tonight... Can we accept that, given currently at a draw with both teams actually having been trying recently, blue and red are actually somewhat balanced, have both done crimes, and no matter who wins its nobody's fault what the consequences are except the Eye because that fucker has never given anyone sufficient info to work with?

#qsmp #bbh and phil's quick chat about how hopefully given they're drawing after the last “proper” day #the eye will consider neither of them to have lost #and therefore maybe they can only take some eggs home but the others won't /die/ #because tiebreak is probably inevitable but they can hope #seems overly hopeful but perhaps #also while I had to sleep and hit post limit a while before then #I do love how after the events everyone no matter the team just goes and hangs for a bit #which honestly? given that I doubt much will actually change back on island #because as soon as points aren't being scored they're just chilling together anyway

[akissiwashere]

So because I am crazy and insane, I went ahead and played against Al-Haitham numerous time in order to figure out ALL the cards that are apart of his deck.

You see, when m*hoyo creates decks for our playable characters, multiple things obviously come into play:

- Do the cards synergies well with one another? - Does the element duo open interesting event card and/or action card? - Do the character apart of the deck know each other/have a good relationship with one another? - What character card are currently available? - etc.

You know, basics. Not every point have to check out, of course. But most do. Kind of the way a non-sweaty player would think. And so while I was surprised and delighted to see Cyno in Al-Haitham deck, I had to rationalize my delusions.

"Oh, it’s for electro resonance. The card he’s playing bursts down his opponent. He will need the energy." Okay, very true rational me, but then again, why Cyno? Based on your assumption, would Raiden’s card not have been more sutible? Perhaps Kujou Sara who thrives in quicken decks…

"Maybe because his deck takes advantage of sumerian event cards which only activates when two character cards are from Sumeru" True true true. Damn. Perhaps, you are right. I’m just delusional, but I am content… unless. Isn’t D*ri from Sumeru? Which raises my question again…UGH. No no actually, you are probably right. Most certainly right, rational me. But I must see him use it myself. To appease my insanity.

So I played against Mr Scribe. Only to beat him in four rounds. So I matched us again. And again. And again. I think our longest match was 11 rounds? No matter. My point is, he did not use a card which REQUIRES two sumerian. Not once. He sure damn used the electro resonance card though, I can assure you that!

I even went to check other characters decks, keeping in mind what event/action card were available when they came out. And like, if I can grossly summarize, you have type

A) They are lowkey meta decks (i.e. Wanderer)

or type

B) They are definitely… decks (i.e. Klee)

Guess where I would categorize Al-Haitham’s deck? He’s soooo likeeee (it’s type B by the way). I’m probably trying to rationalize it because I genuinely thought he’d do something so stupidly meta and he just… did not? And even if he did, I thought it would have a strategy that isn’t "rely on Cyno’s card when all turns to shit". Like sir! Please stop making me like your pairing more and more it was not supposed to be like this.

#haino #cytham #delulu #delusional #insane #insanity #it’s the fact that Lisa’s deck didn’t even include Razor #or Baizhu who lacked Qiqi in his deck #thought that’s understandable they have like zero synergy #but that’s not my point!!!!! #my point is #seeing al-haitham and cyno’s relationship blossom to what it is today has been nothing but a treat #and i hope we will see more of this duo in the future #rational me has also deducted that they probably only allowed archons to use their nation event card #which honestly only pushes delulu me’s agenda even further #also his deck provides no survivability like #couldn’t he throw in a pizza or an egg or some’

[thebibliosphere]

World’s most codependent Ewok refuses to eat dinner because Papa isn’t home to serve it to her.

Doesn't matter that Mama is feeding her. No, no. Papa isnt home so Holly will starve.

This dog was afraid of men.

Now she won’t even accept her gourmet prescription diet unless her favorite human is home to personally plate and serve it.

Absolute Drama Llama.

#holly mop #am i going to resort to bribery and give her some of my eggs? #probably

[moongothic]

A stupid Crocodad related mental image that keeps on haunting me is Crocodile somehow getting to witness a Usual Strawhat Banquet, seeing Luffy eat The Normal Amount of Food Luffy Usually Eats and think to himself "...yeah that adds up"

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #Knowing how much Luffy can eat the poor man probably thought he was pregnant with quadruplets or some shit #Like there's no shock and horror to what a bottomless pit that dumbass is. It just makes perfect sense #If anything he'd be stuck wondering if Luffy's taste in food was influenced by whatever weird food cravings he might've had #Or if it was Luffy who influenced his food cravings while pregnant #Like which came first the chicken or the egg #''Did my meat cravings cause him to like meat that much or did he cause me to crave meat to begin with..?'' #I don't know man. This just such a stupid mental image but it makes me laugh #Would not classify as a headcanon. Just a Ridiculous Thought

[realitys-ex]

Now, Everyone can agree that the Fullmetal Alchemist Manga is a banger (I assume both animes are too, but I haven't watched 'em so no comment).

What a bunch of people don't know is that the artist/writer Hiromu Arakawa has written 2 other original works (one is complete the other is ongoing.

Silver Spoon: About a kid from Tokyo who, to get away from the demands of his parents/the stress of academia, attends a Farming School in the middle of nowhere where he is p.much the only one without a farming background. Hilarity, character development, etc. ensues.

Daemons of the Shadow Realm: A dude is raised in a mountain village, farming, hunting. etc. Until one day a fucking helicopter comes out of nowhere, his village is 50% slaughtered, turns out that the village existed for the sole purpose of breeding him and his sister, and it is not the 1400s anymore. Oh and Demons are a thing. Violence, humour, character development, etc. ensue. (This one is ongoing)

Now they are both 10/10, and I highly reccomend reading them both But that is not the point of this post.

She has drawn hundreds, if not thousands of faces at this point, so it is no surprise that you will see some repeats between the mangas.

BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW JARRING IT IS TO SEE EITHER INCARNATION OF GREED, HIS CREW, OR ROY FUCKING MUSTANG HANGING OUT IN A SCHOOL TALKING ABOUT COW BREEDS?

REALLY FUCKING JARRING! (somewhat less jarring to see them in tactical gear murdering people, or speaking with demons, cause that feels slightly in character)

Anyway, that aside, if you liked her worldbuilding, realism, in depth characters, approach to romance, etc. I do really reccomend them both.

(She also did another one entitled 'The Heroic Legend of Arslan' but as I haven't read it yet and it is a collaboration, I didn't mention it above)

#Hiromu Arakawa #fullmetal alchemist #Silver Spoon #Daemons of the Shadow Realm #I'll skip tagging the characters as that feels like a bit of a stretch #again this is not to throw shade at all #she is an increadible artist and writer #I have re read fullmetal probably 4 times by now #silver spoon twice #and when you are as prolific as she is it is more of a feature or easter egg then anything else #but man did I do a double take the first time I was reading through silver spoon #I still do to some degree but not as much as the first time #also: her afterwards comics about arguing with her editor about when the comic would end #and the lack of love triangles in silverspoon were great

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Wait..... There's nothing stopping me from giving the QSMP eggs their own Digimon.

...

Hey digimon fans-

#are there any digimon fans here? Probably not #Do I want to create some? yes #Okay but if I assign an egg a digimon that is gonna be FUN #Dapper and pomme need to match of course #probably with either a virus/vaccine type each #or an angelic/demonic digimon #oooohoohoo I want to do this so bad #I'm sure everyone has given them pokemon before. But these kids would THRIVE in a digimon setting #pspspspspsps everyone go watch Digimon Adventure from 1999. And Digimon Adventure 02. And Tamers. And- #okay im done LMAO #not a poll #qsmp #qsmp eggs #Digimon is my roman empire