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why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr
The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.
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Obsessed with how the dream baby cries sounded like a doll's cries; the sort where you press its hand or chest. Shauna as far as we know doesn't have younger siblings/extended family and may not have spent much time around kids, so it makes sense her subconscious mind is not going to create a completely realistic baby cry and the way the baby cries made the sequence feel unsettling long before it became clear it was a dream. AND how large and healthy that baby was considering her entire pregnancy has taken place in the wilderness, every bit of the scene is such a construction of how Shauna thinks the baby should be until she can't feed him in the dream and that's when her fears around the baby take over.
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I cant stop thinking about this. this is nothing. this is less than nothing
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assorted losers (and losercakes) from one of my . papers
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For Bonnie, Foxy, Monty and Freddy, I like the idea of an employee who dream to be a parent, but without being pregnant. So they decide to make themselves an animatronic child (easier than adoption). But they have no idea how to do so they ask their favorite robot (/secret crush) to help to 1)know how their body works. Can they smell? Can they feel texture, cold, warm? What if they touch here? Etc, etc. And 2) Maybe, if they are comfortable, they could become a second parent to the child and help them with their futur animatronic questions....?
🎩Glamrock Freddy + "Baby Blues:"🎩
That's a wonderful idea, Superstar! He isn't quite sure how the process would work, but he is more than happy to do whatever he can to help out! The two of you spend a lot of time going over schematics and details together, and throughout the whole thing, Freddy has to admit--he already kind of feels like a dad, helping you do all of this planning for the baby's "arrival." It's only once you actually bring up the possibility of "co-parenting" that he finally feels he can confess how more than happy he would be to take up that mantle. (He's Not the Step-Dad, He's the Dad Who Stepped Up)
🐊Montgomery Gator + "Baby Blues:"🐊
Oh, man. You do not want to ask Monty about how babies work. He still believes in the whole "stork" thing. And he's not totally sure how his own body works either, if he's being honest. (He usually just left that up to the guys in P&S.) So you'll both be flying by the seat of your pants! And though the process is a little "rough," Monty finds himself actually enjoying it a lot. (And going a little wild with details--no, Montgomery, the baby cannot have laser-eyes.)You don't even have to ask about co-parenting, honestly, because by the end of it all Monty has already branded himself this kid's dad and there's nothing you can about it.
☠️Glamrock Foxy + "Baby Blues:"☠️
Arr, are ya sure ya really want his help, pearl? He knows the ins-and-outs of things, has had to fix up his own parts now-n-then, too. But this is a bit of a bigger project than he's used to. Still, if you trust him that much, then how could he say no? Just gettin' to help you with this is...well, it's more than just somethin' special. You want him to help you create a child. Your child. Ha! That almost makes him somethin' of the whelp's dad in a way, doesn't it? Ah, he's just kiddin'... (Unless...?) He prefers to think of himself as more of an "Uncle," if anything, but regardless. You or the whelp ever need anything? He's there for ya, through thick o'thin!
🎳Glamrock Bonnie + "Baby Blues:"🎳
Well, ain't that quite the idea! Gosh, he'd never even thought about it before. How do you plan on going about all of that? It sounds like a lot of work, s'all. (More work than he'd usually be willin' to take on.) But if you plead enough (and keep givin' him Those Eyes), then what's the harm? Just know, he's not exactly an expert at these things, but he'll do his best with what he's got! It's a learning process for you both, but it's also kind of fun. But, he's not sure he'd call himself the little guy's "Dad" by any means--that feels a little...p-presumptuous. M-Maybe something more like an older brother? Still--just know, you two need anything--anything at all? He'll be there for ya, in two shakes of a bunny's tail!
#ask#glamrock freddy#montgomery gator#glamrock foxy#glamrock bonnie#scenario#pregnancy ment#sfw#fluff#cute#silly#anonymous
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I need to impregnate him.
#Lilac.txt#hornyposting#Lilac.png#LISTEN#how tf do i even tag this#dan vs. lilac's weird fantasies abt him#pregnancy ment
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Just had an angsty ineffable husbands au idea (dw ends happily)
Cw: pregnancy/mpreg (kinda. For the purpose of the story I will be referring to both Zira and Crowley as "he/him")
What if after Aziraphale gets up to heaven the metatron turns to him and is like "well now, lets begin" and Zira is magically impregnated w Gods child. He is kept a close eye on so deals with the whole pregnancy mostly alone, save for certain lesser angel attendants attempting to take care of him (but they have no real clue about pregnancy so Zira gets very little actual help).
Zira is struggling, still emotionally devastated by the breakup, but one day he overhears Gods plan for his child and starts thinking up an escape plan. By the time everythings in place (Muriel helps?) Zira is very far along (the pregnancy is faster than a regular human one) but by some miracle the angels who were meant to be guarding him have become lax in their duties and its now or never.
He's thought a lot about where he could go, where he would be safe, but the thought he keeps coming back to is Crowley. But oh surely he is still angry with him! Surely he would take one look at Zira and his extended belly and shut the door on him forever. No apology dance could fix the mess he'd made.
And so he finds himself in his bookshop, intending to not bother his love with the problems he'd brought on himself. He expects the bookshop to be a mess. Muriel was a kind angel but he did not expect much from them in the way of book keeping. But he finds the place just as he'd left it, almost uncannily so, and is gently running his fingers over a bookshelf when he hears a noise.
Not just any noise: Crowley. He'd know his footfalls anywhere. The way he staggers about, stumbling into corners, softly cursing when he stubs his toe on a bookend. When he rounds the corner its clear he's been drinking. If the bottle clutched in his arms was any indication so too would be the way he's practically falling over with every step, gulping down the bottle with the occasional burp or hiccup.
Aziraphale is frozen, shocked by the sudden appearance of the one person he wanted to avoid-and the one person he most longed to see. Crowley hasn't seen him yet. He could miracle himself away and disappear as if he'd never been there. But some mysterious force has him rooted to the spot, drinking in the sight of his beloved.
And then its too late.
"A-angel?"
"Hello, my dear."
The demon rubs his eyes as he staggers backwards into a shelf, scattering a pile of Jane Austen's works, Persuasion landing at Zira's feet.
Fitting.
"S'just another dream." Crowley mumbles, sounding oh so very tired. "S'no way he'd come back. Up there with them fancy white coats. All light and good and-everythin m'not."
"Oh, Crowley..."
"No!! G-get away from me!" He throws his arms up in the air as if he can clear away the apparition if he waves them frantically enough. "Not real..."
Zira makes a choice then. He could leave, find somewhere else to hide from God and the angels and try to weather it out alone. Or, he could stay and try to fix things.
Moving slowly, arms outstretched, Zira calls to his beloved:
"I'm home."
<>
Crowley is a sobbing mess. Once he was sober enough to believe his angel was real he got angry. Flinging curses in every direction. Zira was hurt but took them gently, knowing he deserved it. Then the tears came. Until finally he passed out in Zira's arms, clutching the angel like a lifeline.
When morning comes Zira hadnt slept. He'd wanted to start putting the wards up but everytime he tried to move out of Crowley's arms the demon would make a pitiful noise and hold him tighter. It would all be very cute if his back wasnt killing him.
Crowley woke with a start at exactly 6:02AM and simply stared at Zira with an unreadable expression. He did not speak for several minutes. Simply stared. Then the first thing out of his mouth was:
"Gee, angel, you've gotten fat."
Aziraphale went red, immediately annoyed and anxious at the same time.
"Excuse me? How is that the first thing you say to me?"
But Crowley was staring intently at his belly not at all listening to Zira's offended screeching.
"Angel..." He cut in softly and at those words Aziraphale crumbled and it all came out at once.
About Gods child. The pregnancy. The plans they had for his baby. His escape plan. Everything.
Crowley listened quietly, expression the most unreadable Zira had ever seen it. Which of course only made his anxiety worse.
"-and I know I couldn't possibly expect you to help me, not after what happened, but-"
"Aziraphale."
Zira continued babbling, his voice getting higher and more shrill as he went on.
"Aziraphale!"
Zira shut up at that, wincing at the anger in Crowley's voice.
"I'm sorry."
Crowley's eyes softened but Zira was looking anywhere but at him, not able to bear what could only be hatred in his eyes.
"Hey, look at me."
Zira shook his head. A sigh. Then Crowley was holding Zira's face in his hands and looking at him as if he were his whole world.
"I've got you." Zira tried to duck his head but Crowley moved with him, keeping their eyes level. "Its you and me, remember?"
It would take time for Zira to truly believe his words but in that moment it was just what he needed to hear.
After a while of holding each other, Crowley broke the silence with:
"So, I guess we're going to be fathers this time around, huh."
The end
#good omens#good omens spoilers#kinda#ineffable husbands#mini ficlet#pregnancy ment#aziracrow#this is kinda embarrassing#but I had to get it out
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What would nightmare react to s/o being pregnant
Requests are currently closed, thank you!
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things i forgot i did last night and hit me like a truck the day after
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it costs zero dollars to stop arguing with your child about whether or not they'll want children one day
#''you're going to want to experience the JOYS of MOTHERHOOD and PREGNANCY''' well first off#im not a woman#secondly#pregnancy sounds like shit#and third#whether or not i have children has nothing to do with you & i don't have to give one single shit about what you want#ok to rb#pregnancy ment
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You and your ships have ruined my life (affectionately) I watched that one Family Guy episode where Stewie gets himself pregnant with Brian's DNA and I couldn't stop but think "woww.….jsut lik losercake from hit tumblr blog jellyaibo"
ithink if u watch family guy in any capacity and think of me that is simply a you problem, wishing you a speedy recovery anon!
#fun fact i woke up to this ask after i had a nightmare#and lemme tell u...it felt like i was being dipped in cold water#IN A FUNNY WAY ITS OK THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#ask#ask to tag???????#pregnancy ment
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literally if you EVER think itll be funny to name your stardew valley animals after characters you like. DONT.
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If theres one thing about me it's that I'm going to come up with more story and world building than is neccessary for my smut.
+ isolated eggpreg doodles
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Ok but what if
Grindstorm and Megatron
Had triplets....(this is an excuse to design more OCs )
#to answer your question: stormy isn't the one who carried#pregnancy ment#my doodles#ibis paint x#my art
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