Things you shouldn't yell out during sex: Metal Gear style
... It's like one of my Japanese animes...
I need scissors! 61!
Does it hurt?
There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber...
I'll split you in two!
Meow
Wait... Do you even have balls?
First it's my eyes, now it's my butt!
Why are you calling me brother?!
More! Hurt me more!
Kuwabara, Kuwabara!
Put your controller on the floor.
Yes I know I'm forgetting many more. Also it's not a quote but I want to add "deepthroat" to the list
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me when I see those juicy gulumptious fanart of my only one true love Liquid Snake, and they draw him with the enough amount of yummy gorgeous manbreasts that could satiate the hungriest men and could end world hunger
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uh more msx metal gear facts big boss was also a 3rd generation japanese immigrant who witnessed pearl harbour and then fought the nazis in wwii. the discrimination his people faced from the american government is one of the things that lead to him turning against the us government
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Are they really bisexual
i dont know how to convey the point that yes very much so oh my fucking god yes
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Valentine’s Day Otasune for the soul
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This was going to be a full piece but due to unfortunate circumstances, everyone else died.
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