ashenberry

[ashenberry]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#litleo #<- had to look the guy up (mosltly bc i dont really know my pokemons past like. gen 2) #eh. hes no totodile or fuecoco #AIPOM AS PARTNER!!! knew who that was immediatly. silly lil guy fr fr

[ashenberry]

God I hate that I have to make ANOTHER post about this. But hi, the only food I've had for the past several days is soup, ramen, and saltless saltines. I have no money, I'm being dicked around with by my uncles life insurance and the provincial government, and I'd really like to actually eat something besides, basically, just liquids.

I also have like. Maybe a week of sleep aid shit left and can't afford to get more so I also have to somehow get that.

Hoping for some help, ideally... Like. 150 CAD or smth? Enough to get my meds and some food until my dad gets paid and we can buy groceries.

Here's the link

0/150

Even a reblog helps in this situation, and I've got commissions open if that's more your style. Its a bit of a pay what you can thing, and I'll do what I can for the price.

[ashenberry]

[ashenberry]

i just love doing this and honestly i can’t stop // mgs x b99 quotes again i’m so happy you guys like this i’m- wow….╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯♡ i love y’all

[ashenberry]

Metal Gear: Snake Kills his Fake Dad

Metal Gear 2: Metal Gear 1, again, except the dad is real this time

Metal Gear Solid: Metal Gear 2, again, except with it’s his brother instead of his dad

Metal Gear Solid 2: Metal Gear Solid, again, except an internet creepypasta

Metal Gear Solid 3: Metal Gear 1, except Snake’s Dad kills Snake’s Dad’s Mom.

Metal Gear Solid 4: Snake is old and gay in a plane and also Snake’s dad isn’t dead

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker: Snake’s dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean and gets tricked by both a fake of his mom and also a fake little anime girl who was actually a little anime adult

Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes: Snake’s dad has an adventure in Gitmo while Hideo Kojima apologizes constantly

Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain: Snake’s dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean but it’s actually not Snake’s dad but Snake’s dad’s boyfriend’s bootleg recreation of Snake’s dad

#KSHSHSHS

[ashenberry]

#kaz

[ashenberry]

#oh hi raiden

[ashenberry]

OH this is the secret yaoi blog

#unidentified blog refering to me casually in the notes but there’s only one sonofabitch who says cock to cock with me that often #nice yaoi btw Joey 👍 I’ll refrain from looking @ it any further tho since you wanted it to be the secret yaoi blog

[ashenberry]

venom... snake.

facial study.. fuck

i love you venom snake....

[ashenberry]

Those are the divorce papers

[ashenberry]

gotta stop drawing late at night i get too sad.....

[ashenberry]

venom snake my best friend venom snake

[ashenberry]

a [diamond] dog pile

[ashenberry]

invisible

[ashenberry]

Diamond Dogs gang would like to wish you all a Happy New Year 🎆

[ashenberry]

do I need to replay v but I buddy up w quiet all the time instead of ddog how is there this much ship art of them

#if you can’t tell I’m scrolling down venoms tag rn #THERES MORE OF VENOM AND QUIET THEN KAZ AND VENM?? THEY STANDING COCK TO COCK ETC ETC #<- all things considered I’m being a lil bitch feel free to ignore

[ashenberry]

some metal gear solid doodles ive made last month