random thought but just picturing the silence after the Meursault prison break finally ended…Chuuya and Dazai just standing there like so. is someone gonna come pick us up or
Dazai: squat down
Chuuya: why
Dazai: I’m tired lemme get on your back
Chuuya: ??? I’m tired too
Dazai: my frail legs…and oh! a headache…I feel faint…I wonder whose fault that is…
Chuuya: be so fucking fr
Chuuya, yawning: I’m gonna fly first class back I need to sleep
Dazai: hey
Chuuya: you don’t have your passport with you bc your ass was in jail LOOOL
Dazai: hey Chuuya…
Chuuya: oh so now it’s “Chuuya” and not “dumbass” huh
Dazai: I was just kidding…you booked first class for me too right…hey…
Chuuya: book your own fucking flight or ask doc glasses
Dazai: I don’t have any money
Chuuya: tbh when do you ever have money
Dazai: Ango always puts me in economy
Dazai: Chuuya…you and I are destined to take this journey home together
Chuuya: can you let that go
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it's the end of Canto III. you're Ishmael. Heathcliff is seated behind you, eating chicken kebabs at an alarming rate and being extremely loud about it. "At least you're normal, Meursault," you sigh, rolling your eyes and turning to look at your seatmate. he's dumping an entire bottle of ketchup onto his kebab. sauce everywhere. all over his clothes. it's like a crime scene. he has not taken his gauntlets off. the bottle's been obliterated. his expression is stone cold. this is canon
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sigma deserves financial and psychological compensation for dealing with their shenanigans:
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ID 1: a tweet made to look as if sigma had wrote it saying: am not against gays. But you are all so annoying. God bles. Chuuya, Dazai, Fyodor and Nikolai are in the background.
ID 2: another tweet made to look as if sigma had wrote it saying: the reason I’ve always felt so outcast in my friend group is because apparently they’re all in a polyamorous relationship and I didn’t fucking know. Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor and Nikolai are faded in the background.
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AITA for forcing my best friend to inject himself and another man with poison in a convoluted prison escape game and making my coworker watch?
I (M26) have been friends with my best friend (M, age unknown but someone on Twitter said he's 39. He doesn't look 39 though) for several years, ever since he sat at a table in a dark room with me and said something really deep. We also work together for a terrorist organization, but he got arrested and sent to a high security prison. While our organization continued its quest to find a magical book and change reality. I realized that I was just a bird trapped in a cage, and set out to prove the free will of man by killing my best friend, setting myself free from my own heart. Unfortunately, my best friend is a mega genius who can see through my plots. So, I waited for my coworker (M3) to fall out of the sky and seeked out his help in finding my best friend's superpower in order to kill him. We broke into the prison using my overcoat (which is actually just a cape) and found him and his homosexual nemesis (M22). Because my best friend is super competitive and has to win and be the smartest at everything, I knew that the only way he'd take the poison is by offering his rival a lethal injection too. I told them I only had one antidote, and whoever escapes first gets it. I even let them both pick a tool, but my friend's rival picked my coworker who's been standing here like a big ol idiot this whole time because he's only three years old and doesn't understand fun. I left to let them complete the game, but I kind of feel bad now. Is this just my restrictive conscience that is tormenting me or am I really doing something wrong?
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JOLLY FESTIVE RAHUGHH
everyone is ENJOYING themselves how FESTIVE they are
so JOLLY 💥💥💥💥
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limbus company x mannequin (+ antibeat)
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We french kissed on a subway train,
He tore my clothes right off,
He ate my heart and then he ate my brain
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i hate these two actually.
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currently feeling normal (lying) about electric sheep Meursault 👍
he's clearly already miserable in the art and then you'd think that "This electricity is all I have left… I can't…!" would be the line for the corrosion but NOPE! THAT'S THE AWAKENING LINE!
HE HAS NO CORROSION LINE. ON CORROSION HE JUST SITS DOWN AND SCREAMS
also all his other EGO corrosions are just "normal man with something on his head" (except Pursuance, which is still pretty tame, especially when put next to Rodion's corrosion of that) but this one is full on sheepy
and Don's isn't. Don's sheep corrosion stays humanoid.
I'm too tired to try and analyze the meaning right now but my mannnnnnnn
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thought it was fitting
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