#possibilities possibilities

[leporschespam]

kinnporsche characters as quotes by my mates

|| Porsche - part 3

these are all much tamer than usual,, hm-

so bonus quotes that don't fit kp characters in the tags 🤩🤩

#bonus:: #quotes that don't really fit any character #but they still deserve to recieve the world's judgement #i'm gonna censor a few words because idk how much tumblr likes to censor stuff #ahem:: #so your v*ginas are just gonna castrate me #chew on the balls with the v*gina teeth #do you think anyone has gotten v*gina piercings to make v*gina teeth? #the point is‚ my c*ck got burnt in her oven v*gina #you should try breastfeeding a coconut #end of bonus quotes #:D #is all i really have to say #anyway i needed a serotonin boost today and making these helped :) #maybe i should make a sideblog that acts like it's posting inspirational quotes but it's really just every single quote from my mates #there's well over 600 now #hm #possibilities possibilities #niaposting #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche la forte #porsche kittisawasd #porsche pachara kittisawasd

[brick-a-doodle-do]

For the mini-golf course possible au!! Love it so much and so many things to think about!! ohhhh, who's all tinies?? Are they being paid?? Do customers have favorite tinies to work with aka my crimebois or sbi heart would love it!! There's gotta be security for them too, since i know for a fact crows and squirrels would target them. Maybe Tommy would get attacked by a Karens emotional support animal and be saved. So many possibilities!!!

aaa!! thank you, i think the idea is pretty cute :D

so far, at the specific place tommy works at, benchtrio are all tiny workers! tommy and tubbo would definitely be the more chaotic of the three. tubbo is the typa guy to just throw himself at the ball in an attempt to move it, and, in the end, fail terribly sdjgds

tommy would be like tubbo, going in with no plan. he'd definitely get things done but he'd make a fool of himself lol

ranboo is just chill lmao, if anything he's one of the only workers who actually tries to benefit the human players eghdssdj

okay, so, for payment, the world has not really adapted tinies into their society. they're not exactly borrowers per se - a lot of people know about them - but there isn't a lot of stores that are tiny friendly. so, they do get paid, but not with money. a lot of their payment is just proper shelter, food, and overall things that'll benefit. that being said, it'll also depend on the place. some people will use them more as entertainment and pay them less, while others just see tinies as actual employees who benefit their business.

you are making me want to ramble a lot,,, i really hope you don't mind a long response dshgfds

hmmm security would also depend on the place! for this au i'm also maybe having tinies have similar jobs at places like escape rooms or other just-for-fun things that can have challenges, so if it had to do with outside, and the owners of the business see them as actual people, then they'd definitely make sure that someone is keeping an eye out for the smaller creatures, that being through both customers/players and employees.

hmm, they'd definitely have their favorites :)

for the main minigolf oneshot i'm havin' will be a salty depressed guy who definitely doesn't like going out much. and when phil finally gets techno to agree as well, wilbur finds himself in the car with his brother.

for another one i'm thinking of having it be dnf/dteam, where g!dream is a regular and goes there just to request george (or george & sapnap) :))

idk there's a lot of different ways this could go, and i'm just now realizing how well this idea could go if i actually think about it and execute it right esdghddgjdf (thank you for opening my eyes :D)

ewhfsjjjdsjg that is a wonderful thought to have him be attacked lmao, i definitely thing tommy could get too cocky with an animal and make it have a terrible outcome asdjbhgfjsdf

honestly yeah there are so many possibilities and i am very open to ideas, literally any form of entertainment/game/ could be suggested and i'll make a lil oneshot idea :D

if i ever do write something for this, i might make it multiple parts, where i jump from characters to characters -- basically just oneshots for the same universe,,,,,

also, for a little bit of an angsty idea, what if a tiny gets hurt from a club? a swing a little too harsh near a tiny a little too close :D i mean one little mishap and the entire tiny-human thing could be completely shut down >:D

oooor for an escape room, a tiny gets stuck in something, and the person is a little bit slow at working out one of the puzzles, causing the tiny to be seriously injured >:)))))

possibilities possibilities.......

#brickquiries #graci brickling #new au mention #talking brick #i want more asks about this au #i genuinely love the idea and really want to do things for it #possibilities possibilities #t!tommy #g!wilbur #t!george #g!dream #g/t #dsmp g/t #dream smp g/t #ok i really want people to see this shhhh

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it. #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd. #i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist! #something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

[greelin]

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

#oh i cannot do this rn. #i need to consume as many translations as possible.

[spamton]

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

#stardew valley #sdv #death tw #grandparent death tw #family death tw #I DIDNT MEAN TO DOZE OFF AND YOBA PUNISHED ME IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

[jonnywaistcoat]

I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

#shut up fermi you nerd #im not even sure interstellar travel is even possible #at least for any sort ot life we can comprehend #and maybe thats fine

[nori-kakyoin]

megan thee stallion wearing a bruno bucciarati inspired dress the the crunchyroll anime awards

#I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING WHEN SHE WALKED OUT #I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES #this was the best possible surprise #bruno bucciarati #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #golden wind #bruno buccellati #megan thee stallion #crunchyroll awards 2024

[flouryhedgehog]

Turning off the reblogs on this. At the time I wrote it, it felt like what I needed to say. There's not as much activity on the post now, but when there is, I feel...sort of hollow. We're so far past the point where this even means anything.

Y'all remember "cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people, either", right?

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to die beneath the rubble of their homes.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be shot with expanding bullets that cause massive tissue damage leading to amputation.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to have their flesh burned away with white phosphorous.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their fishing boats blown up.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to see their husbands and fathers executed in front of them along evacuation routes.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve an anonymous phone call threatening to destroy their lives and families.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be detained for years without charges.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be tortured, starved, and sexually assaulted in prison.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be deprived of water.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their olive trees to be uprooted while they look on.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve sixteen years of blockade.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be prevented from traveling for lifesaving medical care.

Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve this genocide.

#like obviously we're right to talk about innocent palestinians #but also #there is no guilt any palestinian could possibly carry as an individual #and sure as hell no guilt that could attach to palestinians collectively #that justifies any of this

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[whats-this-mustelid]

I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist

#i think a lot of people get too carried away in farming discourse to actually remember both of these things #some people are so aggressively anti-farming that they forget that meat and fur are necessary for some people #and that farming helps prevent overhunting of certain species #but some people are so aggressively pro-farming that they begin to think of animals as objects #that only exist to provide them with a product #animals deserve to be treated with respect and be given the best care possible while they're alive #but that doesn't mean that its a bad thing for them to die

[taahko]

chilchuck voice alcohol never killed anyone except my dad and that has nothing to do with me. i have no plans to change my lifestyle whatsoever

#shut up aggie #hes like possibly one of the funniest characters ive ever encountered

[nostalgia-tblr]

re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.

#she should POSSIBLY scale back a bit on the inappropriate dick jokes but nobody's perfect right? #fic related

[krafterwrites]

I've been crying laughing from this for the last 5 minutes

#Usually I don't just repost tweets but I need as many people to see this video as possible #Krafter Talks

[runawaymarbles]

The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.

Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.

#I just started dropping '2.5 Billion page views a month' #into conversations as early as possible bc they would Not believe me otherwise #it was right up there with having to say 'csam attacks' to get them to take my compartmentalization of information concerns seriously #turns out those are the magic words #otw #op

[mr-malumm]

Caught spying on his hate boyfriend

#hes so dumb #theres a word for that yknow #kismesis #in the most aroace way possible obv #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #the vees #vox #valentino #velvette #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #alastor #hazbin alastor #radiostatic #technically lol #my art

[utilitycaster]

I should note, I hate the soulmates "we would fall in love in every universe" trope for the aforementioned "where's the tension and interest and really anything worthwhile" reasons. However, "we would find each other in every universe" fucking rips. We would interact meaningfully in every universe but sometimes we are lovers and sometimes we are friends and sometimes we are bitter enemies and sometimes we'd simply both be in the same HOA.

#for more on this see: the years of rice and salt #yet another of the books that did not survive the crossing (is possibly in my parents' basement)