#polycule thots

[grimalkinmessor]

Having threesome BBLawlight thoughts and thinking about Beyond showing up during the Kira investigation and rapidly developing becoming obsessive about Light in a very similar way to how he got obsessive over L, and L getting really jealous but he can't figure out why and he can't figure out of whom.

#death note #beyondlawlight #bblawlight #beyond birthday #yagami light #l lawliet #beyondlaw #lawlight #bblight #bloodmoon #polycule thots #L will eventually discover that he wants both of his pet serial killers close but he must suffer first :D #then after he angsts himself into realization then its bb and light's turn for suffering lmao #both of them are flattered at being persued (hunted/warrant out for their arrest) so ardently but they both pretend not to be so the other #doesnt think they're a loser simp or the weaker killer #i mean theyre all loser simps but i dont think they need to worry about that last one lol

[chancellorxofxtrash]

My greatest accomplishment in my life at this point is that thanks to @mrdinomaiz and @rosemirmir there are now two different artworks of Michinaga in the same outfit as Sungjong Coming Of Age Ceremony Performance idk when this became the agenda but I support it, and glad we all agree he'd rock it

#kamen rider geats #azuma michinaga #no thots head empty michinaga pretty and his polycule approves #also i'm always happy if i can make people watch that video #Sungjong Iconic

[gloopdimension]

I also think that waynes preference for polygamy over monogamy helped their relationship deteriorate over that time

#hylicrew polycule works as well as it does bc wayne works better with more than just one otjer person #He can hold one on ones but like just barely. a few other people are easier tp bounce off of than just One other person #can you tell im projectibg.hr4k #gloop thots

[halftheway]

of all the characters in open arms i get the most comments telling me how much they love wilbur's characterization & i dunno if that's just bc ppl love canon cwilbur enough to carry over or if i did something special

#las nevadas polycule #truthfully. i made him the most autistic motherfucker in the world. so idk. #if i had my brain together i'd think more deeply abt it but oh well #if u have thots pls feel free to chime in im curious

[iron-sides]

hey folks having once again not slept for fear of a cryptid that only lives in appalatchia i am having a lot of detailed thoughts on where steven moffat went wrong esp today with amy pond and the 11th doctor

#like i feel like shes not given as much autonomy as like any other character and also like #with her moffat was trying to replicate the love people have for rose and donna #like oooooh she and the doctor are in looove BORING we saw this with rose get a new shtick #and then when theyre pretending amy and the doctor are besties they still keep acting like theres a love triangle? so they cant come CLOSE #to replicating donna noble vibes #its friends its lovers shes MARRIED they keep pulling bait-and-switches for if shes still got a thing for 11 #idk if theyre going for a homoerotic friendship or what but if so its not working #it just doesnt work like at all ughhhhhh #on top of that amy is put in all these weird contrived scenarios where she has to be rescued and yet they cant decide if shes at all #competent or not like arghhhhhh #i would have loved to see amy the doctor and rory as a polycule but steven moffat is a massive coward #shaking and screaming and crying vibrating at frequencies inaudible to the human ear #my thots #whoposting

[pygian-weapon]

Leeta's face journey at the imagined conversation of "Julian, you're a great guy, would you be okay if I gave my coworker an ear job?"

#I thot people were joking about the station-wide polycule #But deep space nine applies the seven degrees to rule to knowing biblically #ds9

[lipstickontheglass1985]

ok so we get our alien of the week show up at the station and hes like very serious straightforward etc and also a bit jittery and of course obriens babysitting him. and obrien told him. i couldnt make this shit up. "yr the most natural straight man ive met in a long time".

#like i know what he actually meant but the way this statement sounds. #yeah no shit obrien not many straight people around when yr posted on ds9. #i did think all the jokes abt ds9 being basically a huge queer polycule are an exaggeration but no. it literally is like this #thots

[l3viat8an]

Datables joining in anon here again bc I FUCKING FORGOT MEPHISTOPHELES OMFG! I didn’t mention 13 or Raphael bc idk ANYTHING about them and tbh idrc abt them, but I have no idea how I forgot poor Mephistopheles bc he’s my favorite🥺! ANYWAY, to make up for that, have some poly!Mc X Mephisto thots! (Also TW for a mention of caning towards the end! Idk how you feel abt that so I figured I’d mention it just in case.)

Mephistopheles obviously knows what’s going on, bc of course he does; not only is it quite literally Mephistopheles’ job to know these sorts of things, but the polycule makes it so obvious they’re dating that the entire school knew even before Mephisto ran the big scoop about the prince regent of the Devildom being in not just a throuple, but a polycule and sharing one of his partners with 10 other men, one of which is his butler and another of which is literally an angel. (Mephisto was so mad when found out the news broke before he released the article-)

So the article is released, and MC is obviously pissed he’s not only spying on her and prying into her personal life, even going so far as to release a spreadsheet of the polycule including who’s involved and who has tag teamed MC with who, but also speculating on it and sharing his opinions of who she favors and who he thinks she fucks the most!

So MC decides to go to the newspaper office to give him a righteous piece of her mind (and also to warn him so he can avoid being ripped limb from limb by her lovers).

Ofc it starts out as an argument, but then Mephisto accidentally blurts that he’s really, really, fucking jealous and just wants to be included in the polycule

So naturally MC decides, “What the hell,” and starts making out with him.

He jumps her bones almost as soon as her lips crash into his, lifting her up onto his desk and shoving his hands up her shirt and down her skirt to fondle and stroke her.

It ends with them both naked, MC covered in cum and draped over his desk, quivering and covered in bruises on her ass and legs from where he’d spanked her with his cane.

Diavolo walks in, probably with intention of requesting Mephisto take down the article, right as Mephisto had finished cumming across MC’s ass cheeks.

Dia smirks and snaps a picture to send on the group chat.

He eyes Mephisto with a look in his eyes that tells Mephisto he isn’t going to be able to walk straight tomorrow.

Anon!!! You are feeding me today ahhh-

I honestly love Mephisto! (Raphael and Thirteen too but this isn’t about them rn) And Mephisto in the polycule!!!

This also makes a lovely setup for a Mephisto X You X Lucifer hate fuck-

Or Mephisto fucking you in-front of Simeon (or Raphael-) To “Show the angel how to properly fuck a human!”

Oorrrrr Simeon fucking you in-front of Mephisto!! Just making Mephistopheles sit there and watch not being able to touch you or himself-

#anon…..anon the ideas you’ve given me 🤭 #obey me! #obey me #obmswd #om! #obey me x reader #om! x reader #obmswd x reader #obey me smut #obmswd smut #obmswd x poly reader #obmswd poly reader #obey me x poly reader #obey me poly #obey me poly reader #om! x poly reader #om! smut #om! mephistopheles #obey me mephistopheles #obey me mephisto x reader #obey me simeon smut #obey me poly mc

[onboardsorasora]

Sora, hear me out. What do you think about MobWife!Daniel AU?

Bestie... I feel like you knew I was trying to sidestep this and you put it in my path like a rock or a banana peel for me to trip over. I know you did! you know what? I saw it and I still tripped because I am clumsy!

So far I don't have many thots on mob wife Daniel, only like a visual vibe. I wish I could draw or do digital art because I think he would be breathtaking. either way, here is some of my vibe written down.

Mob wife Daniel would 1000% be Renault era Daniel. There’s just a level of cunt he served in 2019 that cannot be spoken about enough. Gucci all day, because he is a Gucci boy. He wears his fave rings and chains all the time. He’s always dressed so nicely– even if it's a big tshirt and shorts. He always looks put together and fuckable.

He’d be married to Christian, he got married young like a good Italian boy to someone who would take care of him. And Christian does take care of him, Daniel knows about the business but he doesn’t get his hands dirty. He’s an unknown secret keeper, he knows where the safehouses are and there are accounts in his name in case the feds try anything.

He’s also fucking Max, his new bodyguard.

Christian takes care of all of his needs and Max takes care of the ones Christian forgets about. 

Christian knows about Max– he has eyes everywhere– but Christian wants Daniel to be happy, and if this makes him happy then so be it. Besides, Max is a ruthless killer so he also wants to keep him happy.

They’d probably argue about dumb shit, and Daniel isn’t afraid to get loud because he knows Christian won’t hurt him. Because Max won’t let him. It’s a fucked up polycule where Daniel gets everything he wants– as he should.

I imagine one of the arguments is like at dinner time and Christian is complaining about how someone never did a good job with keeping a hit quiet and Daniel is annoyed because he didn’t want to hear about it because they had better things to talk about– like going on a trip.

“Christian please! All day I watched Marta slave over this dinner and all you can talk about his fuckin Jev. Look, we made your favourite! Did you even like notice that? No! Jeepers!” Daniel throws his napkin down and gets up, his chains glint in the soft light. Christian stares at the long line of his throat and the small hollow of his clavicle. Christian leans back in his chair and rests an elbow on the arm.

“Are you finished?”

“No! Because you promised– just like you promised me a vacation but here we fuckin’ are.” Daniel puts his hands on his hips. Max continues eating his meal between them.

“Where do you want to go?” Christian asks, because it was easier to give Daniel what he truly wanted. 

“You said we’d go to Seychelles. I even bought new swimsuits.” Daniel doesn’t exactly whine, but he does pout and bat his eyelashes. Max bites back his snort, Christian catches it of course.

“How’d they look?” Christian asks Max, nodding over to him. 

“You’d like them.” Max confirms. He doesn’t need to tell Christian that Daniel sucked his dick while trying them on. 

“Put them on for me tonight, if I like em we can go to Seychelles.” Christian bargains, he watches the slow grin that takes over Daniel’s beautiful face. Daniel saunters over and kisses Christian filthily before walking away. Christian, of course, swats his ass as he goes.

Of course Daniel gets what he wants and Christian’s assistant books the trip. Christian might be always busy, but he makes time for Daniel. They don’t always fuck, but when they do, Daniel is a docile dove afterward. Because Christian knows how Daniel likes to be fucked, he knows what makes his wife happy. 

part 2?

#thats all I have to say #(for now? who knows with me) #but this wasn't at all where I thought about going with this until I got here lol #actually considered having Daniel be married to Lewis.. #anyway mob wife dan #maxiel #max/daniel #christian/daniel #hornciardo? what is their ship name? #almost fic #ficlet #mobwife daniel #answered #anonymous

[onlymingyus]

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[beewaggle]

Brides: wanna join our polycule?

Jonathan: (Terrified) yes?

Dracula: begone thots! He can join the polycule when he's done lawyering.

#Dracula #dracula spoilers #daily dracula #Dracula daily #brides of dracula #jonathan harker

[incorrect-splatoon]

For all the newcomers I will resume all the ship so you are on the same page:

Pearlina (pearl x marina) : Tall, calm, nerd is in love with small, brat, dumb. Also one is a dj and the other is a rapper. Actually the only one who is consider canon (in the japanese version)

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Agent 24 (8 x 3): whatever you have apply to your headcanon for agent 8 and agent 3. Tho the consistant line are:

Has almost kill each other during octoexpansion

Both have trauma (mind control for 3, dictatorship for 8)

3 probably teach 8 about inkling culture (speech improvement between splatoon 2 and 3)

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Agent 12 (3x4) whatever you have apply to your headcanon for agent 4 and agent 3.

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Agent 32 (8x4 why are we doing math): whatever you have apply to your headcanon for agent 8 and agent 4.

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Shye (shiver x frye): idiot × edgy idiot, extra flavor you have big man in the polycule, he isn't dating anyone, he is just there but they love him.

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M4rie (marie x agent 4) : depressed thot x this is my idiot

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Cuttletavio (cuttlefish x octavio): Old divorced couple (divorced because they fight each other during the war)

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Callie x Dedf1sh (not sur about the ship name callf1sh) : Zombie x Naïve who need protection

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Marie x Shiver : (no ship name) Depressed thot × Crusty edgelord. One is tired of the other but love them anyway

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Callie x big man (yes, it exist): Flopping flirt X Oblivious man

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If you have more entry to add, go ahead, I am out of here. ;3

#cuttletavio #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #octo expansion #dedf1sh #dj dedf1sh #callf1sh #callie #cuttlefish #octavio #pearl #marina #pearlina #agent 3 #agent 8 #agent 24 #agent 32 #agent 4 #agent 12 #marie #m4rie #shye #frye #shiver

[2af-afterdark]

Got drunk while celebrating my birthday yesterday and then spent an embarrassing amount of time thinking about the experience of being in a polycule with the Abaddon devils. Have some of my thots, because I somehow managed to make myself fall in love with those idiots. Especially Phenix.

I honestly didn't care all that much about him before, but god damn it, I need to have a foursome with him, Ronove, and Dantalian. I vaguely remember reading someone's idea about how Phenix struggles to fall asleep because he keeps cumming and Ronove has to physically wear him out to let the poor guy sleep. Well, I'm adding two more people into the mix, because my poly ass needs it.

Just imagine helping your sweet nympho out by getting your boyfriends together and overstimulating him within an inch of his life. Having Ronove dick him down good while you and Dantalian take care of him in other ways. Maybe you going down on Phenix while Dantalian throatfucks him and Ronove joins in by playing with his nipples. It's fun for everyone, even if it's super exhausting physically to go on and on like that. But it's what Phenix needs to fall asleep, and his loving partners are more than willing to help <3

And then comes the fluffy thought which made me all soft and mushy for that horny trio. Imagine Ronove gently cradling a passed-out Phenix while you and Dantalian change the soaked sheets and make the bed for your sweet boyfriend. Before that, you three work together to clean Phenix himself (because lord knows he's an absolute mess by the time you're all done with him) and give him a nice bath. Once everything is set, everyone gives him a goodnight kiss and we have a happy ending: Phenix is asleep and his partners are blissfully fucked-out just like he is!

And then Phenix cums in his sleep and ruins the bedsheets you and Dantalian had changed with so much care. Because of course he does.

The three of you still love his horny ass.

— 💛

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I have nothing to add to this. It's just very spicy~

#❖ 💛 anon #love letters ❤️ #talkin' whb #whb ronove #whb phenix #whb dantalian

[halftheway]

i can't decide whether open arms charlie is Big or small🤨

#las nevadas polycule #he is Strong that's the only thing i think i've made canon #torn bc cc!charlie is yoked and thicc & i appreciate that so very much. #but at the same time i go bananas over cslime being a literal just a little guy #sadly i worry if i make him small that might feed into the infantilization ppl already view him with</3 #if anyones read this far feel free to chime in w thots im curious to know what the people want

[iron-sides]

actually this does deserve its own post. marvin trina and whizzer in the first half of act 1 are if not actually in terms of how they view each other then functionally in terms of the actual mechanics and actions of their relationships a unhealthy fucking polycule which of part of why marvin is acting like trina just dumped him. bc in his mind they were still together even tho he literally divorced her

#my thots #lol can u tell its 2:40 am and i havent slept #anyway even during the baseball game the whole #is he still queer? idk! AM I trina? i dont know. does it really matter? #interaction screams we were a triad. also the whole isnt this what every mother wants at a little league game her ex husbands ex lover? #YOU JUST SAW UR EX AND FEEL AWKWARD ABT IT #and the fact that whizzer is jasons dad and in act 1 before trina gets married theyre parenting him as a group..... #like i dont think trina and whizzer are romantically involved or for that matter trina and marvin outside of marvins head #and we know shes not getting laid bc she tells us that #but i do think there was some queerness to that relationship #dont ask me to elaborate bc i cant but i know deep within my heart that im right #polycule is the best word i can think of but its rlly just a rlly complicated relationship tangle considering theres only three of them #bc marvins dating and fucking whizzer and married the trina #but trinas NOT married to marvin (or getting any) and she and whizzer arent dating or anything theyre just coparenting? and shes also #coparenting with marvin #but thats such a Partnership and combined with how marvin totally still acts like theyre married except for they arent fucking anymore #that its def a bit confused #just bc of marvin being weird #like if marv wasnt there i think trina and whizzer could coparent jason purely platonically but since he IS and HE thinks hes involved with #BOTH of them #and he tends to bulldoze over both of them too..... it messy for SURE #anyway #maybe im just queer and like messy complex #relationships #but! im just sayin

[sluttyminghao]

can i ask how a polycule with seokmin and mingyu would be like???? like i’m thinking they’d both be kinda whipped for you but also you for them like….. i have so many thots about it

imma write a dot point list about this bc wowie many thought

they would constantly bicker over who gets to kiss you first thing in the morning, morning breath and all

would also argue over who is a better kisser (they both are equally good)

mingyu loves to cook for you and seokmin, and seokmin loves to sing you and mingyu to sleep. it’s a perfect situation tbh 

lots of cuddling and cooing over each other and making sure you have all eaten and stayed hydrated

“are you wearing my shirt?” “idk what you’re talking about” “no that’s my shirt there’s the tomato sauce stain on the front”

lots of clothes sharing like. you don’t think you’ve worn your own clothes for months

and when you wear one of their shirts with nothing underneath? you get lust filled stares and if you tease them for long enough, you find yourself pinned to the couch

or the bed, or a chair or any surface they can put you on

fucking you in their shirts >>>

honestly they are probably horny like at least 20 hours a day

blowjobs and handjobs for them when they’ve had a hard day and you wanna look after them

and when they wanna look after you? eating you out and/or fucking you until you don’t have any coherent thoughts

it’s a big mushy love triangle with lots of kisses, cuddles and fucking

#hgm: seventeen smut #hgm: seventeen polycule #mutuals: morgyn!