#please i want a qpr so bad i’m gnawing at the drywall

[oroniusn]

fuck romance, give me a T4T QPR where we’re both absolutely insane cannibalistic murderers who help cover for each others crimes and maybe own a bakery together

(Guys this is intended to be in real life not fanfic, I just have a severe lack of empathy and find the idea of cannibalism appealing)

#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #aroace #ace spec #ace #asexual #aro #aromantic #aro spec #tw cannibalism #murder mention tw #please i want a qpr so bad i’m gnawing at the drywall #Begging on my hands and knees #Slight Sweeney Todd reference I just rewatched it :3 #Mr. Todd is trans and aroace #i really believe that

[oroniusn]

Dating sucks, I need someone to be my platonic husband where I can make you food and watch movies with you all day ‼️

#PLEASE I want a qpr so bad I’m gnawing at the drywall #All these stupid dating “rules” have some of you literally never cared about another person in your life? #They don’t even have to like me back I’m more then happy to put in all the work #aromantic #asexual #aroace #ace spec #aro spec