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finniestoncrane · 8 months

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What's a kink of each of the riddlers that you feel like you haven't really talked about?

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Riddler Headcanons hooray, finally getting round to this one after the event!! it's a long one too oops... ok i am got INTO this. some of them i think i've mentioned before but i am so glad to put my silly little thoughts into more detail 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: so many potentially triggering kinks here, cnc, piss, free use, roleplay, rough sex, violence, monster fucking, nude photography

dano

i have written about it a LOT but he definitely has a thing for cnc/rape play

and with him, it comes from a space of feeling like he's not good enough, and follows his life's trajectory of having to take things he wants rather than wait patiently for them to come to him

he wants to be in control of a situation, something he's never had before in any aspect of life

something that allows him to feel like he's in charge, that he's got the power

and at the same time, it's so emotionally fulfilling for him to be trusted by someone to that extent

to know a partner is willing to allow themselves to be so vulnerable around him, to get to be so close and intimate with someone

to feel like he's someone you have actively chosen to trust and let him take part in something like that

and to speak to him like an intelligent adult while you cover rules and boundaries and safe-words

that's so healing for him to experience, and it only amplifies his sweet and adoring behaviour outside of your more intense bedroom sessions

plus, any excuse to offer you the most satisfactorily sickeningly sweet aftercare, that's what he's really after

arkham

i play with this man like he's a fucking doll honestly there's not a kink i wouldn't give him, but allow me to delve into my most recent fixation

because i'm giving him a piss kink and no one can stop me

i don't think it's so much about the piss for him, more about the mess and the sense of control over someone's behaviours and habits

definitely about the embarrassment and humiliation

because the minute you let yourself go, the minute you're vulnerable standing or sitting in front of him

bound by his rules to not interrupt him for bathroom breaks

knowing that any mess you make is your own fault

that's when he gets his kicks

and the ability to chastise and degrade you for making a mess of yourself and having very little self-control is an added benefit

telling you how ashamed you should be, while you can see the smug smile on his face and the growing tent at the front of his stupid cargo pants

i don't think he'd piss in you or on you though. as messy as he is i think even he knows standards of good practice when it comes to germs and such

(he's filthy, yes, but very picky over certain textures and substances, it's the autism)

plus the act of him defiling you would be too much, since this idiot harbours intense feelings of admiration and respect that he's too scared or embarrassed to admit to

gotham

i don't think i've gone into too much detail about his medical fetish, but he definitely has one

i mean, i did write that thing on the autopsy table... but anyway!

definitely veering towards the experimental side of medical roleplay

he'll get all of the correct gear on, nothing inherently sexual about it unless you're into that kind of thing

protective gear though, a smock, rubber gloves, maybe a mask

and you'll be expected to be fully nude, all of you exposed to him so that he can test the limits of each part of you

see how every square inch of your skin reacts to his touch

or to his various 'tools' that he's got, sterilised and prepared to work on you

there's no medical benefits to this, he's not aiming to fix you

but he is definitely good at making you feel much, much better than you did before you were laid down on his table

teased, torturous edging, new experiences and toys

until you're a shuddering mess, ready to be eased up for some aftercare before he cleans up for your next appointment

his desire to study you, to see what makes you tick and what makes you make the sweetest sounds is what motivates him here

and he will take rigorous and extensive notes during and afterwards

and then study them in his down time (or alone time)

telltale

corruption, for sure. like his whole personality revolves around being the best and greatest manipulator and schemer that ever was

so corrupting your innocence, real or roleplayed, gives him everything he wants from a sexual encounter

and in a relationship

it's not like he's 24/7 on with the whole "i am your master" thing

but it leeches into everyday life easily enough when you spend a lot of time in his company

any roleplay scenario where he can play an authoritative character while you are a weaker, more innocent position works for him

professor and student, master and servant, he's not beyond playing god and having you pretend to be a nun either, and there are more taboo pairings he's willing to try

there's often elements of bondage, dominance, spirit breaking, orgasm control

anything where he has the higher ground

and he can teach you and show you new and exciting, or scary, things

having you beg to show him the correct ways, to educate you, to give you a new experience, to touch you in a way no one else has

that's what gets him off for sure

twojar

100% is into breeding, and definitely barebacking

the idea of fucking you completely raw (pending your health checks. he's completely clean and fine, but you on the other hand... he needs the documents)

that's what he's most into, especially if he can incorporate some other kinks into the foreplay or actual sex

and then have the grand finale be painting your insides with his cum, letting you feel the warmth of him

but it has to end with you under him, whichever position you prefer the most he's not fussy

with his cock buried deep inside of you

cumming inside of you and holding himself there, keeping you pinned to him

thrusting a couple more times for good measure so he can be sure he's pumped his seed as deep as it can go

and holding you afterwards, telling you how good you took him

his perfect little breeding stock, his sweet little cumdump

filled up and ready to bear the fruits of his labour

btaa

there is no doubt in my mind that every waking minute that he isn't spending on schemes or building his little gadgets

is spent playing fantasy roleplay games, of any kind, on any platform, alone or in groups

he's a huge nerd! it's one of those things that he'll never outlive, once a big dweeb, always a big dweeb

so a big thing for him is roleplay, and specifically, roleplay where he can involve some monster fucking

he can either play the hero, slaying the beast and then saving the girl, who promptly rewards him with herself to use

or being the hero who sets out to defeat the creature and instead ends up fucking it

or let him be the monster and he'll show you how monstrous he could really be

as long as it involves preparation, dramatic reactions, practice and rehearsing, preferably a script with some room for improv

and, of course, the most extravagant and detailed costumes (accurate to the scenario or time period, obviously)

then he will be a very happy, and satisfied, boy

zero year

i haven't really talked about this but it's a huge one for me personally with him

but i think he's a big fan of free use obviously like he just screams it

loves nothing more than a sort of semi-permanent situation where you spend days completely naked and at his mercy

and add a bit of roleplay into it, maybe you're his live-in housekeeper

cleaning for him, cooking for him, washing him, feeding him

and whenever he feels like it, he can stick his dick in you

but you can't react to him unless he gives you permission

you gotta stand there, kneel there, sit there, lay there while he fucks you without making any sounds

and comitting to whatever task you were in the middle of when he decided to start going at you

i just think it would absolutely send him to the moon to know that when you're walking around naked, bending over in front of him

hanging on his every word and obeying his every command

he could also just decide to press his cock inside of you nonchalantly

unburied

he's literally devoutly into cuckoldery, but he's the bull

imagine watching your partner get railed by some ineffectual dweeb with a penchant for riddles

knowing that he's giving it to them with all he's got, making them scream in pleasure and shout out his name

making eye contact with him at some point

and having him wink at you? stick his tongue out? give you some finger guns?

all with the most smug, self-satisfied grin you've ever seen on a human being

and then to top it off, he's calling out sex-themed riddles?

and laughing at you when you don't get them right?

that's not something you can come back from

that changes someone, on several deep levels

and truthfully, that's the part that he likes the most

the emotional scarring on your ego, and the little stroke his gets

knowing he's so annoying that he's unforgettable, which would be the biggest crime to him

btas

i have these ideas about him that always revolve around something artsy or classy

and while i think he would be into some dorky roleplay (he's definitely pretending to be a minotaur, sorry)

i do, selfishly i suppose, think that he would be into body worshipping

specifically in the form of erotic photography

he'd be keen to take pictures of you, in poses, costumes, scenarios, roleplays

directing you, encouraging you, watching you loosen up and let yourself go

whatever you were comfortable with, that's key here

and he'd cherish seeing your face afterwards when he showed you the final products

knowing he'd captured everything about you that he loves and finds attractive

pictures that he'll keep if you want, or destroy

it doesn't matter to him in the end really

he takes them because he thinks of you as his muse, the act of photographing you, of being allowed the vulnerability

to create with you in mind

that's what he finds most erotic and exciting and ultimately, an expression of his love and adoration for you

young justice

if you managed to get him to find the courage to admit to it, you'd learn his favourite thing is uh...

well... just because it plays into his... awkwardness, and shyness, and inexperience...

just... it makes sense that he has a virginity kink

but interestingly, it goes both ways

while he's so keen to have you show him the moves, and pretend to be inducting him into your little black book

teaching him how to touch you or how to move his hips

he's equally interested in switching the roles up a bit

it's a challenge for him, sure, but he's the riddler! there's no challenge he can't live up to

even if that means weeks of practice and lessons with an acting coach to get past the initial nerves

it would all be worth it to pretend that he was confident, dominant, and knew what he was doing

that and the satisfaction of taking something from you, something important

the honour in knowing he's your first (or at least pretending)

and the lasting impression he might have on you for that

that's the kind of idea that has him rutting into you like a fuckin beast

#i spent so fuckin long on this so please for the love of god #finnie writes #riddler x reader #riddler x you #riddler headcanon #ridler scenario #gotham riddler #arkham riddler #young justice riddler #dano riddler #zero year riddler #batman unburied riddler #bu riddler #telltale riddler #twojar riddler #riddler #the riddler #btaa riddler #btas riddler

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androcola · 3 months

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DROP POP CANDY!!

#my art #digital art #not ship #m&m headcanon #as we go along #the monkees #god plesse see this i spent so fucking long this took all night daaaaamn😭😭#reblog PLEASE im begging you #oouueeeehhhhggggggegrrhrhrhrhrhrhggrggrgrggeggegrgrg

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chaocollective · 18 days

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serving absolute cunt, your honor

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney fanart #apollo x klavier #apollo justice ace attorney #i spent SO long on this #this is different than how i usually draw #decided to go for a more realistic-ish rendering style #either way i had a blast drawing this #even if it took like. 4 and a half days #god i hope tumblr doesnt fuck the image quality please please please #chaoart<3

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bungholio37 · 5 months

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A Mother and Her Fucked Up Child.

Cork tree Patrick is very maternal to me. I painted him with Eraserhead baby because I just think this idea is beautiful.

#art #my art #patrick stump #patrick stump art #fall out boy #fall out boy art #digital fanart #digital art #procreate #eraserhead #eraserhead baby #I spent Way too long on this please help oh my god #fob art #fob #my back hurts so bad.

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jestiamy · 9 months

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qsmp makes me feel like a conspiracy theorist almost constantly. I see someone go "yeah bad almost exclusively chooses tophats in games when given the option" and I immediately run back to my conspiracy board and pin that next to the photo of q!slime and q!mariana saying they'll adopt juanaflippa because she has glasses like q!slime/q!mariana respectively under a sticky note captioned "??? the original spanish-english egg pairs were designed in a way meant to attract certain parents to adopting them???", that's connected by red string to a note pad page stating "how random was the parent pairing REALLY?" with nothing under it - which is then connected to a string that leads to several polaroids containing the ending(s) of the wall and the wreckage of the button, captioned "why build a wall that big only to have it end at a certain point?" followed by a string connected to a notebook page in the middle of the board reading "the illusion of choice?" - connected to several other seemingly dead-end questions and theories, as well as some slight stragglers only connected to eachother and not the middle. and then I look over my board covered in feverish notes and I go. yeah okay so I may just have like a slight problem

#quesadilla island and the illusion of choice.#i am so normal #I spent. a little bit too long on this bit I think.#saying stuff #I have more thoughts but it's just the generic stuff.#why does the federation want the residents on the island so badly. how did wilbur even leave the island.#why did islanders from the island itself vs others who aren't arrive the same way. what the fuck is up with the codes.#why do the feds insist on having a good rapport with the islanders. why do they try to desensitize them to their presence via tasks.#why do they try so hard to look non-threatening to the point even grunt workers carry around bubble wands to blow on the regular.#a lot of this is easily “the federation wants to build trust” but that's also a why. what do they stand to gain from doing that.#hold on where's my nerd tag #i think.#oh my god really.#that's. okay yeah that checks out actually #qsmp #quackity smp #q!cellbit a man of the people (I am burning with questions about the federation all of the time oh my god.)#edit if you see spelling mistakes in this post do not correct me please I have a fragile ego #I did not notice until four hours had passed and now I'm committed to pretending I do not in fact care about it

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celestialstars7 · 2 years

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HELLO BYLER NATION!!

id like to inform all of you that my therapist has seen stranger things and he has THOUGHTS about mike wheeler… here’s a few.

(important info: has a psychology degree [obviously lmao], he’s worked in the field for multiple decades, and lived through the 1980s)

Mike represses himself and his emotions to a very heavy degree (most likely because of his parent’s relationship + views on sexuality and men’s emotions in the 80s plus general reaction to his interests by anyone other than his friends)

he has trouble differentiating between platonic and romantic love. he confuses care towards girls for love (think about how he said “I care for you” easily but can’t say that he loves el), because many male/female relationships that he’s seeing that aren’t familial tend to be romantic— purely platonic male/female friendships were rarely a thing in the 80s. he’s never had a good example of actual love and you’re not born knowing the difference between types of love… (think of “Dustin, Lucas, they’re great but Hawkins isn’t the same without you” + “mom, Dustin, Lucas, everyone” meaning the same thing but will has actually realized his feelings for mike for what they are… there’s no reason for this parallel to exist but for only one of the two to have romantic feelings behind it.)

deep down mike didn’t mean “because I love her and can’t lose her again” romantically and looked shocked because he knew how it would be taken. this could also be why he “forgot” he said this when el asked about it. he didn’t (doesn’t) love her like that and that’s why it didn’t feel right to say it, despite the fact that he might think that he loves her romantically. that’s also the reason he avoids saying the words “I love you” but implies it, because he technically didn’t say the words, so he wouldn’t have to feel whatever feeling is causing him to avoid saying the actual words. he probably does think that he loves her like that, but for some reason “I love you” feels wrong. this is because he loves her platonically but doesn’t want to recognize that fact… he’s thinking all of these things unconsciously because his mind won’t let him recognize them. this is a form of self preservation he’s taken on to avoid his insecurities. Mike latched on to the first girl that showed interest in him because of those insecurities, and feels exposed without her. with her, he doesn’t have to deal with those emotions. he wants to avoid losing her romantically because he’d have to think about those insecurities and the nature of his feelings towards will.

mold is a toxic relationship and it’s not good for either of them, they’re both playing parts with each other instead of being who they truly are and it’s hurting them/their psyche… Mike hides his style (airport outfit) along with his nerdiness (not bringing any of it up after the first time el shot him down), and gets shamed for his goofier side (being told to shut up after singing)… Mike isn’t really interested in getting to know el as a person beyond her superpowers (possibly because that’s “his thing” and if she’s just like him AND has powers, that makes him feel so much more inferior to her— which we know is a sore spot for mike)

Mike is gay but mentally won’t allow himself to realize it until it’s impossible not to, possibly because of the public opinion of queer people at the time (his parents, particularly his father, being the main source for this) and the bullying he and his friends (mostly will, which he has watched) has experienced. His internalized homophobia is “unconscious” while will’s would be considered “conscious”. We can assume that Will is okay with other people being queer, but he consciously feels like a mistake for being gay. Meanwhile, mike has been more explicitly shown to be okay with gay people (not caring that people [particularly his father] think that Will is gay, insisting that he didn’t deserve what was happening during his disappearance) but can’t seem to get past his mental block. he ignores the difference between his feelings for Will vs Dustin/Lucas because he doesn’t want to think about what that would mean for him. Not only would he be gay in the 80s, but he’d be hopelessly pining for someone who’d never return his feelings. (from mikes pov)

I’m not going to explain his thoughts on the monologue in depth because his opinions are the same as most analyses on it— just know that he confirms the mental reasoning behind it and the fact that it’s riddled with lies, half-truths, and that it’s most likely a response to will’s veiled van confession (will’s words were so heavy hitting and mike doesn’t want to lose someone who thinks of him that way… he doesn’t want to lose someone who thinks the world of him when he doesn’t think much of himself. that and the stress of the situation are what pushed him into saying “I love you”. He wasn’t saying it to El, he was saying it to the person behind will’s words in the van.)

the only logical outcome for Mike, Will, and El’s individual stories would be byler. the byler dynamic is much healthier than mildew… mike and el staying together would undermine both of their personal arcs, specifically El. Why would she be shown gaining more independence and individuality, but stay with the person who doesn’t encourage that in her and makes her feel like a monster? Why wouldn’t they put Mike with someone he has been friends with for over a decade and is repeatedly shown to be fully himself with after hiding his personality from El for multiple seasons? Why would they leave Will alone after making him go through hell for four (most likely five) seasons and not put him with the person who doesn’t make him feel like a mistake? A millet breakup and byler relationship would tie up all of their personal journeys perfectly, so there’s no reason for mackerel to be cannon for any reason other than homophobia.

fun extra: byler becoming the most long-standing and mass case of “straightbaiting” in our current media would have a massive effect on the mental health and/or psyche of viewers. For the queer viewers (whether they know it or not), they’re shown a beautiful, healthy, accurate gay relationship… any queer person understands how important that is. for the straight and/or homophobic viewers, it shows them the same thing, shows them that gay people are real and exactly like them.

in conclusion, even straight professionals know what mike wheeler is and think that moldy mac and cheese is toxic <3

#byler #byler tumblr #guys please like this I spent so long on it #mike wheeler i know what you are #even straight people know what you are #my guy it’s so obvious #please end our suffering and kiss will #we’re BEGGING you #I’m swearing to a god I don’t even believe in for you mike #that’s how serious I am

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