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starglow-xx · 2 years

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— the ada boys when they find out their little sister is dating someone they know

characters: dazai osamu, edogawa ranpo, kunikida doppo, nakajima atsushi

a/n: i found this buried in the depths of my drafts and it’s kinda like a part two to this !!

i originally had junichiro here too but i got stumped and gave up so maybe i’ll try again for him next time😅

dazai osamu *ೃ༄

// nakajima atsushi (sorry for those who expected chuuya; i wanted to mix it up hehe)

im gonna call it now, if you’re 18 (and single ofc), he would try to set you up with atsushi

*you and atsushi having a friendly conversation bc yk you two are friends*

*dazai creeping up in the background and obnoxiously whispering* shala-la-la-la-la don't be scared! you got the mood prepared! go on and kiss the girl!

you and atsushi: “...”

i feel like it would start off as a joke to piss you off, annoy you, and embarrass the both you

but at some point he might be doing it fr and not as a joke

and if by any chance, you do get together with atsushi then yay!! his precious little sister and his subordinate are dating <33

but it’s different if you were actually secretly dating atsushi the entire time cause then he’ll go off on some tangent about “betrayal and heartbreak”

dazai’s words not mine

but nonetheless, is genuinely happy for the both of you <33

tho does not mean you escape the menace that is your big brother

“ne ne atsushi-kun have you and y/n-chan ever went all the waAWHACKS”

“d-dazai-san?! a-are you okay?!”

“let’s just leave him alone for right now atsushi-kun”

“but y/n-chan you threw a plant at him. a potted plant.”

“i know what i did atsushi”

besides bothering u, he constantly wants all the deets bc he’s nosy like that

“hey y/n-chan–”

“osamu go away”

“but i didn’t say anything yet!”

also blackmails both u and atsushi bc yeah he’s a little shit

you don’t even know how he knows the things he knows bc you’re 98% sure you haven’t told him or gave anything away

“so how was your date at the park? you know, the one you went on yesterday instead of doing those errands kunikida-kun wanted you two to do? i wonder how mad he’ll get~”

“…im calling chuuya-san”

“(y/n) you’re no fun!”

edogawa ranpo *ೃ༄

// edgar allen poe

he’d be such a fucking troll

“poe-kun can you run to the store and get this for me?”

“ah yes of course ranpo-kun!”

“what was that?”

“oh er, of course greatest detective in all of japan and the rest of world!”

anything for that big brother approval yk?

ranpo just wants to mess with him bc he’s bored (and bc he’s a little bitter his younger sister is dating)

poe would come back from the store and ranpo will send him back like 7 times claiming that he didn’t get the right thing or that he forgot to tell him to buy something else

“ah i hope this is the right one this time! i wonder what ranpo-kun needs motor oil and tupperware for anyways...”

ranpo, if he’s not sending poe out for sweets, he always sends him to get stuff he doesn’t need nor want if he’s feeling particularly bored that day and if he’s feeling generous, he’d send poe to run the errands everyone else is supposed to be doing

for example, making him buy the things on yosano’s supply list or going to the grocery store to use the coupons kunikida had been saving

and poe being poe and being in the position he’s in won’t question why he needs it find some more tweezers, sharp knives, alcohol, scalpels or buy 3 dozen eggs and dish washing soap

finding out, you weren’t exactly pleased

you: im speechless!

ranpo: *looks stright into the camera like he’s in the office*

ranpo: despite being “speechless”, (y/n) continued to yell at me for another hour

kunikida doppo *ೃ༄

// dazai osamu

i don’t know how to start this besides holy shit he will flip the fuck out

it’s dazai what else were you expecting?

but jeez lighten up nii-san would you? smh

eventually, he’ll suck it up

it’ll take...quite a while but yes

he’ll suck it up just for you and only you

somewhere deep down inside he’s happy tho bc, he along with everyone else in the agency knows that he secretly cares for dazai

but he has night terrors realizing that if/when you guys get married, they’ll be brothers (in laws, but whatever)

if you accidentally show up with a hickey to work, even if it’s just barely visible, he’s throwing dazai out the window

twice

and then locking him in a closet

dazai also likes to take all your paperwork along with his and hide them in random folders of kunikida’s work so he’ll accidentally do them

istg he’s literally like 5 pieces of paper away from being finished before he realizes he’s in the middle of doing dazai’s 2 week missing report and that he’s done all of your paperwork for today

he starts screaming and you nervously sweat drop from like halfway across the city bc oh boy you can already tell that this isn’t going to go down well

nakajima atsushi *ೃ༄

// akutagawa ryuunosuke

for the sake of keeping you of age, let’s say you’re twins

I CANNOT RN IM BOTH CRYING AND LAUGHING PLEASE SAVE HIM

he cannot for the life of him comprehend how you fell for that...thing

at first you think he’s mad at you which makes you sad, but he’s not; he’s just really really surprised

he never thought that akutagawa would’ve gotten a girlfriend with his “attack and or kill first don’t ask questions ever” kind of thing he’s got going on

ok, sure, akutagawa getting a girlfriend? he’ll get over that shock soon, it’s not rlly his business yk?

but the fact that his girlfriend iS HIS SISTER??

yeah no never in a million years

sometimes he wakes up in the morning thinking that it was a just a nightmare dream till his overhears you on the phone with ryuu and he’s like

“...so that wasn’t a nightmare after all”

anyways

it’s like a complete switch of their relationship

atsushi is more than willing to fight ryuu and on the other hand ryuu is somewhat in control

and just to clarify it’s not bc he doesn’t want to fight atsushi, no he’s always willing to do that bc how dare that jinko look down on me but it’s more like if does it you’ll get upset with him

he doesn’t want to do that

so he fights with every single fiber of his being to resist the urge of smacking atsushi into wall bc no if i do that y/n gets mad and that’s not good

and boy were there close calls

they’re literally 2 seconds from attacking each other but then suddenly they’ll feel a chill in the room from your direction and stop then refuse to make eye contact with anyone

you included (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

you don’t think that they’ll ever get along, but at least for your sake, you’re sure that they’ll at least try to tolerate each other

for now anyways (*°▽°*)

as always, reblogs and shares are appreciated! i hope you all stay safe! and just in case nobody told you they loved you today, i love you! you are enough! <3

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kubomayu · 4 years

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ALL OF THE "BE NOSY" QUESTIONS X)

Ugh

1) pan! Sort of... its v hard to define what i like exactly so,,,,, its easier to say I’m pan and be done with it

2) I’m obsessed with fuckin writing babeyyyyy mostly porn. ...exclusively porn

3) I’ve done ibuprofen AND paracetamol at the same time so,, ;)

4) i want one of those epic scaffolding ones! If thats what its called the one that goes across the top of your ear???

5) at least 3 people two of which were on the mouth hehe

6) proper English country style with a huge comfy bed and a massive garden with all sorts of pretty flowers and a TREE and a pond

7) I’m jealous of literally anyone that has better motivation than i do

8) b99 babey!! Its really easy and also makes me laugh :)

9) sometimes yeha

10) not anymore! It used to be porn related actually

11) I’d teleport to that one person tha t i love dearly duh

12) student teacher ÙwÚ

13) I’ve considered it?????????????????????? I’m scared though

14) on charities!! And on my family

15) i am! For 3 years i think now

16) i used to but they turned into gross hardcore shit when i like the romantic/aesthetic side of porn like photography and stuff (not for masturbation if thats what you’re asking, i just like pretty pictures of genitalia and boobs)

17) occasionally

18) many! One for sailor moon, one for rhcp.... so much... too much

19) i probably wont my name is pretty epic enough as it is

20) cute things! Cute girls cute cats cute ...food?

21) they make me laugh everyday

22) uhhh as far as i know they dont use tumblr?? And i dont talk to them anymore so I’d rather now expose them

23) rhcp! Radiohead! Joji! Band-maid! Konomi Suzuki!

24) America! (just for food really) japan! (Also sort of for food) ummmmmm cant think of anywhere else

25) napping in bed with my cats and also being kissed

26) winter! Its freezing cold and everything is dead its so peaceful and serene

27) there is NOTHIGN worse than being poked if anyone jabbed their finger on my arm I’d have to kill them sorry i don’t make the rules

28) i really dont know i laugh at pretty much anything I’m really easy

29) joker for the right reasons though

30) idk if they have tumblr but iv_arm on twitter n instagram theyre p cool

31) ebooks because I’m clumsy

32) either ac or in middle earth

33) a mix between pastel goth and regular goth

34) latte babey

35) I’ll never tell

36) nope! One I’m pretty sure is dead and the other one is probably the most ex h a u s t i n g person in the world

37) i hope to get my first next year!

38) yes i need a drink desperately I’m so so thirsty

39) ;)

40) sort of sure

41) who gives a FUCK i only talk to 3 people on here

42) big, hairy and can easily crush me in their arms please and thank you

43) i have no guilty pleasures i love relentlessly

44) yes i write it too its better than disgusting sex scenes in films n telly!

45) I never liked anyone enough to date apart from one person but I moved on

47) my first though was Henry Caville but hes from east London and I’m from north London it’ll never work

48) someone who makes me laugh!!

49) my friends UwU

50) its sunny but the wind is there so I’m not totally roasting in the sun and its not boiling hot and the wind isnt freezing

Oh and here’s all the questions in an order I’m not sure is chronological

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