#perryshmirtz moments

[chio-chan2artbox]

Shut up and dance with me

#heinz doofenshmirtz #human perry #perry the platypus #agent p #perryshmirtz #phineas and ferb #thinking about the moment Perry joins Heinz on one his performances #yes i decided to make Perry’s vest teal cause I think it looks better with his teal pants #i made this with my tears #they give serotonin #artists on tumblr #digital art #dancing #shut up and dance #gay love #perry the human #PnF #pnf perry #pnf fanart

[pnfc]

they do such a nice job with perry's emoting in these, he gets to express so much

#the soft lidded eyes looks always kill me #im SORRY im posting a gif i just have been watching CTTs for an hour thinking about them #the lil trust moment in perry letting doof fire his cakegun #even playing field! #EDIT: doof didnt switch teh gun back to cake mode at the end but it still worked BOY i hope someone got fired for that #perryshmirtz

[noodletea]

POV: You're Heinz Doofenshmirtz playing Simcity

You were on your way building a Tri-state area of yours

When suddenly you found this little teal building name "Perry Place" and you put it in the heart of the city (human's heart is to the left lung so don't question)

It was the golden position of your city with access to every service you could afford your citizens (upgraded road, park, transportation, police, fire station, big lakes, and the limited museum you got by doing tasks during the season)

And the new limited, giant landmark you place in the middle of the city looked like it was there for Perry

You upgraded it and the building was now freaking teal

You decided that it would be there permanently

You satisfied

#heinz doofenshmirtz #perryshmirtz #perry the platypus #simcity #I found the building by accident and the story based on exactly what I did at that moment :))))) #The city original's name was Perryshmirtz and I changed it to Tri-state area for the story

[humanperryfic]

to be honest, i'd rather not have perryshmirtz be actually canon.

like, would it be cool? yeah! has DTVA been teasing it for months? yeah!

...would it also involve the perryshmirtz tag being filled with people going "eW WtF whYYY DisNeY i neEd eYebleAcH" [plaintext: "ew wtf whyyy Disney i need eyebleach] from people who haven't seen the show since they were ten? yes! that is 100% a thing that would happen!

and i don't want that to happen. sure, some people would have their "come to the dark side we have cookies" moment, but how many more won't? how many more will be harassing us for a ship? the pnf community is pretty chill with the whole "don't like don't read/YKINMKATO (Your Kink Is Not My Kink And That's Okay)/curate your space to your comfort and ignore/block what you don't want to see" thing but with the revival it's gonna get to a larger audience, and the larger the audience, the less nuance there is with that sort of thing.

i just want my subtext. let the ones who ship come to us.

Also I want things like

Bi Vanessa (maybe even Stacy/Vanessa??)

Actually all the teens/young adults being bi/queer

More with the whole Baljeet and Buford thing

More with Baljeet and Isabella's heritage

Trans/queer background characters (and even jokes! there are queer jokes that could be really funny!)

Danville Pride/Pride Episode

hell, even Bi Doofenshmirtz having terrible luck with guys too

too, and I think any explicitly canon Perryshmirtz would kinda overshadow that. By a lot. And they all deserve better.

#this got longer than i thought it would #phineas and ferb #pnf #dr doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #agent p #heinz doofenshmirtz #i hope this isn't too controversial #rb with your thoughts!!

[one-strugling-bean]

New (old) Perryshmirtz canon moment just dropped.

This is from the MML's Theme Song Take Over

He left him a potted plant with a scribbled heart note <3

#perry is sweet #heinz deserves a hug after that song takeover #phineas and ferb #milo murphy's law #heinz doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #perryshmirtz

[semiaquatic-ambience]

"early access" release: this is my mega-compilation of Perryshmirtz moments, including P&F, MML, and a segment at the end that puts a bunch of cast & crew comments at conventions & on social media, together.

it is, however, over an hour long, so I'm working on a shorter version. editing is hard,(how do you decide the entry level of a statement as vague as "gay moment?" no seriously if you wanna play a yes-no game for those HMU) so it might be a while. this is the Bonus edition!

#and yes this was the suggested thumbnail. i might make my own later but this one tickles me (: #perryshmirtz #doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #perry #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #agent p #amv hell #melonstuff

[mammalsofaction]

FIC COMPILATION

Because I worry about losing track of them

Very First Perryshmirtz wedding drabble (Rated G, a comedy of errors)

Heinz in the Virgin Killer sweater (Rated M, but very nearly explicit)

Save a horse ride a platypus (Rated E, straight-up sex, Human Perry)

We love an Oh moment (Rated G, Perry realizes something literally everyone else figured out forever ago)

Outline of Seeing Double (Rated G, Perry gets hit with the Molecular Separator)

Body Worship drabble (Rated E, yeah what it says on the tin.)

Mind Control (Rated E, set during Remains of the Platypus, the butler inator, implied non con.)

Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Rated E, hunger as a form of love, very small breeding kink at the end)

Found you (Rated G, non graphic descriptions of injury. Heinz got into a spot of trouble, and Perry welcomes him home.)

When We Didn't Get Along (Rated G, POV outsider, what the Flynn-Fletcher sees during the infamous Panda related breakup)

Wedding Adventure (Rated T, Perryshmirtz rewrite of Candace's Big Day with human perry. Part 1)

Doof in Perry's shirt (Rated M, highly suggestive)

Posted on my AO3

Coffee Stains and Creaky Floorboards (Rated T, no archive warnings apply)

You snuck your way right into my heart (Rate T, no archive warnings apply)

You Must Be New (Rated T, Graphic Depictions of Violence):

Don't Need a Dictionary- (Rated T, no archive warnings apply)

#perryshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #choice of fic #human perry #phineas and ferb #perry the platypus #fic rec

[alex-travaganza]

i jest but im of the opinion there is absolutely no way perryshmirtz will be CANON canon (unless it got like the baffy treatment of being confirmed way after the fact by some intern or something), i know theres many many moments that are very blatant to us queers and there will be many more but i would be seriously shocked if it was ever treated as more than Aha Funny Joke (sadly). but i am curious as to what the overall opinion is on what might actually happen with that / if there’s a lot of people who disagree, so here’s a poll and pls give me further explanations if you want

#phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #perry the playtpus #perryshmirtz

[owcaunion]

Pnf s5 and 6 bingo but i immediately can cross out perryshmirtz moment not even 2 episodes in

#neek ramble #DWAMPY AND CREW HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SMTH RLLY FUNNY #kissing booth mention in a script...imagine

[chio-chan2artbox]

Perry comforting a very sad Heinz

#heinz doofenshmirtz #human perry #perryshmirtz #perry the platypus #perry the human #agent p #phineas and ferb #pnf fanart #pnf #fanart #Rare moment of Perry speaking because he needed Heinz to actually believe it #lets all cry #i cry #confort moment #i just want Heinz to be happy #love that Perry is there for him #artists on tumblr #quick sketches

[ganeshkfp]

I adore this moments when doof acts like a dad. I would love to see this kind of au or something. Btw I love perryshmirtz don't get me wrong, anything for this fellas to live a long happy life together. I kinda wonder if Doof was able to adopt him in series, would he do it?? Imagining the phone talk between him and Monogram lmao.

#I want more scenes where doof cares for perry #People always talk about how much perry cares for doof #But doof too #I mean Perry is one if the things he adores in his life #other one is Vanessa #love them so much #dr. doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #perryshmirtz #phineas and ferb

[shima-draws]

Don't you draw Perryshmirtz anymore?

Not currently, bc I’m not in the PnF fandom at the moment :’) I’m sure I’ll end up rewatching the show eventually (probably around the time when the new seasons air) so I guarantee I’ll be back to making art for those two goobers at some point lol

#Shima answers questions #Donchu worry anon. When I’m in need of that good ol serotonin it’ll be PnF hours again #And human Perry hours again 😌 #And drawing him having a gay crisis bc of Doof again. LMAOOOOO #PnF #Perryshmirtz #Phineas and Ferb #Remembers the heart on the card post I made and cackles #HEART ON THE CARD HEART ON THE CARD.

[violetlunette]

So, this may be controversial but in the PnF universe, I think the Universe hates Candace the most. (Not taking into account MML as I haven’t been able to find a site to safely watch the whole series, and I ain’t paying 50$ for Disney Plus.)

(Edit: Okay, I may gotten the pricing wrong for disney plus as I was looking at the yearly option, but I digress.)

For those who may be unaware, Candace is a character in Phineas and Ferb who plays an antagonistic role as she is constantly trying to “bust” her brothers by showing her mom their inventions. Unfortunately, the “universe” (or the mysterious force, as Candace dubs it) will always make the inventions disappear at the very last moment. And usually in the most ridiculous ways possible such as it getting up and dancing away or having her eat or clean up the project herself (both times against her will). This has often led to Candace (and others) questioning her sanity and to her feeling emotionally depressed and defeated every day. Candace is quite literally the universe’s punching bag.

Now I’m people are going to argue and say, “Have you seen Doofenshmirtz’s backstory?” and yes, that is an excellent point. 

To recap Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the main villain of the series who fights with a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action, who happens to be the brother’s pet. Growing up he had a comically abusive childhood where he was bullied, his parents favored his brother and he was forced to stand as a Lawn Gnome every night. On top of that, he has a history of his love life going terribly wrong and gets his ass beat by a platypus daily. (Down, Perryshmirtz shippers.) Compared to the rest of the Phineas and Ferb cast it would seem that he and Candace are tied for having the worse luck, hell some would say he has worse luck than Candace.

However, I disagree as Heinz’s misfortune isn’t caused by random events like Candace’s. Everything bad that happened to him was a direct result of other people being jerks or caused by Heinz himself. (Minus his love life but we’ll get to that later.)

All of the humiliation of Heinz’s childhood was a result of his parents. The reason he was bullied to the point where his only friend was a balloon with a face on it was because his mother forced him to wear the dresses she made when she thought Roger was going to be a girl and because at night he was forced to stand watch as a lawn gnome by his father to protect the garden.

His failures with his inators are because Perry comes by and wrecks everything. 

Now it’s true that Candace had a loving childhood with a loving family and great friends. Yet I stand by the statement that the universe hates Candace the most in the PnF universe because the way Phineas and Ferb’s inventions vanish isn’t a result of anything she or anyone does. It’s a random act of fate. True, most of Phineas and Ferb’s vanish because of Heinz’s inators, however, he never intends to do. More often than not, he randomly bumps the button and it just so happens to hit Phineas and Ferb’s invention or Candace herself without any rhyme or reason.

Plus, there are times when Heinz wins and gets everything he wants without punishment.

The entire Across the 2D Dimension movie and the Quantum Boogaloo special show that Heinz could take over the Tristate area and get everything he wants. In the MML’s timeline, he becomes Professor Time, in The OWCA files he gets to become an agent and gets to work with Perry (something that appears to have always been his secret desire), and in Doof 101 (and Act your Age) timeline he becomes a teacher that allows him to bond with his daughter and is so happy that he has to make an inator to give him a midlife crisis.

With Candace, the best future she seems to get is a dull suburban life that’s a copy of her mother’s life. On top of that, despite appearing serene, one can argue that she’s not as content as she looks. It’s obvious she still holds deep resentments in her life as she immediately breaks out of her tranquil demeanor when she sees the past version of her brothers. If Candace was truly happy and had moved on, she wouldn’t have cared or reacted so strongly.

And whenever she gets her goals, it turns often out worse for her. In the Quantum Boogaloo special, Candace finally manages to bust her brothers and it results in a dystopian future, the loss of everything she loved and even her own name.

Even in other universes, Candace gets the short stick compared to Doofenshmirtz. In the 2nd Dimension Candace may be a rebel leader but it’s not until her brothers join the fight that they make any progress. Not only that, but they quickly begin to do better than her even though they literally just joined, and she had been fighting for much longer. It doesn’t help that by the end it seems that they’re better leaders than he.r Their actions led to them getting one up on Charlene and rescuing some of the agents, while Candace’s allowed Doofenshmirtz to escape.

In the Star Wars Universe, this Candace gets yanked pretty hard. Whether she was kidnapped or ran away to join the Empire, it is obvious she was brainwashed into believing their rhetoric. (Buford flat out states that orientation is brainwashing.) It’s hinted she grew up pretty lonely and is constantly disrespected by her superiors. Even though she does have serious talent, Candace is only allowed to do things like sock duty. But she puts up with it because she believes she’s doing her part. And in the end, she discovers that she’s been fighting for the bad guys and that she’s the villain. Doofenshmirtz isn’t much better here, but he can use the force and is recognized by the rebels to be enough of a threat to send one of their best agents to fight him, so at least he has some respect.

And here’s another thing that makes Candace’s pain feel less earned; she doesn’t do anything wrong.

Even though Heinz’s inventions vary on levels of danger they are usually used to humiliate, harm, or cause destruction. (Hell, some even kill.) The make-up-your-mind-inator is a good example of this as he was planning to use it on anyone that couldn’t make up their minds and destroy them. 

The reason varies but more often than not he’s doing something wrong, so you can argue his bad luck is karma. In the canon verse, Candace isn’t technically doing anything wrong. 

Yes, tattle-tailing is annoying as nobody likes a snitch but not only Phineas and Ferb are not only breaking the rules but they’re also placing themselves in danger. In the first episode, we see how reckless Phineas is in the first episode as he shows everyone how to use a seat belt as the coaster is climbing at a vertical angle up the tracks (and he doesn’t even put one on once he sits down). Another other example of this is with the Tower of Phineas which almost kills them. (And now is slowly killing everyone in the universe if it’s still doing that oxygen thing.)

Even when she’s not even trying to bust anyone, Candace is constantly yanked around by the universe. This is shown most clearly when she tries to get a Ducky Momo collectible;

It was something cute Candace wanted. She made deals for it, worked hard and no one would have been hurt if she got it it would have made everyone, even her, happy. Then when she is seconds from getting it, boom! The universe takes it at the last moment just to yank her chain.

A more prominent and remembered example is in “Candace Gets Busted” where she is pressured into having a party. She doesn’t even get to enjoy it as Candace spends the whole time keeping the house clean and protected. And even then, everyone is more interested in Phineas and Ferb. To top it all off, the universe gives Candace hope that it’ll let her get away with it like her brothers do all the time. Then at the last moment, for no reason, it sends the party back and gets her in trouble.

And the universe pulls that shit on her all the time. It gives her hope that she’ll reach her desires only to go “nope” at the last minute and ruin everything.

In the Temple of Juatchadoon, the Candace there isn’t even trying to get anyone in trouble; she just wants to report on Ohio and Rhode Island to share their adventures. If anything this would help the boys and make them more famous but because Candace is the one who wants to share their story, the universe goes out of its way to make sure that doesn’t happen.

The only thing where everything goes well for Candace--without Phineas and Ferb--is her relationship with Jeremy and Stacy. This is one of two things where Candace has better luck than Doofenshmirtz. (Though again on his part most of them are a result of incompatibility, him being rude, or karma. I don’t think any relationship was ruined because of a random act of fate. [Except with his date in evil love with whom I hope he gets together again.])

But even then, Stacy moves all the way to Uruguay in the future and with Candace’s luck, I find it very worrying that Jeremy is nowhere to be seen.

In conclusion;

While Heinz has had a sadder and harder life, the bad things that happen to him are usually a result of his actions or others. And even then, there are times when he succeeds and get what he wants. Heinz may have to work for it but we have seen several futures where he gets everything he wants and is happy (even when no one else is). On top of that in other universes, he usually has a position of power (however low it may seem), but not Candace.

In the best-case future scenario, Candace lives a reflection of her mom’s life where she still harbors past pain and resentments that are so strong that she was willing to put everything at stake to change the past. The fact that she’s willing to do this hints that she’s not as happy as she appears.

There’s also the fact that when she does get what she wants it usually comes with a heavier punishment. The biggest example is that whenever she busts her brothers, it ends with an apocalyptic future.

In other universes, Candace may get to show off her stuff more but she clearly isn’t happy and either finds herself in the wrong or quickly outshined.

And finally, there’s just how the universe likes to taunt her all the time. It waits until the very last minute to take away Phineas and Ferb’s inventions, or something she likes. (And in the most ridiculous ways too. Again, an invention literally just danced off one time.)

And there’s not even a reason for all of it; At least with Milo, we know it's because of Murphy’s Law. We can’t even say that her bad luck is because of the Phineas and Ferb effect because of the bad luck that happens away from Phineas and Ferb.

The only reason we have is the reason Candace always states; the universe is against her.

#Candace Flynn #pnf Candace #the universe hates candace #Phineas and Ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf #pnf universe

[iampure-shippingtrash]

A list of ships that i would draw (you can suggest ideas for ships outside of these cause I know ill forget a few (I also take requests that arent ship related)):

--cut for length purposes--

• Hamnoir

• luberto

• bowuigi

• mareach

• fenro

• dellumbra

• gravesbeaks

• huoyd

• drakepad

• quackervolt

• liquiroot

• sonadow

• fizzmodeus

• stolitz

• m&m (moxillie)

• reddnook

• fluffyvenom

• gustholomule

• goldric

• varigo

• baffy

• skulktech

• unidentified flying ship

• grayghost

• perryshmirtz

• bufjeet

• phinabella

• Geoff x Jeff, Geoff x Scratch and Jeff x Geoff x Scratch (tgamm i do not know their ship name)

• tobecky

• grilled cheese (wordgirl)

(READ: I absolutely refuse to draw any incest, minor x adult, or nsfw)

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These are all im able to think of at the moment, please keep those ideas coming I swear im working on them <3

#hamnoir #fenro #gravesbeaks #quackervolt #liquiroot #drakepad #sonadow #fizzmodeus #stolitz #reddnook #fluffyvenom #luberto #dellumbra #gustholomule #goldric #varigo #baffy #skulktech #bowuigi #mareach #huoyd #m&m helluva boss #moxillie #unidentified flying ship #grey ghost #bufjeet #phinabella #grilled cheese #tobecky #and more but i ran out of tags

[transdemon]

im a little late but i would like to offer up my humble drawings for this years perryshmirtz event, i love them so much still 💖💖💖

Prompts list:

Day 1 (October 24): Lightbulb Moment | Love/Hate At First Sight

Day 2 (October 25): Sleep Deprived | Hurt/Comfort

Day 3 (October 26): Language Barrier | Communication (both? lol)

Day 4 (October 27): Soulmate/Soulhate | AU

Day 5 (October 28): Pushing Buttons | Self-Destruct

Day 6 (October 29): Dance Steps | Fluff

Day 7 (October 30): "Curse you, Perry the Platypus" | Free Day 😘

#pnf #perryshmirtz week #perryshmirtzweek #perryshmirtz week 2022 #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #my art uwu #human perry the platypus #can you tell which prompt was my least favorite? #my first few digital arts were for the perryshmirtz event in 2020 im going to sob #goofy they're so goofy and special

[inators]

Quick reblog with objects/things that remind you of perryshmirtz moments.

I'll start:

--A sweatband (from Dance Baby) --A bus ticket (Road to Danville) --Agave nectar (Platypus!Heinz anyone?)

#╽👑 ⸻ 【lex speaks】 #I just want to see what happens lmao