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morn1e · 3 days
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if the postal dude jr has no fans that means i am still on this earth
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object-yaoi · 3 days
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HES HERE ..... DIES
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reikiryn · 20 days
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the elementary school
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beatendeadcourier · 3 months
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the most normal man in all of paradise.
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catlokis-blog · 15 days
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efficient cat storage
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eviljoyfriend · 2 months
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mail schmuck
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buzzsawbrando · 3 months
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ive been breaking playing postal 2 since my boyfriend got it for me . game good i like how it crashes when there's like 1 too many particles on the screen
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irl-dogboy · 1 year
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hello postal enjoyers please take this as a peace offering 4 now
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bat-bytes-back · 8 months
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A friend who's into Good Omens keeps thinking fanart of PDude is Crowley and I've never seen Good Omens and keep thinking that fanart of Crowley is of Pdude so I made this
Please tell me there are other people who keep getting them confused 😭
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amanipawx · 2 months
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OHHHH HEY!!! ITS THE GUY FROM POSTAL!!!
first traditional sketch posted on tumblr,,,, im so normal
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napsfork-brainrot · 11 months
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Hi, can you make a pdude x fem reader fluff?
ooooh i haven't written fluff in a HOT MINUTE (nor anything for that matter) i gotchu.
unfortunately i don't have the brain capacity atm to do a story but i can give u some cute lil ideas 💀
(TW: a mention of breasts (nothing nsfw happens though lol))
Dude is the type of fella to just buy you random things (or more likely than not, steal them from somewhere) whether you ask him or not.
Whenever you're tired or just don't want to get up, he'll either:
A. Lay down next to you and start spooning you, or cuddling you to help you relax.
Or B. He playfully wrestles you to get you awake or moving. From tickling to picking you up by the shoulders and giving you a shake to even hitting you in the head with a pillow.
Sometimes he thinks about inviting you when he takes Champ out for a walk as a cute date idea, but he doesn't because he knows Champ (and him as well) will get into trouble pretty much every time and he doesn't want to get you into trouble as well.
For the girlies out there, Dude likes to playfully squeeze at your breasts (if you allow him to.) He doesn't really do it as a sexy thing but more-so just to get a reaction out of you.
If you like flowers or plants, he tries to grow a plant as a gift for you but it doesn't survive in his trailer. He actually gets really disappointed in himself for that, but you reassure him that it's fine. (Now he just buys you ones he thinks you would like or pick them from outside.)
Despite being a crazed maniac, Dude is a major softie (and this goes for pretty much every variation of Dude.) He can't help but to always want to have some level of physical contact with you, even if it's just holding your hand while you both walk down the road or keeping an arm around your shoulders.
He always calls you sweet things, anything ranging from just compliments like "pretty", "beautiful", or "gorgeous", to those sappy pet names like "Sweetie", "Pumpkin", "Angel", etc.
He will go on entire rants to other people about you and how he adores you (if you don't mind him doing so.)
Dude: She is so beautiful, like- You don't understand, she is a GIFT. Do you HEAR ME, MAN? She's my lil lady! Gah, I love her so much!
Cashier: Sir, this is a Wendy's-
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object-yaoi · 28 days
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i love this fucking idiot *beats the shit out of him just to see him covered in blood*
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i cant stop drawing him as a cat furry its actually an issue
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reikiryn · 19 days
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GOING POSTAL
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beatendeadcourier · 3 months
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Made myself a postal dude icon :]
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valentines-wh0re · 2 years
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Pov Postal dude kills cows to fight Mad Cow disease
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fivemonsturzzzwowz · 3 months
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happy international spicy and hot foods day here's postal dude eating a jalapeno
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