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Chasing Buses
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Summary: You go to work expecting it to be just like any other day, little do you know that this job will chance the course of your life forever.
Pairing: Patrick Stump x Reader
Author's note: I haven't written fanfiction in like 5 years so im out of practice when it comes to this lol. regardless i hope you enjoy it! and feel free to leave some constructive criticism so that i can hopefully improve!
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Another day of work. That was all today was supposed to be. Your job wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t that bad either. You worked for a tour bus company. Your job was to ride along with the band and bus driver throughout the tour and to help keep the bus stocked with drinks, food, and whatever else the band requested. Basically, you were a glorified gofer.
You’ve toured with tons of bands before. Some were super easy and nice and some treated you like garbage. Even the bands who didn’t even acknowledge you were better than the latter, and it was always the bands that would put so much effort into how they appeared to fans. You didn’t have a very wide range in terms of music taste, so when those types of bands would be on your bus and would find out that you didn’t listen to their music, that's when they would start looking down on you. 
You headed to the pick up spot with your luggage for the tour. Turns out you would be in charge of two buses this time. From what your boss told you, this band had 4 members and they would be riding 2 and 2 in each bus, so you would need to take inventory at each venue so you could figure out what you needed to pick up for each bus. As you approached, you noticed that it looked like only 2 of the members were there. They were both relatively short men, probably just about the same height as you, if not just an inch or two taller. One was slightly chubby, with his ginger hair peeking out from under a slightly crooked trucker hat. The other was more lean with shoulder length hair and a labret piercing. They were just standing outside the buses, looking around and texting on their phones, looking a little frantic. It was already 11:45 and they needed to get out of there by 12 in order to make it to the first venue on time. 
“Hey, uh.. You guys in the band?” You say, walking up to the two.
“Oh, yeah, I'm Patrick and this is Andy.” said the ginger man as he motioned towards the other, “We’re just waiting on two others, they should be here pretty soon.” 
You nodded your head and headed towards one of the buses to put your stuff away. After picking one of the bunks and throwing your bags in it, you walked back out the bus to hear a car screeching as it pulled up. Two more men hopped out, one with the really curly hair instantly went to the trunk to grab their bags while the other man, the one with dark emo hair, got out and shouted back into the car, “Thanks mom! I’ll make sure to call you!” The Woman in the car waved at all the boys before pulling off. Patrick waved and yelled “Bye, Ms. Wentz!” as she drove away. 
"Great,” you thought, “now that the others are here we can start getting on the road and get a head start in travel.” Before you can get a chance to introduce yourself to the other two, they are pushing each other, yelling, and running onto one of the buses; coincidentally, the bus that you had already put your stuff down in. “Great.” you think. You momentarily think about getting your bag and moving it into the other bus with the two more tame men, but before you can even fully consider the idea the leading driver steps out and tells you all that it is time to leave.  Hesitantly you get on the bus where the two lunatics are. 
Stepping on the bus you find that the two have already started to make themselves at home. They already have their bags open and strewn about the sitting area and one of them is already smoking a bowl. You Sigh at the mess that is already in front of you and the thought of what is to come.
 Just then the emo looking one approaches you. “So, uh… who are you?” he asks.
“I’m Y/N. I work for the bus company.” You say.
“Shit, we got a babysitter??” The curly haired one says, after talking a rip off his pipe. 
“I'm just a gofer. Whatever you guys need on the bus, I’ll get it.” You tell them.
“Oh, sweet! So like anything? You can get us ANYTHING?” the emo one asks.
“Anything that is legal, yes.” You inform him. 
He shrugs at your response and takes a seat next to the other man, plopping down on the sofa. “So, Y/N. Tell me, is this a dream come true for you?” He asks.
“What?” You ask, a little taken aback by the odd question.
“You know. You look to be in your 20s, you dress pretty alt,” He motions to your black tee shirt with white long sleeve under and your baggy jeans. “So you have to be into Fall Out Boy. You must be pretty stoked to be touring along with THE Pete Wentz,” He points to himself, “and Joe Trohman.” he points to the other man. 
You laugh at the assumption, gaining a raised eyebrow from Pete. “What? What's so funny?” He asks.
You compose yourself before speaking, “I have no idea who you guys are, dude! I don’t have time to listen to music because of the restraints of my job. The only thing I get to listen to is whatever the driver listens to on the road, which usually happens to be Aerosmith.” You say, nodding a head towards the driver’s seat. Pete and Joe look at you for a second, then each other, then once again back at you. 
“Sweet!” They both say in unison. “It’ll be great to have someone our age to hang around that doesn’t care who we are. It’s impossible to talk to anyone who isn’t in the band without them freaking out and having a moment.” Pete says. You laugh at the excitement the two express at the thought of making a new friend. 
After getting settled in a little bit, Pete and Joe tell you more about themselves and the other members of the band. You learn that Pete and Andy are both 26 and Joe and Patrick are both 21, they're from a city just outside of Chicago, and that Patrick is single and that you are “totally his type” as Pete puts it. You roll your eyes at this comment. You're used to getting hit on in your line of work, it comes with the territory of spending months on buses full of men. You choose not to mix work and relationships, knowing that it just gets messy and leads to people getting hurt, plus the last thing you need is your boss to find out your helping the clients out in that way. 
Before you know it you're already pulling up to the venue bus parking. You take a quick inventory of both the buses and make a list of anything that needs to be restocked. While the crew are getting the stage set up, you get in the rental car that your company sets to be delivered at each venue for you specifically to do your job. You make the run to the store, making sure to get enough water, snacks, and other meal items for both the buses. You make sure to follow the special requests that were left for you, like making sure to get a selection of vegan options for Andy, and even pick up a few extra things for yourself, like your favorite candies. Once you’re all done with your shopping, you get loaded into the car and drive back to the venue. It’s still a little early so the parking lot isn't too bad, but there are a few really dedicated fans who are already lining up at the front door. You pull around to the restricted back and flash your badge at the security, who lets you drive right through. 
When you pull up to the buses you see that the band members are standing right outside, playing around with some toy that Pete had brought with him. As you step out and walk around to the trunk of the car, Patrick instantly perks up and rushes over, “Hey, let me help you!” He says, Grabbing a few of the bags from the trunk and bringing them towards the buses. 
“One second!” you say to Patrick before he enters either of the buses. You walk over and double check the bags that he is carrying. “Okay, these ones go on Pete and Joe’s bus. The rest should go for you and Andy, and then we can put a case of water on each bus.” Patrick nods at these instructions and carries the bags onto the appropriate bus while you bring yours to the other. You get everything put away and then head back out to get the case of water for the bus. As you walk out you see Patrick coughing a bit as he steps off the other bus, he quickly walks over to you. 
“You’re ok with them smoking on the bus?” He asks you.
“They paid extra to be able to, so I can’t really object to it.” You tell him, shrugging your shoulders. Patrick looks at you with a frown on his face. 
“Besides, I was planning on moving over to your bus before we take off from the venue tonight. Something tells me that no matter how well I hide some of my snacks, Pete is going to end up finding them.” You say, earning a chuck from Patrick. “Yeah,” he says, “Pete has a nose like a doberman, you can't keep anything from him.”
By the time you get the groceries all put away the guys are already off to the sound check. You use the down time to move your things from your original bus to Patrick’s bus, and then make your way backstage to watch some of the show. You pick a spot just off the side of the stage where you won’t be in the way. The concert starts and you learn real quick why Pete was surprised you didn’t know who they were. They freaking rock! Every song is something amazing and Patrick’s voice, oh man can he sing! You were truly taken aback by their music. 
As they played, you must have had a look of amazement, because when Patrick looked over at you he had the biggest smile on his face. Pete, noticing the beaming smile that Patrick had and looked in the direction he kept glancing at. It was like Pete could smell the electric bond that you two were sharing in the moment and knew what he had to do. 
When the show ended you were grinning ear to ear as Patrick walked up to you. 
“So I take it that you liked the show?” he asked. 
“You guys are really something! When I first saw you I had no idea you had such a beautiful singing voice!” you say.
Patrick blushes slightly at the comment, “T-thanks, I'm really happy that you enjoyed it.” he says, rubbing the back of his neck. As you walk with Patrick back to the buses, you hear what sounds like a raging bull running towards you from behind. As you both look back you see Pete and Joe carrying a yelling and kicking Andy, running with him towards the buses. Before either you or Patrick have time to question what they were doing, Pete and Joe carry Andy onto their bus and slam the door. Before you know it, the bus starts taking off. Confused, both you and Patrick rush to get on the other bus in order to follow after them. 
“What was that about?” you ask Patrick.
“I have no idea, but knowing Pete and Joe, it's probably not going to end well.” He says, sitting next to you on the sofa in the shared space. Just then you feel your phone go off. It’s a text from Pete, “when the hell did he put his number in my phone?” You say as you open the text.
Pete: enjoy the free time w/ trick xoxo ;) 
You sigh at the text, knowing now that Pete is absolutely crazy.
Just then Patrick also gets a text. 
Pete: make some moves and make them count. andy is pissed and i dont want it to be for nothin >:)
Patrick blushes at the text. Realizing how his friends were trying to set him up. 
You both sit there awkwardly for a minute, unsure of what to say. 
Patrick clears his throat, “so, uh, Y/N… What are you into? Like do you have any hobbies or favorite movies?” 
You shift in your seat slightly, still feeling the awkward tension. “Well, I play bass and draw a bit, but I don’t usually have a whole lot of time to enjoy those things, being on the road most of the time makes it hard to get a break where I can practice.” You say, rubbing the back of your neck. “As for favorite movies, I mostly like stuff from the 80s, so The Goonies, Top Gun, Indiana Jones and The Breakfast Club. but my all time favorite movie is Ghostbusters.”
Patrick instantly sat up with excitement, “Really? Ghostbusters is my favorite too! I basically have all the words memorized. What's your favorite line?” 
“Yes it's true,” you begin to say. Patrick knows exactly what line you're referring to and joins in, saying it in unison with you. “This man has no dick!” You both laugh with excitement over your shared interest. Talking more and finding out you have a lot in common. 
Soon the buses pull up to a gas station to refuel, allowing everyone to get down for snacks and to stretch their legs. You and Patrick happily hop off the bus, still chatting and laughing.
Pete, Joe, and Andy also get off their bus and begin walking towards you too. Andy looks defeated, tired, and his face and hair are covered in dead bugs.
“Andy, what happened to you??” Patricks asks.
“Their whole bus smells like weed. I couldn't handle it.” Andy said with an exhausted tone.
“Dude spent the entire ride with his head out the window. I know he's straight edge, but we didn’t even smoke at all while he was with us.” Pete says, budding in. 
You and Patrick help to get Andy back onto your bus so he can clean his face and rest, 
“Oh hey, I actually brought my copy of Ghostbusters with me! We can pop it in the DVD player on the bus and watch it together!.. I-if you want.” Patrick says, stuttering a little bit at the end, realizing how what he just asked sounds like a bit of a date. 
“Oh hell, yea!” you say, “Wait, I have the perfect snacks for us to share!” You say, retrieving your secret stash. You open the bag, revealing the assortment of black liquorice, hi-chews, and butterscotch drops. Patrick’s heart skips a beat seeing all his favorite candies. You set up the sofa with pillows and blankets and make it super cozy as Patrick gets the TV set up. You both watch the movie, laughing and reciting every line, word for word together. By the end of the end of the movie you’ve both fallen asleep, cuddled into each other and holding on as if your lives depended on it. 
From that night forward, you and Patrick were inseparable. 
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Bonus!:
Andy: guys let me back on your bus please
Pete: why? i thought you didnt like our bus?
Andy: they put on ghostbusters and it's unbearable. i feel like i'm listening to it in stereo 
Andy: *Image attachment*
Andy: they fell asleep finally, but i already know theyre going to be doing this every night. trade me buses plz
Pete: aww look at them, so cute 
Andy: pete plz 
Pete: sux 2 sux. Xoxo <3
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thekidsare-not-alright · 11 months
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why even bother making a setlist anymore just thrOW IT OUT THE WINDOw wHy dOnT yA
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clandestinelolita · 5 months
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put that old man in a lolita dress NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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faggotstump · 5 months
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im deleting my blog. Sayonara you weaboo shits.
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fagcrisis · 2 years
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hi. his middle name is vaughn?
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lyssiebunz · 1 month
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Happy 40th Birthday, Patrick Martin Vaughn Stump 🌾❤️
I know I post Whimsigoth mostly, but Patrick specifically has saved me throughout my life in countless different ways. Him being my idol is an understatement. I love you, Patrick. Have the best birthday. 💕
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redfish-blu · 11 months
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Tonight was the Fall Out Boy night of the earth. You are Fall Out Boy, I am Fall Out Boy, everybody is Fall Out Boy. Children born on this night will be speaking in lyrics upon opening their infant mouths. A monumental occasion has fallen on us.
The band brought the karmic equivalent of a fucking long bladed steak knife out and cut everyone’s heads off with the deepest of deep cuts Homesick At Fucking Space Camp (first time live since May 2013). A cut so deep I don’t even think the band knew they wrote that song. So deep I guarantee fucking Joe was sitting backstage like “did we ever write a song about Space?” and Pete was like “Let me fucking google that one sec oh fuck we actually did.” And then they played it and a beam of accelerated particles was shot from the stage and I was turned into photons instantly.
And because apparently everyone was doing Crack Cocaine backstage The Patrick Vaughn Stump of our generation had the audacity to accuse us all of being Stupid before sitting his ass down and proceeding to Hit The Red Button and send a ballistic missile to the location by playing a song from The Post 2008 hiatus album Soul Punk released in 2011 which was “full of white boy funk and michael jackson moves.” The world was reduced to the stone age and all written and spoken language was rendered defunct, only Fall Out Boy and Patrick Stump remain.
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woahthisguy4721 · 1 year
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers.♡
1. Patrick
2. Patrick
3. Patrick
4. Pete
5. Patrick (Martin) Vaughn Stump
ok jk my wife my cat choccy my newly assembled friend group and coffee, how bout you bestie?
Random tagging instead: @beccarooni @kawaii-pigeon @kendallstewys @lupine-rising @potato-frenzy @ijustcantfigureout @patron-saints @scaramango
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jakeabel · 1 year
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mad at nothing from patrick vaughn stump’s 2011 debut solo album soul punk deluxe edition
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alonetogether · 11 months
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PROMISE I DONT WANNA KILL YOU WITH THAT ASK BUT.........WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER? :'D
PATRICK MARTIN VAUGHN STUMP
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xxpobloxx · 1 year
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Chapter 4 - Jaxxy's Legacy
it's been a week since Jim Dickman has gotten his friends, Tre and Mike, out of Battery City, he warned Kobra Kid and Psycho Beauty of the fact it isn't safe for them to do another search quest, but Jaxxy Jupiter, knowing damn well Psycho wants their "lost loves" back, said she would go for them, her transition should totally leave her a mystery to Battery City's database, even though she didn't consult with Psycho, who had a copy of it. She should've brought Fresh Salters since she knows they aren't in the database, but oh well.
She has a car of her own, which, after getting her mask on, got in and went to Battery City, she and Party Poison were the only ones who had cars, Psycho has a motorcycle he uses on occasion but thats about it.
Once she made it to Battery City, she parked her car in a discreet location and went to the spot she was told Pete was, she'd find Joe and Andy soon after on her own.
Immediately after she made it to Pete's room, she told him everything, but he had those suppressant headphones, so the stuff she was telling him about was suppressed, she knew for the best to knock them off him, to which he asked, "Who are you, ma'am?"
She smiled, then said, "I'm Jaxxy Jupiter, and I'm here to save you,"
"From what?"
she sighed, knowing if she explained again, he'd probably forget, so she just said, "come with me."
she would be able to figure out from there where Joe and Andy were, and upon convincing them in similar manner, she would bring all 3 to the car, she would soon notice however that the three were feeling sick.
"Why didn't you at least bring our medication?" Andy asked Jaxxy, to which, once she drove far enough, told the three.
"Better Living Industries was giving you the medication so they can control you, I've got some soda in the back you guys can drink if those pills gave you withdrawal."
They would soon find an ice box full of cold soda cans for them to drink, while it didn't fully help, it did ease their pain.
Once she found a good place to park, next to Psycho's motorcycle at a diner, she brought the three in, "these your guys?" She asked her friend, to which, looking at them, he smiled, giving them a big hug, she would tell them, "He'll help you out with the rest, will probably make you three into his own fab four fiasco," she chuckled, before exiting the diner, "I'm on my way to see Voxel and Salters, see ya!"
after a few seconds, Psycho heard a blast and a thud.
They went out to see, and there he saw, a blonde woman, her hair up in a bun, she had a ray gun, and Jaxxy was down, nah, she was DEAD.
Psycho was shocked at what they saw, the lady turned to see them.
"Ah yes, Patrick Vaughn Stump, the mystery himself, and you kidnapped some citizens, I'll let Battery City know you KIDNAPPED them after I KILL you!" she would speak to him, as if she were monologuing.
"And who in the 8 albums are you?"
"Oh, Scarecrow Unit, the name's Vanessa, may as well tell you now."
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cyclopstism · 1 year
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she patrick on my vaughn till i stump
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patrickstump2004 · 3 years
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∞༺♥༻✧
Free love on the streets but
In the alley it ain't that cheap
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just making sure people remember this exists >_<
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The Carpal Tunnel of Love//Dear Future Self (Hands Up)
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